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2011

03

Feb

Girl in Her Underwear Lets Dog Lick Her Underwear of the Day

Looks like I’m not the only bottom feeder….

I wasn’t going to post this because I thought it would get me arrested, it must be illegal but then I realized that I am not the person who put the video up, and really there’s far worse a person could be doing to a dog in video, like fucking it up its little dog ass, or making it fight with other dogs until death, I mean a girl liking the strength and ability of a tongue evolved to lick things out of the weirdest places, is weird, maybe a little disgusting, maybe a little inappropriate, but you’d be surprised with just how much some people love their pets, or how some people put their pets to work…It’s a sick world out there, and I’m just documenting it.

On a sidenote, I used to know a dude who let his dog lick his ass when he jerked off. I knew another girl would would let her dog lick up her boyfriends cum off her belly. And the urban legend of the woman and her peanut butter that I’ve heard in 14 countries in 8 different languages….meaning maybe playing with your dog’s been going on as long as people have had dogs..

We’ll never know…cuz dogs keep secrets.

Posted in:amateur

2011

03

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

I’m dealing with a beautiful hangover, one that makes me feel like I may have died last night and that now I’ve entered the gates of hell, a feeling I get most of the time I am at home, which is most of the time.

It’s an inspiring day.

Here is the latest stepNEWS…

Canadian Accused of Biting Man’s Ear
A Canton man is missing part of his ear after a night out in Plymouth, and a Canadian MONSTER is now facing criminal charges…In his defense, eating ear is a Canadian Arctic custom that goes back many centuries…along with hunting baby seals and living in igloos….

Bodies locked in freezer, then buried
The State Attorney’s Office in Polk County just released a startling audio interview with a woman who had two dead bodies in her freezer for more than a year. Good times…

“Bath Salt” a Dangerous Narcotic?
On December 23rd of 2010 at 4AM, veteran Tippah County Sheriff Deputy Dewayne Crenshaw was shot and killed responding to a call.

146 Priest Abuse Cases Settled For $77M
A $77-million settlement has been reached for 146 people who say they were sexually abused by Diocese of Wilmington priests. It’s times like these I remembered being molested by god….

Police: DUI Driver Rammed Police Car in Philadelphia
Police accuse a man of trying to run down several officers while drunk overnight in Fishtown.

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2011

02

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t know what’s going on today…I’d blame being snowed in and out of booze…but I never leave my house…and alochol withdrawal ususally makes me angry and angry usually translates into funny….

I norally like to pretend I am on a beach, in a space ship, fucking hot tight pussy, anywhere but next to my horrible wife and her heavy breathing and disgusting smells…But I keep forgetting amazing concepts and funny TWEETS and erotic FACEBOOK messages….and I think this proves it…I blame sobriety dude and alcohol withdrawal…

Here are my stepLINKS…

Minka Kelly Lookin’ Pretty Fucking Good….I’ve Changed My TUne ABout Her…
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The 10 Sexiest Women From Pennsylvania
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Rod Stewart is Ronnie Wood Look Like a Couple of Aging Lesbians
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I Wanna Put My Hands All Over Candice Swanepoel’s Golden Skin
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You Can’t Go Wrong With Sluts Taking It Off For Free (NSFW)
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All This Halle Berry Drama Reminded Me What a Fantastic Rack She Has
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Naughty Girl Gets Herself Off (NSFW) – VIDEO
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25 Sports Movies That Are Worth Watching Just For the Babes
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Cee Lo Hates All Of Us and Here is What He Is Doing to Ruin Your Life
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Because You Need to Get Through The Rest of the Week Somehow (NSFW)
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UK Actress Samantha Womack Pantyhose Upskirt (NSFW)
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Jennifer Aniston is Looking Hot, Still Pathetic
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Because Grown Ups Need Grown Up Toys (NSFW)
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Jenny Kim is Chesty
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Vida Guerra Showing Off Her Tight Ass
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Here’s Britney Spears’ New Album Cover, Which May As Well Not Be Britney spears At All
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In Case You Missed the Tila Tequila Lesbian Sex Tape Preview(NSFW)
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It’s Been Awhile Since We Had Some Rachel Bilson
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Big Titty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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How to FAIL With Your Boat – VIDEO
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Gotta Love Nipple Slips (NSFW)
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Bubbles is Showing what Her Mama Gave Her (NSFW)
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Take a Break and Get a Load of This Chick (NSFW)
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This MILF Can Do Tricks With Her Titties (NSFW)
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Nikita and Luciana Get It On
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Calling All Strippers, It’s Your Lucky Day!
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Some Alessandro Ambrosio is Always Fine By Me
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Sarah Colorana is the Hotness (NSFW)
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Bianca Knows How to Rock Lingerie
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Cutey Looking Good in Short Shorts
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Sarah Shahi is the Girl of My Dreams
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity (NSFW)
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This is One Hot Teen on a Webcam (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Leighton Meester and Minka Kelly, Just Because
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Get a Load of Jamie Easton (NSFW)
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Everyone Wants Christina Hendricks’s Tits
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Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs Almost Made Out
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Striptease of the Day
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The Fatter Christina Aguilera Gets The Fatter Her Tits Get. Works For Me
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Jo-Jo In Some Tight Fuckable Spandex
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Iryna Storozhuk Makes For A Hot, Topless Sexy Valentine
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Charlie Sheen’s Whore Has A Criminal Record. Here Is Her Mugshot
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

