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2010

28

Sep

Naomi Campbell Does Some Necrophiliac Dominatrix Shit for Interview of the Day

This photoshoot would be a hell of a lot more interesting if she wasn’t black.

I’m just joking….I’m not racist. You’re racist for thinking that was a racist thing to say, some of my best friends are black….

I’m also just saying that Namoi Campbell is boring as fuck in any position, with any controversial imagery of a dead dude she’s man handling, I never cared for her or her look and she should just run off with her scary Russian Billionaire, cuz Russia was communist forever and the fact that he is a Billioniare a few years after the fall of the iron curtain, scares the fuck out of me….If anything he was probably the one who coached on on this photoshoot

Posted in:Namomi Campbell

2010

28

Sep

Dylan McDermott and Some Pussy in Bikinis of the Day

I can’t really tell if this chick is hot, I just like her choice in bikini tops, it’s like her perky little tits look like they are plotting an escape, and for some reason, I find that hot, I mean not to mention the rest of her looks pretty fit, but it’s the bikini top that’s won me over…almost like the day I realize girls, like everyday girls who aren’t strippers, wear this new bikini bottom that shows off pretty much 90 percent of their asses, but that aren’t a thong, and look more like a boy short, but still have the same effect as a thong, leaving me disoriented and amazed that bikinis are just what the world needs to make normal girls look like half naked sluts even when what they are doing is entirely innocent, and that makes me as happy as I get, since I’m genearlly too hungover and sad on the inside to feel real joy….

Either way, I don’t know who Dylan McDermott is, but he is pulling in pussy, so he’s obviously on TV, cuz girls love that shit…get naked for that shit and fuck that shit, cuz it makes them feel hotter than they are…it is also a decent way to bottom feed your way to the top and the real question I have in all this is why there isn’t one shot of her ass…Shitty paparazzi needs to sleaze it up a bit…

Posted in:Dylan McDermott

2010

27

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

To the people who read the FunnyOrDie post on Friday, I wasn’t actually sad they don’t want to work with me, it was expected cuz they suck..that was the joke…and if you feel inclined to email the marketing director…this is his email: patrick(at)funnyordie.com….but I’ve moved onto better things…like Lawsuits!!

I got this email about some no name celebrity who has credits on her IMDB as “Hot Girl” and “Student Number 4″….who clearly doesn’t like being written about on the internet cuz she knows she’s a joke, so she decided to go to her Lawyer to get me to retract what I said….via his “hotmail account”…what a fucking joke…

Dear drunkenstepfather,

My law office represents “USELESS TRYING TO BE A CELEB”. Our client has brought it to my attention that you have written some extremely defaming posts of our client, “USELESS TRYING TO BE A CELEB”. We ask you to please remove these posts immediatley. If you do not remove your post we will follow suit and prosecute for defamation of character. “USELESS TRYING TO BE A CELEB” is a very successful actress and your posts are defaming and misleading and hurtful to her reputation and career.
I look forward to your prompt response on this sensitive matter,

sincerely,

Law offices of Robert Shapiro LLP
2029 Century Park East. Suite 600
Los Angeles, Ca. 90067

So I wrote:

There is nothing defaming in my commentary about “USELESS TRYING TO BE A CELEB”

My site is satirical in nature, nothing stated on the site is news or fact.

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/disclaimer

Calling an actress a “nobody” is a matter of opinion and i guess a matter of her IMDB page, which I quote:

“Entourage” …. Hot Girl (1 episode, 2004)

Unfortunately, credits like that prove my point that she is in fact a nobody and not a successful actress.

There really isn’t anything “defaming” in my entires, this is a personal blog and I am allowed to have an opinion.

Are you sure you aren’t her PR person? Maybe I should charge you for promoting her

Thanks!!

And he wrote:

“USELESS TRYING TO BE A CELEB” has been the star of many movies one playing on Showtime for the past two years and a worlwide cover model. Your behaviour suggest malice and jealousy. As per your response to my letter you have left us with no choice but to follow suit. I suggest you retain an attorney.

So I wrote:

Robert,

Is this really what you do now that OJ is finally locked up? Defending the “Hot Girl” in an episode of Entourage from being “defamed” on insignificant websites no one reads?

Wow….Sad…

Can you put me in touch with “USELESS TRYING TO BE A CELEB”. I have an idea that will help make her actually famous.

Add me to Facebook , follow me on Twitter , Mail your Panties to Me, buy some shirts to support the site and then you can Click on my stepLINKS….

