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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2010

Dec

Katy Perry Does Maxim of the Day

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[PICS REMOVED CUZ MAXIM ARE BITCHES WHO WHINE AND THREATEN LEGAL ACTION CUZ THESE KATY PERRY PICS ARE ALL THEY HAVE GOING FOR THEIR SINKING SHIP AND LET’S FACE IT – THEY WEREN’T THAT GREAT, I MEAN THEY WERE ONLY GOOD CUZ THEY WERE LOW RES PICS OF KATY PERRY, NO ONE NEEDS TO SEE HER IN HIGH DEF]

This is unfortunate. Sure she looks alright when photoshopped to shit with emphasis on her tits and not her sloppy muff gunt, her cankles, her bad burn victim acne scared skin, but I’d rather jerk off to memories of some no name busty sluts in the local bar than this, not that anyone jerks off to Maxim, I mean you aren’t 14 anymore and it’s not 1994, we got access to substantially better material with this whole internet thing, and don’t have our moms to worry about catching us with dirty mags, so we don’t have to mask or hide it as a lifestyle magazine….

It is unfortunate because Katy Perry is annoying and seeing her in this means she’s still got more of a run in her, when really I just want her to disappear.

I know Maxim isn’t really relevant anymore at all, so I shouldn’t get worried, and I’m not really, I just know any publicity no matter how much she’s paid for it or not, is bad for my goal of her vanishing….and she can take this Maxim bullshit with her…

[I REPEAT PICS REMOVED CUZ MAXIM ARE BITCHES WHO WHINE AND THREATEN LEGAL ACTION CUZ THESE KATY PERRY PICS ARE ALL THEY HAVE GOING FOR THEIR SINKING SHIP AND LET’S FACE IT – THEY WEREN’T THAT GREAT, I MEAN THEY WERE ONLY GOOD CUZ THEY WERE LOW RES PICS OF KATY PERRY, NO ONE NEEDS TO SEE HER IN HIGH DEF]

YOU CAN SEE ALL THE SHITTY PICS BY A SHITTY MAGAZINE NO ONE CARES ABOUT CUZ IT SUCKS BY….
CLICKING THIS LINK

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2010

Dec

Cher and Christina Aguilera Keeping It Classy of the Day

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This looks like some fucked up McDonald’s character they are introducing to 65 year old men who used to jerk off to Cher in the 70s. You know some throwback “where are they now” jerkoff material to increase sales in double big macs because it is the sandwich that most resembles her pussy, or maybe it is just Cher doing what she can to get noticed in what may be her final tour as a joke of a person who can dress in lingerie despite being old enough to be a grandmother provided her kid didn’t trade her pussy in for a dick….In a lot of ways this is disgusting, sad, comical and erotic all at the same time….and I guess it’s nice to see Christina Aguilera’s whore behavior following her den mother’s lead….and I guess all these stunts are to promote their shitty movie…and I guess it’s working since I know they are in a shitty movie….here are the pics…

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2010

Dec

Christy Turlington’s Bad Plastic Surgery of the Day

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Christy Turlington looks like she was attacked by her plastic surgeon which I guess makes sense since she made a name for herself as a model you jerked off to and now she’s in her 40s, something I am sure is harder for models who have only been valued for their looks all their lives, to come to terms with, not that I care about the emotional struggles of a bitch with more money than she deserves for being hot, I only care about the emotional struggles of a bitch who is at rock bottom from either addiction, failure, low self esteem, cuz they actually put out…..I’m talking ex-strippers or ex hookers or the bitches I meet at the battered women group therapy sessions…this ex-model turmoil is boring and obnxious as fuck….but here she is getting work in her underwear cuz she’s still holdin’ on as hard as she can to never admit she’s done.

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2010

Dec

Kylie Minogue’s Legs and Crotch Performing of the Day

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Here are pictures of Kylie Minogue proving that if a bitch loses some of her sexual parts, like her tits to tit cancer, or her uterus to uterine cancer, or her anus to anal cancer, or her cervix to cervical cancer, she’s still got value, provided she doesn’t get all those cancers at once, cuz healthy or diseased titty or not, she’s still got a pussy and that’s good enough for me to get down to.

So here she is showing off her legs and what may be underwear while performing and I am posting them cuz I think she looks pretty hot, cancer survivor or not and I’m not just saying that cuz cancer survivor’s with money are porn to me, cuz you can move in on them while no one else wants them, before they relapse and die of the shit, leaving you with everything, my mind just doesn’t think like that.

