2010
03
Dec
This Eniko bitch is clearly the fucking future….She isn’t necessarily the hottest out there…she kinda reminds me of some Norweigian runaway turned Canadian prostitute who looked like a husky…but she gets topless for photoshoots and she’s been doing photoshoots on the fucking daily…or at least to the point where I recognize her name cuz I’ve heard it enough…and there’s gotta be longevity in that…
Here are her tits for Antidote magazine…..
Posted in:Eniko Mihalik
2010
03
Dec
I know, I know, 10 years too late…but these legs go on for days and I couldn’t help but throw these pics up for old times….cuz this tall, thin, once luxurious and tight, now weathered and used pussy still has some kind of appeal..mainly that soon she will lonely and desperate enough to release videos of her getting fucked…trying to hold onto her fame she once had…but I doubt that’ll ever happen…so this may be as good as it fucking gets….tragic.
Posted in:Cameron Diaz
2010
03
Dec
People may think this site isn’t very educational, but I think we can all learn a great lesson from these Jeff Goldblum and his fiance pics, and that lesson is that young pussy is good pussy, and there’s no real point in settling down with pussy your age, when there are so many girls out there looking for a dad they never had…It allows the man to stay in control, not deal with middle age bullshit all while cumming on tight young body…and since all marriages end in divorce, you might as well give 50 percent of your acting fortune to pussy that gets you off, versus damaged fucking goods, so take that bit of knowledge with you into the weekend. It’s all you really need to know to live a good life.
Posted in:Jeff Goldblum
2010
03
Dec
I’ve heard her name before but I never bothered figuring it out. I just assumed she was another pussy the network was packaging to make a lot of money with, because the roster of movies she’s been in are shitty at best, but that’s all changing, she’s gonna be on some Megan Fox kick….but I wasn’t really sure about who Olivia Wilde is.
So I did some Wikipedia research and found out this:
Her mother, Leslie Cockburn (née Redlich), is a 60 Minutes producer and journalist, and her London-born father, Andrew Cockburn, is an Irish journalist, as are her paternal uncles Alexander Cockburn and Patrick Cockburn, all of whom are contributors to the political website CounterPunch.org. Her sister, Chloe Cockburn, is a civil rights attorney in New York. Her half-aunt was the late writer Sarah Caudwell and her paternal grandfather was the novelist/journalist Claud Cockburn. Through her grandfather, she is also a distant relative of English novelist Evelyn Waugh
So I guess it turns out that Olivia Wilde is the attention seeking joke who disappoints her family because she is a failure in their eyes no matter what level of celebrity she has, cuz that’s not what they deem important or actual success….Those are the keepers.
Here she is getting naked from some magazine on her quest to be relevant.
Posted in:Olivia Wilde
2010
03
Dec
Here are some pictures of Fergie really working the camera at some fake award show that record labels created to get fake recognition so they can nod at their accomplishments amongst themselves.
It’s nice to see that after all these years, she’s still trying really fucking hard, and between you and me, I’m glad she is, cuz I was at an event once and she was there, I grabber her hand, her security grabbed me, but she took the time to give me a smile and thus an erection, so as rough around the edges as she looks, she’s nothing compared to other recovering meth addicts and I’d still love to cum on her hard face as much as I’d love to cum on her hard tits.
Posted in:Fergie
2010
03
Dec
It looks like the Kardashians have a new book a hired writer ghostwrote for them, and I am kinda upset I wasn’t asked to do it. Sure, I am not a professionally trained writer, and every chapter would be about Kim Kardashian’s overeating and laziness, the disappointment of her dead father, the hours it takes her to get dolled up and strapped the fuck into a dress to no look too obese, but to instead look curvy, but more importantly about how she likes to get pissed on like the toilet of a person she is, when she’s not having a good day and feeling like a princess who deserves the fucking world, or an attention whore with an ego who wants everyone to see her fuck…all while lookin’ like a tranny rendition of Cher, which I think would be more accurate. But I woulda made it worth reading….
Here she is filling out a dress, cuz it is all she knows….and because bitch is fucking everywhere…..
Posted in:Kim Kardashian
2010
03
Dec
Her name is Kyle Bisutti, I’ve never heard of her but apparently she’s a Victoria’s Secret angel, which would explain her tits, but more importantly why I pulled her pictures out of an album filled with other pussy at some bullshit event I wasn’t invited to…I am pretty sure that Kyle isn’t her real name and is just her stage name/ model name her agency gave her because the complexity of a model’s career is not just standing around lookin’ good in pictures a few times a month making stupid money, but actually deeper than that…but if if it her real name, she’s pretty lucky she didn’t turn out ugly…cuz there’s nothing harder on a girl than having a boys name and a facial hair, acne, weight, or pretty much any type of problem. That’s all I have to say about that. I hope it was insightful. I really feel as though it was.
Posted in:Kyle Bisutti
2010
03
Dec
Here is crazy Jessica White, some busty SI model who was recently arrested for throwing down with some bitch and pulling her hair, probably because they were fighting over the same pro Athlete, leading to many fantasies for many people, because recently, I discovered people jerk off to chick’s fighting and don’t find it really fucking frightening like I do…and who really cares about her personal life, when we can just stare at her tits in this see-through outfit while ignoring her gutter lookin’ crackwhore lookin’ mom of 8 kids with different daddies face….
Here is her 2009 SI Body Painted Video…for old times….
Posted in:Jessica White
2010
03
Dec
Monica is the coat tail riding, much hotter younger sister of Penelope Cruz and I always love the coat tail riding, much hotter younger sister of any more successful girl, but not as much as I love the much hotter older sister of any successful girl, because there’s just something that comes with that being left in the shadows, not understanding what is wrong with them, not realizing that they are in fact the better one to fuck, because they just feel inadequate and jealous in comparison and those kinds of girls really put out with a lot less attitude and maintenance as the successful ones everyone is trying to get a piece of…True story.
Posted in:Monica Cruz
2010
03
Dec
Here’s my way of keeping you pervert losers informed….because I know the only news you’re reading is the latest on throat fucking porn and maybe if we’re lucky the contest on the back of the cereal box your mom thinks you have a good chance winning cuz all the other entries are going to be from 5 year olds. If you know what I mean. Don’t be sad, I don’t think you are a retard, I just think you don’t try.
Here are the clips:
Cyberstalker Target Sorority Girls….It wasn’t Me I Swear….
FL Student Mistakenly Wanted for Murder
Cell phone explodes in Texas man’s ear
DE woman calls in bomb threat to get out of work, gets caught…Amazing…
Posted in:stepNEWS
