There’s some movie called You Again that I’ve never heard of coming out and this is the nonsense that went down at the premiere…
Jamie Lee Curtis and Sigourney Weaver showed up in the same dress, because I guess they thought it would be a funny publicity stunt, but I think it was more of a spot the bitch on hormone therapy who got her dick amputated cuz she was a born a hermaphrodite game….
There was some bitch named Sandra Taylor there in a pretty short fucking skirt….that I liked
Kristen Bell was also there….I find her boring, overrated and annoying…but I know all you idiots are into this shit…
That scary as fuck birth defect giraffe monster was thre too! Here name is Alexandra Ella and She’s fucking everywhere…
I find it funny that people want to fuck Taylor Momsen even though she looks like Lady Gaga. I find it funny that people are buying into her underage bad girl campaign that has been getting her noticed. I don’t buy her bullshit for a fucking second…and I will find it funny when she turns 18 and all the deprived Americans who can’t fuck young pussy but want to are forced to move onto the next one. It always happens and it always ends amazingly with drug addiction, prison sentences, sex tapes and suicide. Real eager for the 18th birthday on this twat.
Here she is promoting some bullshit for Madonna and her hairy troll daughter…
I know, I thought American Idol was over too, but apparently they pumped new life into it by bring every Latinos favorite popstar to the frontlines as a judge, since everything she touches turns to gold, for some unexplained reason.
She was wearing a onsie, a piece of clothing that normally gets me excited because it touches anus, vagina and nipples at the same time, that just irritates me when it’s on this 40 year old has been who never shoulda been con artist who is too rich for her own good and who really should just disappear…but instead is gonna be on TV twice a week…until American Idol finally dies the horrible death it deserves…
Here is my favorite feature of the day that everyone who comes to the site hates – since it’s hard to jerk off to the news – unless your only TV channel is the news and you’ve got a boner, no internet or magazines and the neighbor’s daughter isn’t sun tanning in the backyard….if you know what I mean….or you are weird….which you probably are, since you are visiting this site to jerk off and there’s nothing normal about that…and there is nothing normal about these weirdos in the news…
Mullet Man Stops Intruder in CT
A man with a gigantic mullet came face to face with an intruder that he was able to scare off – I am ready for the remix of this…
PA School Bus Driver in Court for Tickling Students
OH School Janitor Sentenced for Sex with teen
FL Cop Fired Over Fake Call to Get Girlfriend back
A Florida police officer, desperate to talk to his ex-girlfriend, conspired to get her to respond to a fake crime alert at a mall.
Oklahoma Kidnapper Falls Off Bridge in Standoff
A kidnapping suspect fell off a bridge after a standoff with local police
I don’t know who Guinevere van Seenus is, but she’s got a pretty stupid sounding name, and she’s naked in 10 Magazine…
I don’t know what 10 Magazine is, but I do know what Perfect 10 magazine is, partially because I used to hang out with this drunken redneck who worked at a sketchy magazine shop I’d waste hours of my day at….making extra money buying porn for minors…the smartest of the teens who wanted porn was this kid who made his porn money telling old ladies he needed a quarter to call his mom because his little brother was sick….only to convince me he needed his porn to teach his brother about women…that kid is probably running shit wherever he is now….not that it matters…..what matters is that this is a fashion shoot for a fashion magazine using “Artistic” nudity but shit’s pretty porno to me….
Here is the Alba scene from Machete. I don’t kno if this is her or a body double and I really don’t care, because Alba died to me a few years ago when she decided to have a kid, and no matter how well she bounces back from that shit, a living creature has managed to squeeze through her weird vindictive cunt that she used to trap her boyfriend who tried to leave her, but more importantly, she didn’t abort it because she felt like her career was in a safe place that wouldn’t be affected by a pregnancy, when really she only had a career cuz she didn’t have a kid..
I haven’t fucked a girl from the internet since I used to write offensive shit on local forums in the late 90s. I always hated the awkwardness of meeting these socially awkward pigs, but I do know that since then, hot pussy has hit the internet, but I’ve been married and I don’t like paper trails when I get drunk and stupid, so if you’re interested send in your request for a visit….even though I know if your sending shit into me, you’re probably the socially awkward pigs I once regretted banging, and still regret marrying….
Here are my stepLINKS
Ashton Kutcher Totally Banged This Whore and Now Another Hollywood MArriage is About To Fall Apart of the Day GO
Danielle staub Isn’t Good at Anything That Doesn’t Involve Taking Off Her Clothes But She Sures Likes to Try GO
I don’t know who the fuck the genius behind these pictures is, but I do know if you’re on the beach and Adriana Lima, mom pussy or not, is there in a bikini, you do whatever it takes to get a full body shot. You climb in a tree, you pay a retarded or blind kid to walk up to her and ask for a picture, you fucking dig a hole in the sand to pop up under her, you rent scuba gear, a hellicopter, a dune buggy, pretty much anything you can get your hands on to get the fucking shot….cuz sure, she’s hot and looks alright from the tit up, but that’s not why I do this site or spend my days wasting away on the internet looking at new pictures of celeb pussy….I do it to see the fucking goods, and not the goods hiding behind the fucking chair…
Everyone knows Britney Spears has a dumpy body. I don’t really need to bother writing about the shit, since you can just look at the pictures and see it….it’s one of those pictures shows a thousand dimples on a pig of person jacked on meds to make a lot of other people alot of money while sacrificing herself for the cause’s thigh….Good times…
Her name is Sarah Champan. She was smart enough to get knocked up with Puff Daddy’s fifth child as his Third Baby Momma because shit comes with a retirement plan. Here she is in a bikini on the beach in Miami because her life is now a fucking vacation.
You see, cuz Puffy makes stupid money, and stupid money can afford to send a bitch 100k a month to get her to fuck off and leave him alone when he would rather be fucking groupies and making hits than taking some annoying kid to little league. Being a dad fucks up his flow.
I know this first hand because this white Jewish girl I used to have on Facebook was fucking Diddy in NYC for a while. He’d fly her to San Diego and other places to fuck him, but he’d never be seen with her in public…He wouldn’t give her taxi money, alot of the time he’d make her just rub his head and the whole thing went down while his twins were being born….
He’s too rich to be normal or a good husband or a good dad and who really cares about how fucked up his kids are going to be, when you can stare and the tits who scammed his black ass….
Puff Daddy
Puffy’s Baby Momma in her Bikini of the Day
Her name is Sarah Champan. She was smart enough to get knocked up with Puff Daddy’s fifth child as his Third Baby Momma because shit comes with a retirement plan. Here she is in a bikini on the beach in Miami because her life is now a fucking vacation.
You see, cuz Puffy makes stupid money, and stupid money can afford to send a bitch 100k a month to get her to fuck off and leave him alone when he would rather be fucking groupies and making hits than taking some annoying kid to little league. Being a dad fucks up his flow.
I know this first hand because this white Jewish girl I used to have on Facebook was fucking Diddy in NYC for a while. He’d fly her to San Diego and other places to fuck him, but he’d never be seen with her in public…He wouldn’t give her taxi money, alot of the time he’d make her just rub his head and the whole thing went down while his twins were being born….
He’s too rich to be normal or a good husband or a good dad and who really cares about how fucked up his kids are going to be, when you can stare and the tits who scammed his black ass….
