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2011

24

Jan

RIP Motherfucker the Jack Lalanne Edition of the Day

Jack Lallane is dead, proving that daily exercise, eating well and not drinking alcohol doesn’t make you invincible…and that all his preachy bullshit as he made millions was just propaganda to sell juicers…cuz if shit was legit…he woulda lived to 120…

All this to say RIP Motherfucker, your late night infomercials inspired and gave me hope of a better tomorrow. Your hatred of fat ass rubbed off on me and encouraged me to give girls a complex and eating disorder….

And you didn’t actually inspire cuz I love sitting all day even if it is boring as fuck…and my fat ass works well on halloween when i dress like aunt Jamima…. something I’m not willing to give up….but his one piece leisure suits are genius…

Here’s a throwback clip….

Posted in:Jack Lalanne|RIP Motherfucker

2011

24

Jan

Amanda Seyfried in a Hot Little Dress on Set of the Day

Amanda Seyfried’s boring as fuck, but I love her little body.

I also love her little hustle…where she does these bullshit mainstream kids movies half the time that suck…and gets naked and fucks older women while showing off her amazing young tits the rest of the time…

It’s some balancing act that is gonna keep her around for a long time…cuz these hot bitches who don’t get naked for their movie roles like Alba or Megan Fox and a whole lot of other bitches….just never reach their full star potential and get fucking boring fast..where as Amanda Seyfried started out boring, remains boring in all her paparazzi pics, seems to live a boring life, but does these hot fucking movies that seem to make it all ok all because she lets me see her naked…..without all the headaches…

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Here she is on set lookin’ hot enough for me…I think I may love her, even though I hate on her….

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2011

24

Jan

The Best Fucking Video of an Old Man to ever Hit the Internet of the Day

Fast forward 25 seconds…..

People hate laughing at old people, they feel all bad that someone would get to this point of dementia or falling the fuck apart to shit on the fucking street, but they don’t know if these old motherfucker is a rapist, child molester, wife beater…you don’t know if he didn’t steal, kill, or abuse….you just assume a little old man is a little old man and you feel for him…maybe you see yourself or your parents getting old and fucked up, ending up like this and it scares you…but I see a man whose lived a life long enough to not give a fuck about shitting on the sidewalk like it aint a fucking thing…somewhere I aspire to end up….

This is the best fucking video that ever hit the internet…Old men shitting in public while holding on their walkers is amazing..


This video can be found on Youtube by the guy Who Shot the Video by Following this Link – Cuz He is Mad I Didn’t Embed the Video from Youtube but Chose to Host it Myself – And I Like to Be Fair
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Posted in:Old Man Shitting

2011

24

Jan

Calista Flockheart Pasties in a See Thru Dress of the Day

Calista Flockheart was in a see-through dress…she wore pasties cuz she probably knew the dress was see through because I guess it’s a bigger deal if the world sees her nipples…maybe because her nipples are fucked up or ugly looking and she wants to keep them private…or maybe because showing off nipple makes a bitch a slut….and who really fucking knows…because with or without the nipple pasties…I can still tell that despite her skinny ass…she’s still got saggy tits….

It always amazes me when skinny as fuck bitches gain a little weight, or get a little pregnant, or who finally give up on the eating disorder enough to grow some tit, only to never have any perkiness you’d expect them to have. I see it all the time on crackheads….Maybe it is because there’s no muscle mass to hold her shit up…or maybe because she’s weak and sloppy and who really cares….this is Calista Flockheart…She doesn’t matter…..

Posted in:Calista Flockheart

2011

24

Jan

Rashard Mendehall Humps Ben Roethlisberger to Keep Up Team Morale of the Day

I don’t watch football, but I always make fun of how gay it is to both play it, hang out in the locker room, but more importantly obsessively watch it…

Here is Rashard Mendehall keeping up team spirit as he humps Roethlisberger…and it’s just typical football behavior….usually they save this for the long nights away from the family while on the road and when in the lockeroom, and I am sure a lot of you are happy to get a taste of this, I mean since you spend your days watching these men in tights ram into each other, over and over, fighting for balls….

You bunch of queers…especially you Steelers fans…I’ve seen you in action and it is some real blue collar, welfare, trailer park, fat wife shit….what I like to call the foundation of being a fucking closet case.

