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Sierra Ferrell Brings the Weirdo Nudes of the Day
Sierra Ferrell Brings the Weirdo Nudes of the Day
Sahara Ray Sucks Dick of the Day
Sahara Ray Sucks Dick of the Day
Demi Moore’s Dinosaur Tits of the Day
Demi Moore’s Dinosaur Tits of the Day
X-Tina Aguilera’s Porn Tits of the Day
X-Tina Aguilera’s Porn Tits of the Day
Julianne Hough’s White Bikini of the Day
Julianne Hough’s White Bikini of the Day

2011

17

Feb

Karissa Shannon Successfully Bottom Feeds of the Day

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No, I’m not talking on her black boyfriend/pimp’s asshole…I’m talking in these pics…some staged pictures of Karissa Shannon changing her tire in what looks like a bra…cuz the obvious bottom feeding for attention attempt is a good and as creative as this little slut can get…she knows that doing anything in a bra when she’s paid off the paparazzi is gonna end up getting talked about.

She’s already done the Karissa Shannon Sex Tape …She’s already done Playboy…She’s pretty much done all she can…and is still fucking no where…

It’s obvious, but for some reason, I like watching it, I guess this poor gutter trash from a trailer park trying her hardest is endearing as much as it is fucking pathetic.

This is the only thing good about Hollywood…you know the hustle it makes people take to try to be part of their elite club…cuz so many sluts are created to live out their dreams…Amazing…

The only thing that would have made these pictures better would be if she was having her period in her white pants…Here’s the bottom feed….


That Said – Watch Her Sex Tape – It is Amazing – So Much Effort- So Little Success From It –
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Posted in:Karissa Shannon

2011

17

Feb

Adriana Lima for Vogue Italia of the Day

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I am disappointed in myself…I mean that’s really nothing new, and nothing unexpected, you know since I’ve let myself down on pretty much every single level of my life from personal, to career, to health, to relationship, to financial, to living situation, to addiction…It’s just been a life of failure, that almost doesn’t even feel like failure anymore, because it happens so often, that it’s just the way it is….until today…when I saw this picture of Adriana Lima from V Magazine back in June, showing her fucking nipples…How the fuck did I miss that….I mean posting celeb tit is what I fucking do here and some of the most legendary tit in recent years come out to play and I don’t fucking see it…I mean it’s just another example of lost opportunity….you know another example of not watching a hot bitch who lives next door shower when I have the chance…not fucking willing drunk pussy when I have the chance..you get what I’m saying….So I’m posting it here to redeem myself…you know what…I just did a search on my site and I already posted this pic…I guess I forgot…but I still disappoint myself and I’m still posting it…

I’ve also decided to post her recent shoot with Vogue Italia to make this post timely and relevant, cuz that’s what the ebook I bought on having a successful blog told me to do…

Posted in:Adriana Lima

2011

17

Feb

Vanessa Hudgens Showing Off Leg of the Day

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I like Venessa Hudgens cuz she reminds me of this little stuffed chipmunk I used to jerk off on and not even cuz of her fuzzy little teen slut pussy she took pictures of for the internet, but because of her nut filled lookin’ cheeks.

I probably should give you a back story as to why I used to jerk off on a stuffed animal, but why bother, no one’s reading this and anyway I stage this story, I’m gonna come across as a real weirdo….Look I always washed it before putting it back in the crib…I’m not a monster…Stop judging me.

That said, I don’t know what Ethnicity this bitch is, but I’d like to taste her and find out, but I kinda feel that way about everyone, including scabby drug addicts on the verge of death. I’ve always been inquisitive…

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

17

Feb

Sofia Vergara Aggressively Photoshopped for Shape Magazine of the Day

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Shape Magazine is some inspirational shit for fat chicks. It’s this fantasy magazine they read thinking that they’ll follow the fad of the moment to work off their cake-eating gunt, but they never do, they just feel better in the fantasy…and to make things even more cartoon-like the magazine photoshops abs on every celebrity they convince to get on the cover. Sofia Vergara being the latest.

The only reason Sofia Vergara is in any shape is cuz she’s finally had the time to recoverer from the damage years of sucking dick to the top took on her. It’s like millions of spic immigrants come to America, only one becomes famous, something’s I call “Hooker” is up with that….

