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2010

22

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I haven’t fucked a girl from the internet since I used to write offensive shit on local forums in the late 90s. I always hated the awkwardness of meeting these socially awkward pigs, but I do know that since then, hot pussy has hit the internet, but I’ve been married and I don’t like paper trails when I get drunk and stupid, so if you’re interested send in your request for a visit….even though I know if your sending shit into me, you’re probably the socially awkward pigs I once regretted banging, and still regret marrying….

Here are my stepLINKS

Ashton Kutcher Totally Banged This Whore and Now Another Hollywood MArriage is About To Fall Apart of the Day
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Danielle staub Isn’t Good at Anything That Doesn’t Involve Taking Off Her Clothes But She Sures Likes to Try
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Get Yourself Laid in Style
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Janice Dickenson Flashing Her Nasty Crotch
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A Closer View of Janice Dickinson Showing Off Her Panties Cause She’s an Old Whore
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This Way You Don’t Have to Worry About Herpes and If You Already Have Herpes, You Don’t Have to Worry About spreading It
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Sofia Vergera is Made From the Finest Columbian Product
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Now THAT’S a Freaky Lesbian Sex Scene
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The NFL Makes SO Much More Sense When There Are Playboy Playmates Involved
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Nicole Richie Looks Gross on Vacation But Here She’s Is Anyways Because I’d Take What I Can Get If I Were You
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Annalynne McCord is a Slutty Kiss Ass and Here Are the Pics to Prove It
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Lily Aldridge and Adriana Lima Wear Short Shorts
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10 Awesome Whore Pictures of the Day
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Lohan is Braless, What More Can I Say
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Random Pics of the Day – GALLERY
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Miley Leggy In Shorts
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Emma Knows How to Rock a Thong Proper
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And That’s Why You Don’t Watch Porn and Jerk Off in ther Library – VIDEO
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Aslyn Rae and Capri Anderson Know How to Fuck All Right – VIDEO
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Cosmo Goes Bondage and Its Hot and I Like It
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what The Hell Kind of Demon is Posessing Paz de la Huerta
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Lohan Doesn’t Look Like Death for Once
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Sophie Reade Brings the Girls Out In Nuts
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Spencer Pratt Loses His Mind on Video – VIDEO
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Parkour FAIL Compilation – VIDEO
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Getting Liad Doesn’t Have to Involve Court Cases
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Short Skirt Upskirts – VIDEO
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Lindsay Lohan Short Shorts
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Young Sluts Get Their Lez On – VIDEO
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Michelle Hunziker is an Oktoberfest Slut
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And MORE Adriana Lima
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Entertainment Tonight Made a List of The Best Celebrity Asses
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Striptease of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

22

Sep

Adriana Lima on the Beach of the Day

I don’t know who the fuck the genius behind these pictures is, but I do know if you’re on the beach and Adriana Lima, mom pussy or not, is there in a bikini, you do whatever it takes to get a full body shot. You climb in a tree, you pay a retarded or blind kid to walk up to her and ask for a picture, you fucking dig a hole in the sand to pop up under her, you rent scuba gear, a hellicopter, a dune buggy, pretty much anything you can get your hands on to get the fucking shot….cuz sure, she’s hot and looks alright from the tit up, but that’s not why I do this site or spend my days wasting away on the internet looking at new pictures of celeb pussy….I do it to see the fucking goods, and not the goods hiding behind the fucking chair…

Posted in:Adriana Lima

2010

22

Sep

Britney Spears and her Fat Chick Legs in Shorts of the Day

Everyone knows Britney Spears has a dumpy body. I don’t really need to bother writing about the shit, since you can just look at the pictures and see it….it’s one of those pictures shows a thousand dimples on a pig of person jacked on meds to make a lot of other people alot of money while sacrificing herself for the cause’s thigh….Good times…

Posted in:Britney Spears

2010

22

Sep

Puffy’s Baby Momma in her Bikini of the Day

Her name is Sarah Champan. She was smart enough to get knocked up with Puff Daddy’s fifth child as his Third Baby Momma because shit comes with a retirement plan. Here she is in a bikini on the beach in Miami because her life is now a fucking vacation.

You see, cuz Puffy makes stupid money, and stupid money can afford to send a bitch 100k a month to get her to fuck off and leave him alone when he would rather be fucking groupies and making hits than taking some annoying kid to little league. Being a dad fucks up his flow.

I know this first hand because this white Jewish girl I used to have on Facebook was fucking Diddy in NYC for a while. He’d fly her to San Diego and other places to fuck him, but he’d never be seen with her in public…He wouldn’t give her taxi money, alot of the time he’d make her just rub his head and the whole thing went down while his twins were being born….

He’s too rich to be normal or a good husband or a good dad and who really cares about how fucked up his kids are going to be, when you can stare and the tits who scammed his black ass….

