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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2010

Sep

Some Katherine Heigl Ass in Jeans of the Day

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I really don’t know why I am posting these pictures of Katherine Heigl, Sometimes I don’t even make sense to myself, which is alright, because I don’t need to make sense, since no one is reading this, but instead this has just become my personal scrapbook on the internet for celebrities I hate but would love to hate fuck, making me realize I am far creepier than I originally thought I was, and I guess I need to come to terms with that, it could be worse, I could be doing creepier shit like taking pictures of everyday girls and posting it to my wall with semen….so I guess I’m not so bad…

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2010

Sep

Rosario Dawson Horse Face on TV of the Day

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When I was a child, I always dreamt about going horseback riding, but I was too poor and deprived to figure it out, I can only assume every guy Rosario Dawson has ever had sex with has had the same childhood dream that was never materialized …because that’s the only way I can believe that anyone would get down with her…except maybe for her big tits, long legs, and the fact that guys will pretty much fuck anything, whether it is on TV or in the movies, good looking or not….But I can still point and laugh as she’s not blowing up my phone for my dick.

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2010

Sep

Some Titties at Milan Fashion Week of the Day

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It is Fashion Week in Milan and with Fashion comes nipples. This is the basis of my jerking off on Hungover Sundays a few years ago because it was on the only channel I got. I’d sit there with dick in hand, waiting for the sheer shirt to come down the runway, knowing that in my own way I was a fashionista, because I really appreciated that part of the industry, if anything, I was an expert….

It’s like they get away with nipples in public, while other professions have to do it on seedy stages or in back alleys, or hotel rooms….Shit is so luxurious that it’s blined people from realizing tits are a huge deal the Christian church want to oppress because men view tit as sexual objects, when in reality, we all just need to lighten the fuck up and make vagina the new body part girls expose in their stupid outfits…cuz I’ve always been more a pussy-man than a breast or ass-man….

Posted in:Fashion Show

2010

Sep

Lindsay Lohan is Back in Jail of the Day

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So Lohan failed 2 drug tests while on probation, because she’s an addict, or what I like to call a broken soul who was exploited by her parents and eaten up and spat out by the Hollywood industry, giving her too much money and relevance before becoming a total joke everyone pointed and laughed at, proving yet again, that celebrity is not for the weak of heart, or more importantly, not for attention whore idiots who do the public route, while it is just as easy to to the Brittany Murphey route….addict no one even bothers with…

Now I don’t know if this is all an act, I think it is staged, a campaign to get her noticed and to help her win an Oscar, I am convinced this is all paid for by her people, to get her attention, make people feel for her, cry for her and that will help her make a comeback, but I am a conspiracy theorist and don’t think celebrities can really do time, but apparently Lohan’s back in Jail and I can only assume it is done on purpose because she fell in love there and wants to be back in her big hispanic prison wife’s arms…and who really gives a fuck…

Lohan is alright, but she’s a sociopath, self involved cunt. I spent a night with her a couple of years ago after she insisted and I couldn’t turn down the offer, cuz it involved free booze and being in Lohan’s hotel room. Everything she said was a fucking lie. She cried about Sam Ronson, she locked herself in her bedroom for an hour with her cunt friend, offered to send my site exclusives, she offered to buy me food, I drank a bottle of Grey Goose, she danced to her new album that never was released in high heels and pajama pants, her tits were as amazing in the tank top as you’d expect, we hugged it out before I left, she never fuckin’ pulled through on her end of the deal….changing her phone number, stopping following me on twitter, ignoring my facebook messages, getting Sam Ronson and and her gang of rejects to block me on twitter, so it’s nice to see her getting what she deserves…not that you care about this high school level of drama….

She’s in custody with no bail, I say lock her up and throw away the key, this is just the beginning of her using up State resources, unless of course she kills herself, which is an obvious option that I’d rather she hold out on, cuz I enjoy watching her tits in various states of distress and undress.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2010

Sep

Karissa Shannon’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Yesterday, I got the Karissa Shannon Sex Tape preview….and now I’ve got a huge interest in this bitch, even though I couldn’t stand her low level shit a few weeks ago, but that’s because I saw the way she got man handled…..

Either way, Karissa Shannon went out with her handler last night and soon enough you’ll be able to see this ass get fucked by the black guy using her to get ahead. Shit worked for Kim Kardashian, so I figure it may work for her too, depending on whether she’s just an idiot, as I suspect she is, or if she’s got an actual plan.

See no one really gives a fuck about her now, we’ve all seen her naked, so when she’s not naked she’s officially irrelevant, cuz we can just google her to see her naked, so seeing her fuck isn’t really any different than her whore behavior, it is just natural progression of a porn chick, but seeing her get fucked by a negro brings the whole thing up to another amazing level, even if you hate blacks on whites in porn as so many people have emailed me already saying….it is still fucking awesome to watch…

I’m starting to get excited about this shit, but then again, I got nothing else going on. That is why this site is now the unofficial Karissa Shannon Slut fan club…..Send in 20 dollars for your free badge and membership package….

Posted in:Karissa Shannon

2010

Sep

Terrry Richardson’s Got Boring with this Natasha Poly Shoot of the Day

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I have felt the pressure of going mainstream to make real money. I’ve just stupidly been a hippie about shit and said that I’m much happier not making money and posting pictures of nipples…pretty much turning everyone off this site from advertisers, link partners, etc.

