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Jessel Pena is the Instagram Of The Day
Jessel Pena is the Instagram Of The Day
Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day
Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day
Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day
Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day
Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day
Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day
Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day
Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2010

18

Oct

Serena Williams is Huge in a Bikini of the Day

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THere is nothing cute about Serena Williams doin’ this little girl stance…you know a stance you’d giggle to yourself if you saw your cute girlfriend doing it…but for some reason…when this bitch gets down…I get fucking scared because she’s a monster…seriously, if this strategy of being a tennis star that can eat all the competitors, making shit pretty much not even a competition, she can go off and start a career in horror movies, put a mask on this body and it’s on….

Seriously, she’s standing next to a normal sized borderline chubby girl and makes her look dainty….

What amazes me above all is that dudes actually fuck her…I know that dudes will fuck anything, but why her? Is it the money? Do they actually like this shit? Are they even into chicks..or are they closet cases scared to fuck actual men…..It’s a whole lot of questions for me to handle, but not nearly as much as her bikini’s got to handle…But at least shes’ wearing white bikibi bottoms…my favorite…..

This is a ridiculous fucking ass….

I am confused….and scared

Hold me….

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2010

18

Oct

Weird Body Painted People of the Day

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I thought this shit was for tacky bitches at clubs…but apparently, in New Zealand, weird Drama club graduates who went on to have careers working at the local coffee shop, when not doing community theatre they don’t get paid for, you know living the loser dream…are into it too….

I have no idea what the fuck this fucked up shit is….but it made me laugh…abd there are some titties in it…and we all like titties..so I am posting it…

Posted in:Body Paint

2010

18

Oct

Halle Berry Busts Out the Catwoman Outfit of the Day

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Halle Berry is bringing back memories of her catwoman disaster that wasn’t a disaster as far as I’m concerned because she was in tight clothes the whole movie, back in a time when I thought she was hot, and more than just a white bitch disguised as a black person in order to get an Oscar, cuz white people like accessible ethnicities…and not actual full on racial experiences…and I guess Halle Berry agrees with them, since she only dates white dudes, since she’s fucking white…Remember that people…I am tired of this suburban, raised by a white lady, playing the blackness card, cuz momma got knocked up by a brother who neglected to step up as a parent, cuz that’s how real men raise kids…

Either way, nice leather pants and fuck me boots you slutty mom…

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2010

18

Oct

Miley Gone Wild in Leopard Print Leggings of the Day

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Nothing says wild and aventurous like Animal print….except maybe for Hawaiian print….Guys love this 17 year old shit…so I’ll just let you assume she’s a hooker in her hooker gear…trying to get you to pay her for sex…cuz everyone knows that’s what girls in leopard print are really trying to market themselves as…sure they can pretend it’s in style, or just something they like, but we know the slutty, naughty dirty truth…at least while we masturbate looking at them…calling them a “bad girl” under our breath…when really she’s just 17 and fucking with your head on purpose…don’t be fooled by her youth…she knows what she’s doing and she’s about as innocent as OJ Simpson…if you know what I mean…Miley is a fucking scam….a scam you perverts love falling for…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2010

18

Oct

Cassie on the Beach in a Bikini of the DAy

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Cassie released naked pictures of herself when she and her boyfriend Diddy were releasing her album. It was a way to make her a household name, cuz prior to those pictures she was pretty much a fucking nobody and apparently she still is…naked pictures are some weak marketing, cuz they come and go and as much as we like seeing them when they cum….they are easy to forget thanks to the millions of other nude pictures available to us…

I just happen to like bikini pictures, especially when the ethnic bitch in the pics is throwing up her arms like she’s getting arrested….which is a nice tribute to her Mexican/African/ Filipino roots..even though she was privileged and went to prep schools and other fancy white person things…making her gutter hip hop act a lie…worth listening to cuz her body is alright, despite all the big black cock and Diddy’s Mini she’s taken…she’s got stupid dated hipster hair but still decent enough to stare at on the beach…which isn’t saying much for me…since the last time I was on the beach, I got hard looking at two seagulls it whate seemed to be heavy petting…but then again…I’m weird…

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2010

18

Oct

Salma Hayek Big Cleavage of the Day

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I know Salma Hayek is not the same Salma Hayek she once was, but as a Mexican I see it as my job to promote all good things Mexican and no matter how old her tits are, they are pretty much the best export other than Mexican food to eat and Ugly Betty to laugh at…

It’s one of those, whether she’s old or not, it doesn’t matter, cuz Mexican women aren’t meant to look this way, they are meant to be short, dumpy by 22 and moms to multiple kids fed by their hard work making hotel beds and their dad’s spend the day in siesta…but maybe I’m just throwing out stereotypes you white people want to hear….maybe the truth is all pussy in Mexica is Salma Hayek caliber, but I wouldn’t know, I haven’t been there since I was 5.

