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2011

05

Jan

Jessica Simpson Struggles to Carry her Weight of the Day

It’s got to the point in Jessica Simpson’s obesity where she needs the help of hired man to help support her, cuz her ankles can’t do it on their own…It won’t be long before she’s all diabetic with amputated feet and an electric scooter to get around her mansion, which works out perfect for me, cuz it’ll make it hard for her medicated ass to run from my sperm as I try to impregnate her so that I can later sue her for palimony…you know how it works….K-Fed style….

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2011

05

Jan

Halle Berry Ass Pumpin’ Gas In Some Tight Pants of the Day

Halle Berry was pumping her own gas, maybe she’s trying to convince us that she’s tapped into the plight of the black man, you know someone who actually works and not someone who just gets pampered and catered on hand and foot cuz she’s some multimillionaire spoiled brat high maintenance cunt…. because she’s the kind of black girl who crosses the street when a black guy is walking towards her, cuz her only contact with her black father was when he came inside her mother…but I don’t mind staring at her ass when she does it…cuz like my friend bitches in tight pants pumping gas is porn to some people….here are the pics…

Posted in:Halle Berry

2011

05

Jan

Keri Hilson’s Letting Fame Get to her Head of the Day

As a fan of Motown. This is totally fucking obnoxious behavior on Keri Hilson’s part. Trust me, I’m not an elitist or a purist, or whatever you call those nerdy hipster idiots who aim for authentic, I hardly even know any of the Motown acts I’ve listened to, and really just like the coked up acts getting beat by their husbands and fucked by their white/jewish record execs….I just know that whatever is going on in these pictures offends me for some reason I can’t explain…. maybe it’s cuz she’s taking something from the past and trying to make it her own to the idiot kids who listen to her…maybe it’s the cockiness of pretending it is halloween when she’s only had one hit song, maybe it’s her lack of her own identity, anything for attention that would be better executed in the form of a sex tape and II know this isn’t a big deal, or even worth talkin about, but I guess if you want to get off to cleavage on a bitch dressed like it was the 60s and you pretend to be the record exec who took her out of the shanty and brought her to the top so that she’s forever indebted to your dick with her mouth….here’s your chance….

Posted in:Keri Hilson

2011

05

Jan

Milou van Groesen Nude for Numero of the Day

Numero brings the naked bitches to fashion again and I’m not complaining, I think the most important thing in fashion is the fact that they get tall skinny bitches topless or naked for high art concepts that are generally not so high concept but they are high enough concept to get all the follower idiots sipping the Kool Aid and believe/investing in the bullshit…. sure Milou van Groesen looks a little like a dude, but she’s getting naked and showing her little model hipster tits, which I love, so a masculine haircut doesn’t make you queer, even if you pretend she’s your best friend growing up while jerking off to her…cuz she’s got tits…right?

Here are the pics….

Here she is doing a screen test….For those of you looking to find out more about this bitch I’ve never heard of, but who’s tits I have seen…

Posted in:Milou van Groesen

2011

05

Jan

Fergie Not in a Bikini of the Day

As far as I’m concerned this is an unfortunate outfit choice on Fergie’s part. I figure it’d be alright if this was downtown, working the streets late night, or even if shit was mid day at a restaurant everyone else was dressed conservative at, but bitch is on a resort, in the islands, living large, decompressing and detoxing from all her really hard hard work living the life of luxury, making millions for her stupid talent, so I expected more from her….whether it be tanning topless, showing off those implant scars, or in a thong bikini, or at least wet and hard nippled, it was never a shirt that look liked it got attacked by a wild animal and she had nothing else to wear over her bikini top.

This depresses me, but then again, so does everything.

Posted in:Fergie

2011

05

Jan

Kate Plus 8 Has a Vagina Tattoo of the Day


IF you were a bull dyke who managed to have a dozen half asian babies in effort to take over the world, you know with their super computer programming skills and ability to speak in Binary code, you’d probably get a tattoo on your twat to celebrate that fucking acheivement, you know to never forget what that pussy went through, and to always be reminded of the challenges life has to offer and the ability to overcome them by being a fucking circus freak, but you’d of thought the permanent damage to her pussy lips and the rest of her body would be enough of a reminder, not to mention the millions of dollars in her bank and the 12 brats she has to pretend to love before going into a breakdown and eating them all like a cat who just gave birth, making me believe this pussy tat is just a diversion for any chick she beds to focus on instead of her battered labia, but I guess she’s been out of the dyke game a long time, lesbians are a forgiving people who don’t see anything for what it is, but care more about the person behind that pussy, I mean some of the ugliest bitches are lesbians, and they all seem to find love…..This is just Kate Plus 8 being insecure….

Either way, here are her bikini pics.


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Posted in:Kate Gosselin

2011

05

Jan

Nicole Scherzinger for FHM of the Day

I know, I can’t believe FHM hasn’t gone bankrupt yet either. It’s like that shit is such a dated concept from 1990 that you’d think would have seen its last advertising dollar 3-5 years ago when the internet took the fuck over, you know when you didn’t need to spend 5 dollars are bullshit articles that were put together by a group of fucking monkeys, giving you bullshit generic advice that they just threw together to fill the pages and sell ads around the pictures of the starlets they did photoshoots with….but apparently I am wrong, but clearly their budgets have been severely cut, you know since no one buys the shit, cuz their idea of fresh pussy we want to see half naked is Nicole Scherzinger because she is all they could afford, I mean hasn’t she already had her moment of glory, and haven’t we moved onto better things and I guess according to me posting this shit, we haven’t….

