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2010

01

Oct

Ivy Levan Nude in Drop Dead Gorgeous of the Day

Here’s some Jeremy London movie about some model staring some bitch named Ivy Levan who I’ve never heard of her, but she’s naked with a group of girls in a bed…reminding me of amazing sleepovers my stepdaughters used to have when they lived here and I’d spy on them….making this the perfect softcore shit to bring up so many of those shameful masturabting nights….I’m just teasing…but there is something fucking hot about groups of girls naked in a bedroom together…whether getting changed…fucking each other…or just comfortable being naked..

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2010

01

Oct

Ginger Spice Hides Her Pussy of the Day

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She’s a seasoned cocktease. I mean she’s been doing this since before she was a popstar back when she was some stripper or nude model or whatever the fuck she was doing…back when she learnt the big secret to getting to famous by using her big stupid tits…and the whole thing bores me, because if you are famous and getting out of the car, you could at least fuck with us a little by showing some fucking panty….

But instead she brought some dyke looking bitch to show her panties to take away eyes from being on her….

Boring.

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2010

01

Oct

Tyra Banks Hiding her Face and Showing Off Her Fat Tits of the Day

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Not that anyone cares…at least I don’t…I wasn’t even going to give her a post of her own…after years of being gutter and disgusting on her show…I had no choice but to turn the memories of her doing Victoria’s Secret off in my head, so that I can focus on the fat bitch she’s become, and even when she puts on her superhero bondage mask that is supposed to be semi-erotic I’m sure, I see nothing but a stupid crackwhore in the proects too high to realize her pantyhose she decided to put on to rob the convenience store mask was pretty revealing…Here are the pics…

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2010

01

Oct

Gisele Tits at The Masked Fashion Event of the Day

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Gisele’s tits looked pretty perky at some event….so perky you’d think they were a small implant designed and paid from by Victoria’s Secret to help people believe she’s actually a woman, and not a man with the right figure for bikinis….cuz you know Brazil is the tranny capital of the world and her hard face may have come with dick, but for the purpose of this post, let’s just look at her cleavage and ignore the liklihood that Tom Brady takes all of her inside him like a good jock being taught a lesson…cuz that’s what they want us to do…

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2010

01

Oct

Rihanna Showing Off Her Clown Ass of the Day

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Rihanna is a clown and here she is making the right moves as she struggles to stay relevent by rockin’ some clown pants that are baggy enough to hug her ass proper, while making me forget that the rest of her is some thick mess of shit that should have been left out back at her in her shanty when she wasn’t too busy changing sheets for white people vacationing in Barbados…trying to show off her skills as a vocalist thursday nights at the Karaoke bar…only to be ignored of offered money in exchange for head…

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2010

01

Oct

Isabel Lucas Looks Alright of the Day

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Here is Isabel Lucas pulling some wholesome lookin’ librarian bullshit that I think would translate a lot better if it involved her showing off her twat…while fucking it with random household objects…because not all sexy whole librarian outfits are winners….

I don’t even really know who this is, but she was in Transformers, so you probably do….

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2010

01

Oct

Fat Dude Gets Abused by His Girlfriend of the Day

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Here’s a pretty funny clip that I assume was on TV because of the whole blocking out of the swearing…
I’m not sure if this is funny or sad, I just know if a bitch ever touched me or spoke to me that way, I’d break her. Maybe it wouldn’t be violent, but it would definitely put her in her place, whether it be making her choke on my feces and taking pictures of it to release on the internet…or driving her out to a very far place 5 hours into the woods, taking her purse and leaving her to fend for herself, I know I wouldn’t put up with this…even if I was relying on her to pay my bills like the bitch I am…

So I gotta give this fat guy some credit for being decent, cuz I know that Chris Brown wasn’t so skillful at keeping his composure…And the funny thing in all this is that not even good looking, fit, or worth fucking…

Either way, here’s the reason dudes end up in prison…

Posted in:Fat Dude Abuse

2010

01

Oct

Old Lady Madonna Unfortunately Tries to Slut Out for Fashion of the Day

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I saw these pictures the other day and ignored them…I don’t like seeing cleavage on women over 50, unless I am drunk and my dickis down their throat as I cry due to sadness of having to accept I reached rock bottom…

I do not like encourage this kind of activity from old washed up bitches, especially not from someone like Madonna, who can’t grasp that although she’s some still a wild sexual being that she’s made her millions off of, she’s no longer one we want to watch…and she really should save this for the poor gold digger who is banging her to get ahead…ideally behind closed doors…and on video that she releases to the world in a few years…that I will watch for the same reason I watched “Period on a Spoon”…cuz I like trainwrecks….

I know how photoshopped to shit these pictures of her are, I can hate D&G for making these, but I can’t really blame them, just look at all the press they got…and it just wouldn’t be right of me to pretend they don’t exist…and laugh while you play with yourself…something that kinda makes me feel like we’re kind gay.

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2010

01

Oct

Heidi Mount and her Fashion Nipple of the Day

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She was born Heidi Whitworth, but changed her name cuz I guess “Mount” is more marketable because it speaks to our subconscious and reminds us of the time we watched dogs in the part mount each other and got hard…I mean…cuz Whitworth sounds like some hillbilly shit from a children’s storybook….

She is 23, has a kid (disgusting), is an established model I’ve never heard of, and was found at the tender age of 12….even though you’d think model scouts would get charged for sex offense when explaining to the 12 year old how much they like “their look”…I get awkward when 12 year olds ask me to pet my dog, thinking it’s a sting and I’m gonna get arrested as I pull out my penis….who I coincidentally refer to as Dog…

All this to say, Fashion is awesome cuz Fashion shows tit even if it is little tit and gets away with it…something we all should learn so that we don’t end up bankrupt living off a fat wife’s disability check cuz it’s the only option…

Posted in:Heidi Mount

2010

01

Oct

Drew Barrymore Does Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Drew Barrymore in Harper’s Bazaar barely looking like Drew Barrymore, which is a good thing cuz she’s ugly…and so is my hangover…I blame you addiction, it is all your fault…

I am posting these to encourage ugly girls to make moves to make themselves look worth fucking, because not that long ago, Drew Barrymore was an inbred lookin’ fat chick with a lesbian haircut…and now, thanks to photoshop, some botox, a wig and a diet, she’s an older lady you wouldn’t be ashamed of slamming when she picks you up in the bar…not that you”re every ashamed of slamming anyone, since when that miracle happens in your life, it’s the other party dealing with the shame…

Pics…Look at them…

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