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2011

03

Feb

Aubrey O’Day Doesn’t Hide Her Fat of the Day

I think Aubry O’Day is targeting the fat chick fetishists and/or black dudes, cuz not only is she wearing a tight dress that shows off every roll and fold, but she’s also wearing horizontal stripes, something all fat people know make them look substantially fatter, while carrying a fucking cheesecake….

It’s like she’s embraced her fatness and is loving it cuz it gives people something to talk about when nothing else is going on for her…especially since it’s given her a fucking a place in the world of fat chick lovers all while maintaining the black cock she’s always had..cuz black girls only see white and that’s good enough for them…

Here are the pics…of Aubrey O’Day on the X-Tina Aguilera diet plan…They need to get together and eat it out….

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2011

03

Feb

Teresa Palmer Lingerie Pics for Esquire of the Day

Teresa Palmer is some Australian bitch makin’ moves in Hollywood, who I want to Kangaroo, you know since she’s Australian.

For those of you who don’t know what Kangarooing is, it’s when you climb inside a bitch’s pouch and by pouch I mean her “down under” and by her “down under” I mean her shrimp on the barbie cuz a Dingo ate my baby like it was Crocodile Dundee….and by shrimp on the barbie cuz a Dingo ate my baby like it was Crocodile Dundee….I mean her pussy

Here are the pics

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2011

03

Feb

Candice Swanepoel Topless for Vogue Italia of the Day

This photoshoot for Vogue Italia is kind of a scam…not because they didn’t go through with getting Candice Swanepoel , a model at her fucking peak right now, topless….since that’s kinda what she does…being a bikini and lingerie model…who has got naked in the past ……and I’ve pretty much become best friends with her Amazing Nipple …but because in a shoot of 20 pics, only one is topless…when they all should have been…this is fashion we’re talking about..Vogue Italia shoulda known fashion is about less clothes…isn’t Italy the fashion hub….seriously more nipple..gotta keep things controversial…pushing the fucking limits and shit…

But that doesn’t change the fact that I’m pretty much sucked in by her as a brand of pussy I’m into…even if it’s got South Africa baggage like HIV and apartheid….and all that other good stuff…cuz she’s good stuff…and I’d like to be fucking good stuff…

PS:

@hornylohanwanker -> She’s smoking for you but there’s no red lipstick…I do the best I can #justnotgoodenough

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2011

03

Feb

Jamie-Lynn Sigler in the Shower in Beneath the Dark of the Day

Jamie-Lynn Sigler had a shower scene in a Movie called Beneath the Dark….It was probably one of the worst shower scenes ever…one you’d expect to see in a high school play or some shit…but I know you idiots are easy to please so I figured I’d put it up anyway, maybe get this classic film that went under the radar a second life, maybe another run at getting that Oscar it deserves….

Angela Featherstone’s Titties were also in the shit….Good Times…But Her ass and back is fucking sloppy and doing some weird crinkled up shit…Maybe that’s why I’ve never heard of her…

Posted in:Jamie Lynn Sigler

2011

03

Feb

Leighton Meester Doesn’t Want you to Touch Her Shit of the Day

Leighton Meester, the girl who’s mom taught her how to hooker her way to the top, you know and other prison tricks to success is starting to win me over….

CollegeHumor is doing the Funny or Die strategy, only I fully support CollegeHumor and I’m not gonna hate them, cuz in the beginning of my internet experience, CollegeHumor was the only site that linked me, sending inpsiring traffic I’ve never been able to recreated but have spent the last 5 years trying and not succeeding at.

All I know is Leighton saying touching her shit on repeat is pornographic to some and by some I mean me….especially people with rape and molestation fetishes…like me…this is some subtle brainwashing…subliminal message shit…I think she just hynotized me…

Also, it’s interesting to see how movie companies are responding the the internet by promoting movies through customized viral videos. It’s the end of the era where the homegrown youtube star will cease to exist. I’m lookin forward to that day, cuz talented hacks don’t deserve to get noticed…like me on this site….

Posted in:Leighton Meester

2011

03

Feb

NSFW Music Video of the Day



If I was a no name band….or an up and coming band…or a rapper…or pretty much anyone trying to get attention on the internet…I’d produce videos with girls getting naked, showing their cunt, simulating sex with a guitar, because even if it’s been done 1000 times before…people will always watch it…

So I’d to give Emilio Rojas Ft. Mickey Factz and their song Ex-Girl some love for being not that creative or innovative cuz they didn’t have to be since naked bitches get hits…I mean it doesn’t even have to be a good song and it’ll get noticed…I wouldn’t know cuz I watched this on mute. Enjoy.

To See the Video – Follow This Link
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2011

03

Feb

Jennifer Lopez Promotes Shaving her Twat of the Day

I have no idea what this event is, but I assume it is a pussy shaving convention, a place where they discuss the latest trends in pussy shaving, a seminar put on by Venus to regain some traction against the bikini wax market…since bikini waxing is more popular than shaving…and gilette has billions more dollars than the little local asian lady you let play with your snatch…so that they can bring out the bottom feeding stars who you probably don’t want to see shaved down…cuz they are old mom’s….and old moms traditionally need to have a bush…it’s a generational thing…shave the bald pussy for your kids…plus pubic hair hides that scars and damage from the war that your pussy experienced in child birth….not to mention…I hate shaved pussy. It is cheesy Jersey shore mainstream shit. I hate waxed pussy. It reminds me of Ed Hardy. I hate that marketers made girls think Bush was a bad thing to sell hair removal products. Bush is erotic. Especially when it is fashionista hipster bush. cuz you know those bitches are just too hungry to have the energy to maintan, or maybe they are just being ironic, but either way they are not giving into the garbage that is shaved twat.

Apparently Alyssa Milano, even after blocking me on Twitter 2 Years ago- Agrees With me….

Here’s J-Lo….

Good post right? I know.

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez

2011

03

Feb

Girl in Her Underwear Lets Dog Lick Her Underwear of the Day

Looks like I’m not the only bottom feeder….

I wasn’t going to post this because I thought it would get me arrested, it must be illegal but then I realized that I am not the person who put the video up, and really there’s far worse a person could be doing to a dog in video, like fucking it up its little dog ass, or making it fight with other dogs until death, I mean a girl liking the strength and ability of a tongue evolved to lick things out of the weirdest places, is weird, maybe a little disgusting, maybe a little inappropriate, but you’d be surprised with just how much some people love their pets, or how some people put their pets to work…It’s a sick world out there, and I’m just documenting it.

On a sidenote, I used to know a dude who let his dog lick his ass when he jerked off. I knew another girl would would let her dog lick up her boyfriends cum off her belly. And the urban legend of the woman and her peanut butter that I’ve heard in 14 countries in 8 different languages….meaning maybe playing with your dog’s been going on as long as people have had dogs..

We’ll never know…cuz dogs keep secrets.

Posted in:amateur

2011

03

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

I’m dealing with a beautiful hangover, one that makes me feel like I may have died last night and that now I’ve entered the gates of hell, a feeling I get most of the time I am at home, which is most of the time.

It’s an inspiring day.

Here is the latest stepNEWS…

Canadian Accused of Biting Man’s Ear
A Canton man is missing part of his ear after a night out in Plymouth, and a Canadian MONSTER is now facing criminal charges…In his defense, eating ear is a Canadian Arctic custom that goes back many centuries…along with hunting baby seals and living in igloos….

Bodies locked in freezer, then buried
The State Attorney’s Office in Polk County just released a startling audio interview with a woman who had two dead bodies in her freezer for more than a year. Good times…

“Bath Salt” a Dangerous Narcotic?
On December 23rd of 2010 at 4AM, veteran Tippah County Sheriff Deputy Dewayne Crenshaw was shot and killed responding to a call.

146 Priest Abuse Cases Settled For $77M
A $77-million settlement has been reached for 146 people who say they were sexually abused by Diocese of Wilmington priests. It’s times like these I remembered being molested by god….

Police: DUI Driver Rammed Police Car in Philadelphia
Police accuse a man of trying to run down several officers while drunk overnight in Fishtown.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

02

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t know what’s going on today…I’d blame being snowed in and out of booze…but I never leave my house…and alochol withdrawal ususally makes me angry and angry usually translates into funny….

I norally like to pretend I am on a beach, in a space ship, fucking hot tight pussy, anywhere but next to my horrible wife and her heavy breathing and disgusting smells…But I keep forgetting amazing concepts and funny TWEETS and erotic FACEBOOK messages….and I think this proves it…I blame sobriety dude and alcohol withdrawal…

Here are my stepLINKS…

Minka Kelly Lookin’ Pretty Fucking Good….I’ve Changed My TUne ABout Her…
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The 10 Sexiest Women From Pennsylvania
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Rod Stewart is Ronnie Wood Look Like a Couple of Aging Lesbians
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I Wanna Put My Hands All Over Candice Swanepoel’s Golden Skin
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You Can’t Go Wrong With Sluts Taking It Off For Free (NSFW)
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All This Halle Berry Drama Reminded Me What a Fantastic Rack She Has
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Naughty Girl Gets Herself Off (NSFW) – VIDEO
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25 Sports Movies That Are Worth Watching Just For the Babes
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Cee Lo Hates All Of Us and Here is What He Is Doing to Ruin Your Life
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Because You Need to Get Through The Rest of the Week Somehow (NSFW)
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UK Actress Samantha Womack Pantyhose Upskirt (NSFW)
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Jennifer Aniston is Looking Hot, Still Pathetic
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Because Grown Ups Need Grown Up Toys (NSFW)
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Jenny Kim is Chesty
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Vida Guerra Showing Off Her Tight Ass
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Here’s Britney Spears’ New Album Cover, Which May As Well Not Be Britney spears At All
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In Case You Missed the Tila Tequila Lesbian Sex Tape Preview(NSFW)
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It’s Been Awhile Since We Had Some Rachel Bilson
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Big Titty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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How to FAIL With Your Boat – VIDEO
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Gotta Love Nipple Slips (NSFW)
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Bubbles is Showing what Her Mama Gave Her (NSFW)
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Take a Break and Get a Load of This Chick (NSFW)
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This MILF Can Do Tricks With Her Titties (NSFW)
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Nikita and Luciana Get It On
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Calling All Strippers, It’s Your Lucky Day!
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Some Alessandro Ambrosio is Always Fine By Me
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Sarah Colorana is the Hotness (NSFW)
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Bianca Knows How to Rock Lingerie
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Cutey Looking Good in Short Shorts
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Sarah Shahi is the Girl of My Dreams
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity (NSFW)
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This is One Hot Teen on a Webcam (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Leighton Meester and Minka Kelly, Just Because
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Get a Load of Jamie Easton (NSFW)
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Everyone Wants Christina Hendricks’s Tits
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Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs Almost Made Out
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Striptease of the Day
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The Fatter Christina Aguilera Gets The Fatter Her Tits Get. Works For Me
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Jo-Jo In Some Tight Fuckable Spandex
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Iryna Storozhuk Makes For A Hot, Topless Sexy Valentine
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Charlie Sheen’s Whore Has A Criminal Record. Here Is Her Mugshot
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