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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2010

Oct

David Arquette and Courtney Cox in Some Stupid Campaign of the Day

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I am not sure if this is supposed to be funny. I am not even sure if David Arquette is still famous or if anyone knows who he is other than people who have seen Scream, I just know this is a furries fetish in the mainstream and I haven’t seen Furries porn in years….but I guess that’s because I’m not married to a monster like Courtney Cox, who although has fame I need to stay relevant, looks better dressed up as a sports mascot….

Either way, this is for some Domestic Dispute bullshit, Courtney Cox looks like hell, making me think that whatever she did to her face is the real crime against women.

Just be happy this video wasn’t staring Alexis Arquette…cuz that woulda taken on a whole new level of weird, not funny and borderline traumatic…

This whole thing is WAY too funny or die for me…seriously garbage and I am only posting it because I care about battered women finding a new safehaven on my dick…mainly because I like the way they cringe when I lift my hand to them…

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2010

Oct

Kendall Jenner at the Teen Vogue Event of the DAy

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I should probably not be posting these pictures of half sister to the Kardashians and Brody Jenner….not because the Kardashians are a stain on society and I want them all to disappear, making the idea of a new one both disgusting and frightening, but because because she’s 14 years old and I didn’t realize that goin’ into this…she’s got 4 more years of Kim Kardashian to tarnish any wholesomeness she may have had…and we can expect her to follow her older sister’s lead…cuz they all do…but right now…let’s just pretend she still plays with Barbies…cuz 14 is fucking young…it isn’t even legal in Canada anymore….it’s just interesting to place bets on where you think this one is going to end up….I’m thinking fat…you’re probably hoping she’s into anything that involves her half naked and taking 10 dollars a song…

I guess only time will tell…

The real question is whether it is legal for me to post these pictures or not…I think once they go public in Hollywood with TV shows and a modeling career that was controversial cuz she posed half naked, it is…You know once the family sells their souls to the industry, shir is fairgame, but I guess if I wake up with the FBI pointing guns at my head, we’ll know the answer to that…

In the meantime, here’s Kendall Jenner at some Teen Vogue Party she was at with a lot of other young starts for you perverts…

To make this post less creepy, here are some pictures of some of the other sluts of all ages at the Teen Vogue event….

Victoria Justice is a whole lot of hype….

Kelly Osbourne was Better fat…but even then she was still disgusting…just a better kind of disgusting….

Kate Mara hid her cock…

The Cast of The Hills looked like shit….I guess everything has fallen about since their forced retirement…

AJ Michalka looks like white trash…with a bra built into her dress…

Emma Roberts wore the right dress

Miley Cyrus’s sister brought her uglier than Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus impression…

Zelda Williams, who used to be my friendster friend when she was still in high school and friendster still existed brought her lesbianism….

Brittany Snow Brought her Tits…dressed as Tara Reid

Raven Symone was there on security detail…

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2010

Oct

Cindy Taylor’s Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know who Cindy Taylor is.

So I looked her up and I still don’t know who she is.

Apparently, in the late 90s, she was in some ad campaigns for a bunch of companies…

But more importantly, in the early 2010’s she was at this pool in a white bikini, showing off what look like little implants and a 30-something year old body….

Something I’ve been into since I was at a friend’s pool and his 18 year old sister was walking around, unaware that her white bikini was see through, showing the world, her fully bald pussy lips while acting fully clothed…

So here I am trying to relive that moment it every chance I get….unfortunately, today’s opportunity didn’t workout so well.

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2010

Oct

Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Ashley Tidale was in a bikini and you may be wondering why I care since I am not a teenage girl and I am the guy who calls this overrated bitch out on being ugly whenever pictures of her come along….

I appreciate the fact that she’s tried to fix her ugly face with surgery…I appreciate the fact that she goes to the gym 5 times a day to not get fat cuz that would be the end of her…but I don’t appreciate the fact that despite these efforts, she’s still fucking ugly. It actually kinda depresses me. Actually.

So, as my good deed, or community service to her, I figure I have no choice but to continue the “Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch” so that one day it gets to her, and that day, she’ll realize all the lies she’s been told all her life…

I’ve been running this since I saw her win an award as “hottest female” and I just couldn’t handle the bullshit lie…and figure someoen needs to put an end to this Highschool musical ego…make her feel like the worthless whore she is….

To See the Rest of the Pictures of Ashley Tisdale Slutting Out on the Beach Follow This Link
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2010

Oct

Lisanne de Jong is the Naked for Fashion Model of the Day

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Lisanne de Jong is some Dutch model on the rise, possibly because she’s willing to go that extra step to fame and get naked on camera, something so many girls on my FACEBOOK, don’t seem to understand. If you want to get ahead, you gotta put your morals and values on a back burner and realize there are thousands of other girls who would get naked if they were in your position. So what if it makes you no better than a stripper or common whore…we’re all fucking whores…

Either way, here she is in some “high” concept “artistic” editorial photoshoot, you know vintage erotica gone fashion, because the fashion industry is pretentious as fuck and think they are important when really they are just full of fucking shit and think they’re original….

Here are the pics…even though they need more spread opened pussy lips…

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2010

Oct

Emma Roberts in her Underwear of the Day

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Emma Roberts was in her underwear in some movie called 4,3,2,1 that I have never heard of, but that does have a lot of young girl lesbianism, so you may want to check it out….

