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2011

09

Mar

Lacey Schwimmer Bikini Top of the Day

Here’s a manly faced bitch playing ball in a bikini top…I mean I’m not sure why she even bothered with the bikini top…cuz clearly the basketball isn’t the only balls in this picture…based on her face, she’s not the only one schwimming, the sperm in her ball sack are….

She’s the Dancing with the Stars dancer who has the body of some gutter bitch in the projects with 14 kids with 10 different black fathers….you’d think fitness would come with less thickness….

That said, I like my bitches or the bitches I like to slim down by not eating, not by bench pressing.

The whole thing is pretty disgusting, but she’s got a bikini top on, and that’s good enough for you….and apparently good enough for me.

Posted in:Lacey Schwimmer

2011

09

Mar

Miley Cyrus Self Shot Camera Phone Picture of the Day

Here is Miley on set for something that may or may not be generic, fabricated, scripted, sluttiness…but the good news is that I guess she likes what she’s seeing and how they dolled her up cuz she busted out the camera phone to share with whoever the fuck she shared this with….I mean I just the pics…I don’t dig for the source of the pics…cuz clearly she’s the attention seeking photographer…and all right are reserved for her…and luckily the whole point of this picture was to get some of the attention she lost back when she turned 18 and no one cared she was 18..but rather wanted to see her on all fours with inanimate or even animate objects in her ass and pussy at the same time….

But I like to think a girl willing to take a pic of herself, known as self shot pics in the porn world, wearing what could be underwear…but what I think is underwear over underwear….a pet peeve of mine that you witness at many stripclubs..is always good enough for me…cuz self shot pics are always fucking amazing no matter how naked or hot the bitch is…it’s one of those “high concept” pornographic things…where the psychology, willingness of the girl and the fact she leaked it thinking she looked good makes up for the lack of object in ass and pussy at the same time…

Good Hustle MIley!

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2011

09

Mar

Arizona Muse Nipple for Rolling Stone of the Day

Here name is Arizona Muse. I have posted her model tits before and I am posting these Rolling Stone pictures now, because I like bitches named after places and things…from Brooklyn to Dallas to Hooters…you get what I’m saying…

Now I am sure that Arizona Muse is not her real name….it’s like some high brow art fag stripper name used to get her modeling further ahead….as we all know models are just high brow art fag strippers….

But as someone who likes a bitch who gives herself a creative stagename other than Bambi or Jenna or Jade or whatever stripper name you have come across in your low level stripclub…this Arizona shit is refreshing….

That said, I really haven’t been to a stripclub in months, I should probably change that and reconnect with the tits I can touch for 10 dollars a song….

That said, it’s nice to see Rolling Stone sleaze it up a little. The more nipple in mainstream publications, the more chances of me selling the site for 1 billion dollars…like I was Zuckerberg….and if I was, I’d be sure to get retarded looking genius pussy…..

Stay tuned.

Posted in:Arizona Muse

2011

09

Mar

Daisy Lowe Illegitimate Child Nude for GQ of the Day

Here’s Gwen Stefani’s surprise steepdaughter….and as a drunkenstepfather, I have an affinity for people in unwanted extended families…this story is hilarious to me….even funnier than her husbands gay sex romps…cuz after watching a Gwen Stefani music video, you know you gotta be bi sexual to be into that ripped core…because here is this rockstar trash who falls in love with Australian rockstar trash only to have Daisy Lowe surface after they started a family of their own…only to say Gavin Rossdale’s her day and dude denied and denied and denied until the paternity test…at which point dude paid and paid and paid on so many fucking levels….and now the bitch is modeling….half naked…like most of these fashionista hipsters with rich parents…trying to find purpose in their coke fueled daddy issue life…and I kinda like it….but not as much as I like her bare ass

Posted in:Daisy Lowe

2011

09

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is the news that isn’t the news…..clips no one watches cuz you are more interested in titties and celebrity bullshit to care about these lowgrade local news real life issues….

Teacher quits after students discover her porn past

Gilbert, AZ Teen a Playboy Sensation even though she looks retarded…
Most high school students spend their free time doing homework or going to the mall with friends. But you’re about to meet a valley teenager who gets paid to pose nude.

Student Expelled For Having Tattoo Gun
Instead of reporting to school each morning, 15-year-old Byron Preston is reporting for work in his father’s barber shop and nail salon. Byron was expelled from Laurel High School three months ago. He was found with a device called a “tattoo gun” in his possession.

