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2011

21

Jan

Jessica Biel in White Bikini Bottoms of the Day

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I fucking love white bikini bottoms. I have been at the local pool at least once and was lucky enough to see some twat, literally…I’m talking get this shit wet and you get to see an entire vagina that doesn’t know it’s being stared at by perverts like me cuz bitches assume they are fully clothed and covered up as they wear their bikini and aren’t that likely to check their cunts out in their bathing suit to see if its see through while swimming and tanning…..unless they are doin’ it on purpose to tease me…

Despite calling Jessica Biel a man on a regular basis cuz she works out and is muscular, she’s got a great fucking ass. I approve even if I know her sex life with Timberlake involves strap-ons….

These pics are amazing.

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2011

21

Jan

Nicki Minaj Big Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

Here is the colored version of Lady Gaga and I am not just saying that cuz she’s black, I’m saying it cuz she’s a hot pink and purple ridiculously dressed clown….I guess she figures if the outrageous hustle worked for Gaga, it’ll work for her in her mainstream hip hop caerr, but I’m pretty sure all she really needs to keep the fame thing going is her nice big ass….

I hate this Halloween every day of the year cuz we’re “Artists” bullshit, but they’re the ones making millions and I’m the one the writing about it like it actually matters, which trust me, it doesn’t….

That’s enough of that.

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2011

21

Jan

Jessica Alba Feeding the Meter of the Day

I like watching bitches shove money in inanimate objects. It’s a fetish that I can only get a taste of standing at vending machines, gumball machines and parking meters…I don’t know what it is, but can assume it’s all about the penetration…

I don’t know what I’m talking about, I don’t have that fetish….the only sex with money games I play involve roles of quarters and willing assholes which has nothing to do with parking meters or the bitches confused by their complexity….the only insertion in coinslots I’m into involves meaty inny vagina….

I just felt like I had to get these Alba pics up, even though she’s a mom and thus disgusting…cuz she’s still Jessica Alba….

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2011

21

Jan

Michelle Williams Tit in Blue Valentine of the Day

Watching Michelle Williams get fucked in this movie Blue Valentine brings back really amazing memories of making fun of Jake Gyllenhaal’s sexual relationship with Heath Ledger to Jake Gyllenhaal’s face, before he had a rich bitch hissy fit that got me kicked out of the restaurant he was annoyingly crying for attention in….

Because I know that homo Gyllenhall hates this Michelle Williams bitch for stealing his man on the Brokeback set and getting knocked up with his baby that Jake’s only the godfather of, when he was meant to be the actual second father, before Michelle Williams got in the way of his dreams..leading to Heath Ledger’s drug overdose and Jake’s sexual confusion…..that cunt…that you can now see sex in a movie….

Here she is getting fucked….

Here are her shitty tits in the shower….

Here she is getting fucked and complaining…

Posted in:Michelle Williams

2011

21

Jan

Megan Fox Topless for Armani of the Day

I posted a picture of Megan Fox in Underwear for Armani yesterday. Apparently, there are more, because Megan Fox is totally uninteresting and keeping herself busy by working the only job that she got and I figure there’s no need for me to really write anymore, cuz bitch has a fucking novel on her back, and that shit will keep you buys enough that my bullshit, hateful spite, is just distracting….

Here are some more pics of her aimlessly walking the streets, not lost, just not sure where to go or what to do with herself….unemployment makes drifting easy.

Posted in:Megan Fox

2011

21

Jan

Bar Refaeli Model Tit of the Day

I don’t think there’s really all that much I can say about Bar Refaeli other than that she’s made me a zionist. She’s pretty much got me thinking about converting to Jewishness, partially because I find a seriously lack of Jewish Mexican Canadians…but mainly because it will increase my chances of her marrying me against her will…in a ceremony that will take place in the desert after I kidnap her from her luxury Tel Aviv condo….after I move to Israel to fight for my cause of ridding the land of the mean Arabs….in hopes of impressing her….cuz Leonardo’s got shit on real life heros…

I blame her fake twitter account for giving me false hope…

Either way, I know these aren’t the best pics of her tits, considering all the happiness she’s brought me over the years with Lingerie, Bikini, Sluttness , but they are good enough for me….

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2011

20

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I made the misatake of drinking two cheap bottles of red wine in an hour while sitting on my couch naked and alone last night…my stomach felt like it was on fucking fire from the acid…and I never make myself puke or puke for that matter…I think my stomach is made of steel or some shit cuz I’ve eating old meat, rotten dairy, drank insanes amount in one sitting and never pure…..

So I had to try to make myself puke, something I haven’t done in a long fucking time, I was sitting there like a high school girl trying to lose weight after eating a piece of cake, fingers as deep as I could get them, only I couldn’t gag, teaching me that I’d be a very talented in gay porn….