02

Feb

Lili Bordan’s Tits on TV from Silent Witness of the Day

I don’t know what this show is. I just know it is on the BBC and it shows tits, cuz even the British, some of the most uptight people, who produce some of the trashiest whore looking pussy to ever create their own scene called Glamor Models, still don’t mind putting tits on TV, but the USA and all the Christians do….and that just confuses the fuck out of me America. You are so uptight and boring get with it motherfuckers…stop being so fucking boring…tits are a good thing…especially when on TV…I bet it would decrease crime, prevent recessions, and maybe get your minds of fthe shit at Jersey Shore…

The biggest joke in all his is that Hollywood is buying UK shows and pretty much using their fucking scripts from 6 years ago in Americanized versions, that’s really being the leading nation of the world….idiots…

Posted in:Lili Bordan

2011

02

Feb

Victoria’s Secret Valentines Day Bullshit of the Day

Valentines Day is pretty hilarious. I am not going to go into why I think it is hilarious cuz I am sure all you idiots know why it is hilarious and if you don’t it’s cuz it is the one day that robs us of our balls, or makes us feel shitty that we have no one to rob us of our balls. It is some mainstream shit our girls always expect us to do something on, cuz all girls are mainstream and buy into that shit, and cause us grief the entire length of our time together, cuz bitches never forget…we pretend we do it to get laid…but we just do it to prevent headaches..

The good news is when you hate your wife, none of that matters, but it is funny to watch others scramble.

Victoria’s Secret hustle Valentines Day and XMAS hard. It’s their big money makers cuz people aren’t creative, so it is only natural they’d release a video…

The hightlight of the video is when Mom Adriana Lima showin us that she’s pretty much given up, as you’d imagine with the whole pregnancy, by stuffing her face with chocolate….if she was young and eager like she was when we got hooked, none of this would happen…

Other than that, it’s a good view on who these models are and how irritating they are when they aren’t half naked pics.

Here are some Candice Swanepoel Ass for Valentines – Cuz pictures make videos easier to jerk off to in times like these…when the video isn’ quite where it needs to be but Swanepoel’s ass is…

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2011

02

Feb

Gay Crackhead Pole Dances on the Street Corner of the Day

I don’t find this as funny as the dudes in the video do…I mean the only funny shit about this video is ow into this dude pole dancing they are…it’s like they are really into this motherfucker dancing around…giggling like horny school girls, so into that I’m pretty sure they may be comin’ around late night to pay him another dollar to suck their dicks….cuz when I see crackheads, gay or straight, I never try to direct them in some gay homeless man fetish videos…I’m more into getting them shitting in public…or creeping out girls…by chasing them around with their dicks…

Posted in:Crackhead

2011

02

Feb

Audrina Patridge Shows Off Her Tits for Bongo of the Day

I got worried when I saw that Audrina was getting work. I wanted her to officially disappear.

Turns our she is the face for some shitty clothing company called Bongo for the second time and when I say shitty clothing company, I actually mean it and not just shit cuz of their selection of bitches to model it, Bongo is a fucking kmart line of clothing and the last time I spoke to anyone who bought clothes at kmart, they were poor immigrants who had no other option, pretty much exactly where you’d expect Audrina to be in her career…

Since show’s low level, I would not expect her to be promoting anything mid to high end, she’s just stripper who lost her way….But I know that she will soon be using those fake tits her dad bought her when the lottery ticket that is The Hills money is spent and she realizes she can’t land anything else, her dad’s back-up plan to take care of her in the event her retard self got her into this kind of mess will happen….

Kmart? Seriously….At this point of humilation, Audrina really should just fuck on camera already…I mean there’s few options for a reality TV trash can after reality TV ends…

Posted in:Audrina Patridge

2011

02

Feb

Sofia Vergara Tits in a See Through of the Day

I don’t know if these pictures of Sofia Vergara in a see through shirt are old or new…I feel like I’ve seen them before but my life is like a horrible record that keeps skipping and skipping and skipping until I eventually just assume everything I’m seeing is shit I’ve already seen.

It’s just one big blur of celebrities and the hookers who should be cleaning hotel rooms but who managed to land a gig on a hit show cuz she just knew the right people with her tits…. and really what it comes down to is that Sofia Vergara is old….and you idiots still freak out about her, so I can only assume old pictures will get the same reaction, since they are of her…

If you know what I mean.


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Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2011

02

Feb

Kim Kardashian in her Bikini for FHM of the Day

Kim Kardashian is just fucking noise. She’s full of shit noise that just distracts us from what is important in life, like everything that isn’t Kim Kardashian. She is trashy. She is useless. She is not talented. She is famous from having a sex tape and a good publicist. Her porn career landed her a TV show, where her character shines as the vapid, materialistic, idiotic cunt doing a Paris Hilton impression. She makes bullshit statements, she lies about being sad about the sex tape she released, she doesn’t contribute to society. She’s just a fucking nothing who we’ve made a someone and I don’t know why, but I can assume it starts with her tits and ends with her big round ass…cuz that’s all we need to counter balance everything wrong with this cunt…we’re easily won over like that…

Here are her pics in FHM, photoshopped in a bikini, hiding her fat, and the real shock in all this is that FHM is still around, sure they’re bottom feeding as fuck, proven with their star of choice, and here are the pics…you’ve probably already seen.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

02

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

You hate the stepNEWS, I’m glad the stepNEWS is back, I win cuz I have the power of running the site, so you’ll just have to watch them, or leave the site…

Police say man exposed himself to teen at Plymouth library
PLYMOUTH – A 49-year-old man stands accused of exposing himself to a 17-year-old girl inside the Plymouth Public Library.

Six teens arrested for bullying attack in PA

MN woman tried to mail puppy

NY man builds 35 foot snowman

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