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2011

08

Feb

Kate Bowsworth Shows Off Her Legs of the Day

All Kate Bosworth has going for her is a hot set of skinny legs and despite her not really being famous, relevant, interesting, or fun, I’ll still post her shit, cuz let’s face it, skinny legs are all the talent a bitch really needs to matter in my mind, cuz too many fat, stalky legs are out there fucking my fantasy of crawling up the shit like the money I am to the reach the drippy fruit…

I don’t know what I am talking about…or why I am talking about it….but here are the pics anyway….

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2011

08

Feb

Amber Rose Staged Nude Pics for Attention of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about Amber Rose and either should you. She’s beyond a bottom feeder who has zero relevance in the world, other than being the thick bitch who Kanye carted around for a while….She is not famous, doesn’t deserve to be famous, and isn’t even very hot. Her big pancake nipples, a tribute to her distant black relatives who were on the box of Aunt Jamima just dont make me want to fuck it, but rather throw it in a ditch and hope it never wakes up.

She’s trying to launch a reality show career, this is her way of getting attention, I hate that I posted it, but when I saw 200,000 people saw it already, I figured the 15 I send isn’t gonna impact stopping her career and making the world forget she ever existed. Because I’m just as irrelevant….

This is definitely an inside job, but you see big shit stained nipple anyway, and that’s good enough for all of us, cuz we’re bored.

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2011

08

Feb

Justin Lee Collins likes Fat Chicks of the Day

I don’t know who this dude Justin Lee Collins is, but I know that he likes fat chicks, and dude’s not even ashamed of it, he parades around with the shit like he’s proud he can fit his dick in even with her belly being in the way and shit…I guess he’s one of those dudes who like big tits no matter what disgusting they come attached to….cuz he’s not black…so that’s gotta be it….

Oh…I just found out he’s from the UK…I’ve seen the women of the UK..with their rotton teeth, chimney sweeping soot stained hands, industrial revolution callused hands…inbred for centuries and working class for centuries and centures…

This all makes sense…Move along people…nothing to see here.

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2011

08

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the news because I know you white trash hick pieces of shit are too busy watching Nascar and wrestling lawn furniture when you’re not watching Will Farrell movies instead of keeping up with current affairs.

I help you be a better person…

Dentist’s red flags ignored
A dentist now charged with writing prescriptions in exchange for sexual favors has a long history of substance abuse, records show, a history that at least one former patient wished the state had noticed sooner.

Human Smuggling Game App Draws Criticism
A game developed by a Boston-based tech company that allows users to drive a truck full of immigrants through the desert and try not to have them tossed out is drawing fire from some immigrant advocates.

Deputy stops alleged ‘one-armed bandit’
An Orange County Sheriff’s deputy responded to a bank robbery call at the Fairwinds Credit Union at 6329 W Colonial Drive. The suspect, described as having a prosthetic arm, was stopped before he could flee the scene.

Christina Aguilera trips before singing National Anthem

Fred Durst King of All Austin Trash?
What’s in a name? The city says there’s a lot to gain from re-naming their Solid Waste Services Department, but it looks like Austinites will have some fun at their expense.

Dismembered Body Found in Freezer
A woman’s body was found stuffed in a freezer and her 19-year-old son has confessed to the crime. What’s the big deal, a lot of kids don’t get a long with their parents….

15 Face Charges After Prostitution Bust
Fifteen people were rounded up in a prostitution bust in the District. It happened Saturday after police served a warrant on an apartment building in the 3100 block of Georgia Avenue, NW.

Seattle strip club fights to stay open

Murder suspect’s odd defense
Could sleep deprivation and Red Bell be a plausible defense?

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2011

08

Feb

Shauna Sand’s Inspiring Song TO Start the Day of the Day

I know this is yesterday’s news…and I posted this in my stepLINKS, but as the official promoter of the Shauna Sand Sex Tape, I figured I needed to make a post of the shit…because it is really shit…such shit I can’t believe it even happened…but the world is full of bottom feeders…and Europe is always into bad music…so I can assume this will be the biggest shit to hit Ibiza this summer…and probably the post hysterical…

I mean why the fuck is she saying sex, fuck, fornicate in french….trying to get as much attention singing about her sex tape, hoping to get a few more sales of it, cuz that’s all the work she gets and it doesn’t even pay the bills..

I think a Ballad to her broken vagina would have been more fitting…


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2011

07

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I was gonna post a pic of a tranny for you – because I feel like now that football season is over – you need shit to jerk off to that is still has a level of gay, but not obviously gay as gay porn, you know subtle gay that you can sit around with your buddies and suck on chicken wings, get drunk and rowdy and maybe end up mooning each other, unaware you really want to be in each other….

But instead went for this pic…I think it was the right choice.