Posted in:Kylie Minogue

2010

Dec

Taylor Momsen’s Slackin on Her Slutting of the Day

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For those of you wondering, Talyor Momsen’s sexy slutty act is all a fucking act. I mean I am sure you realized that she was pulling the cheapest stunts to get people to notice her and her music career…I saw The Runaways cuz I wanna marry Dakota’s Fanning lingerie wearing twat when she turns 16….and I know Taylor Momsen is a cheap copy of that….

The whole flashing her taped up tits, wearing lingerie on stage, being jacked up on make-up talking about masturbation being better than real cock, is all bullshit, because with these starlets comes managers with marketing plans and strategy and teams of people sorting out their shit….

So here are some pictures to remind you that Taylor Momsen is ugly and boring behind all the teenage sex bullshit….She’s just Lady Gaga’s little sister trying to make it by making the most noise she can. Slackin’ on the Slutting.

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2010

Dec

Mena Suvari is Fuckin’ Monster of the Day

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What the fuck is going on here? This is scaring the fuck out of me. I mean I’ve always joked around about this bitch’s alien forehead, but now I’m a fucking believer. It looks like she’s been gone the last few years reporting back to her home planet about the inner-workings of Earth, because their sun burnt out and they need to find a pod planet to takeover in order for their species to survive, explaining her lovely tan, but I was never into Sci-fi, I hate comic books, the whole thing depresses me and makes me uncomfortable, so you may have a better theory than me, I just know this is scary as fuck.

Posted in:Mena Suvari

2010

Dec

Edita Vilkeviciute Naked for Numero of the Day

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I did a post on this Edita Vilkeviciute Topless in a Magazine last week. I had never heard of her or her stupid last name before that and that’s unfortunate, because if I did, maybe she would be getting naked for me as my mail order bride, instead of for some big modeling agency she got signed to that is totally ruining the underground sex trade by recruiting the hot ones to America before the perverts who have been saving up their allowance the last decade can get at them, leaving the perverts with a shitty talent pool to choose from, while giving us girls willing to get naked cuz it’s better than their poverty and it doesn’t even seem sleazy cuz it’s for fashion, even though getting paid to get naked is getting paid to get naked, there’s no more respectable way to do it, it’s all pretty much the same, and I doubt this bitch really cares, she’s too busy counting moeny she never thought she’d have, making this some heartfelt immigrant in America success story that works for me, thanks to the nipples. Next time, let’s hope for more vagina lip.

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute

2010

Dec

Ashley Tisdale’s Assface Suckin’ Straws of the Day

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I do this Ashley Tisdale ugly watch because I hate her features. They are all asymmetrical and inbred looking. From a weak chin, to some adistorted Picasso lookin bullshit, so I hate that she gets the kind of support and attention she does.

But, nothing makes an assface more disgusting than seeing it suck on straws, or from my experience, suck on anything, because I’ve got some good and bad blowjobs from some very weird looking girls, and for some reason they just get weirder looking when trying to get sexy with a dick in their mouths, but at least when my dick is in their mouth I can close my eyes and pretend their weirdness isn’t going down….when Ashley Tisdale does it with a straw, I can’t ignore it…

Not that you care, she’s useless and so is this post. It happens…

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2010

Dec

Chantal le Fevre is Hot in L’Officiel Singapore of the DAy

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This bitch is my kind of model. She’s young, she’s tight bodied and she’s doing the Asian modeling scene hoping to get some traction to make it in the US market. She’s from Amsterdam and I’m a fucking fan. Seeing her in these pictures that look like those pedo Calvin Klein from the 90s ads, all black and white and in her underwear that hug her twat and shit….not literally and I’m spent. Seriously, this is what I look for in a bitch, all round awesome, and this is my way of helping her get where she’s gotta be, even though my site has little to no power and I don’t make stars, I just make the occassional lesbian cry.

Keep your eyes out for Chantal Le Fevre cuz when you look like this, this is just the beginning…I have a sixth sense about this bullshit.

Posted in:Chantal le Fevre

2010

Dec

stepNEWS of the Day

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Sorry, was having some site issues so I decided to drink a bottle of brandy my friend left behind from our ghetto egg nog party we had this weekend. I was curious how much spiked eggnog it would take to die. Apparently, 4 cartons aren’t quite enough, but my friend was puking like it was….I’m ready to start this day, even though it’s almost 5 pm. We’re working on Pacific Standard time today….

Here’s the stepNEWS….

Indiana shopkeeper defends sale or racist soap

I don’t see anything wrong with that, some of my best friends are black and they love being called colored and darkies, they get it’s just part of American history. Talk about trying to milk a story and sensationalize something totally out of context. Everyone knows we choose our soap based on historical relevance….at least I do…but then again, I’m highly intelligent and like to keep everything intellectual….especially my racism.

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