Enjoy….and remember you’ll be able to see this again when they play at the superbowl…

I don’t do sports…but I tried

Posted in:Ben Roethlisberger|Rashard Mendehall

2011

21

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

My battery is going to die. I am not talking about my health. I mean my computer. Although my health is probably running on empty too, it’s just a matter of time before I end up falling over on the side of a road somewhere with nothing left to give and before that happens, I’m gonna try to refuel with booze…It’s the weekend, stop reading this…

Here are my stepLINKS

I said…Here are my stepLINKS

More from the Collection of Tattooed Porn Stars
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The Best Thing Since Blowjobs from Girls Who Don’t Like Commitment….and Who Don’t Charge Too Much…
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The 25 Most Entertaining Athletes of All-Time
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Amazing Tits on This Amateur Who Gets A Serious Facial (NSFW)
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Here’s a Gwenyth Paltrow Upskirt
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Megan Fox is Looking Good and Saying Nothing in Her New Armani Ads Which is the Way It Should Be
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Because It’s Friday And It’s Time to Relax a Bit (NSFW)
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And That’s Why You Don’t Sell Weed to Cameron Diaz
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College Girl Self Fisting (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Quarters in Belly Button World Record – VIDEO
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Slash Weighs in on Glee and It’s Amazing
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Because Toys Make Everything More Fun, Especially Sex (NSFW)
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace See Through Bra And Downblouse
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QWTF is Wrong with Sandra Bullocks Face
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Nikki Schieler Ziering, Arianny Celeste, Kagney Linn Karter & Sofija Milosevic
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Michelle Hunziker Graciously Shows Us How Flexible She Is…
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Pedo Bear Finally Catches One – But She is 18 –
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Sharon Stone is a one Trickl, Upskirt Pony
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Sasha Cane is Worth Pulling One Out To
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Home Grown Vagina
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Sex With a Deal Doll (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Anishya Sue Reyes is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Mexican Beauty Queen’s Facebook Page Leads Agents To Arresting Her Drug Kingpin Boyfriend
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Hot Booty Chick in Panties Cleans the Kitchen – VIDEO
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April O’Neil and Georgia Jones Are Hot For Each Other (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Ashley Madison Ad With Pornstar Banned From Super Bowl
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Nicki Minaj, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Shay Laren Does the Job Right (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Karolina Kurkova Gallery Hotness
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Cutey in a Red Dress is All Leg
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Amber Heard Looking Hot in Her New Movie – VIDEO
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Mila Kunis Looks Hot While Smoking
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Killer Tire: The Horror Movie – VIDEO
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Lesbian Wake Up Call (NSFW) – VIDEO
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J-Woww’s Blocked Nude Pics Were More Graphic Than Ex Admitted
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Amy Reid Hotness (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Lindsay Lohan Paid Dawn Holland $25,000 to Keep Quiet
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Brooklyn Decker Gets Naughty In Esquire
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Olivia Munn Can Choke My Chicken Any Time
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A 14 Year Old Whore In Training…
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Rihanna’s Pasty Nipples
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I Love Chicks With Big Tits And No Bra. Here’s Why…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

21

Jan

Halle Berry Tit in Some Movie of the Day

The movie is called Frankie and Alice…I’ve never heard of the shit but I am glad that I got to see these scene cuz there is nothing like watching a bitch run in fear, almost get hit by a car, while her amazing tits are hanging out of her dress bouncing around…cuz Halle Berry, depite being a fake black girl, cuz she’s had enough of a tan, acting skills and a sob story for Oprah to accept her as her own, that the movie companies used instead of hiring real black girls….winning her an academy award …has got such a good fucking body it makes no sense to me.

Posted in:Halle Berry

2011

21

Jan

Sofia Vergara Flashing Some Ass of the Day

This is pretty major. Sofia Vergara the 40 year old washed up bitch who no one thinks is washed up but me. You are all blinded by her stupid tits, her young pregnancy and escape to America that involved sucking a lot of dick to the top, cuz all the other immigrants she floated on the raft here with are working as cleaning ladies and hotel staff, her success just doesn’t add up without taking loads on her face…or maybe her ass…that she’s showing off in these pics….

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2011

21

Jan

Anja Rubik Slutty Vogue Russia Shoot of the Day

Here’s some Vogue Russia photoshoot to celebrate the fall of the iron curtain…you know cuz know they are more laid back then America when it comes to sexuality in their magazines…cuz America prefers death, gore, killing and blood, to succulent nipples I want inside my asshole in some new wave sex position I just invented…..

The model is named Anja Rubik, she was born in Poland and escaped the USSR rationed bread line to become a hot fucking model who walks the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show the last few years…who poses in HERE and shows off her HERE and who got naked for the Pirelli calendar HERE .

I’m a fan of this tall lean amazingness….and these pictures are hot.

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2011

21

Jan

David Spade’s Hot Tits of the Day

He’s always been dainty and petite, so it’s only natural that they make him the woman that he is…I have a feeling at least one of you doesn’t care that this is David Spade because you always thought he was a woman playing a man….you know like his twin sister Ellen….and I have a feeling at least one of you is going to because you like cock attached to the tits you’re jerking off to, tranny love is your dirty little secret….and I have a feeling at least one of you doesn’t is too drunk to realize this is David Spade and not some old hooker with great tits…because that person is me….

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