Katy Perry’s Cleavage is a Super Hero Fighting Back Against….Sesame Street
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Lindsay Lohan May or May Not Have Been Going Heroin and Here Are the Pics
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Ashton’s Mistress Is Naked And Nasty
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Who Says Takling Your Clothes Off and Playing With Yourself Isn’t a Skill
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This is not as boring as the obvious shit your follower ass wears…
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One dildo In Her Pussy Isn’t Going to Cut It
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Anna Kournikova and 20 Other Hot Athletes That Should Be In 3D
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I’d Let Jelena Jenden Tackle Me Any Day
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Avril Lavigne Bikini Nip Slip
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Katherine Heigl is as Ugly as Ever
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Nina Moric is Fresh on the Scene and Looking Trashy and That Can Only Mean Good Things
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Wendy Rocks Lingerie Like a Pro
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A Sweet New Megan Fox Upskirt
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50 Pics of Slutty Looking amateurs of the Day
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And That’s Why You Stay the FUCK Away From Tornadoes – VIDEO
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Man, What the FUCK Happened to CHristina Aguilera She Looks 300 Pounds
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Random Photo Dump for Monday
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Heather Looks Like She’d Be Into All sorts of Naughty Shit
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Michael Jackson Loves Women’s Titties as Much as The Next Man
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Tight Bodied Sluts Get Lezzie – VIDEO
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The Top 7 Redheads In Porn
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Man I Would TOTALLY Bang Elsa Pataky
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Justine and Sarah Share a Fucking Machine
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Mariah Carey Falls Down Goes Boom – VIDEO
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Sesame Street, Jimmy Kimmel Style
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She Means Business Alright…
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Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima, Lily Aldridge & Erin Heatherton @ Bombshell Launch
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Nicky is Busty and Playing With Her tits
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Anna is Baked in the Bedroom
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And This is Why You Don’t Bang a Police Officer’s Daughter – VIDEO
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Some Chick Has a Shotgun FAIL – VIDEO
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Pole Vaulting FAIL – VIDEO
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I’d Bang Emily Deschanel Even Tho She is Married
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Lindsay Lohan’s PR People Are Already Trying to Save Her Ass
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Hayden Panettiere Musters Up Some Cleavage For Oktoberfest
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

27

Sep

Lohan’s Heroin Scandal Pictures of the Day


Here are some pictures that are supposed to be of Lindsay Lohan shooting heroin. I am not a detective and I can’t really tell if this is actually a picture of her, but it looks good enough for me, and really I am not all that surprised shit would go this route, because let’s face it, Heroin is a designer drug, I’ve known many people into it over the years, it’s pretty fucking expensive and that’s why rich people do it. I’ve had to drag people out of my shitty apartments after ODing on the shit and I know I’d never touch it, but I’m not shocked other people do, cuz apparently it’s better than an orgasm, and when you’re broken the fuck down, sometimes that’s all you need.

Now I just think that this whole Lohan thing is an act. She’s in Hollywood….the city of lies. It’s easy to book a fake judge and dress him like a judge. It’s easy to book a real courtroom. It’s easy to manipulate the media and everyone to go along with the rock bottom story, because I’ll tell you I know ppl with DUIs and they lost their licenses….they didn’t get put on SCRAM bracelets, serve time, or get released with an unsuspended license, only to get caught for violating parole and put back on a SCRAM bracelet…Shit stinks of bullshit…and I think it’s just a scheme to get her that Oscar….

Never believe anything you see…she’s probably just playing with someone’s diabetes meds or something…I call serious bullshit on this…

Source NEWSOFTHEWORLD

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2010

27

Sep

David Beckham Fucks Prostitutes of the Day

Here’s a recent video of David Beckham running up to a fan angrily when the fan mentions something about prostitutes, because apparently there’s a whole David Beckham and prostitutes scandal I had no idea about going on, because I just assume all dudes fuck hookers, espescially when they are on the road and their wife looks like an icy cunt who knew what she was getting into when she met him, as there’s been sex scandal after sex scandal over the years and who really cares, I mean other than him, cuz clearly dude’s torn up on the inside about it….or at least torn up enough to rip a fucker’s throat out…Goodtimes…

Posted in:David Beckham

2010

27

Sep

stepNEWS of the DAy

Everyone hates the news and I think that’s what compels me to post the shit…it’s like my way of telling you that I hate you…I’m passive aggressive like that…and here are some stories about people I wish I could get to know and be friends with because they are more famous than you…

