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2010

26

Nov

Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pictures of the Day

Here is Jennifer Aniston and her dried out, empty and lonely womb in a bikini lookin’ too good to not be getting cum thrown at her from every direction…clearly proving there is a deeper rooted problem with her that I call being a cunt with high standards who won’t take the cum that’s available to her…but the decision has allowed her to maintain this old lady body…that the idea of having kids to fufill you as person cuz that’s really your soul purpose as a woman…really goes out the window…keep up the not getting pregnant no matter how much you pretend to bitch…it’s good for your tits….and at this point, that’s really all you’ve got going for you.

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2010

26

Nov

Chelsea Handler Bikini Pictures of the Day

Chelsea Handler is fucking disgusting. I don’t know what made her think she can pull off this bikini, but I know it is miserable.

In case you didn’t know, I am not a fan of Chelsea Handler. I don’t like my women to be funny, cunty or acting like a gay dude, I like my women delicate and maternal…even though I married a fucking tank….

So even if Chelsea Handler was hot, I wouldn’t be able to see it, cuz I just see this bottom feeding, low level garbage, who has seen better days, like when she was firt coming up in the industry and did some casting couch hustle on video….and even those days weren’t all that much better…but at least she was willing to whore out to get out of her deadend waitress job….and who really cares…she has been wrecked…and she is a wreck…but people like him…I mean her…


Here she is in some funny sex scene that sucks
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Here are her tits from some Early in her Career Casting Couch Sex Tape
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2010

26

Nov

Jessica Simpson is a Thanksgiving Day Float of the Day

There comes a time in every fat chick’s life where she gets recognized and rewarded for her hard eating. I guess that day was yesterday for Jessica Simpson, where she wasn’t just asked to be in the prestigious thanksgiving parade by riding on a float, she was asked to be a fucking float. Now I don’t know if she was their emergency back-up cuz a tire blew out on the Butterball sponsored Float and she just happened to be at head office stocking up on supplies, you know right place right time….making her some hefty Thanksgiving hero…and I’d like to give thanks to her horrible diet on this beautiful hungover friday…

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2010

26

Nov

Michelle Bombshell Posing With Giant Dick of the Day

These pictures are totally appropriate for a usesless whore who isn’t all that useless cuz she basically is responsible for public humilation of Sandra Bullock, Something so many people before her have wanted to do cuz Sandra Bullock is just one of those celebs people find irritating and hate.

I have this thing where I can never hate a girl who poses in pictures with dicks. Sure she’s a trashy Nazi pig who I wouldn’t ever want to fuck…unless I had to cuz I hate this tattooed up pinup girl bullshit…and I couldn’t really care less if she got hit by a bus and was never spoken about again, but that’s not saying much cuz that’s how I feel about my wife even before I married her…so I’m pretty much full of fucking shit.

Posted in:Michelle Bombshell McGee

2010

26

Nov

Victoria Justice Getting Down with Some Furries of the Day

I don’t know what this is all about, but I can only assume it ended like this furries rape scene

I do think it’s just her at the Thanksgiving Day Parade…cuz Disney bitches are always involved in these strategic brainwashing kids events…

I just know this bitch is the new Miley to the perverts cuz Miley is 18 and no pervert wants a bitch when she’s over the fucking hill….I mean no pervert that would visit this site cuz I know plenty of perverts who will pretty much fuck anything….dead or alive….

I find these pictures boring as hell, but I posted them anyway.

Posted in:Victoria Justice

2010

26

Nov

Doutzen Kroes is the Pregnant Model of the Day

I was drinking Vodka til 7 am. I am a disaster. But not as much of a disaster as Doutzen Kroes pussy is going to be in a few months….

It’s always such a stupid decision when a model, especially a lingerie model jumps the soaking her uterus with semen….she should have thought it out….

I give thanks for the hangover….

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2010

26

Nov

Pixie Lott in Concert of the Day

I don’t know who Pixie Lott is but I know she’s rocking this mic like a little whore rocks a dick only without all the gagging sounds…but then again, I’ve never heard her sing but can assume it sounds like some kind of serious fucking shit….

This post fuckin’ stucks. Oh Well….

Posted in:Pixie Lott

2010

26

Nov

Shakira Filming a Music VIdeo of the Day

I am sure this video will be substantially better than these pictures of her shooting the video…because Shakira, despite being old, has this thing about her where she shakes her fucking ass hard enough to get millions of hits….but I’ll post these as a preview for your Shakira fans, even though I am not one, cuz I am hungover and totally uninterested in anything…

Posted in:Shakira

2010

26

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Yeah, I’m drunk. I blame Turkey even though I am Canadian and the closest thing I got to turkey was AIDS. Yeah. I party proper. You better recognize pigs.

Here are my stepLINKS…


Buy These Shirts Faggots
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Celebrity Sluts We Should All Be Thankful For
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LA Dealers, Keep Your Phones on Standby, It’s Gonna Be a Very Lohan Thanksgiving
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Because You Have the Day and I Know You Have Time to Kill
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We Should Also Be Thankful For Sluts Like Tila Tequila
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Kyra’s Tits Are Amazing
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Hottest NCAA Basketball Cheerleaders of the Top 25
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Because It Looks Like Christmas is Coming Early This Year
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Model Laura Sanchez is Changing Clothes
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I’m Surprised The Float Didn’t Break Under The Weight of Fat Ass
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Olivia Wilde See Through Hotness
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Get a Load of Flavia Lucini
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Seriously, Kanye West is Out of His Fucking Mind
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Now Here’s an Ass You’ll Wanna Be All Over
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HOTWHEELS HIGHWAY HOLY SHIT! – VIDEO
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Amy and Jamie and Cassia, Oh Man…
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Forget Little Kim’s New Single, What the FUCK Happened to This Chicks Face?
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This Bad Girls Club Slut is Taking Pretty Much All Of It Off
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Shaking Her Ass at the Gas Station
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Mickey Graham Spreads Em
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Caption This Assholes!
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Top 5 Paris Hilton Upskirts Ever
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Elisabetta Canalis is Fucking Hot
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Venus Likes It Deep With the Fucking Machine
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Some Commericial Beyonce Was In That Got Banned From Daytime TV or Some Shit
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It’s Been Awhile Since We’ve Seen Petra Nemcova
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Busty Teen on the Webcam – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Bar Refaeli Bikini Hotness For The 2011 Agua Bendita Catalogue
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FIGHTING FOR THE PIZZA!!!! – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Gwen Loves Being Naked in Public
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7 People That Will Ruin Your Thanksgiving Dinner
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Bask in All of Jade’s Gloriousness
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Where Did Shakira’s Ass Go
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

25

Nov

Danielle Cormack Tits from Rake of the Day

You may be wondering why I am posting a sex scene from some Australian TV show I have never seen and the answer is because I like to support and encourage nudity on television. It’s the only way the shit will ever compete with the internet and I’m hoping it makes the world less uptight about tits and pussy. You see we live in a world where advertisers prefer being next to images of dudes being murdered to titties being played with.

I am also posting it because I am convinced the only people who come to the site are fucking weird. You know the whole virgin, loser, videogame social awkwardness needed to care about celebrities, scifi, fantasy and role playing games…so you probably already know who this is and may have already died and gone to heaven because of her role on Xena Warrior Princess….the worst thing to hit TV that weirdos fell in love with…at attended fan clubs for….

She was also in a movie called “Topless Women Talk About Their Lives”…

But you don’t care. She’ll always be your Xena girlfriend…you still have all her action figures, posters, and other memorabilia, if anything you think this Danielle Cormack chick is your Xena girlfriend’s alter ego, cuz you can’t differentiate reality and fake….and who really cares. Watch her sex scene.

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