2011
06
Jan
I wonder who really cares about this? I know I don’t.
All I can see in this other than her thick, long, intense and huge mom nipples is some reptilian lookin’ spine only this shit isn’t avatar, despite what some of you virgin losers who think your Sci-Fi RPG life is a reality might think…..
Posted in:Mila Jovovich
2011
06
Jan
I thought this girl was on 90210 the next generation, but it turned out I was wrong, so I had the throw out my whole post on how bullshit that show is and now I have nothing to say except that if SOBE drink is body painting actresses to sell their garbage drinks and they can get those ads on TV or in magazines, why the fuck am I considered a porn site and unable to land money from these idiots when they are the ones who actually get these bitches naked for what they think is genius marketing….and maybe it is….but I don’t see how a naked bitch on gossip girl covered in paint sells drinks or even relates to what they do….but she’s naked and that’s what matters….and as I am concerned it almost is, the only thing shit is missing is a little nipple and pussy lip, I mean if you’re gonna get a bitch naked, get her fucking naked, don’t half ass the shit by making her a flesh colored latex bra and panty set to paint over so nothing gets exposed, if sexy shock value is what you’re fucking after than do it fucking right….not that I’m complaining, considering I don’t remember who or what I am posting about. It happens.
To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link
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Posted in:Jessica Szohr
2011
06
Jan
I hate when the only recent bikini pictures I have access to are of Victoria Silvstedt.
She’s in St Barts with her married billionaire Greek client who pays her/ finances her life, to be his mistress and that’s a respectable hustle….when you are a lazy bitch who thinks she’s hot enough to deserve the fucking world in exchange for a little fucking with a little man…it’s a good trade off….cuz the little man is just happy to have a Playboy model follow his orders cuz he knows without her she’s a desperate bottom feeding trash can….
I hate these Semi-Pro hookers who don’t think they are hookers even though they clearly are….and I hate people who think they are important because they got fake tits and naked in magazines in the 90s….and I hate when these self righteous attention whores try to sue people like me for giving them the attention they seek because they don’t like what we write about them…or they don’t like pics of them being eaten out on the beach goin’ public….and I hate Victoria’s Silvstedt.
That said, here she is in her bikini cuz nothing else is going on….and all her pics may look the same…which is probably better than any of you look in your bikinis….so I guess this is me giving credit to a 40 year old Swede who properly maintained as much as I don’t really want to ….but that could just be the white bikini talking…I’m always a victim of falling for those….
Posted in:Victoria Silvstedt
2011
06
Jan
The story goes like this….Lady Gaga did a surprise gig in NYC because she’s trying to keep herself legit…and in order to be legit in her hipster fag world…you have to keep it real by not just doing the arena shows that make her millions but by doing these one-off performances in small venues to prove she’s a real artist…despite the majority of intelligent people knowing she’s just a marketing vehicle for a coporation and the only thing artist about her is her fucking mangled asymmetrical fucked up face, shit looks like Picasso made it…..
I’m just posting it because sometimes I like the bitches in bondage gear to look like accident victims down on their luck cuz after their ex boyfriend threw acid in their face they couldn’t get another job and were forced to use their handicap to their advantage by putting ads in the back of local papers to get freaks into horror movie fantasies to be their submissives…
She hardly looks human no matter how naked she gets and the only rational explanation is that she was sent here from hell to take over the world, one insecure sexually confused kid at a time…
Weird.
Posted in:Lady Gaga
2011
06
Jan
Like BET, KFC Cheap Tuesday night and the fat white chick in my building with 4 kids with different dads, Vogue Brazil decided to do an All Black Model issue and I’m fuckin’ down….you see Black women are like the forbidden fruit because they won’t give me the time of day, cuz unlike black men who will fuck anything, black chicks are more into hating the white women who are stealing their men, so there’s not time for them to bed a fat, small penised Mexican….I mean I’ve been turned down by black women in bars, in stripclubs, even black prostitutes on the street, it’s like I’m in a fucking white hood or some shit that whenever a black girls sees me, her pussy is closed for business and that just makes me want one more….and I’m not talking about Halle Berry white chick disguised as black for ratings, I don’t want any of that suburban shit, I want real fucking deal, but I know I’ll never get it, so I’ll just look at these pics of Emanuela de Paula’s nipples for fashion, thinking about what coulda been if life wasn’t this hell I am living…
Posted in:Emanuela de Paula
2011
06
Jan
I don’t know about this Sophie Monk bitch. She’s got the face of a bull dog and as much as I like the slimy consistency of the slobber of a bull dog, thinking to myself “hmmm, I’d love to meet a vagina that does that but that doesn’t actually look like that wrinkly mess because I like my vagina like a hotel made bed, I think they call it hospital style, taught and tight, freshly starched and pressed if you know what I mean” every time I see it, I can’t figure out if I’m down with her weird face….
