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2011

02

Mar

Amanda Seyfried Showing Some Tit for Letterman of the Day

I am a huge fan of Amanda Seyfried ….

I will keep endorsing her until she starts doing more mature roles again, cuz more mature roles usually involve her Stripping …..

What I love about her is that she does these fluffy bullshit Disney shit….but balances it out with legit roles where she gets naked…and a willingness to get naked allows me to ignore her laziness for the paparazzi…if anything it makes me like her more cuz it makes me feel like she knows she doesn’t need to get dolled up or in a bikini like a Kardashian clown and people will talk…cuz she is probably the hottest piece in Hollywood….

It’s kinda refreshing….frustrating…but refreshing…cuz if there is one thing I hate…it’s these fame hungry cunts and their tacky fucking behavior…

Hollywood needs to be Glammed up again…the trash needs to disappear..I’m starting a campaign…and this bitch is my unofficial spokesperson…too bad she’s so awkward….but still so hot…confusing….

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2011

02

Mar

Justin Beaver’s 17th Birthday Pussy of the Day

I love how this statutory rapist Selena Gomez is playing coy with the camera. She’s all shy and shit…Playing like “don’t take pictures of me, I’m so shy and secretive about my fake relationship with Justin Beaver”… like we don’t already know dude’s gay, no straightness sings and dances like that, the staight kids are too busy playing sports and not sucking Usher Raymond’s dick and taking him up this ass in exchange for a record deal…seriously…you wanna know why Justin Beaver’s jacket is so shiny? It’s glazed in Usher Raymond semen so Beaver doesn’t forget who he belongs to…

This is all marketing, all staged, all scripted and planned for him and the truth will all be told when motherfucker turns 25 and no one remembers who he is, and no one is listening except maybe his drug dealer….cuz “Baby, Baby, Baby” just got commissioned for a cereal commercial and he knows he’ll finally get paid for the shit he’s been fronting…Like the wise mind that is Justin Beaver so appropriately stated, Never Say Never….

Either way, here they are heading home together to have dirty anal sex, cuz she’s a Disney gilr and needs her Hymen and he’s Usher Raymond’s boy and only knows anal…

Posted in:Justin Beaver

2011

02

Mar

Miranda Kerr and Baby of the Day

Wanna know the number one fashion accessory to ruin a hot pussy you all wanted to fuck last year when she was posing naked for Victoria’s Secret and SI….a newborn baby.

Seriously, husbands, boyfriends, cold sores, even 15 pounds of over indulgence from Christmas or a thyroid problem, car accident amputations or fire mutilations don’t even come close to making a bitch as unattractive as her spawn in her arms….

Here’s the proof….

Baby….

No Baby….

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2011

02

Mar

Beyonce At the Beach of the Day

The other day I asked a very important question on …..and that was…I wonder what Beyonce smells like….for some reason people acually answered me….which was weird since no one follows me except maybe a large indian family and some spam accounts…So, I am not sure what it is about Beyonce that gives all my internet friends a pretty diverse array of opinons of her scents like “moldy fried chicken” to “Jay-Z’s still birth” to “dampness”….and the whole thing was pretty racist….so here she is on the beach, showing some pushed up titty, showing some booty thickness, staying out of a bikini for our safety, and I’m pretty sure she smells like a the other members of Destiny Child who no longer exist cuz she ate them….they just hard to digest…


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Posted in:Beyonce

2011

02

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

I slept in…I’ve been high on Charlie Sheen …This guy, whether legit or not in his insanity or just doing some publicity spin CBS is totally behind, all to get the show higher ratings or not..His freestyling is amazing…his quotes genius….so I made a some shirts …..

Here’s the latest news that isn’t news….I mean other than my Charlie Sheen Quote Shirts which I think is the only news that isn’t news we need….

Students Disciplined Over Facebook Post, Calling Teacher Pedophile and Rapist
Two Douglas County students were suspended and one student was expelled after a negative Facebook posting about a teacher.

Senator’s Ex Tells Her Side of the Domestic Assault Story
A freeway fight between a state Senator and his girlfriend just got more interesting. Up until now — we’ve only heard Republican Senator Scott Bundgaard’s side of the story about what happened on the side of SR 51 Friday night after the two left a dance competition he was taking part in.

