These posts don’t really need an intro. You know I like nudity, especially on TV cuz it gives me hope that one day the world will be more laid back about sex, and by world I mean america and my site won’t be considered porn and will just be accepted for what it is…..a horrible waste of time for all parties involved…
Californication and Shameless are the two shows consistently bringing good concept, good stories, or as good as TV gets, so I like to promote them, for free, cuz I’m nice like that, and because I want a job bringing these celebrity bitches coffee…as jerking off in coffee of unsuspecting starlets is porn to me….even when it’s not starlets it is porn to me…don’t leave your coffee unattended next time you’re in Starbucks…
Here’s some tits on TV….cuz I appreciate girls trying to advance their careers by getting naked….
I wonder if the satisfaction of her paycheck from doing the weakest viral video in the history of viral videos is as satisfying as being a barren women…a spinster…childless all because her cunt high maintenance behavior has scared off every man she’s ever allowed into her pussy….
I’m guessing she’s a partner in the company, because otherwise she wouldn’t put herself through this, when she should just get in her fucking bikini, cuz old, dried up, or not…that’s all being motherless is good for…a tighter pussy than her 50 year old friends…
This is fucking lame, but I am posting it anyway….even though not posting it would have lead to more nudity the next round after it failed…but this has a celebrity attached to it and some youtube stars so it’ll be bigger than it should be…that’s just how celebrity works.
I figured I didn’t give you enough of a Gisele update with my last post on Gisele in a bikini and Gisele for H & M , that I put up less than an hour ago, but figured her spine was enough to warrant its own post…especially now that Gisele is relatively non existent as Victoria’s Secret turned their back on her after making each other boatloads of money…and that she probably needed a little exposure….I’m also practicing letting one person dominate the contents of the site, because in case you didn’t know, I am going to be Charlie Sheen’s Social Media intern…at least that’s what I’ve been telling myself and I’m pretty much an authority on these things…
Either way, gender issues and hard face aside, here is Gisele’s dinosaur spine and some decent fake tits that made her for V Magazine. I prefer nude shoots. But apparently they like back….not always a good look…
Gisele is a bikini model and has been one for the better part of her life. So seeing pictures of her in a bikini later in life after staging a pregnancy but more importantly being deemed unsuitable aka not good enough to be a Victoria’s Secret model because I assume she’s not good enough to be a Victoria’s Secret model…I mean they wouldn’t lie to me…maybe they would to lure me out of my native village in order to exploit me if I was a busty 15 year old in another country being “recruited” before holding my family over my head for the decade I’m forced to work for them….but as an everyday, semi-normal person, what they say is gospel, they are a corporation and the public is in their best interest…you know that…
That said, I’d rather pull up some old pictures of her, than these new ones, but I try to keep things current, as does Gisele when it comes to hormone treatments….nope, still not over the gender bending questions we have for her. Is she a man. Is she a woman. I just don’t know. But she’s in a bikini so that’s good enough for me.
While on the subject of Gisele…Here she is in an H&M Campaign…Cuz I guess she gets work…and I wasn’t about to do a post on this…so figured I might as well sneak them in….even though they aren’t from a company who advertises on my site…but should cuz I could use the money….thanks in advance….
After finding out that staring at a girl’s tits is healthy, I figured I’d help you live longer by posting these pictures of Audrina Patridge….I am not sure if the study applies to fake tits, I just know it makes for a good excuse when busted checking out tit and if you’re wondering why I chose Audrina for this task, it is cuz her tits are all she’s fucking good for. Without them, she’s nothing, so whatever sugar daddy, or actual daddy who sorted her out with these implants is, she is forever indebted…cuz it landed her a role on a show and what might be her own show…unless of course these are just staged pics, trying to stay relevant. #losing.
I will argue that staring at Audrina’s tits will kill you, because of the frustration that she’s more important than you in the eye of the world, when really she’s nothing by a fucking whore who belongs on a street corner. #losing.
The anger she brings out in people, mainly me, can’t be good for me on any level, especailly when it is happening while she’s half naked…it just leaves me confused….
I was sure the cast of The Hills were going to kill themselves when the show ended…but they still live….#losing.
Here’s some video that was emailed to me…I don’t know when it was shot, I just know that you should definitely watch it on mute…I also know that it is a favorable angle of Katy Perry pig, cuz you get to look up her skirt like a perver, without having to look at her busted up face, or thick fat, hideous, disgusting legs….
