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2010

30

Dec

Brittney Jones Sex Tape Preview of the Day

I don’t really know who this bottom feeder is, but I do know that you will probably like watching her fuck, cuz watching girls fuck, no matter who they are, or how hot they are, or how big their pussy lips are, is always a good time.

The rumor is that Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore with this girl, but there’s no actual proof,because last time I checked Ashton Kutcher was a fucking faggot who old dates a woman old enough to be his mom cuz her dried up old lady pussy feels and smells like a male prostitutes HIV anus….and no matter how much plastic surgery she gets, or training she does, she’ll always be the pussy that created her troll daughter, and a fresh coat of paint won’t change scientific proof…

What it comes down to is that Brittney Jones did what any girl addicted to the attention she got when the Ashton story hit, she’s alright looking, I mean considering she’s not in her 50s, and she’s lucky Demi didn’t try to suck the youth out of her, cuz that is apparently something she does.

I hate the Kutchers and the Kutchers hate me…. at least according to Twitter ….when I was one of 8 people he was blocking….

Ashton Kutcher did everything in his power to get his name taken off any promotion of the DVD, cuz apparently they were saying “this is what Ashton may have experienced” and good or not, I am sure it’s better than what that cunt Demi has to offer…which isn’t say much…but is saying something about her inadequacies…

ENJOY!!


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2010

30

Dec

Salma Hayek in a Bikini for Old Times of the Day

Salma Hayek is a fucking tank.

I guess that’s no real surprise cuz like all girls who had big tits in thier 20s, when they turn 30 the rest of them slowly follows their titty’s lead and by 40 turns into real thick…not the mention this bitch is a Mexican, and I have never met a slim Mexcian mother before….

So the fact that this Mexican isn’t being carted around on a medical scooter with diabetes is a testament to how hard she is fighting her Mexican genetics…..something that probably isn’t worth celebrating in her bikini, but since I like all pussy in bikinis, it’s good enough for me, even if it’s sending a bad message to young girls everywhere that ou can be proud of your mom body any shape it is and parade it around like it’s not a disgusting fucking mess…

Posted in:Salma Hayek

2010

30

Dec

Emily Blunt for Vogue of the Day

Who the fuck is Emily Blunt and why aren’t I smoking her….I am not really sure why I am posting these pictures of her in Vogue, it’s not like she’s showing nipple, or half nipple, or quarter nipple or is anything that hot or special. If anything she’s fucking boring.

I have posted pictures of her Ass in Leggings a while ago, but that was as uneventful as these pictures leading to me forgetting whot he fuck this twat is.

She’s British. She dated Michael Bubles. She is married and those facts combines with these pictures just put the stamp of approval that she pretty much sucks…

Lucky for you, I am posting it anyway….

Posted in:Emily Blunt

2010

30

Dec

Erin Wasson’s Nipple in Elle Spain of the Day

Erin Wasson is one of those cool models who surfs, probably smokes weed, gets drunk and farts in front of her boyfriend and giggles like a school girl, cuz she is just so laid back, and down to earth, and living off her stupid money so that she has a life of retired person and he doesn’t care cuz he’s fucking some model pussy, farting or annoying or not, everyday is fucking Christmas….literally….

She walked the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show in 2007. She was probably naked in the 2011 Pirelli Calendar and here she is showing half a nipple for Elle Spain cuz that’s just how Europeans do it….

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Erin Wasson’s Nipple in Elle Spain of the Day

Erin Wasson is one of those cool models who surfs, probably smokes weed, gets drunk and farts in front of her boyfriend and giggles like a school girl, cuz he doesn’t care, he’s fucking some model pussy, farting or not, everyday is Christmas, no matter how disgusting she may be cuz she’s so laid back and cool…..

She walked the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show in 2007. She was probably naked in the 2011 Pirelli Calendar and here she is showing half a nipple for Elle Spain cuz that’s just how Europeans do it….

Posted in:Erin Wasson

2010

29

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Fuck the Holidays, then cum on her fucking face and tits, seriously, this year has been the single most I’ve drank, eaten, passed out on park benches with my pants around my ankles after trying to convince a random girl who was humoring me it’d be a good idea to jerk me off before falling the fuck asleep…

I don’t need Mexico, Florida or luxury ski vacations…..I just need hard drinking and desperate, lonely bitches who have most of their tits/vaginas/anus intact..

It’s not over yet and I’m hoping to come out alive, with a mild STD to remind me this Chritmas miracle happened….

