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Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day

Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day

Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2010

Dec

Katie Holmes Brings Some Legs at the Gold Globe Award Nominations

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I hate all award shows with a passion. The reason is not because they don’t invite me to attend or that they don’t even give me press access. It’s just that I don’t care to see an industry reward itself in some big scale event that people watch cuz they think it actually matters. It’s all bullshit and I don’t know who was nominated, I do know they know they probably already know the winner, because that’s just how these things worked as everything is paid of and staged….cuz the judges are all insiders….and I just don’t like partcipating in that kind of propaganda bullshit…so if you’re interested in knowing who is nominated because you drink the kool aid and are into this kind of thing you’ll have to use google…I’ll just look at the legs that were at the nomination presentation event…because they belong to Katie Holmes and I think it’s always worth celebrating when a bitch who’s tits I loved in some movie she was topless in is let out of her cage…

Bonus – Some Gia Mangina Mantegna bitch was also there and luckily she brought her legs too. I have no idea who she is, but you can look it up while checking the nominations, you popculture brainwashed homo.

Posted in:Gia Mantenga|Katie Holmes

2010

Dec

Katy Perry Still Fucking Sucks of the Day

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I have no idea why I feel compelled to do posts on Katy Perry. I hate everything about her, including how she spells her fucking name, not because I hate the name Katy, some of my best friend’s are named Katy, it’s just when she does it, I’m convinced it is some bullshit, bottom feeding strategy that she’s using to get more attention to herself. From songs about kissing girls when she is a girl to lure in the young girls and turn the world into lesbians, to her fake marriage to her lying fake husband and everything in between, like the fact that she has no talent, that her body is average at best, sloppy and useless, and that her tits have the ability to win over the public in another bottom feeding way, and for some reason here I am posting the shit. The whole thing depresses me as much as when I catch myself singing it in the shower, good thing I don’t shower very often, otherwise I may have to jump the fuck off a bridge to stop the pain.

Here she is not showing off her tits cuz she feels secure in her accomplishments and is getting cocky about what we really care about when it comes to her….cunt.

Posted in:Katy Perry

2010

Dec

January Jones Topless for Versace of the Day

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If you are able to jerk off to these pictures of a seemingly naked January Jones for Versace, you have serious creepy pervert skill. You are the kind of creepy pervert who ends up in jail because of his ability to climax to women engaging in even the most innocent thing, from pumping gas, to shoveling snow, to doing their laundry in public, to stealing their underwear while they are doing their laundry in public, to sipping on drinks, or licking their lips while eating juicy burgers…and by you, I mean me.

Sure I’m would never be able to cum to this today, you know now that I am desensitized, pretty much impotent and unhealthy as fuck, thanks to an inflammed prostate, alocholism and obesity, but if this was 20 years ago, these pictures of January Jones woulda made her my slut for 8-10 minutes…and I guess this is a tribute to that while milking the success of Mad Men for traffic like I was Versace….if you know what I mean…and if you don’t, let me spell it out to you….I don’t give a fuck about January Jones or Mad Men and I am only posting this picture in hopes that Mad Men fans come storming into the site making me a billion dollars…not that that will happen, but it’s just what I do.

So here is her back for you back fetishists…

Posted in:January Jones

2010

Dec

Leighton Meester in Lingerie for Allure of the Day

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It’s about fucking time that this Leighton Meester bitch steps up her game and stomps the yard due to jealousy of her costar Blake Lively, who has been getting all the attention. I mean Leighton didn’t suck all that dick, do all those foot fetish movies, or release a fucking sex tape like her ciminal mother taught her at a young age to do to get ahead, to be second rate to spoiled little Blake Lively….Sure she’s given Lively her moment to shine, but I can only assume Meester is pissed off and ready to bring what she knows best, which is getting naked for money and fame, because Blake Lively just doesn’t have that same drive or whore morals and values, cuz Blake Lively didn’t have the same struggles. It’s like seeing her bring the ghetto streets she was from to a fashion magazine so everyone knows who the made man is, and by made man I mean the bitch you should probably use a condom with, If you know what I mean and if you don’t, I’m saying she’s a whore.

Posted in:Leighton Meester

2010

Dec

Jennifer Love Hewitt Bikini Outtakes of the Day

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With being dumped by your fiance cuz you are fat, to being dumped by Jamie Kennedy cuz your show got cancelled and he doesn’t have to front anymore to keep the only job people were willing to give him, to having the whole world point at laugh at your fatness, Jennifer Love Hewitt has finally realized the importance of hiring a good photo retoucher as well as putting down that tub of ice cream, working out cuz she has nothing else to do, and the idea of dying alone cuz you look like the bitch I just saw buying chocolate bars at WalMart, who I know only has her cats, and you’ve got too much pride, cuz in your mind you’re still Jennifer Love Hewitt, the teen dream, to end up with guys like me who fuck fat chicks cuz they are the only chicks willing to fuck us.

