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2010

22

Sep

Doutzen Kroes’ Topless and Thonged in Elle France of the Day

I assume some of you like jerking off to faces. You get to visualize cumming all over them. So this should be a nice change of pace from the regular porn pussy you get off to. You know the haggard, hard faces that look like they are peeling off. The acne scars and meth scabs they try to cover up with cheap make-up.

So what better way to tap into that fetish than to use these close-ups of Victoria’s Secret Doutzen Kroes looking pretty fucking nice to look at…

Not to mention you can see her topless ass in a g-string, which is more my thing, since when I look at bitches, I never even notice their faces..

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2010

22

Sep

Holly Madison Topless for Some UFC Bullshit of the Day

Holly Madison is so classy in her pantyhose and Chanel suspenders for some classy Jersey Shore read UFC magazine, because you know that no useless stripping whores at the local strip club rock Chanel like they were Jackie O, or whoever the fuck made Chanel some classy shit before fake titted blonde chicks dragged it through the fucking gutter of the the trailer park, making shit the most expensive designer stripper gear you get at the flea market sex shop, worn by trash who could sell their bodies, drugs, or fuck rich dudes…and I blame Hip Hop….

Not to mention she’s covering her fucking nipples, which is really the deciding factor in whether topless pics are topless pics and the whole thing irritates me because she made a career out of getting naked, so this half ass shit is like a big fuck you to all of us, not that she doesn’t need to get naked anymore…but the phoenix will rise from the ashes, and nothing is forever, cuz soon enough this Playboy garbage is gonna be in a Sex Tape too….I am sure of it…

Here she is in a UFC magazine, cuz UFC magazines are teh natural fit for an unnatural breast who is living in Vegas like a white trash slut chasing the dream..

Useless.

Posted in:Holly Madison

2010

21

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Life is less annoying when you don’t have friends. Sure, you get bored, but you can always entertain yourself masturbating, and you don’t have to bother dealing with idiots wasting your time, asking for favors, or whatever it is friends do….

My only friend is my wife and she’s not even my friend, I just let her talk to me and pretend she is cuz she pays my way.

I got crackheads in the park to talk to, but that’s just for entertainment, I wouldn’t really want them at my wedding, funeral, Bar mitzvah, thanksgiving dinner partially because they all smell like piss, but also because they are emotionally unstable…

A hot 20 year old girl I talk to on Facebook and Twitter is moving to Montreal to be closer to me…she asked if we could be friends and if we could hang out…I said no…not because I am married…but because it never ends at cumming on her tits…she’ll start bugging me to hang out, she’ll try to eat my food, it’ll be a whole process.

I prefer to focusing on what’s important, and that’s getting your Shirts to Read This Site In , or at least to have cam sex with chicks in, cuz they’ll think shit is so hype they’ll try to fist themselves for you….so hype they’ll move to your city and ask to hang out…

I don’t now why I just wrote so much, I blame the cocaine. It makes me chatty.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Cunt Gosselin Find New Ways to Enduce Vomit Everyday
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Bristol Palin Advocates Teen Abstinence By Looking Like a Whore on Dancing With the Stars – With VIDEO
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Everyman Guy Needs an Easy Slut and I Got One Right Here For You
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Three Sluts Get Freaky – VIDEO
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Meet the The Davalos Twins
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31 Pictures of Salma Hayek’s Busty Tits
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It’d Funny Because She’s Fat
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Ciara’s Crotch In Your Face
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Some Cheesy Haggard Pig Pussy With Fake Tits and Blone Hair Who You Will Find Hot
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Miley Cyrus And Her Trashy Underboob Tattoo
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Nicole Richie Uses Her Arms in a Bra While Rocking Bikini Bottoms
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Blake Lively is Slutty on Set
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Ciara’s Crotch is in Your Face. Literally – Photos AND Video
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Get a Load of Hugh Hefner’s Newest Blonde Whore, and Her Tits
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10 Awesome Whore Pictures of the Day
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They Call This Tequila Suicide – VIDEO
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And That’s Why You Don’t Pole Dance on Granny’s Bed – VIDEO
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Yvette Martinez Has the Right Kinda of Curves…Wow
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Am I the Only One That Laughs When I Think Of Justin Bieber’s Baby Dick Getting Hard While He Touches This Sluts Tits?
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Kim Kardashian’s Dating Chris Brown and May Get Her Big Tits Fucked Up – EXCITING
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Angela Simmons Looks Amazing in a Bikini
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Natalia is What Dreams Are Made Of
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Oh Look, Lesbian’s In the Military! – VIDEO (Scroll Down)
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Halle Berry Looks As Tasty As Ever
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Natisha Plays With a Big Red Toy
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Christina Milian Hotness
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Carrie Mulligan is Looking Hot at the Wall Street Premiere
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Nicole Scherzinger is As Sexy As Ever
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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You Don’t Have to Die a Useless Virgin, But Whatever, It’s Your Life
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Eva Longwhoria Looks Good in a Short Dress
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Bikini Slut Falls Off Slide
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Striptease of the Day
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Daria and Jackie, Oh My
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Malloy and Jayme Get It On
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7 Things You Never Wanna Hear From the Doctor
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Tammy Torres is Way too Much to Handle
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Follow Me, Cunts!
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

21

Sep

Karissa Shannon’s Sex Tape Preview Pics of the Day

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Here are some pictures released from the Karissa Shannon Superstar Sex Tape.