Toddler Gets Ahold of Mom’s Narcotics
A 28-year-old Phoenix woman has been arrested after her 2-year-old child tests positive for ingesting methadone and cocaine.

A Scholarship For White Men Only?
There is a group in Texas called the “Former Majority Association for Equality” and they are are creating a lot of controversy for their scholarship program.

Woman Tried to Steal Baby by C-Section
Maricopa police are accusing a woman of attempting to kill her pregnant friend and take her unborn baby as her own.

Millions of Fish Dead In Redondo Beach – End of the World!

Man charged for taping student to chair
A Titusville man, who used to work as a Group Leader with the South Lake Elementary School After School Program, has been charged with child abuse after police say he taped a 5-year-old student to a chair with packing tape.

Bull Leaps Fence at Bull Fight
Amateur video captured dramatic footage of a bull jumping into the audience during a bullfight on Saturday in eastern Venezuela

Burglar calls 911 when confronted by home owner

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

09

Mar

Emma Roberts’ Skinny Legs Do Fashion Shows of the Day

Here is Emma Roberts at Chanel for some Fashion week shit in Paris…cuz apparently if you go to those events when you are invited…people will start taking you seriously like you were Blake Lively….and it is all thanks to her dad is Eric Roberts, the Dlist master who had it all in 85 and slid down that slippery slope of failure, but who is both responsible for his daughter’s life, her career, her aunt Julia Roberts’ career, and for at least one drug dealers’ mansion….cuz movie money buys good cocaine…and movie insecurity buys lots of that good cocaine cuz it makes you feel like a fucking hero…when clearly you aren’t…

I’m only posting this cuz she’s got skinny legs and I want to encourage you fat twats to start starving yourself, summer is around the corner.

Posted in:Emma Roberts

2011

08

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I didn’t get the Charlie Sheen internship. My campaign didn’t work out as planned. Do people even read this site? I get nothing from you idiots….

Now I gotta find a new meal ticket and while I do that, I’m either going to nap or drink. As a poverty barn hermit, my options are limited….

Amanda Seyfried is a Slut That Bangs Her Co Stars
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How the FUCK Did a Douche Like Tom Brady Land a Babe Like Gisele? – VIDEO
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Amanda Bynes is Getting Slutty on Twitter Again
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The 10 Hottest Punk Rock Sluts
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Hottest Woman Alive – Olivia Wilde
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Kate Upton’s Sexy SI Swinsuit Issue Outtakes
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Card Houses Are for Fucking Nerds, I’m Glad This Was Ruined – VIDEO
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Emo Chick and Her Perky Tits
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Let’s Face It, When You Take a Vacation You Wanna Get Laid, And Here’s How
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Lovely Lady of the Day
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Does Me Thinking Gary Busey on a Stipper Pole is Hilarious Make Me Gay?
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The 25 Most Notorious Mistresses in Sports
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Web Sluts Who Do Their Job Right
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We Can All Use More Toys In Our Lives
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Singer Ellie Goulding See Through Bra
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Ginnifer Goodwin Looks Hot With Short Hair, If You’re Into 12 Year Old Boys
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Jude Law is Banging This Grandma or Something
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Lyza In Lingerie, Rachel Oberlin, Teresa Palmer, Amy Green, Serinda Swan Oh My
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Joslyn James Wonky Boobs
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2011 Spring Break Boobies Preview
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And Here’s the Lindsay Lohan Surveillance Video
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Oldie But Goodie: Woman Ruins Marriage On TV
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Jordan Carver and Her Plums Make Plum Cake
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Really Can’t Go Wrong With Maria Millions
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Busted: Stars That Got Caught Doing Drugs On Camera
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All out Brawl Erupts at a Rap Awards Show, Table, Chairs Bottles Flying Everywhere
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Get a Load of Ilona
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Top 5 – Animated Porn Gifs
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Charlie Sheen Waves a Machete Around and Drinks tiger Blood, Cause That’s What Completely Sane People Do
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Brea Lea is Playing With Herself
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In Case You Missed Miley Cyrus Dressed Up as Justin Bieber
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I Dunno what’s Up With the Poncho But she’s Sure Got Great Legs
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Amanda Bynes is Leggy Too
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And More Random (And Potentially NSFW) Pics
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Aubrey O’Day Sloppy Cleavage
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Nasty Car Show Girl – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Ashley, Nathalia or Sarah?
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Luba is Hot in Black and White
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9 things you did in college that doing now would be pathetic
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Jennifer Aniston Sex Tape Just A Viral Video. Bo-ring
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Snoop Dogg, Warren G And ‘Golden Voice’ Ted Williams WTF?
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Aubrey O’Day Is Too Fat For America
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Charlie Sheen’s Whore, Bree Olsen Fuckable Little Body In A Bikini
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A Braless Rihanna Shows Off Her Tongue
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Joslyn James And Her Wonky Boobs
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Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Ass Crack And Some Generous Cleavage
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Holly Madison Topless Tits
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