Not that it matters, she’s got big tits and more importantly she was a teen mother and we like that so here are her pics.

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2011

16

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you’re so interested in hearing what I have to say about nonsense – TWITTER …..

I want 100,000 – 1,000,000 followers and despite never getting what I want, your follow will help reach that goal…while I go out drinking……cuz there’s nothing else to do….especially when you’re an addict….

I feel like I repeat myself…

I feel like I repeat myself….

See what I did there…bad joke…for real…

Here are my stepLINKS….

Rebecca Romijn Needs Shorter Shorts
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Your New Underage Fetish
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Lil Kim Flashes her Twat of the DAy
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The Best Hood Since the Clit Hood
Sexy in Sweat Pants?
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Model with the Biggest Breasts is in a Coma
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Jessica Alba is Pregnant Again – Who Cares She’s Been Dead to Me Since Getting Pregnant the First Time….
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Eliza Doolittle Flashes Her Tight Little Body
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Lindsay Wanted To Return The Necklace But Was “Too Busy”. Jesus Christ
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She is One Horny Brunette (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The 25 Sexiest Cool Chicks in Sports
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Because These Are the Type of Sluts You Want in Your Life
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Get Some Toys to Have Some Fun With (NSFW)
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Victoria Silvstedt Panty Upskirt
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Lea Michele abnd Her Big Nose in a Sexy Dress Which Makes Me Wish She Wasn’t So Ugly
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Meet Dishy Donna (NSFW)
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Pixie Lott And Some Sorta Bikini Lesbo Action (NSFW)
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Trucker Almost Crashes While Trying to Take Naked Pics of His Wife (NSFW)
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Minnie Driver Old Lady Upskirt
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Meet Melanie Jane (NSFW)
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Don’t Stop Believing Gets Raped By a Choir
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Random Photo Gallery of the Day (NSFW)
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Little Kim No Panty Upskirt
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Here’s an Interview With That Super Granny Lady! Yes!
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This Naked Dropping Granny is the Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Veronika Fasterova Tight Body and Titties
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Super Mario Porn? Eeeeeeesh
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Yeah I’d Bang Clemence Poesy
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Real Beauties and the Great Outdoors (NSFW)
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victoria’s Secret is Always Fine By Me
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Hottie in Thigh Highs on the Street
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Jessica Stroup is Looking Hot
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Real Life Mario Kart Holy Shit!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Everybody Hates Amy Winehouse
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Well Hey There Christinan (NSFW)
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Frankie Muniz is Abusive and Suicidal but MAN His GF is Hot
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Minka Kelly is Casual But Still Sexy
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Striptease of the Day
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

16

Feb

Adrianne Palicki is the New Wonder Woman of the Day

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Since Hollywood has no ideas, they continue to recreate old classics that have already been done, like Wonder Woman, even though it is totally played the fuck out….But nerds are fucking loyal and will buy into the fucking shit again and again cuz their lives have little going on socially, giving them the time and spirit needed to get excited about this shit…

So in catering to you virgin loser, comic book loving, socially awkward virgins, I’ve decided to post some pictures of the latest Wonder Woman who I guess they just announced today, because I am willing to take the risk of you dying of a heart attack from excitement, if anything, I’m hoping for it….partially cuz I hate you, but mainly cuz I hate your kind…

Her name is Adrianne Palicki. You’ve been waiting for this news for years. She’s 5 foot 11. She was on Friday Night Lights. I never heard of her. But here are some pics of her…Nerds…

Posted in:Adrianne Palicki

2011

16

Feb

Amanda Seyfried Moving Shit of the Day

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My summer time fetish has always been watching bitches move….you know single college girls on a budget who insist on doing it themselves cuz they don’t want to admit that dudes are stronger…or maybe they just don’t want to whore themselves out to get dudes to help them…you know use their titties to get them lifting like dumb horny monkeys….So I just standthere watching them lift heavy, bend often, drop shit and struggle as they sweat and get dirty, titties everywhere, ass everywhere, making the whole thing amazing and erotic…

These pictures of Amanda Seyfried’s little ass touches on that perversion and I like it…and you should too…

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2011

16

Feb

Miley Cyrus Bloated Face, Leather Shorts of the Day

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I am not sure what’s going on with Miley. One one hand she’s wearing a pair of leather shorts over pantyhose like she’s the Asian girl I enjoyed watchinkg walk down the street…and on the other hand…her face is bloated as fuck. I’m wondering if it’s from over-eating…you know one too many millions of milkshakes to satisfy her broken home she blames herself for….you know emotionally sucking that shit down like my pig wife…or maybe it’s from dental surgery, but there’s no fun in that….so I’ll just think it’s from aging badly, you know her head just keeps growing and growing until puberty closes out, or even better that she’s just addicted to meds or drugs that make her swell…like cocaine or anti depressenants…I guess it could always be a medical condition…who fucking knows…maybe you have a better idea of what’s going on, I just know that at 18, she turned boring…I’m ready for an official breakdown…It’ll happen…I can tell…

On a sidenote, I’d totally fuck her mom’s groupie pussy if I was Billy Ray too….but I’d never fall in love with a groupie, cuz it’s their nature to move onto more important people….and when you’re Billy Ray, that’s an easy thing to have happen…not that I have those problems…considering the last thing I had sex with was expired luncheon meat…I have no standards….I have no shame…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2011

16

Feb

Some D-List Bitches at Some Event I Wasn’t Invited To of the Day

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I normally post on the hot pussy that attended one of the many events I wasn’t invited to, you know cuz I’m insignificant, but I figured where’ teh fun in that, it’s much more entertainging and abusive when I psot about bitches I consider totally fucking irrelevant in the world at events I wasn’t invited to, just to remind me how unimportant I am in the world of entertainment. You know in a rub it the fuck in kinda way….

It’s a lot funnier when mocking people who the world recognizes as more important than me, who I think don’t matter, cuz clearly they do, I mean they were invited to this party and I wasn’t…that must mean something…

Not sure if that makes sense, but it does to me…

Either way, here’s the irrelevant, yet more important than me pussy….

Mary Hart – I think the paparazzi fucked up this one. They said this is Mary Hart when I’m pretty sure it is Mary Cary….Unless Mary Hart got rebuilt….

Carmen Electra…..who doubles as Carmen Sandiege…or at least her career does, cuz where the fuck is it?

Malin Akerman Showin Some Cleavage…even if her tits can’t stand up to the task

Charlotte Ross who I’ve never heard of before, but who is obviously more important than me…despite being kinda scary as fuck in her red one-piece outfit….

Lisa Loeb is and the Glasses you all wanted to jerk off on, a decade later and far less appealing…thanks to the accessibility of porn that made most average at best entertainers not worth jerking off to….

Mena Suvari brought her massive, weird head that is aging in a massively weird way..unless she’s just medicated…cuz she likes to go massive…

I guess it was an American Pie Reunion cuz Shannon Elizabeth was there… alive and covered up cuz she must be 40 by now…in what m

Despite their uselessness, they’re all more important than me, even though they really don’t matter which means I really don’t matter so why are you reading this…

Posted in:Rock of Ages

2011

16

Feb

Maxim Bottom Feeds with Michelle Trachtenberg of the Day

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[IMAGES REMOVED DUE TO COPYRIGHT]

This is funny to me on a few levels. Firstly, I hate Maxim. I think the magazine is shit, itt’s struggling, they can’t get a decent bitch in a photoshoot, but more importantly, they are fucking assholes. Their vice president emails me consistently acting like a total cocksucker…

So when I saw this Michelle Trachtenberg shit, a bitch who people only found hot cuz she was Buffy’s underage sister on a show that lured in the perverts, over a decade ago…

So when I saw them trying to make her doughy, uninteresting ass sexy, I realized, this was one of the final nails in the coffin of a magazine you’d think was innovative, if you were an idiot frat boy with no grasp of reality…which I am pretty sure you are…

So here is their promo video 10,000 people watched in the last 5 days, cuz Maxim is a sinking ship….

And now I wait for their idiot marketing executive to email me to take this down, when he should be hiring me as his replacement, cuz clearly he fucking sucks and this is all his fault.

No offense to Michelle Trachtenberg, I’m sure she’s a decent person and all that shit….She’s just not meant for Maxim and is the victim in all this…

Posted in:Michelle Trachtenberg