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2010

29

Dec

Karissa and Kristina Shannon Pole Dance in Somewhere of the Day

I feel like I may be the official Karissa Shannon Fan Club website….

I post about this bitch always and I don’t even find her interesting….Sure her sex tape that featured her getting rocked hard by a black actor turned drug dealer was alright…but I’m sure it was nothing like how her dad used to stick it to her and her twin sister when they were growing up and learning how to strip at a young age to pay for daddy’s beer….you know how it is in white trash homes.

Here was her exclusive sex tape clip Vivid sent me years ago…..

If anything I barely find her hot…She is just typical, obvious and boring…it just worked cuz she was willing to get naked and had a twin sister who was also willing to get naked….and the whole attempt to get famous like she was Kim Kardashian with a black man sex tape was an alright hustle, if maybe she wasn’t already a stripping, Playboy, getting naked for money attention seeker prior to her officially fucking on camera…

Here she is in some Sofia Coppolla movie called Somewhere that I should be getting paid to promote, but I am not….making some mainstream crossover with her sister…thanks to Heff….which must be exciting for her considering her future is going to filled with throat fucking bootleg midget porn…cuz that’s just what happes at rock bottom…I wonder how much character research she had to do for this one….I mean since she was just playing her stripping whore self…and when it comes to stripping, I never complaining..


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Posted in:Karissa Shannon|Shannon Twins

2010

29

Dec

Autumn Reeser Sex Scene in Some Movie of the Day

I remember the name Autumn Reeser from The O.C cuz I used to watch the OC with a bunch of older perverts who would go to college bars after each episode to talk up young drunk bitches about something they were interested i thinking it would up our chances in getting them nice and date raped.

I remember everyone going nuts over this bitch, but I don’t really remember this bitch, so I looked her up and it turns out she got married back in May, announced that she is pregnant December 1st, and that pretty much means she’s over before she’s really even started,

Luckily for you, you can see her almost erotic in a pre baby sex scene, showing the world how she got pregnant, without the actual sex, in some movie called Smokin’ Aces 2: Assassins’ Ball and this scene’s pretty hot…unfortunately she won’t be in 7-8 months…that’s the life of a chick….

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2010

29

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I had great jokes, great commentary, great ideas, great everything, but then I drank 3 bottles of wine, 1 glass of vodka, and watched some really obscure, and terrifying midget porn, and I’ve kinda lost my vision. It is one of those can’t unsee things you’d like to situations, but I figure, I might as well post my stepLINKS, cuz traumatized or not, it’s the right thing to do.

On a sidenote, I can’t believe people read this site.

Here are mmy stepLINKS

I must be on GHB cuz I’ve lost my mind, it’s turned into Bananas….Bananas.

Now send me nudes…

Best of 2010: Heidi’s Boobs Fell Out
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And Today in Lindsay Lohan Drama…
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Britney Spears Caught Picking Her Nose
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Camille Grammer 50 Million Dollar Tits
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Demi Lovato Now A Bangable Goth
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Another Leaked MILEY Closet Pic
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Karissa Shannon Has A Fuckable Ass And Here It Is
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Sophie Anderton. Sure Her Tits Are Small But She Looks Hot In A Bikini
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Because You’re Probably On Holiday and Deserve to Get Your Rocks Off
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Clara Morgane’s Sexy 2011 Calender
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Kelly Osbourne is Doing Well and By Doing Well I Mean Having a Public Nervous Breakdown
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Drunk Chick Flashes Her Tits and Pussy at the Club – VIDEO
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Blondes Do It Better: 50 Hottest Blondes in Sports
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Welcome to Thong Heaven! – GALLERY
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A One Man Group of Village People Is Even More Awesome Than It Sounds – VIDEO
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Because I Know There’s a Few More Toys You Need to Get After Christmas
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Stephanie Seymour See Through Hotness
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Natalie Portman Has a Baby Growing Inside Her Or Something
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Victoria Silvstedt is Very Friendly
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Jessica Burciaga Will Make Your Morning Right
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NO TOUCHING THE WHORES – VIDEO
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The Giant Collapsing Cauliflower Sheep. Say That 3 Times Fast – VIDEO
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A Very Christmas Random Gallery
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Nicki Minaj is Half Naked
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Some Keri Hilson Hotness
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Really Cute Teen Strips Naked in her Bathroom While Her Friend Records
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Say Hello to Renata…
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Party With Rihanna For Some Nips And Tit Flashing
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Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Hotness in Cabo
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Cassandra Cruz Strips Down
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Rosario Dawson Gallery Hotness
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Girls Like This Make Me Think I Should Move to Sweden
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Naked VS Angels in French PHOTO Mag
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And Another Random Pic Dump
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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TEXT
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CoCo’s Butt Does The Fred Astaire
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Striptease of the Day
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Mia, Adriana or Dominika?
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Get Intimate With Jenya
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8 reasons you wouldn’t really want to date a porn star
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I Woudln’t Want to Smell Like Jennifer Aniston Either
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Hey There Jasmine – GALLERY
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Follow Me on FACEBOOK and TWITTER

The holidays get me drunk….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

28

Dec

Stephanie Seymour Big in a Bikini of the Day

There’s nothing like a big old model in a bikini that her pussy seems to like the flavor of….spilling out from all angles, I’m talking from mom ass to big ol’ tits….especially when she’s recently divorced….It’s pornography on all levels…

So here’s Stephanie Seymour living out my obscure fetish of the day…Thanks.

Posted in:Stephanie Seymour

2010

28

Dec

Jessica Alba in Some Erotic Photoshoot of the Day

I don’t know what these pictures of Jessica Alba are from. I am assuming they are pre-baby, because if they were post baby, her labia would be hanging down to her knee, but maybe that’s just my misconception on the vagina’s ability to go back to its original form after child birth, because let’s face it, I’m not a gyno, and I don’t ask the whore’s I sleep with how many times they’ve had kids, that’s a little too personal for my needs as I climax on their faces, not that that’s even an option anymore with the whole impotency thing, but looking at these Alba pics, I wish it was cuz she’s looking good. Maybe that’s the hangover talking, maybe I’m just into anything in that stance, let’s just hope she keeps it up.

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2010

28

Dec

Victoria Silvstedt’s Useless Fake Tits on the Beach of the Day

Victoria Silvestedt is an attention seeking cunt. She was a Playboy model 15 years ago and feels entitled. She’s dating a married midget billionaire from Greece and has the nerve to try to sue me cuz I posted pics of her getting eaten out by him, like she wasn’t already getting paid to do it, like it was a private event, even though he paid her extra to do it on the fucking dock in front of the paparazzi.

It just amazes me that despite all her bottom feeding and getting naked for money, she still hasn’t dropped a sex tape, I guess we’ve got 2011 for that to happen, but I assume the billionaire would have to drop her as his mistress, cuz as long as she’s on his payroll, I guess she doesn’t really need us.

Bitch.

Here are her fake tits.

Posted in:Victoria Silvstedt

2010

28

Dec

Clara Morgane’s 2011 Calendrier of the Day

Her name is Clara Morgane, based on this video, she’s some nude model from France who has a decent fan base, or at least enough of one to make a Calendar, for what I can only assume are people in their late 60s who don’t have a cell phone, laptop, desktop, car with a digital clock, or any of the other things our world has to offer that makes Calendar’s totally obsolete.

I’ve never heard of her, but I do know that french girls are nice a hairy in the right places, at least they are rumored to be, but feel that stereotype went out the window with the bikini wax, but I do know that french girls that despite being cheesy as hell, have anal on the first date, they are sexually laid back like that….making this twat even better than it already is.

Posted in:Clara Morgane

2010

28

Dec

Lucy Pinder Topless of the Day

Here’s some busty trash from the UK tanning topless depsite the general allergy to the sun I thought everyone from UK has…but then again maybe I’m not well educated on British people since I’ve never been there and assume they all have pasty white skin and brown mangled teeth…they all work as chimney sweepers and live in caravans…I saw Mary Poppins, I know how it is.

Her name is Lucy Pinder, she’s a busty Glamor Model celebrated for having big natural tits that she doesn’t mind showing off cuz everyone’s already seen them, and I don’t mind posting them, cuz I like tits.

Posted in:Lucy Pinder

2010

28

Dec

Angelina Jolie’s Bullshit Inspires of the Day

The new year is coming faster than you did the first time you had sex. Nothing like an inspiring Angelina Jolie and family in Nambia picture to put you in the mood to make a difference in 2011….you know to put all of yourself into a cause and by all of yourself…I mean absolutely none of yourself….cuz if this bitch was really selfless and about making a difference, she probably wouldn’t have 14 million dollar houses around the fucking world….she is bullshit and I hope one of her Aids babies gives her Aids to rid the world of the real cancer that is her constant fucking bullshit….Inspiring….

Posted in:Angelina Jolie

2010

28

Dec

Rihanna in a Bikini in Barbados of the DAy

I always love seeing pictures of Rihanna back home in Barbados because I know everyone in Barbados hates her.

She’s living the life of luxury, making the people she went to church or school back when she was living in a shanty with her garbage man father, wait on her hand and foot, cuz that’s what she’s come to know….

She pretends they don’t know she was a teenage prostitute in the Karaoke bars on the island, sucking the right cock, or maybe she knows they all know and that’s why she walks around the beach like the prized pig at the county fair, to overcompensate for being full of shit, insecure, and a joke of a person…who deserved to get beat down by Chris Brown…but at least she’s getting paid for being barely talented….

I also love seeing her in pictures back home in Barbados because she’s wearing a bikini.

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