Slash Was Fucking This Big Fucking Monster of a Woman
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Shauna Sand And Her Slutty Song and Slutty Music Video – VIDEO
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GET THE COOLEST FUCKING SHIT OF ALL TIME ACCORDING TO ME
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All the Sluts From Teen Mom Are Getting Tit Implants
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Heather Graham is Still Looking Totally Bangable
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Web Sluts on Camera That You Won’t Have to Tell Twice (NSFW)
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The 50 Hottest Dominican Women
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How To: Find the Hottest NFL Cheerleaders
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Free Sluts Are the Best Kind of Sluts (NSFW)
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Holy Fuck The Things I Would do To Jessica Lowndes
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Home Alone Wife Gets Naughty on the Web Cam (NSFW) – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Sexy Toys Tbat Will Make Things More Fun
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Anja Rubik is Looking Good Topless (NSFW)
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Cameron Diaz is Slutty at the Superbowl
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Victoria Silvsted Photoset
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Paulina Rubio Upskirt
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Even When Justin Bieber is Dresses Like an Old Man, He Still Looks Like Lesbian
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Naked Acrobatic Chick, Just Because (NSFW) – VIDEO
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How About Some Emily Rossum?
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Sexy Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Lara Bingle Lingerie Shoot
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Àmy Reid is Slutty and I Like It
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Jeny Romero Will Have You Thinking Dirty Thoughts
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What’s Wrong With This Picture? (NSFW)
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Teen Girl Loves Webcamming and Getting Naked (NSFW)
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Alexa and Brea Get It On (NSFW)
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Top 5: Dildo Riding Video (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Dianna Agron Just May Be my New Obsession
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This Brunette Babe Knows How to Have Fun Alone
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Alyssa Miller Looks Good in Lingerie
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I’d Love to Get to Know This Dutch Cutey
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Kate Bosworth is Leggy in Short Shorts
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Dirty Dirty Teen on a Web Cam (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Strip Beer Pong With Brooke and Friends (NSFW)
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Brittany Herrera Will Make You Drool
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Miss France FAIL
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Sexy Clone Dilemma – VIDEO
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Katy Perry and Her Crazy Tits Promote Some Shit in Mexico
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Man, Fuck Dina Lohan
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Kelly Brooke is in Leather Pants and It’s the Hotness
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Statutory Rape Brought To You By Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez
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Paulina Rubio A Nice Upskirt For A Mexican
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Lohan’s Big Braless Tits Say Hello
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Topless And Hot Sarah Shahi Topless For Twitter
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The Kardashians Are Fucking Sketch
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Check Out Pam Anderson’s Face. She Should Have Stayed Home.
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I Can See Hilary Duff’s Nipples
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IN CASE YOU MISSED IT -Life Sized Kitty Dancing In the Streets
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2011

07

Feb

Katy Perry Ridiculous Tits and Upskirt of the Day


I hate Katy Perry. But her use of her tits are amazing…I guess she knows she has no choice, you know with her horrible skin, a dumpy lower body, cankles and little talent, awkward dancing and irritating voice…that makes millions of fucking dollars…and I’m not complaining, I can always put her on mute and distract myself from her face.

I hate Katy Perry. But her white panty upskirt is not so amazing….I prefer my panties to be sheer or piss stained…

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2011

07

Feb

Kathy Lee Gifford’s Old Lady Tits of the Day

I have a reader who keeps bugging me to post Kathy Lee Gifford tits…and on many mornings when I was still awake from benders…found myself jerking off to the bitch even with Regis’ distracting voice…so I get where dude is coming from…even if it is two decades later…cuz now she actually gets naughty…when back in the day I had to leave most of it to my imagination…on air cleavage was never this good…

I looked for the video but couldn’t find it….so this will have to do…

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2011

07

Feb

Kelly Brook Leather Pants of the Day

Here are some pictures of Kelly Brook in some unflattering leather pants while wearing a sweater to hide her tits, the only thing people care about when it comes to her, making me think she’s getting cocky in her very fickle celebrity….a celebrity that will go away if she keeps wearing pants that make her legs look short, hips look wide and tits look uneventful….

But I’m posting it anyway.

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2011

07

Feb

Cameron Diaz Bikini Pics of the Day

All these Cameron Diaz pictures in a bikini kinda look the same…A muscular chick with hard nipples on her rock hard pecs walking around like the hot piece of ass she was before the testosterone she was taking took the fuck over, broadened her shoulders, boxed out her hips, robbed her of her ass, and gave her a 6 pack.

I don’t know how I feel about this shit, on one side of the equation, I hate fat chicks, and on the other, I remember the body building stripper I managed to bring home out of curiosity of what fucking a body builder was all about….turns out it is pretty fucking weird, and leaves you with bruised pubic bone and as they dig as hard down as they can to feel as much of your dick as they can before squeezing the fucking thing off in some intensity that makes you feel kinda gay after you cum.

I guess she’s just trying to pull a Madonna for her man A Rod.

Who cares, it’s scary…

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