I’ve probably said some real horrible things about this pig, but she’s lookin’ good. See, I can give credit where credit is deserved and starving yourself into something fit is always worth celebrating…I mean if these pictures were actually of her and not actually retouched to fucking shit making her look hotter and tighter than she actually is…..I don’t believe this is her body for a fucking second.

That said, here are the pics.

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2010

Dec

Some WWE Wrestler Named Dave Batista’s Daughter Athena’s Sex Tape of the Day

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Who the fuck cares. She’s some Snooki looking bitch who looks like every other white trash pussy trying to get a head in some shitty lookin’ sex tape. If I wanted to see a fat chick fuck, I’d just mount my wife like the dog that she is, or even hit up any bar and have my pickings, cuz fat chicks are fucking easy, whether their dad’s are wrestlers or not. Who gives a fuck. I think fucking myself with a sharp object would be more interesting, because at least then I’d feel something other than boredom…you know pain, bleeding, anger, humilation…anything but what I am feeling now.

This is so low level bottom feeding, I mean some random wrestler I’ve never hear of’s daughter’s sex tape, that I can only assume it actually is his daughter, and I guess it is in effort to pay the family mortgage, you know since the world has realized that wrestling is fucking homosexual…so homosexual that maybe she should ask her dad how to show her some moves to be a little more exciting on camera with her leg locks and shit…

Posted in:Athena Batista

2010

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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My site got hacked earlier today, so I took a break to drink. It seems to happen a lot and I can only assume I deserved it. I probably offended some virgin loser, or lesbian, or low level celebrity enough to do some damage, but the good news is, if the site got deleted, it’s be a blessing, cuz it’d give me the time to pursue my true passion…getting girls from FACEBOOK NAKED

Here are my stepLINKS….

Chelsea Handler is Fake Fucking 50 Cent Cuz Fucking To Get Ahead is All She Knows
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Christina Milian Showing Off Her Sweet Single Mom Cleavage
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Playboy Turns Playmates into Tron for the Virgin Losers….
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Nothing Like Stylish Accessories to Hog Tie a Bitch Up
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This is Our Future, Courtesy of the Maury Povich Show – VIDEO
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Salivia is the New Choice for Teens and We Can All Thank Miley Cyrus For That
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This is Our Future, Courtesy of the Maury Povich Show – VIDEO
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Because We All Need a Little Pick Me Up on Monday
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god Damn Christina Ricci is Looking Hot
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Liz Hurley is Cheating an Topless While Doing It
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Hot slut Puts on a Show For Her Boyfriend – VIDEO
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The Hottest Cheerleaders of the Coldest Cities in the NFL
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Because Toys Bring Us the Most Fun
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace Panty Lip Slip Upskirt
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Nicolas Cage is MAD
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Brooke Hogan in a Thong Bikini Isn’t Quite as Scary as it Usually Is
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This Show Girls/Black Swan Mash Up is Amazing
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Ioana Raicu is the Hotness
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This Young Co-Ed is a Great Reason is Go Back to College
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Head Kick = KO – VIDEO
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Amateur Sluts Get Their Tits Out All Over the Place
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Guess Who is Fat as Fuck Again?
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Maliah Michelle is One of Santa’s Little Helpers
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What’s Wrong With This Picture?
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Cute Slutty teen Doing Nasty Shit in the Kitchen
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Brynn Tyler and Leah Parker Bring Their Pussies Out to Play
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How Awesome Would It Be If That angelina Slut Starred in the Jersey Shore Spoof Film
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Awhhhh Lindsay Lohans Feelers is Hurt!
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Cassidy is Spread and Shaved
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Katie For FHM’s December Girlfriend 2010
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Olivia Wilde is Looking Hot at the “TRON: Legacy” World Premiere
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Hot Teen With HUGE Implants Shows them Off
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sexy Candid Camera in the Gym – VIDEO
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Viva Mexico! Actress Julieta Grajales on the Cover of Spanish Maxim
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Singer Smacks Some Chick on Stage
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Photoshop Tutorial Rap – VIDEO
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Marisa Miller Looks Hot Modeling For Marc Jacobs
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Katy Perry is Half Naked, Just Because
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Christina Aguilera, Almost An Upskirt
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Kim Kardashian Almost An Upskirt
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Kim Kardashian’s New Boyfriend Also Spells His Name With A “K” How Cute.
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Couple Has Sex Romp On Subway
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

Dec

Kesha’s Leaked Dirty Pics of the Day

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These pictures were so jacked up on tags, I decided to join the tag party like some low level graff crew on the interent.