I can just never give up…

Some New Stephanie Seymour Old Big Lady in a Bikini Pics…
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Diary of a Crackhead
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Get an Awesome Shirt for 25 Bucks Including Shipping
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Because These Are the Type of Chicks That Will Get You Off
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Vanessa Hudgens Has a Pretty Sweet Ass
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Kelly Brooke is Getting Married So Let’s Look At Her Naked Body While We Still Have the Chance
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She May Get Her Fist Stuck Up There – VIDEO
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The 20 Funniest Track and Field Fails Recently
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Katherine Moennig is Topless
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Bethenny Frankel Showing Off Her Awesome Rack
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Caprice Bourret May Be Old, But I’d Still Bang Her
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SURPRISE! Guess Who got Divorced Already
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Some Rihanna Just Because
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Throwback Snooki Showing her Ass Shots
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Olivia Wilde Bikini Hotness
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Well Hello Vanessa
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How Great is This Slut’s Rack?
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Hey There Trombone Tits – VIDEO
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Kelsey Grammer is Fucking Delusional
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Bad Santas – A Gallery
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Paris The Vixen is Out of Hand
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When Ass Implants Go Wrong – VIDEO
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Cute Little Teen Babe Webcams it up When Her Parents Leave
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Isabella and Carmella Have Backyard Pussy Fun – VIDEO
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Teairra Mari Tweets Topless Pic
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A Nice Collection off 2010ès Hottest Actresses
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Sindee Gets Pounded By the Fucking Machine
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Killian Martin is a Better Skateboarder Than You or I Will Ever Be – VIDEO
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Man I Love a Japanese Cutey
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Katy Perry Bikini Throwback
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Football Kitten is the LOL CAT of the Day – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Mmmmmmm Eva Mendes
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Alley and Kyla Get It On – VIDEO
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Holly Madison is One Sad Gold Digger
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Christina Hendrick’s Insane Tits Wanna Play Wonder Woman
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Striptease of the Day
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Etty Farrell Looks Good Topless
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Vanessa Hudgens Has A Fuckable Ass And Here It Is
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I Jerked Off To These Snooki Upskirt Pics
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I Want To Grab Stephanie Seymor’s Tits Too
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Stupid Celebrity Tattoos
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

29

Dec

Kim Kardashian is Fatness of the Day

The nice thing about Kim Kardashian is that she’s always rockin’ her Holiday weight. She doesn’t need an excuse for being fat, she’s always big, sloppy and fat, but sometimes she’s smart enough to SPANX that shit into a curvy people can get excited about, but I guess now that she’s made it, she can afford to be a lazy ball of buttery shit, especially with all the sleepless nights she’s been having working hard on her one true passion…..music….Seriously, I just read that she was on her way to the music studio, that she’s doing a collab with Kanye West, and that her new scam money making hustle is music and I have a feeling it is gonna work…..because that’s just how much America scrutinizes over quality product….in their shitty processed food and in their shitty entertainment….

Fingers are crossed that it’ll be over the second this fat lady sings….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2010

29

Dec

Vanessa Hudgens Hides Her Mustache Wax of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is leaving her waxer and I assume she’s covering her face because she had her lip waxed and shit is swollen red and irriated. It’s not her fault she’s a hairy little monkey, at least based on her nudes and if she really wanted to divert our attention, she would have just walked around crotchless, showing the world her other set of lips, swollen, irritated and waxed for her New Year’s weekend, cuz last time I checked girls don’t get one lip waxed without the other, and I know waxing as I tried to be a waxing apprentice the last 9 years, cuz seeing pussy off all ages seemed like a line of work I could be passionate but life’s just not that good for us…so here she is being awkward and obvious.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2010

29

Dec

Valentina Zelyaeva’s Nipple for Elle Russia of the Day

Here is some Russian model I’ve never heard of, I’m not a fashionista and don’t keep track about this shit, I am more about the nudity in fashion than fashion itself.

She has apparently been around for a while…She is apparently really happy about the fall of communism….but most importantly she’s apparently showing nipple, something that keeps me reading Vogue like it is my religion…cuz I don’t have a religion…but I like tits…..

I don’t know what I’m saying, I’m still in drunken Holiday mode, what the fuck are you doing on the internet right now loser…

Posted in:Valentina Zelyaeva

2010

29

Dec

Elisabetta Canalis in her Bikini of the Day

All I know is that these pictures are better than the midget with retard scars on her knees who was staring in the porno I thought was a great idea to watch despite everyone on the cover looking like they were found on the street or in a homeless shelter. I am talking toothless, unshowered and disgusting……all fucking each other….

So whether this whore is actually a whore trying to advance her career by dating George Clooney, or whether she is actually into him and it just conveniently helps her get her name out in America, cuz Italian acting pay isn’t quite as good or not…she’s got a rockin’ body in her bikini and if I was George Clooney or at least in his position, I’d let all the hot pusys around use me while I use them, it’s a fair trade off.

Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis

2010

29

Dec

More Pics of Bar Refaeli in her Bikini of the Day

I am pretty down with this Bar Refaeli chick….and I figured posting pictures of her thickness in a bikini is always worth doing….even if it is a few days too late…or if the world has already seen them…because as far as I’m concerned, they never get old or tired…even if she does.

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