I know you don’t care about that, but I’ve got a point…Terry Richardson has the opposite problem, because he used seedy, sleazy, erotic shit and his dad’s connections to get known in the fashion world, and once the fashion world bit and decided to pay him stupid money, his pics when standard, uninpsired, point and shoot without the smuttiness, so whenever I see his corporate shit, I think he’s a fucking sell out who sucks…and I guess he’s thinking “look how much money I made off these idiots, I can buy a helicopter and a private jet”….reminding me that I fucking suck at pretty much everything I set my mind to, which in turn keeps me going….

Here are some Natasha Poly bitch posing stupidly for some magazine…..and if you look closely at it, like it was a magic eye poster, you may even see nipple…

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2010

Sep

Sasha Pivovarova Naked in Allure of the Day

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I’m like a rapper who only dates models now, only since I am not a rapper but instead a loser, I just post pictures of them, because not only do they generally look better than regular celebs, even though models aren’t actually celebs, but they are bitches who get paid to get topless like common strippers, only shit is masked in a catered photoshoot and the pictures run in major magazines, but they are still getting paid to get naked, and they are still getting naked to live the good, easy life, and I’ totally down for that….except when I see them in person and realize that 6 foot 3 woman, even when skinny are overpowering and manly and scary as fuck…..

Here’s some Sasha Pivovarova and her immigrant model tits getting the right kind of work…

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2010

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been watching the Karissa Shannon Sex Tape teaser the last few hours on repeat. The general feedback I’ve got so far is that people think she’s already a pornstar cuz she let Hef slam her up the ass, or that blacks fucking whites is disgusting, especially when they are weasel actors from Smallville, but I guess I’m not as racist, cuz seeing bitch get her hair pulled makes me laugh everytime…It’s safe to say this is a publicity stunt, but I hope it makes her the next Angelina Jolie or Kim Kardashian because it will mean more up and comers will take this route until fucking on camera is mandetory for success, something I co-sign cuz my life is boring and this gives me something to do with myself…

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Adriana Lima’s Short Shorts Are Making Her Ass Look Pretty Sweet
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Nicole Scherzinger Panty Peek
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Julia Restoin Roitfeld Isn’t Wearing A Bra
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Sofia Vergara More Big Boob Bikini Pics
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Julia Restoin Roitfeld’s Nipples Are See Through and On Display
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Coco’s Tits and Ass Never Take a Break Ever
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The Hollywood Fuck Up Hall of Fame
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Madonna is a Fucking Try Hard Geriatric
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Gemma Atkinson Really Knows How to Work Lingeries
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Celeb Slut Collection at the Burberry Show in London
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some Miley Cyrus Jailbail Action
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Kate is Cooking Naked – VIDO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Ashton Kutcher is Totally Guilty
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I Would So Bang Kylie Minogue
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2010

Sep

Lara Stone Grabs Her Tits in Vogue Paris of the Day

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Here is gapped tooth model Lara Stone grabbing her naked tits on the cover of Vogue Paris and I am posting it because any magazine where a girl grabs her naked tits on the cover, especially when she has awesome naked tits, is a magazine for me, even if that magazine disguises itself as a Fashion magazine to get huge advertisers…I know the truth….they aren’t nothing but Smut peddlers….

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2010

Sep

Karissa Shannon Superstar Sex Tape Exclusive of the Day

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Karissa Shannon Superstar is right….This clip is fucking amazing….and I can’t wait to see the whole video…which is out next week….LEGENDARY….loving seeing her get her whore hair pulled…genius….

I managed to convince my friend at Vivid to send me a clip from the Karissa Shannon Superstar sex tape….We’ve already seen some of the black on blonde, light bondage, natural lookin’ Playboy body unphotoshopped in these ScreenShots….but I always prefer seeing the real video…

Celebrity Sex Tapes is really what I live for. It is a big reason I have this site. I remember seeing the Pam and Tommy video many years ago and thinking that seeing a bitch from TV fucking is just a genius concept, even if she is just a slut, because now everyone knows she’s one….

It is one of those she has money, she has fame, she doesn’t need to waste her time letting the world see her fuck, but I’m fucking glad she did…and I am sure the inspiration behind this tape, Kim Kardashian feels the same fucking way, there is no way she can say she didn’t want to fuck on camera or have the world see a dick inside her, and there’s no way she’s regretting that shit cuz now she’s the biggest fucking ass, tits and thing in Hollywood….a real fucking money maker…when she’s nothing but a pornstar with strategy and a good PR team….

I don’t know much about this Karissa Shannon bitch, I just know that she’s obviously the uglier of the twins, because the ugly twin is always the insecure twin who does bad things to stand out from the other twin they secretly hate.

I don’t know how they ended up in Playboy, but some sources tell me because they let Hef fuck them up the ass, becasue they were just trashy enough, with fake blonde hair and a novelty that they were twins, young and willing to get through the process…..and who really cares, Playboy fucking sucks, it is dying along with Hef, it is boring and it takes these porn looking chicks and gives them the taste of getting naked, when really they shoulda just started out in porn…

But I guess if they started out in porn, I would have nothing to get excited about, because this sex tape wouldn’t mean shit and it is really all I have going on right now…

It may be desperate, it may be bottom feeding, but it is young pussy getting railed by black cock, and in this Hip Hop era, I see nothing wrong with any of this…even if this Sam Jones III actor turned drug dealer turned attempted rapper and record exec is exploiting this bitch to get himself ahead…shit’s still worth watching…cuz dumb whores even when being used is just as hot as them using themselves to get ahead…

Just remember that after all this hype about her the last month, she still only has 17,000 twitter followers, her’s got 5,800 meaning this Sex Tape may be their only hope…but the good news is that it is still a sex tape, and that’s good enough for me…

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