Segway firm owner Segways from Life to Death on a Segway….How embarrassing, ironic and Hysterical…

Germans Compete in Pumpkin Boat Race

OK Police Arrest Thief Dressed as Woman

Police in Oklahoma arrest a burglar in high heels and a dress after a short pursuit

Thief Hides in Dumpster, Calls Cops When He’s Caught in Giant Trash Compactor

Australian Political Party Wants Teacher to Carry Tasers in Class

Bonus –

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

27

Sep

Rihanna’s Stupid Clown Costume of the Day

I don’t get what’s going on here, but I know it’s pretty disgusting, except for the fact that I’ve been calling Rihanna out for being a fucking clown for the last year, making me believe that she either reads this site and is trying to humor me in these pictures, but that’s impossible since no one reads this site and because high school drop out Rihanna doesn’t know how to read, so it is more likely that she’s just losing her shit, and my prediction that she’s a fucking joke is coming true, and to the 3 fans she still has who think she’s hot, here’s her thick fucking lower body in shorts, lookin’ like she’s losing her fucking mind….because she probably is…now that she’s no longer on top….even though she never should been….

Posted in:Rihanna

2010

27

Sep

HBOobs on Boardwalk Empire’s Second Episode of the Day

The second episode of the Atlantic City show on HBO was on last night and obviously there was a little tit, cuz that’s the whole point of HBO, and we like it, cuz otherwise, people would just watch Everybody Loves Raymond reruns or some shit instead…

I don’t like commitment, so I don’t like TV because I get sucked into shows and I don’t have a TV to keep on top of the shit and I have to go to my creepy neighbor’s house to watch….so I realized it’s better to just ignore the shit….and wait for the tit scenes to hit the internet the next day…as that’s all that’s really important to me anyway…

I don’t know the cast, but you can IMDB the shit and figure it out on your own…and if you are interested, here’s the Nudity on Boardwalk Empire from last week…

Posted in:HBOobs

2010

27

Sep

Racist Black on White Porn from the ’70s of the Day

In anticipation of the new Karissa Shannon Sex Tape that should be hitting tomorrow, I was compelled to do some research on Black on White porn, becuause every white dude I spoke to, or got emails from was freaking the fuck out about how a white girl is disgusting for going black, and how it is some animalistic shit, in a way were they real fucking defensive, when I don’t really see a big deal, since most girls I know either fuck black dudes, want to fuck black dudes or have fucked black dudes, and I’m sure if you were a chick, you’d want a black dude too, you know cuz it’s so wrong, their dicks are so big, and they’d have their fucking way with you the way you want your way had but are too scared to admit…seriously, with Hip Hop , I think the only reason white dudes get laid, is cuz the white girls want stability and to settle down to start families and they don’t trust black guys for that…

Either way, in doing my research, I came across this Black Panther, white hating, black on white chick porno starring a retarded kid, and it blew me away in its amazingness that I figured I’d post it here, since I am a fashion site and there comes a point in porn’s vintage, where it becomes obscure, artistic, ironic, dated, social commentary and a novelty….instead of something you’d jerk off to….Enjoy this hysterical shit..

Now all I need is to find a clip from “Sharon”, the first porn I ever saw about a dad who fucks his daughter…keep your eyes out for it…

Via eFUKT…..

Posted in:Racist Vintage Porn

2010

27

Sep

Rachel Bilson’s Showing Off Ass of the Day

I have ranted about how Rachel Bilson being single is the best thing that has ever happened to her, since the oppressive loser who sold his soul and career to Star Wars can’t brain wash her anymore and she can reverse the damage done, cuz she’s not too old to jump into the celeb game as seductive paparazzi manipulating pussy, so we haven’t entirely lost her….

I have also been the strippers so many times in my life, that I know their move to pick up something their purse at the end of the routine, it’s like the first lesson in the stripper’s manual I wrote 10 years ago and never published cuz I realized you only need to know 4 things to be a stripper, the way they bend over being one of those for things….It’s to make ass and pussy look ideal, and I can tell you that if Rachel Bilson says she isn’t pulling the same move on purpose, like this wasn’t strategized for the cameras, to get noticed, she’s fucking lying…

So here she is in shorts, bulling the stripper move, so people talk about her “innocent” ass hustle, which I guess is more subtle and fun than her being obvious about the shit….even if I like spread naked ass cheeks better than ass cheeks hiding in shorts…but I guess this isn’t about me…

Posted in:Rachel Bilson