Worst hangover ever and it won’t go away, so I’ll try to stick to the vodka tonight and leave the wine for the rich and fancy….

Not that you care…

The header pic is from a man bitter about his ex leaving him. I love getting involved in domestic abuse issues….when there is nudity….

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The Proper Way to Handle a Break Up is to Bang a Porn Star. FACT
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Meet Hannibal Kardashian
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The 50 Sexiest Bodies in Sports
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Hollywood’s Eating These Up and You Should Too
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All Girls sluts…and the Internet is their Home….
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Sexy Roomate in the Shower (NSFW) – VIDEO
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BEcause There’s Only One Day Left Till Friday (NSFW)
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Bar Refaeli Drops Some Classy Cleavage
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Well They’ve Officially Put the Last Nail in the Coffin for the Batman Franchise
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Sophie Monk In Some Sweet Shorts Finally Gets A Job
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Holly Madison And Her Tits
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Pam Anderson’s Dangling Cunt In A See Through Dress
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A Leighton Meester Sex Tape Throwback
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AnnaLynne McCord Braless. A Face Only A Dog Could Love
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The Most Intense Fans in Sports
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In One End, Out the Other (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Because Toys Make Everything More Fun, Especially Sex (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Crystal Lowe’s Breasts Turn 30
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Kelly Preston Explains How Scientologists Are Pretty Much Insane
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A Little Lindsay Lohan, Because Well, Why Not
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Belen Rodriguez Is A Lingerie Lovely
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Sophie Reade Upskirt
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Flaming Asses Sparkler Trifecta
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Two of Hollywoods Grossest Disease Bags Are Getting Married!!! Guess Who!
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The Shower Of Vomit Amusement Ride – VIDEO
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I Never Get Tired of Carli Banks (NSFW)
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The Things I Would Do To Lisa Morale
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MTV Executes Are Afraid Their New Show ‘Skins’ Could Be Considered Child Porn!!
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Little Brunette Shakes Her Ass (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Eva on Video (NSFW)
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When Whitewater Rafting Sex Toy Stunts Go Wrong
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Man I Love Emma Stone
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Waking Sleeping Beauty (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Gemma Merna Various Lingerie
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NOw This is The Kind of Girl I Would Marry
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Man I Love Sarah Shahi
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German Traffic Fail – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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WTf is Going on With Rihanna’s Hair
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Striptease of the Day (NSFW)
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Susann up in the Mountains (NSFW)
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9 Celebrity Breakups That Will Have You Foaming at the Mouth
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Hey There Giovanna
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Taylor Momsen is Legal (Kinda)
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If you are Still Bored – You Need TO Watch Real Life Girls Get Naked At
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

20

Jan

Some Rumer Willis Looks her Hottest with the Help of Tit of the Day

If you read the site you will know that Rumer Willis is one of my favorite people to laugh at only because she is so fucking ugly…which is unfortunate because she was born into a celebrity family…I am not so sure if I do it cuz her jawline makes me question humanity or whether we really can be born lookin’ like something you’d find on the shelf of a halloween store…or if I do it because I like to point and laugh at Demi Moore’s disgusting, tainted, vile uterus, but I do know that whatever the reason, and as much as I like to point and laugh in the privacy of my own couch, this is actually the hottest picture I have ever seen of her and she didn’t even have to wear a mask, paperpag or pillow case, she just had to have her tits bust out and her chin tucked in….Very good look for her….

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Posted in:Rumer Willis

2011

20

Jan

Weird Girls Naked Dance Video of the Day

Based on the condition of their bush, I can only assume these skinny bitches are hipsters….I mean that and the fact that this is totally something some hipster bitch would do to be funny, ironic, artistic, fashionable, etc…I guess the song kinda gives it away too….and all I have to say is that halfway through this shit….somersaults….

This has to be one of the more amazing homevideos I’ve seen, trying to understand it just leaves me empty and confused, but at least there is nudity to get me through it and I fucking love nudity…especially on girls with skinny bodies….

I had no choice but to post this…

Posted in:amateur

2011

20

Jan

Some Bitch with a Couch Cushion Addiction of the Day

I don’t know if this is a real show, or just some viral video clip making fun of intervention doing the rounds…but I do know this has got to be one of the better addictions I’ve heard of…it’s weird as fuck but not quite the weirdest out there…I know people with all kind of compulsive issues…

I’m just wondering where she goes when she finishes eating a cushion, what happens if she hits hard times and can’t afford to buy a new couch, does so go thrift store couch shopping, eating the absorbed ass sweat of many people before her, you know not knowing whether a motherfucker died on the shit or not…

I also wonder if this is gonna kill the bitch…what does this kind of thing do to someone’s insides? It’s pretty fucked…and yet entirely hysterical…enjoy…

Posted in:Addiction