Here is her great mom cleavage…worth fucking a pinata over…I’ll tell you that much…slutty and conservative all at the sametime..this is like business casual…but better…and just as confusing…

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2010

18

Oct

Boardwalk Empire Nude Scene with Bush of the Day

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Paz de la Huerta got naked on TV again…Boardwalk Empire is taking over…nothing like gambling, drinking, mafia and whores in the 1920s….except for maybe keeping continuity in order by showing the resident bitch who was cast to be on the show to be the bitch who gets naked…showing off bush….cuz bush is a long lost art of pussy maintenance, now that every Jersey Shore bitch and her less cheesy mainstream friend is getting bikini waxes of fully shaving, even though a little pussy hiar never hurt anyone…I’m not talking disgusting fucking pussy hair, spilling everywhere and making a pillow in the panty…I’m talking just normal bush to cum all over…step it up women, stop being so lazy…cuz everyone knows it’s easier to shave it all off than maintain it proper…

Either way, good show….good scene…two days late…Love it….

Posted in:HBOobs

2010

18

Oct

Sex With a Guitar to Promote a Band in the Music Video of the Day

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‘030’ by The Good The Bad (UNCUT) from 030 on Vimeo.

So this shitty up and coming who could be an established band, but that I’ve never hear, but had to put the video on mute because it was painful, came up with a not so genius concept to get themselves out there and to have ppl talking about them….That not so genius concept was to get a girl naked and fucking a guitar….if anyting it is a fucking simple idea, bare bones basic idea, especially for someone who plays the guitar, since the idea of having a girl fuck your instrument you love is probably standard masturbation material, if not even something you do backstage after shows….proving yet again that the internet likes tits, but more importantly likes to pave the way for success to idiots with real basic ideas because they include tits…and I’m not complaining since I like tits and I think this girl is great in this music video…and if I wanted to get famous, or known, I’d be doing similar things, only instead of fucking a guitar, I’d have her fucking a burrito, but I prefer being an unknown loser, it gives me credibility to the 3 other losers who visit this site….who I am trying to impress..

Watch this Music Video of the Day….

Posted in:The Good The Bad

2010

18

Oct

Jessica Alba Pumps Gas of the Day

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I knew a guy who knew a guy who would go to gas stations to get off. He’d park his car near the pumps and whenever a girl would get out to pump her gas, he’d jerk off. I know this actually happened because my friend was passed out in the backseat one night after a lot of hard drinking and woke up to the dude going at himself saying things like “Pump that gas you little whore” and “you like getting your hands dirty don’t you little slut” and “you like doing immigrant blue collar work don’t you”….and “daddy stop putting your fingers in me, I’m trying to watch the nice lady pump her own gas” with some real repressed memories because apparently he grew up in a small town and his dad was the gas man…and he worked the pumps growing up…and was molested by his gas man dad….making the whole thing a really fucking weird way to start the day….but here’s Alba pumping her own gas anyway…

And here is a recent pic of her nipples, for those of us who can’t really get off to a girl pumping gas cuz it is creepy and not as easy as it is for the weird friend of a friend with a Gas station background and a molesting father… cuz everyone likes nipples….except maybe that crazy homeless guy I met who was scared shitless of nipples.. he thought they were aliens coming to eat his soul…but he’s a rare case, and for the most part…nipples are a good thing…

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2010

18

Oct

Rachel Bilson Comeback Tour of the Day

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This is a great example of letting go of some serious baggage and everything kinda falling into place…in her case it was an overbearing jealous pussy of a fiance who brainwashed her and trapped her…taking away her chance to blossom into a hot little starlet slut….who at the time was all the rage…and in my case it would be stopping this blog to focus on something legit….but unlike Bilson, I’m not about to go out there and make something of myself.. cuz I don’t have the tits and hotness or money to make everyone want to fuck me…cuz my new freedom wouldn’t be as hot….

Seriously, she’s the next big thing who already was, but who turned her back on shit, to live a horrible life with a horrible person, but she’s back….

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