Del Taco Manager Accused of Harassment
Del Taco is being sued for the alleged sexual harassment of a female worker.

Clerk foils would-be armed robber
LYNN – The owner of a Lynn convenience store took matters into her own hands when a robber entered her store armed with a knife.

Brazilian Motorist Plows into Cyclists
At least nine people have been injured after a driver plowed his car into a group of cyclists staging a peaceful demonstration in southern Brazil, Sky News reported Monday.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

01

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m not Charlie Sheen but I should be…I’m never Winning! even when I say I am. I just do that to distract from the facts which are that I’m Losing!….but shit is that guy every fucking cool…He’s infiltrated my everyday talk and that never happens, I hate celebrity and their gossip in a big fucking way….maybe I should re-evaluate some of my life decisions….

Fuck you – don’t tell me what to do – here are my stepLINKS – Click them 15 times each so people think this site matters….and if you can’t do that you should My charlie sheen store while I try to get hired to work for him….

So Christina Aguilera Got Arrested For Being a Drunk Slut
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Another Day, Another Fiery Fist Full Of Charlie Sheen Quotes
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I Have No Legs – I Have No Legs…
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Justin Bieber Sticks His Face In Selena Rack
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Candice Swanepoel is Topless And I Could Care Less Why
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Anne Hathaway’s Best Breast Pics
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Adrianne Curry is Twittering Pics of Her Ass Again
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Chubby Girl and a Vibrator
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Take a Vacation, Fuck the Woman of Your Dreams
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Kelly Brooks Heats It Up In See Through Panties
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Rosario Dawson Grabs Paul Rudd’s Junk
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Web Sluts Who Do What They Are Told
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Because Everything is More Fun With Toys
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JWoww’s Cleavage Because That’s All She is Good For
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Here’s a Vintage Picture of Kesha That Will Probably Make You Puke
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Old or Not, I Would Bang Cate Blanchett
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Daisy Dee in a Zebra-kini Makes Me Want to Hunt
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Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pics..Whateves
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Best Streaker Fail EVER – VIDEO
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Camilla Belle is as Sexy as Ever
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Annnnnnd John Galliano Better Start Filing for Unemployment
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Titty Pic Dump, Why Not
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Anel Odendaal – Figleaves Lingerie
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Samantha Ryan is Definitely Not Safe For Work
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Tammy Torres Has Curves for Days
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Tales From the Hood – Woman Killed Over Diaper Money
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Teen Twin Girls Want to Get Naked and Do Crazy things
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Amelie Has One Tight Body (NSFW)
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Laura Lion is Naughty All Right (NSFW)
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Victoria’s Secret is Using Their Sluts to Sell Some Thing or Another and I Like It
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Sasha Grey on the Fucking Machine
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Irina Sheik for Intimissimi lingerie
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Now Here’s a Cutey Blonde
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Jennifer Lawrence Almost Lost Her Dress
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Vanessa Hudgens Is Making This Too Easy
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This Chicks Hair Catches on Fire – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Holly, Katya or Iveta? Take Your Pic
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Gotta Love Aria Giovanni
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The 25 Sexiest Countries in the World
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Britney Spears Topless for V Magazine Cover
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Maria Millions – Whoa
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Kelly Brooks Heats It Up In See Through Panties
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Rosario Dawson Grabs Paul Rudd’s Junk
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Michelle Rodriguez In A See Through Dress
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Shauna Brings Her Fuckable Ass To The Beach
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Hot Legs: The 25 Sexiest Pictures of Stacy Keibler
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How about some Galiano Dressed like a Rabbi To Anti-Semeticize This Post….cuz he’s a fucking idiot who will be on Dancing With the Stars next Season with Kramer..