I just know that I do like her hustle. You know she’s from Australia and moved to America with big dreams with her big tits, ready to take on Hollywood one acting job at the time, that really just became a series of getting naked, staging bikini pics and being dumped for Paris Hilton…living the American Dream….
I also like her big tits.
Here she is in some movie I never heard of called Hard Breakers to start my bullshit day…
Bonus – Some other bitch named Jennifer Perry was in the movie….
Posted in:Sophie Monk
2011
05
Jan
I haven’t been kicked off of FACEBOOK , so I guess I can still try to masturbate to your pics (ladies)….But I’m sure the end is near, at least I am hoping, I fucking hate the internet even though I own it…
I need new hobbies or at least better ways to entertain myself….drinking and napping gets boring….
Here are my stepLINKS….
Get Readu For Some Toni Braxton Playboy Hotness
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Nicole Kidman is Looking Semi Hot and By Semi Hot I Mean Not Like a Zombie in Some Magazine or Another
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Because Life Can Get a Little Lonely Being You (NSFW)
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Joe Jonas Sets The Record Gay I mean Straight – VIDEO
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Two Amateur Chicks Get It On for the First Time (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The 25 Biggest Temper Tantrums in Sports History
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Lea Michele Has a Hot Body But The Face, Ehhhh Not so Much
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Kana Tsugihara is the Sexy Selection
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Awesome Live Faceplant on Live to Dance – VIDEO
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This Chick Gives a Snowman a Blowjob – VIDEO
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Wind 1, Fergie’s dress 0
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And Now, The Smallest Bikini Ever (NSFW)
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She Knows How to Spend Her Alone Time (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Maria Millions Body is Completely Out of Hand
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Eva Longoria Has Moved On And Is Getting Her “Cougar” On
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I Always Love Watching Girls in Their Underwear Play the Wii – VIDEO
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Janessa’s Friend Goes to Work On Her (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Ashley Robbins is One Hot Redhead (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Sophie Mooone Flys Solo (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Victoria’s Secret Swim 2011 – VIDEO
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A Little Danni Minogue
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Cute Teen In Front Of Her Mirror (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity (NSFW)
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Some Leighton Meester Hotness
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Annnnnnd It’s Lesbo Time (NSFW)
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Hugh Hefner Admits to Not Wearing Condoms
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Some Vanessa Hudgens Cuteness
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Striptease of the Day (NSFW)
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I bet Kim Kardashian Can Shove That Whole Mic Down Her Throat
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Is Kevin Connolly Banging Eva Longoria? Probably
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Sure, Olivia Palermo Has Small Tits But I’d Still Bang Her And So Would You
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Check Out Kate Gosselin’s Cunnie Tattoo
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Marg Helgenberger Has An Ass That I’d Bang, Not So Much Her Face Though
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Emmy Rossum Is Showing Me Her Nipple
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Easy Contest Where you Can Win $250 Easy….
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2011
05
Jan
Who fucking cares….except maybe her millions of nerd fans who don’t care that she’s got small tits or that this sex scene is hardly erotic…I am embarassed to be taking part in this shit.
Posted in:Keira Knightley
2011
05
Jan
I don’t know why Tara Reid is in the media again…not that I am the media…I guess I should rephrase that…Let me start over…I don’t know why Tara Reid is on the paparazzi sites…I assume it’s because she or her boyfriend are paying them…apparently he’s got a lot of money and doesn’t mind investing into her failed career…cuz he’s landed that bitch from American Pie, sure 10 years too late, but with the right hustle, she can be a Hollywood star again….something that is good for his Euro ego….cuz it’s not everyday a European business man fucks a big for a minute Hollywood star turned party slut….and here she is showing off her fake tits in a white dress cuz she’s wholesome like that…..and I have no idea why I am going along with this….
Posted in:Tara Reid
2011
05
Jan
I’m down with booty. Nice round protruding ass with attitude that I can visualize my little penis having an intellectual debate with it while trying to enter past it’s cheeks and into the vagina, hoping three inches is enough to get close enough to the vagina to make penetration…you know negotiating various positions hoping that ass can’t overpower my manhood….but I’m not so down with Mel B….because she aged in a horrible fucking way and I can only assume her Eddie Murphey pussy has too…
Here are some pics, cuz booty is booty when you ignore the rest of the bitch.
Posted in:Melanie Brown