Kesha is disgusting, useless. ugly, vile, a waste of space, a stain on society, etc. She could be getting raped by a mule and I’d only watch to make sure it’s big dick ripped her half so I wouldn’t have to see her bullshit again. Seriously. She could be masturbating in the shower and I’d only watch hoping the toaster her mom left plugged in next to the bathtub fell in. She could be getting fucked unprotected and I’d only watch hoping it was with someone who had previously fucked a tranny in Brazil with a weird strain of AIDS that turns into ebola after contact so that bitch ends up shitting out her eyeballs and I know for sure that she won’t be back to ruin popculture….

So these leaked pics are boring at best, obvious and expected because bottom feeding like this is what you do when you’re a bottom feeder…

Speaking of bottom feeding here’s some dude feeding off her bottom…sucks to be him…sucks to be that horny…sucks he didn’t have better options..sucks he’s using this to promote some bullshit site…sucks the world knows you have smelled this girl’s twat…sucks that I’m lookin at this. Seriously sucks that I am looking at this…

More importantly, who has a TV like this? What ghetto plywood model room is this? Are you sure this isn’t

Not to mention, we all have sex, so who fucking cares. IS this an accomplishment? Really? Come on, I’ve been cumming on tits and eating pussy since 1985. People need to get laid to stop caring.

Posted in:Ke$ha|Kesha

2010

Dec

Katy Perry Does Maxim of the Day

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[PICS REMOVED CUZ MAXIM ARE BITCHES WHO WHINE AND THREATEN LEGAL ACTION CUZ THESE KATY PERRY PICS ARE ALL THEY HAVE GOING FOR THEIR SINKING SHIP AND LET’S FACE IT – THEY WEREN’T THAT GREAT, I MEAN THEY WERE ONLY GOOD CUZ THEY WERE LOW RES PICS OF KATY PERRY, NO ONE NEEDS TO SEE HER IN HIGH DEF]

This is unfortunate. Sure she looks alright when photoshopped to shit with emphasis on her tits and not her sloppy muff gunt, her cankles, her bad burn victim acne scared skin, but I’d rather jerk off to memories of some no name busty sluts in the local bar than this, not that anyone jerks off to Maxim, I mean you aren’t 14 anymore and it’s not 1994, we got access to substantially better material with this whole internet thing, and don’t have our moms to worry about catching us with dirty mags, so we don’t have to mask or hide it as a lifestyle magazine….

It is unfortunate because Katy Perry is annoying and seeing her in this means she’s still got more of a run in her, when really I just want her to disappear.

I know Maxim isn’t really relevant anymore at all, so I shouldn’t get worried, and I’m not really, I just know any publicity no matter how much she’s paid for it or not, is bad for my goal of her vanishing….and she can take this Maxim bullshit with her…

[I REPEAT PICS REMOVED CUZ MAXIM ARE BITCHES WHO WHINE AND THREATEN LEGAL ACTION CUZ THESE KATY PERRY PICS ARE ALL THEY HAVE GOING FOR THEIR SINKING SHIP AND LET’S FACE IT – THEY WEREN’T THAT GREAT, I MEAN THEY WERE ONLY GOOD CUZ THEY WERE LOW RES PICS OF KATY PERRY, NO ONE NEEDS TO SEE HER IN HIGH DEF]

YOU CAN SEE ALL THE SHITTY PICS BY A SHITTY MAGAZINE NO ONE CARES ABOUT CUZ IT SUCKS BY….
CLICKING THIS LINK

Posted in:Katy Perry

2010

Dec

Cher and Christina Aguilera Keeping It Classy of the Day

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This looks like some fucked up McDonald’s character they are introducing to 65 year old men who used to jerk off to Cher in the 70s. You know some throwback “where are they now” jerkoff material to increase sales in double big macs because it is the sandwich that most resembles her pussy, or maybe it is just Cher doing what she can to get noticed in what may be her final tour as a joke of a person who can dress in lingerie despite being old enough to be a grandmother provided her kid didn’t trade her pussy in for a dick….In a lot of ways this is disgusting, sad, comical and erotic all at the same time….and I guess it’s nice to see Christina Aguilera’s whore behavior following her den mother’s lead….and I guess all these stunts are to promote their shitty movie…and I guess it’s working since I know they are in a shitty movie….here are the pics…

Posted in:Cher|Christina Aguilera