I was making sex with prebubecent girl jokes all weekend, I don’t really know why, but I think it has to do with the company I keep. So seeing these pics of Emma Roberts and her 11 year old premature lookin’ body, I feel uneasy, partially cuz of the shit we were saying is slowly coming to life, but mainly because I don’t really find that prebubescent thing all that erotic,

Unfortunately I know most of you sick fucks do, but I’m not really judging, I think it dates back to farm country who just over 100 years ago, girls were getting married off at 12 because the family just couldn’t afford to keep her, and because that was just the time to start a family…making fucking 12 year olds a bigger part of our heritage than we like to admit.

So don’t let the law make you feel guilty about liking it….even if I think it makes you a real twisted, fucked up, danger to society who should be locked up….

Even though this Emma Roberts bitch is 19 and there really isn’t anything illegal about you pretending she’s 12 cuz she looks it….cuz 19 is legal.

The nice thing about straight to DVD is that there’s always one low level star half naked and a whole lot of bottom feeding twat fully naked….

So here is the lesbian scene with Susannah Fielding & Shanika Warren-Markland….I’ve never heard of either of these bitches, but I like their hustle to get into the industry….

Here is a sex scene with Tasmin Egerton who I’ve never heard of also, but again, good hustle to get noticed…Faking losing her virginity in a movie is the way it’s supposed to be.

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2010

Oct

Courtney Love Almost Naked on Twitter of the Day

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Courtney Love posted what must be a very vile smelling, looking, tasting and feeling snatch on twitter, in what I guess was a quest to get more followers, assuming more men are like me and get off to bitches who look dirty, like they are dying in some back alley gutter after numerous men have pissed on them…which I guess is a safe assumption, since crackwhores never seem to be short of work….sure they don’t get paid well and it’s no get rich quick scheme, but at least they keep busy waiting for that next hit….work ethic I wish I could relate to….

Either way, this is out of focus, which is probably a good thing, boring and not as dirty as we’d expect from such a ditch pig, but it’s better than nothing.

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2010

Oct

Katy Perry Tits Have an International Performance of the Day

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Katy Perry took her stupid tits, awkward body, weak talent and stage presence to Germany, because she’s an international con artist….and I figured I’d post the video to start the day, cuz her tits, despite being attached to such a huge cunt, are worth staring at, I mean that and her ability to suck the right cock are the reason she’s here and the worst thing in all this is that I like the fact she’s wearing a leotard, when really I should only like seeing her lifeless body is hanging from her closet from her leotard when she comes to terms with being such a fucking lie and does something about it…but then again, that would be giving her credit for having more substance and worldly concern…when really she’s just a vapid twat riding the fame wave as far as it will take her.

Here are some pictures of the dumpy body wrapped up tight during her performance….

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2010

Oct

Jersey Shore Pussy Flash of the Day

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I don’t work on the weekend, not that what I do is work, but someone sent this to my email, and I figured I had no choice but to post it. I am drunk and confused and I could say a lot here, but I’d rather let the picture do the talking….cuz I am in no position to talk…I am just annoyed I forget all the decent jokes I come up with and leave you with the shitty ones…sucks…I think this is an example of drinking making me sad….

I have no idea which Jersey Shore trashcan cunt this is, or even if that is her pussy, but they are all equally disgusting, so I guess that doesn’t matter…

Everybody thank MTV for the good times and even with the pussy flash I am amazed people watch this shit….

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2010

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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My campaign to get 3,000 new friends on FACEBOOK has come to an end, when all I managed to get was 15 weirdos….who I am happy I get to spy on your boring pictures…but weren’t the kind of hot pussy bitches I imagined read the site when I write the site…

I’ll find something else to disappoint me next week, but for now…here are my stepLINKS…

Snooki Does the Kardashians
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This is the Hottest Pussy I’ve Wanted to See Eat More than Just the Buffet
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Wear This On Your Journey TO Getting Pussy
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Because No Girl You Know Will go Anywhere Fucking Near You
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Amateur Booty Dance of the Day – VIDEO
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Barely Legal Makes a Video in the Bathroom
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The Hottest Cheerleader Uniforms in the NFL
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Here’s Some Topless Sluts From the Avatar Porn Movie RipOff
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Miley Cyrus Looks Haggard Leaving a Night Club Whike Britney Spears Looks Just Plain Haggard
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I Never Mind Looking at Ashley Green in Her Workout Gear
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Eva Mendes…Mi Gusta!
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Kristie Alley is Fatter Than Ever and Playing Herslef – PHOTOS
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Now That’s One Tight Body
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Road Rage Swords Fight in Prague – VIDEO
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Ride and Grind Baby, Ride and Grind
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Natalie Marie, Oh My God
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Mugger Vs. Man: Mugger Wins. Mugger Vs. Train: Not So Much
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Helen and Claudi Know How to Do Each Other Right
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Sex Position of the Week As Shown By Two Lesbians
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Dianna Agron is Hot and Starring in Spiderman
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Busty Brunette on the Fucking Machine – VIDEO
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The History of Rap – By Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon
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Zoe Kravitz Anyone?
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Doutzen Kroes Victoria’s Secret Shoot
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A Great Pic Dump for a Friday
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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First Shot of Lohan in Rehab
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Dancing Flight Attendant Hotness – VIDEO
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A GREAT Collection of Friday Afternonn Babes
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Man, I Would Totally Bang Tina Fey
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Babes + Strip Poker – VIDEO
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50 Cent May Be Twitterís Biggest Troll – PROOF
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Miranda Kerr Makes Pregnancy Look Good
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