She is such a fucking joke, but I know you like her and her muff gut…an I know you like perverted videos shot by perverted people…while all I see is an overrated, sloppy fucking bitch with a dimply ass who I fucking hate……
Miley Cyrus showed off her legs in leather shorts…and no one cared because she turned 18 almost a year ago and that makes her slutty outfits obsolete…cuz at 17, slutty outfits get noticed and perverts get excited but once you’re legal, you gotta whole new level of expectation to live up to, and it usually starts with topless pics and pussy flashes and usually ends with snuff films and everything in between is acceptable…while these pics, possibly hot but I am unable to process them, cuz they didn’t quite make the cut and aren’t quite dirty enough for any 18 year old smut…but I guess if I think hard enough about her incest, slutting out as a youth and giving Disney execs blowjobs, I can make these work for me, but that’s just way too much work for something so insignificant…
Her name is Bobbi Kristina Brown. She goes by the name Krissi. She’s nice and fucking gutter like her mom Whitney…at least she’s pretending to be by getting press for a picture of her ripping lines of the white stuff….not that doing drugs is a big deal, I mean just look at Charlie Sheen, he seems to be doing well with it….
Everyone’s into snorting drugs…shit’s the new smoking cigarettes to be cool in high school…it doesn’t impress me to see 18 year old girls in the bathroom ripping lines, if anyting it annoys me, cuz I can’t stand listening to someone high on coke, they just ramble on and on about how great they are, I’m more into hanging with people high on smack, heroin is just way more laid back…
Not that it matters….this is clearly a publicity stunt so everyone knows bitch exists…and when it comes to publicity stunts, I’m far more into sex tapes…
Bitch needs to take some Morgan Freeman / Lawrence Fishburne/ Denzel Washington lead and get fucked on camera already….
On a sidenote, I was at a part the other night and we ended up watching Whiteny Houston high on crack performing video, all sweat covered and amazing, I’m not sure if this is the one I liked, cuz I was drunk, but I do know the bitch on crack is fun.
Basically a good friend of mine told me that she met Charlie Sheen when she was a hooker working for Heidi Fleiss.
Which makes sense cuz Charlie Sheen only fucks hookers and Denise Richards was only in one movie…
So I called her out on it on Twitter and for some reason, she answered…
Now you gotta understand something about me and twitter and that is that no one ever answers me on the shit, ever. So for her to step up and make a thing about it, being so quick to deny and so quick to block me makes me think I’m guilty…
Not to mention my good friend’s source was Keifer Sutherland, and I figure that motherfucker’s in the know…
So know I am on a mission to find the truth, cuz she denies it, I know it is truth, and to me, this story needs to stop being a speculation, and video and documentation from her johns needs to come out…
And really, that’s all I wanted from the Sheen’s staged insanity, for him to finally put this rumor to rest, and tell the world she was nothing but a whore who got knocked the fuck up, cuz really this bitch is someone I’d like to see crash and burn….but unfortunately no one cares…
So here she is walking the streets, with her plastic surgery face, that’s good for getting face fucked cuz it’s numb…
Here’s the latest news that isn’t news…but that makes me feel like I am connected and tapped into the world, even though I never leave my fucking house, not that it’s a house, but more of a basement with painted black windows from all the soot from trucks that drive by and a coal burning stove, a soiled mattress in a corner dominated by a fat wife with sleep apnea who is a horrible housekeeper cuz she’s too busy eating, a cold concrete floor and nothing but happiness, okay enough about me, here’s the stepNEWS….makes me so angry I could trash a liquor store…
Woman trashes liquor store
A woman in Rockland County, New York takes her anger out on a few dozen innocent liquor bottles!
Doctors prove staring at women’s breasts is healthy
Neo-Nazi Message Sprayed on Side of Home
Imagine driving through your neighborhood and seeing hate words spray painted on the side of a house. A message on a home in Casa Grande encourages people to rise up and “secure a future for white children.”
Softball Coach Charged With Sex Assault
A former volunteer softball coach at Rochester Adams is accused of having sex with two female students. Thomas Powell, 58, was arraigned Saturday on charges he had a sexual relationship with two 17-year-old students.
Teen Cyclist Says He Was Assaulted in GA
A DeKalb County father and daughter are accused of assaulting a 13-year-old cyclist. The alleged attack happened after the cyclist said he told the man to watch out for bikes on the road.
Man Accused of Trying to Rob Nun
It was late, around 10:00 p.m., at Saint Clare Montefalco Church on Whittier in Grosse Pointe Park. A 74-year-old nun was locking the church after a mission service. What she didn’t know was a man was hiding inside the church and he had a gun.
Caught on Tape: Handcuffed woman slammed to the ground
Heidi Creamer was already in handcuffs. She was unable to fight back. She got thrown on the floor of a hospital by a Manatee county deputy.
NU President: Investigate Sex Toy Demo
The president of Northwestern University said Thursday he is troubled that a psychology professor invited a couple to engage in a sex act involving a motorized sex toy in front of dozens of students during a human sexuality class, and he is calling for an investigation into the incident.
Fewer Teens, Young Adults Having Sex
Moms, dads: The good news is abstinence is making a comeback.
East Coast Rapist Suspect Arrested
Authorities have identified a man they arrested in Connecticut on suspicion of being responsible for rapes and other attacks on 17 women since 1997 and dubbed the East Coast Rapist. Police spokesman Joe Avery says 39-year-old Aaron Thomas of New Haven was arrested Friday afternoon at his home by the U.S. Marshal’s Fugitive Task Force.