So here is her tight, hard body and hard face half naked for a magazine I am amazed hasn’t gone broke, but who I can assure you is on their last threads…enjoy. And if you’re really creepy, be sure to read the blurbs about what she looks for in a man, shit is riveting…deserves an award and shit.

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger

2011

04

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Apparentl I used the word “Fag” on facebook and now some insane Vietnam vet turned private investigator is going nuts on me….

This was our conversation:

I will tell you how much of a joke it is,over 50 people have taken there lifes over that F word you used,in the U.S. now it is a Fedral Crime on Facebook it is enough to have your account killed because they area U.S. company! 3 diff times you were asked to stop,you did not!By law I/We and all the diff asscos that I am a member of must stop anyone from using that word aginst a person.I have about 100 agents in Canada and all of them would make any move that I asked them to make. Now its over as of now she and others have blocked you and a report has been sent to FB,Ive sent your info to the agents we use in Ca. and to the Embasy. I am a court officer and I must fallow the law.

So I wrote:

What are you talking about?

So he wrote;

The F-g word we have it you used it and you hurt her and others bad!That word is not legal! Look at the news! There are web site aginst that! If you dont like gay people?Keep it your self dont hurt people! and you were warned but you wanted problems. I asked you to look at my profile but you just kept going!

So I wrote:

Doug

In the event you were wondering, I am a homosexual, in a homosexual relationship. I have been with the same guy for close to a decade. We refer to each other as fags. I wasn’t aware it was illegal, and the fact that it is is totally alarming.

I did not look at your profile, I did not keep going. You are overreacting and I feel you are attacking me because I am a homosexual. Using your authortites and agents to bring me down.

I have no problem taking this abuse to the media. You and your officers of the law will not get away with gay bashing me again.

The whole thing was pretty normal. Clearly, people are totally bored and insane…or 11….I mean this can’t actually be a real spy in Costa Rica, so the end of my Facebook career is probably near….it was pretty irritating while it lasted…

Here are my stepLINKS….

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Vivica Fox Has Turned into a Fucking Video Ho.
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Six Perfect Titties All in the Same Room – VIDEO
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Eva Mendes Has Beautiful Breasts
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Lindsay Lohan is Out of Rehab and is Pretty Much Stalking Samantha Ronson. Seriously.
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Because We All Deserve to Get Our Rocks Off
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Asian Babe Does Yoga – VIDEO
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IDLYITW’s Top 10 Hottest Chicks Of 2010
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The 20 Sexiest Sports Fan Videos
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Josie Goldberg Hot Bikini Big Tits And Fat Camel Toe…Because She’s Fat
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JWoww’s Huge Tits Are Covered in Mesh
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These Toys Will Make You and Your Chick Remember Why You Love Each Other
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Whitney Cummings Panty Upskirt Joke New Years Eve. But Is The Joke On Her?
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Kanye West Insanity of the Day
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Well Hello Diana Villas Boas
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Irina Sheik in Lingerie
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Maliah Michel’s Body is Insane
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WTF is Wrong With Gwenyth Paltrow’s Face?
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Bad Girl Catya’s Ass is Insane
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The Largest Asian Tits You Will See all Day
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Fai is One Classic Beauty
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A Little Bit of Tegan Presley
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A Little Bit of Nicki Minaj
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Jayme is Playing With Her Ass – VIDEO
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Adele Silva is One Hot Lady
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This Hottie Makes Me Want to Move to Vegas
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Miranda Kerr on the Bikini Runway for Cia Maritma
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And Another Random Pic Dump
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kanye West’s Monster Video is a More Expensive But Not as Good Version of Thriller
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It is official, in LeAnn Rimes’ Transition to Whore – She Got Implants….I called it.
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Drunk Christmas Slut
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Striptease of the Day
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Bree Olson vs Bottle of water
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Aria Giovanni Likes Upskirts Too
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The 10 Manliest Alcoholic Drinks of All Time
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Some Courtney Love Twitter Porn
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Video Model, Former Bad Girls Club Cast Member Busted On Drug And Gun Possession
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A Topless Larissa Riquelme Can Blow Me Anytime
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Leann Rimes Just Made Me Puke in My Mouth
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Ashley Tisdale. Yup, Still Ugly
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Puts Her Tits On Display… Again.
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Elisabette Canalis Hot Bathing Suit And Possible Camel Toe
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Josh Duhamel May Have Peed His Pants.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

04

Jan

Reese Witherspoon is Jogging in Tight Pants of the Day

Personally, I prefer my ladies to ne too weak to run. You know, it makes seducing them a lot easier, you know it lets you really take what is rightfully yours cuz they can’t escape kind of thing….I also prefer my women to not be sloppy looking baby factories with bloated Downs Syndrome lookin’ faces in their early 40s.

So I guess these pictures really aren’t quite for me but instead for the hundreds of idiots who think Reese Witherspoon is anything but the Miss Piggy she looks like…

Posted in:Reese Witherspoon

2011

04

Jan

Paz de la Huerta’s Ass for Paper Magazine of the Day

I watched parts of Boardwalk Empire….most of those parts included Paz de la Huerta’s parts ….cuz she consistently showed off her twat…..her hairy hipster pretending to be the 1920s bush…and now she’s in a hipster magazine showing off her hipster tattoo while wearing men’s underwear, a fetish I’ve never been too into…but I can assume at least one of you has been into….becuase I used to live with a guy who would dress up any girl he was banging in a pair of little kid briefs, I’m talking the ones with the Superman logo, but that was on a whole other level of weird….not that it matters…cuz nothing really matters…excpet maybe this moment we are sharing right now…I know I’ll bring this with me on the rest of my journey….weirdos…

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