08

Mar

Amanda Seyfried is Real Good of the Day

A while ago, I remember reaching out to Lohan to hear her take on Seyfried being the new Lohan, this was back when she would answer me, before Samantha Ronson cockblocked to protect her from the truth that Samantha Ronson is a fucking useless, unattractive, manipulative dyke with no talent and offers nothing to the fucking world but wasting space and air with her confusing gender issues, all thanks to being the second twin, always in an identity crisis…I don’t remember what she said, but I’m pretty sure it she wasn’t a fan…

Clearly, Lohan’s not a real lesbian, cuz anyone who saw Stripping Chloe knows, this is one spectacular pussy ready to be ravaged, even if it’s been ravaged so many times before, cuz being the new Lohan comes with great responsibility…..

Here she is at the premiere of Red Riding Hood, something I will see cuz it is the closest I will get to riding her red clit hood during her period with my face cuz she’s that fucking good…so good that even when she’s dull, boring, bad, unshowered, she’s still fucking good….

Rebecca De Mornay was there, trying to steal Seyfried glory, in what I thought was a see through shirt, but wasnt. She failed…and even if it was see through, Seyfried is unstoppable…and cuz Rebecca De Mornay’s fucking old…it’s not the 80s anymore motherfuckers…It’s the Amanda Seyfrieds..cuz she’s all that matters.

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2011

08

Mar

Katy Perry Covers her Tits While Covering Lady Gaga’s Madonna Cover of the Day

I don’t know if there is Lady Gaga / Katy Perry beef, but I kinda know how bitches work and they generally hate each other, especailly when one blew up for a bullshit novelty act, while the other blew up cuz of a bullshit novelty song and who has since been trying to play catch-up…..

I don’t know if singing each other’s songs, trying to outshine and draw attention is some popstar battling, but I like to think it is, cuz I have big plans for these two to go on tour together, only for the tour bus to be in a terrible deadly accident leaving one survivor, Katy Perry’s tits…

Seriously, I don’t know why I am posting this garbage, but I guess it has to do with hoping it ends in bloodshed, and that it doesn’t start a back and forth, media crazed staged war between the two, giving both talentless cunts more publicity then they fucking deserve cuz they suck at fucking life and should be shot, or replaced with hot pussy who can sing…

That said, She’s a fucking clown and she knows it…here is the proof…unless of course she just has no style which would make sense because she always looks like a bad skinned, sloppy idiot….

Posted in:Katy Perry

2011

08

Mar

Some Pussy at an Event I wasn’t Invited to of the Day

This is some Cosmo man of the year award that I wasn’t nominated for, hell I wasn’t even invited to the shit, cuz to these media people I don’t even exist, except when they send me their bullshit email blasts hoping I plug their garbage smut for free, cuz they like keeping all the money in thier bank accounts, instead of sharing…cuz to them…sharing isn’t caring…mooching off a motherfucker is….

I am sure they awarded some bullshit mainstream man of the minute, you know cuz his PR people made them, cuz all this shit is staged, I’ve worked in the back room at a magazine before and their top 100 list was all decided for by the editors and whoever brought the best perks. Bullshit…

That said here is some pussy I’d like to taste but can’t cuz I wasn’t there and they were, cuz they are more important than me….

Mila Kunis is always good….even in lesbian, non-sexy, conservative Hilary Clinton pantsuits that is so bad it could lead a husband to fuck Monica Lewinsky…

Catt Sadler is unknown to me…but I’m already a fan of her tits…so I may google her…if I remember to…but right now I’m too busy hinking about saddlin’er and riding her into the sunset..

That said, maybe next year will be my year…maybe next year, I’ll get a fucking invite. Not that I’d go…I generally don’t leave my house….which gives them even more reason to invite me…it won’t cost them shit or take up one of their fucking seats….Assholes.

Posted in:Catt Sadler|Mila Kunis