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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

01

Mar

Adrianne Curry’s Cry for Attention on Twitter of the Day

It amazes me that people follow someone so insignificant…so uninteresting…so useless…no, I’m not talking about myself, asshole. I’m talking about Adrianne Curry, some low grade reality star who pretty much sold out for very minimal attention, who is trying to relive the glory days of her fame using twitter….So she posts half naked pics, or pics of her at comic conferences cuz they are all that will book her…or pics of her flexing and the whole thing is tedious cuz we already know nudity will get you noticed…how about trying something new you trash can….She also calls crappy virgin comic book loser’s shitty drawings of her, the kid creepy fans make “art”….anything for followers….Pretty much taking anything that she can get…except maybe loving words from me cuz she ended up blocking me…cuz I’m just that good at Twitter ….

So here is a picture of her thong…insignificant, uninteresting, useeles but for some reason good enough to put on the site…which is saying a lot about the kind of guy I am…luckily no one is listening…

Posted in:Adrianne Curry

2011

01

Mar

Courtney Cox Single Old Mom Bikini Pictures of the Day

I don’t know if thes epics are old or new…I try no to look at these things too closely, you know like staring at the sun, I’m scared I’ll go blind…

If I was David Arquette – and thank god I’m not – I would have got rid of Courtney Cox too…at least based on these bikini pics – cuz she’s old, tred and the collagen’s not holding up her ass the way it used to. Maybe it’s the pregnancies…maybe it’s laziness…maybe it’s just straight up aging..but whatever it is…it’s disgusting…

I know what’ you’re thinking – that I’m an idiot and that she looks great for 40…but that’s exactly my point…thanks for proving what I so gracefully failed at getting across, great for 40 isn’t great for 20 and if you don’t have to be stuck with that shit and you can go for the 20 year olds cuz you were that guy in Scream…you sure as hell better…cuz you only live once….and it preferable to be done with a hot box full of youthful joy and a willingness to spend your money and treat you like the best show and tell presentation…than be in the shadow of some bitter, old, cunt…even if Arquette is pulling some pussy shit and trying to crawl back to Courtney Cox cuz he ran out of money and was tired of being some tween’s dancing monkey financier in exchange for un-weathered pussy or some shit…kinda defeating the whole point of this post…..

I’m so insightful. I wonder why I don’t have a show on Oprah’s new network…

Posted in:Courtney Cox

2011

01

Mar

Some Model Vagina for Fashion for i-D mag of the Day

Chanel Iman, Hilary Rhoda, Jessica Stam, Erin Wasson but only one of them was willing to show her hipster, model, fashionista bush I love so much, and I can only assume the one who showed her hipster, model, fashionista bush was the one who no one’s ever heard of before, cuz the others are all super models and shit and don’t need to flash cunt in some Magazine spread to get noticed, they save that level of prostitution for the big payouts…

Not that I care….I’m just happy to see half naked models in pictures instead of in person, cuz it reminds me how many wrong turns I’ve taken in life…something we all need to embrace….

Posted in:Chanel Iman|Erin Wasson|Hilary Rhoda|Jessica Stam

2011

01

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Baby Bump of the Day

I like making up fake gossip…I mean I figure since everyone else in the world makes these stories up….I should get my moment of glory…who knows maybe one day I’ll be credited as a source…like a real website…but I doubt it…I’m the kind of guy who is first to bat, hits the homerun, but no one notices cuz I’m playing in the corner alone and not at the actual game everyone else is at…Story of my life…

So my fake story that is probably real is that Vanessa Hudgens is knocked up.

I mean I wouldn’t put this pregnancy past her. First it makes her talked about when no one is talking. Second, it give her something to hug when everyone else has forgot her…cuz last time I checked babies only get taken away when you fuck them, or when you fuck yourself up on meth and forget to feed them for a week and get caught because you left the kid behind in a bar you were buying your next fix at…or something equally fun but equally hard to pull off….cuz people just don’t take your kids away that easy…meaning there will always be hugs for Hudgens..

Either way, This little West Side Story ethnic bitch sold to Disney to help make her parents millions, who faked a relationship with a homosexual, only to realease nude pics as a cry that her lonely vagina was in need of getting fed….only to eventually let it get fat, raw dog with a creampie finish cuz she was so deprived and felt ready to take that step in her life…

Or maybe she’s just been getting fed…and she’s fat…but the ethnic looking pregnant teen is a much more interesting look as far as I’m concerned…waiting for marriage is so suburban and boring….

Either way, who cares…this is fake gossip…so everything is possible..

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens