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2010

02

Nov

Tanya Ilieva Tits for Fashion of the Day

I don’t know who this bitch is but I do know that she’s doing something right in her effort to get noticed…and that is showing off tit and pretending it is for a fashion gig…so that it looks like she is a model ready to be molded by a photographer to represent his art…when really she ain’t nothin’ but a whore willing to get naked for money…but no one wants to admit they are that, so whoever figured out how to trick dumb slutty bitches into getting naked for “art” is a fuckin’ genius…cuz whenever I try to get girls naked for me for jerking off purposes they always say no, but when I tell them it is to inspire my art of semen abstract on my belly…I can tell they actually consider for a second…before realizing what I am getting at…

Eithr way, this is a pretty hot photoshoot for some fashion magazine…and I’m glad Tanya Ilieva pulled through, cuz without her tits, these pics would suck.

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2010

02

Nov

Eva Mendes in a Pink Dress of the Day

We’ve all seen Eva Mendes Naked in every single movie she’s every been in, that’s kinda her gig, cuz that’s how immigrant hispanic pussy get ahead in life, you know by getting naked and hoping someone will be willing enough to watch so they get paid….whether it is at the stripclub, at J.Lo’s Selena audition, or every job Eva Mendes gets…it’s just the slutty immigrant hispanic pussy way….

It almost seems pointless that she’d even bother wearing clothes to an event, since she’s one of those one-trick-ponies kind of people we’ve all seen naked and who is happy getting naked cuz she knows if it wasn’t in movies, it’d be in snuff films she gets stuck into doin’ with one of her obessesive clients at the stripclub who has a “if she can’t be with me, she can’t be with anyone” philosophy on life…..

I’m just glad this isn’t Ugly Betty….

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2010

01

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

My friend Jeptha Rose told me I need to take more pictures of my random stupid adventures that aren’t really adventures…so last night while drinking til 6 in the morning, this was the best picture I could get of the chick in lingerie who was build like a monster, but who sucked me into staring at her ass, cuz she was grinding her pussy up against the juke box and letting the bux boy feel how wet her panties were getting, a recipe of success for getting me to notice a cunt, no matter how broken down the shit is….

Here are my stepLINKS

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass in Spandex Cougar Costume
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Kim Kardashian Forgot the Shave her Monster Body Parts
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Celebrity Pussy in Halloween Costumes
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Leighton Meester in a Tight Fucking Dress
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Ohhhhhh eva Mendes
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These People Know What’s Up…Get Into It….
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Coco’s Big Tits Make My Temperature Rise
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Drunk Barman Eaten By Lions
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Tara Reid Does Heidi Montag for Halloween
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Amanda Seyfried is Fucking a Dude….
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Because Your Weekend Was as sexless As Mine Was
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Carmen Electra’s Cleavage Comes Out for Halloween and it was fucking AMazing…
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Pink Ildo and a Nice Pussy – VIDEO
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Halloween 2010: Top 50 Scariest Athletes of All Time
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Paris Hilton Nip SlipS
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Man I Love tina Fey
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Fergies Ass is a Lot Easier to Look At Than Her Face
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the Biggest Celebrity Costumje Round Up You Will See
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Snookie Should Take That Giant Pickle and Shove It Up Her Ass
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Nerdy Asians Make for Naughty Thoughts
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Girl Versus a Sea Saw – VIDEOS
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I Love a Gallery of Drunk, Easy Chicks
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Man Who Was Molested By Pedophile Catholic Priest As A Child Viciously Gets Revenge 35 Years Later And Smiles In Mugshot Photo
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Nadia Taylor and Paris Parker Know How to Rock Girl on Girl Proper
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Top 5 List: Sexy Internet Memes
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Zach Galifianakis Smokes Up On Real Time – VIDEO
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Dennis Quiad as Pauly Dee for Halloween is Kinda Amazing
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Japanese Sluts on the fucking Machines – VIDEO
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Christine Teigen SI Swimsuit 2011
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Hey there Blondie
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Alessandra Torresani as Wonder Woman
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Horny little Teen on Webcam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Introducing Aspen Parker
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Laura Cessna is the Type of chick I Wanna Be all Over
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Drunk Skank Pisses on the Streets – VIDEOS
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How I Met Your Mother: The beer ad they wouldn’t let you see on TV
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Holly Madison is a Sleeping Beauty Slut
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Emma Stone is a Fister
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

01

Nov

Courtney Cox Hot Old Lady Ass in a White Bikini of the Day

I was out wandering the streets most of the day. It’s pretty amazing what kind of other lowlives you can meet if you put yourself out there. Whether it was some toothless dude I call Jim, or some fake British dude who was preaching about his Oxford education despite smelling like raw sewage, or a guy from Iran who pretended he was Andre Agassi’s brother, with one solid thing in common, a love for booze and talkin’ about pussy….

So I may have been a little slow on addressing these Courtney Cox recently divorced and lookin’ for new cock in a white bikini to draw more attention to her recently divorced self, all while her face awkwardly botoxed and morphed into Teri Hatcher.

Luckily for her, older ladies are my fetish for the day, especially when half naked, even if they spent the majority of their adult life fucking a clown.


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2010

01

Nov

Jennifer Garner Ass Crack of the Day

This is pretty fucking lovely. Show some fucking respect you trashy plumber of a pussy. If you weren’t a mom and this was 10 years ago, I’d be more encouraging, cuz I like ass crack of all varieties…especially for a target to cum on… but she’s got kids and is old and dumpy..making this anything but erotic..don’t get me wrong…when a bitch is bent the fuck over and her ass hangs out of her pants…I always look…just yesterday I stared at this drunken pig of a girl who was probably 30 and dressed in some bullshit costume from the sex shop that was too small for her and that her massive fat chick tits were popping out of was leaning over to talk to her friend who was sitting showing off white, soft cotton panties, despite being on such loud piece of trash drunk girl who I wanted to punch in her midwestern trash face and who probably looks disgusting naked….but as Jennifer Garner proves…it’s not always hot…and sometimes ass is so bad that all you can think about is how many shit it has taken the last 3 days…and not in a hot fecal fetish way….in a disgusted way…and apparently, this is one of those times..

Posted in:Jennifer Garner

2010

01

Nov

Scarlett Johansson Campaign for Mango of the Day


I don’t give a fuck about Scarlett Johansson, but then again I don’t give a shit about anyone…especially when they are overrated swine…you know, short, fat and dumpy with a big nose…but apparently, when they are photoshopped to shit for a ad campaign cuz that’s all the work she can get…I like ’em just fine….

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2010

01

Nov

J-Woww Stupid Fake Tits in a Typical Costume on Halloween of the Day

The thing I hate about Halloween is all the repetitive costumes…The thing I like about Halloween is all the skin exposed….whether it is cleavage or ass…but in one of those be careful of what you wish for situations…I was eating a slice of pizza, looked out the window and a dude in a loin cloth bent down to pick something up and I saw his gaping anus…makin’ me wish Halloween was more about wearing underwear than it is…but I think I just saw the dark side of the holiday….

Speaking of Gaping anus, here’s J-Woww and her useless whore body, fitter than ever in preparation for livin’ out her stripper dream by doing Playboy when MTV is done with her and she’s allowed…you know before fully fading into obscurity where she belongs and she loves showing off her fake tits, cuz they are the most expensive thing she owns thanks to her ex-boyfriend for buying them for her, cuz trashy pigs like this just can’t get enough of dressing up, sluttin’ out, making out with other girls and getting drunk enough to take home random men for unprotected sex, I mean that is the whole reason they got herpes intentionally a few years back right? So they don’t have to bother worrying about getting it on one of their many unprotected sex romps…cuz that’s just slut logic for you….

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2010

01

Nov

Fall Down Dead Brings The Movie Nude Scene of the Day

This movie is called Fall Down Dead that I can only assume no one saw….so these nude scenes are probably new to all of us…and since I only see movies based on the nude scenes…I am happy to say that now I don’t have to subject myself to such garbage to get to the nudity in the movie…It starred Dominique Swain…good to see she’s doing amazing work these days….

The nude actors are two bitches I’ve never heard of named Jennifer Alden and Karine Darrahput and if this movie showed a little more pussy lip…I think it woulda been all okay….

If you’re like me and you like watching bitches shower from afar, you know through the shower curtain, cuz that’s the best you can pull off with your peepin’ tom vantage point…of if you like the idea of girls being naked together, showering together, checking out each other’s tits and vaginas together, comparing it to their own tits and vagina without saying it out loud, like I do…then you’ll like this first clip, even if the movie is clearly shit….

If you like when a girl ruins sex by not letting the guy cum, you know her selfish needs make her get off him and start getting dressed, when everything you ever read or thought about sex didn’t end this way, bitches aren’t supposed to keep us hanging like it’s no big deal this clip is for you….

This movie is just so true to life..and relevant to the world we live in…a real masterpiece that I hope gets an Oscar nod.

Posted in:Jennider Alden|Karine Darrah

2010

01

Nov

Amanda Seyfried’s Real Slutty Costume of the Day

This is typical….Boring hipster Amanda Seyfried would be the pussy to not get half naked or try to be seductive in any fucking way because she just doesn’t have that ability unless it is for a movie…like Chloe…where she dyked out and showed off her fat titties for pretty much the entire time…winning me over…cuz it’s just that easy to make me your fan…but for some reason in her everyday life…she pulls stunts like this…like the only girl at the party with zero fucking sex appeal and even the one girl I saw last night in a ridiculous animal mascot costume had the decency to have a cow costume she could had unzipped so she could show her udders in lingerie…See I’m a full supporter of avoiding the fuck out of the sex shop and their generic costumes…or trying to not to be a news worthy item, like the Chilean miners…you know in some serious obvious bullshit…but I need a little fuckin’ sexy to remind me what the Halloween Spirit is all about…and Amanda Seyfried disappoints yet again…I am convinced she is doing this totally on purpose to fuck with my head…

This is not cute. This is the kind of shit that gets a girl beat down for being a cock tease who won’t give us more of what we want. She’s taunting us. I can tell.

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2010

01

Nov

Isabel Lucas is Dressed Like a Fat Chick of the Day

Asian girls I see working the convenience stores love to wear shorts over leggings…I prefer when bitches are a little less greedy and save some clothes for people who need them, you know instead of putting everything they own on at the same time like some kind of show-off, you know taking a bit of everything and putting it into an outfit instead of sticking to one of the items which independently can be pretty fuckin’ hot, you know short shorts with an ass hanging out of them or leggings too small for a bitch that you can see their cunts in them, but together they are pretty much fuckin’ awful, even if they are meant for a shitty Halloween costume….bitch needs to step it up and stomp the yard…especially if she wants to keep up this being the new Megan Fox bullshit.

If you’re wondering why she’s doin’ this, it’s cuz she’s getting fat…only fat chicks pull off this kind of outfit for fear of the world really seeing what she’s packin…especially when she’s trying to be the next Megan Fox….

Seriously, the last 4 or 5 image sets I’ve seen of her, the ass has been covered up as subtle, yet obvious to an expert like me….

Not that it Matters..cuz you are America and fat to you is on a whole other level….I am still drunk from last night, or this morning, if drinking til 8 am counts as this morning…

Posted in:Isabel Lucas