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Puffy’s Baby Momma in her Bikini of the Day

Her name is Sarah Champan. She was smart enough to get knocked up with Puff Daddy’s fifth child as his Third Baby Momma because shit comes with a retirement plan. Here she is in a bikini on the beach in Miami because her life is now a fucking vacation.

You see, cuz Puffy makes stupid money, and stupid money can afford to send a bitch 100k a month to get her to fuck off and leave him alone when he would rather be fucking groupies and making hits than taking some annoying kid to little league. Being a dad fucks up his flow.

I know this first hand because this white Jewish girl I used to have on Facebook was fucking Diddy in NYC for a while. He’d fly her to San Diego and other places to fuck him, but he’d never be seen with her in public…He wouldn’t give her taxi money, alot of the time he’d make her just rub his head and the whole thing went down while his twins were being born….

He’s too rich to be normal or a good husband or a good dad and who really cares about how fucked up his kids are going to be, when you can stare and the tits who scammed his black ass….

Posted in:Puff Daddy

2010

22

Sep

Kelly Ripa Does Some High Heel Charity Run of the Day

When I read that Kelly Rippa was in some Charity run where she wears her heels, I thought shit would be more pornographic. I guess I just assumed she’d be doing it in a short skirt with her little titties bouncing out of her shirt, because when I think of heels, I think of lowcut shirts and tight skirts, but instead it was just some kind of bullshit publicity stunt that didn’t get me off, but her cheesy whore tattoo does…cuz cheap backyard flea market tattoos scream the perfect level of trash I need in my women…

Posted in:Kelly Ripa

2010

22

Sep

Annalynne McCord is Not Hot of the Day

I hate this bitch. I don’t even know what she does, I just see her around at events but not actually at the events because I am too irrelevant to get invited to these bullshit events…meaning that not matter how much I hate this bitch, she’s more relevant than me and I guess that’s just somethign I gotta deal with while visualizing hate fucking her and cumming all over her her bare back in this dress….

I did meet her friend from her show a couple of weeks ago. I should have asked for her number, that way I could have at least had phone sex…

Posted in:Annalynne McCord

2010

22

Sep

Erin Heatherton for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I guess this is one of the latest girls who sold her soul to Victoria’s Secret, but I could be wrong, maybe the soul selling only happens when you are an immigrant looking for the American Dream, or a means to put food on your family’s table, while the American “Angels” are just hot pussy with a variety of options who just choose Victoria’s Secret cuz it’s like the Holy Grail of being considered hot pussy. Who knows and really who cares…cuz here she is at the store looking hotter than most of the immigrant girls when they do in stores, cuz this bitch is actually showing tit…making her my new favorite…..

Posted in:Erin Heatherton

2010

22

Sep

Rosario Dawson Body in Some Dress of the Day

Rosario Dawson is some gutter hispanic chick who was born to teenage parents, lived as a squatter, was found by Larry Clark and Harmony Korine at 15 where they figured they’d hire her to get into her bra and panties for their movie and no one would care if she got half naked at 15, because her parents couldn’t really sue them cuz they were broke ass, and why would they, 15 was the age they were making babies, and maybe this will open doors, which I guess it did….cuz now she is a big star, with big tits and a big head kinda like a hispanic horse coming to get her whore, coked up ass ridden into the sunset on…and I only call her a coked up whore because that’s what this hispanic girl who grew up in her hood told me…

Here are her legs, ignore her big feet and head.

Posted in:Rosario Dawson

2010

22

Sep

Heidi Montag Flashes her Bikini Covered Twat of the Day

Heidi Montag has clearly worked out a deal with this paparazzi company to release staged pictures of her, so that everyone makes money off bullshit….

The paparazzi agency is called “Pacific Coast News”. They used to give me images for free, cuz they were nice and understood I was broke, but eventually turned into typical paparazzi scum and tried to exploit me for stupid money I don’t have to post their staged bullshit pictures of idiots….

For some reason, people give a fuck about these cunts…so here are Heidi and Spencer milking their low level of fame, flashing a little bikini bottom covered cunt, in this staged set of pictures….

The world has evolved from getting excited about seeing a bitch in a bikini and having that being enough to really secure their place in the industry….and for that reason I think these assholes should step it up by releasing their murder suicide videos, or at least some sex tapes, cuz plastic pussy or not, I’d still like to see her get fucked…but the again, I am down to watch anyone fuck.


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Posted in:Heidi Montag

2010

22

Sep

Emma Stone Does InStyle of the Day

Emma Stone is one of these new Actresses who are getting a lot of buzz and by buzz I mean perverted dudes jerking off to her. She’s like that Amanda Seyfried twat, pretty much on the fence to be the the next big thing…to get fucking huge and take the fuck over, but not quite there. I’ve been getting a lot of emails by my standards (1 email) about how I need to feature her and her red haired pussy more often so here she is in InStyle.

Shit is boring but I’m anticipating a quick rise to the top, a quick fall when she is replaced by the 1000s of girls who are hotter an more talented than her, then lots of nudity….at least that’s what I’m hoping for…cuz I like nudity, better than this garbage…

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