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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2011

Jan

Venus WIlliams Booty Hittin’ Balls of the Day

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Not a day in my life goes by without me thinking about a big round black woman ass, sure I don’t necessarily love when that ass is attached to a pro athlete, because there’s something about female pro athletes that makes me think they are more into having their clits jerked off, like dudesbecause of the whole trading in their vagina’s for muscles after years of hard training thing, but a round ass in tight pants seems to have the ability to make me forget….plus it’s not like Venus Williams is her monster sister…and tennis is probably as dainty a pro sport a girl could be into, so this round black ass has some redeeming factors you will notice if you can get past staring at the mom’s fat tits….

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2011

Jan

Winona Ryder’s Big Tits Spilling Out of Her Shirt of the Day

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I always forget that Winona Ryder is busty….that’s probably because I always forget who Winona Ryder is….but I know that there are a lot of you obsessive 40 year old losers who still jerk off to Edward Scissorhands or Beetlejuice like it was still 1992…cuz they just can’t let go….maybe it is because it reminds them of a time when they still had hopes and dreams, when they were young and excited about what life had to offer, before realizing just how much it actually sucks, or maybe they just like jewish celebrity tits that grew old with them….I don’t fuckin’ know or really care….I just know she is spilling out of her shirt….for old times….not that it matters…or that it’s really that interesting….unless you are a diehard fan who just can’t move on with your life….

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2011

Jan

More Hot Amy Winehouse Fake Tit Pics of the Day

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I don’t know what I love more about Amy Winehouse….Her tits, or the fact that she got fake tit to distract the public’s attention of a drug overdose she was hospitalized for…it was like bitch was dying, brought in and her publicists were like “ok, how are we gonna spin this, we’ve already used exhaustion, I know, let’s get her fake tits then send her to the caribbean for 6 months to get fucked by black dudes, it’ll just be a matter of time before this all blows over”….

I think what I love the most about her is how damaged she is, despite having all that fucking talent and capacity to be bigger than fucking life, but instead chooses to self medicate and destory every opportunity, a quality I look for in all my hired girlfriends I get with an hour at a time….

She’s just all around amazing and I can’t pinpoint where my love for her stems from, I just know I want to smell her all over…

Here are some more pics of her, I posted the Amy Winehouse Topless Pic of her this weekend, cuz I am quick like that, but sometimes it’s nice to see the build up to the nipples, so here you go….

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2011

Jan

Victoria’s Secret Summer 2011 Catalog of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret released the pictures from their summer catalog and as expected it looked like every single other photoshoot they have done the last two decades, because I guess they have a winning formula, but more importantly because they know we’ll look at it under any circumstances and they don’t need to invest in big concept photographers, they can get away publishing pics taken by local kids with their cell phones at each of these beach settings and we’d still try to jerk off to it….so here are the pics, no different than before, exactly as expected, like an old friend you’ve come to know and trust to help you cum…if you know what I mean..

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2011

Jan

Alleged Elena Vesnina Sex Tape of the Day

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[REMOVED BECAUSE ELENA VESNINA’S LEGAL TEAM CAME AFTER ME, LEADING ME TO BELIEVE THAT THE TAPE HAD TO BE LEGIT]

I don’t watch sports, so I don’t know who Elena Vesnina or Konstantin Korneev is, but I do watch sex tapes, so even if they are with people I’ve never heard of or people I don’t know, I’m down….

I would watch anything have sex, from two dogs in a park, to two elderly people with dementia at the old folks home…I’m a voyeur.

So when this alleged preview was emailed in, I ignored their retarded editing, I ignored their heavy branding, I watched it and don’t feel like a better person for it and either will you, even if you know who Konstantin Korneev or Elena Vesnina are, not that the people in this video are even them….

Down with the Iron Curtain….you commie bastards…

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2011

Jan

Amy Winehouse Titties Take Brazil of the Day

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There’s no better way to way up after passing out at 8 am after drinking 3 bottles of wine, half a bottle of vodka and whatever else I could stuff down my throat to ease the pain that is my life, than to an eamil from one of my readers, who amazingly exists and actually has a girlfriend from Brazil who reads the brazilian papers and who saw this amazing picture of Amy Winehouse’s fake tits falling out of her bikini top, possibly cuz they are numb and don’t feel anything anymore, or maybe because she’s numb and doesn’t feel anything anymore, and really who cares as long as it happened…..cuz Amy Winehouse is a fucking dream to me….except maybe for the time I woke up in my stepdaughter’s mouth while she was passed out naked all tight and 18…..what? I’m not her real dad. Who cares….her’es Amy Winehouse, She is in Brazil and she is falling out of her bathing suite and she is Amazing…and I am going to pass the fuck out..

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2011

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Kim Kardashian’s Lips Are Now As Fat As Her Ass – Yes “THOSE” Lips…
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This Photoshoot Turned me On
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Because It’s Friday and I’m Sure Your Week Was As Shitty As Mine Was (NSFW)
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Irina Shayk’s Sexy Swimwear Collection OH MY GOD!
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Jessica Lowndes Looks Sexy in a Leather Dress
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2011 NFL Mock Draft: Hot Chick Edition
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Gewnyth Paltrow Just Because
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I’m Not One to Praise Fat Dancing Sluts But Occasionally One Comes Along Where You Kinda Have To, You Know? – VIDEO
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Some Sara Jean Underwood Always Makes the Day Better (NSFW)
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Hot Chick in a Quickie Mart With No Pants (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The Hottest Pic Dump You’ll See All Day
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I Love Some Dirty Talk on the Weather Network – VIDEO
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Wedding Fails Compilation – VIDEO
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Aylen Alvarez is Wearing a Candy Bikini
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Hahahahahah I Love Anything Bad Girls Related – VIDEO
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Olivia and Gerogina Want You to Take a Peek (NSFW)
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Cutey Charly Has Some Alone Time (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Geman Olympian Franziska van Almsick, Oh Man….
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A Few More Shots of Some Ladies At the People’s Choice Awards
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Natalie Portman & Mila Kunis Lesbian Sex Scene IS HERE – VIDEO
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Yeah I’d Bang Anna Paquin
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Now This is One Hot Brunette (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Pauly D is Banging WHO?!
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Yes, I’d Bang Ashley Tisdale And Here’s Why
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2011

Jan

Megan Fox Slutting Out in Madame Magazine of the DAy

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You may be asking yourself who Megan Fox is, now that she’s been fired from the one movie she was really ever known form, so instead of getting naked in a scandal, she went on got married, a totally backwards way to win the only people who care she exists back, but I guess she’s got some new PR people, doing some damage control, by getting her to slut out in a photoshoot for a magazine in France, because everyone knows when you want to be recognized as the hot pussy you are known for when everyone forgets you, France publications are the logical way to crawl yourself back in….and who really cares, I’m hungover, exhausted and she’s in fishnets, she wins and inher winning…we all win…at least that’s what she wants us to think….

Forgotten or not, she’s overrated, but I’ll still stare at her….

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2011

Jan

Kim Kardashian Filling Up of the Day

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It’s nice to see Kim Kardashian stage a photo op every chance she gets, but I’m not buying into this one for a fucking minute, I mean I’ve see the Kim Kardashian porn and I’ve seen her out of her SPANX and the only filling she’s ever done is with black cock in her mouth and pussy, or with cakes, pastries and all things fried down her fucking lazy face….There is no way she was raised to be the kind of girl who does this kind of thing, she’s probably doesn’t even wipe her own ass cuz she has hired help for that…There is no way she doesn’t drive the extra 15 minutes to get to a full service center and as much as I appreciate her attempt to be pedestrian, a commoner who actually does things for themselves and not the American brat royalty she thinks she is that is catered on we know she is, and I appreciate the desperate attempt to get a picture taken of her, and I appreciate her ass in tight pants, but I just can’t help laugh at this mangled up faced trash….cuz she is nothing but a joke….a joke America loves to make richer and richer and richer everyday….it is all your fucking fault people…

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2011

Jan

Victoria’s Silvstedt White Whore Dress of the Day

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Victoria Silvstedt is a nobody…I have no idea why I am compelled to put up pictures of her. She’s nothing but a uselss prostitute..working for some billionaire as his Mistress cuz he always wanted pussy that was once in Playboy…Seriously, I think she was famous for a month 14 years ago…I am convinced the average perseon has no idea who she is but for some reason I’m staring at her Swedish body, lean, tanned, fake tits, fake face, fake hair, like it’s some kind of time warp and I just walked into a stripclub in 99, when all bitches looked like this prepping for Y2k, trying to join Pam Anderson’s army or some shit….

She’s not naked or getting fucked in these pictures…she’s walking around with what could be her boy toy she gets to fuck while the billionaire jerks off in the corner….and There’s really no reason for me to post about her, other than to say this is some kind of mystery, I’ll never really understand….

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