I have a friend who works at Vivid and he has seen the Karissa Shannon sex tape. It is supposed to be very fucking kinky. He wouldn’t go into too many details, but figure that the bitch was already getting naked to get ahead, and fucking her boyfriend on camera is just one step away from that, so I can only assume it’s worth watching….

I am glad that she realized her self-wroth and took the next logical step for her. She’s one of those easy to convince pussies, who are good to get working for you, especially when you’re her manager and make 20 percent of her money, all because you pretend she’s your girlfriend…

That’s not to say her blackboyfriend came up with this, but I’m thinking he did, cuz I’ve heard this bitch talk and she’s about as smart as a you’d expect….

But who really cares about her intelligence, she’s a young, damaged pussy with baggaged and a set of natural tits getting fucked like a pornstar, pretending she’s not one, cuz whoring is her meal ticket…and there’s something very beautiful about that….

Here are some preview pics I pulled off the site. Her ass looks pretty fucking hot…I guess she is Playboy trash afterall, I’m ready to see her fucked…no matter how staged, strategic, cheesy or interracial it is…September 28th is only a week away…

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Posted in:Karissa Shannon

2010

21

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is everyone’s least favorite feature – even though there’s some serious funny shit ever once in a while, but I guess there’s no real accounting for taste or sense of humor…and I guess if you really analyzed the shit, you’d know it’s actually seriously depressing…but here are some clips from today….they come with no guarantees…

Braves OF Trips Phillies Fan on Field

Flying Fish Attack A Mid-South Woman in Mississippi
Hundreds Of Asian Carp Leave At Least One Person Injured

Man Claims Insanity by Caffeine, Murders Wife
After strangling his wife with an extension cord a Kentucky man pleaded insanity by caffeine….Good one….

Twitter Hacked, Sending Users to Porn

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

21

Sep

Mikaela Olsson Topless for Fashion of the Day

Here is some no name model who has a name and that name is Mickaela Olsson, but no one’s ever heard of her. She is however trying to change that and get ahead by getting naked. I just want to acknowledge her effort, hard work and commitment to the cause because she realizes showing a little tit has got an upside if it leads to million dollar campaigns for 12 hours or less of work….It suits her lazy whore ass well and despite hating fashion, I love whores…or people who profit from their body party….and that’s why I’m doing my part to make her a household name…

Posted in:Mikaela Olsson

2010

21

Sep

Run DMC’s Daughter Angela Simmons’ Booty of the Day

I think everyone has listened to Run-DMC at some point in their life. Some of you may also follow him on Twitter, where her spews tons of bullshit about life. Some of you may be amazed by Run’s brother Russell Simmons cuz he’s pretty much a billionaire, fucks models all while having a fucking adult lisp…

I’m more into looking at his daughter’s booty in a bikini bottom. She’s 23, looks young, has some amazing thickness if you like thickness and here she is in her bikini…

Posted in:Angela Simmons|Rev Run

2010

21

Sep

Courtney Love Fake Tit Cleavage of the Day

There was a time Courtney Love was my friend. She followed me on TWITTER where she also ignored my questions about the shape and color of her vagina lips, my request for a sketch of her vagina, a description of her vagina in 10 words or less, and pretty much any other message I sent her before she stopped following me on Twitter …and went back to not knowing who the fuck I was….

Here she is showing off some tit. Looking a lot less gutter than I like for my alledged drug addict, muderers, turned popstar who managed to crawl her way back into the gutter and pull herself out of it with Cobain’s money….and really who cares…I just know she’s showing off tit, showered and not looking as good as she normally does, but that’s just cuz I have a gutter girl fetish…

Posted in:Courtney Love

2010

21

Sep

Kate Winslet’s Mom Ass in a Tight Black Dress of the Day

I never found Kate Winslet hot. She was actually the main reason I thought Titanic was a comedy, because no dude in their right mind would die for a fat chick, unless maybe the fat chick was there mother, if anything while the ship went down, I woulda used her as a life raft to stay warm and afloat because there was no real use for her, but maybe I’m just cold hearted and don’t believe in love, or maybe I just don’t believe in love when you know a bitch for a couple of days, or maybe I’m just bitter about bitches who take diamonds from their fiances only to never give them back…I don’t know why I am ranting about Titanic…when this post was meant to be up the upgraded, fitter Kate Winslet some of you may like, despite her dumpy mom ass, because of her red pubic hair and “womanly figure” which is just code of “into baked goods”….

Posted in:Kate Winslet

2010

21

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s Thickness in a Tight Dress of the Day

Kim Kardashian strapped herself up in her her spanx and ace bandages, squeezed her fatness into a tight a tight dress and showed off her tits and ass and unfortunately, that was good enough for me. Unfortunately, it’s just one of those days where Kardashian looks hot and I hate when that happens…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian