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2010

18

Oct

Obama Streaker on Tape of the Day

Here is a video of a dude with a small penis who decided to streak Obama. If you watch the news, you’ve probably heard of him, but since you just masturbate all day to pictures of Miley Cyrus, you likely haven’t….I always appreciate a good streaking video, even if the streaker doesn’t have a vagina, but instead a penis that looks like a vagina, you’d think he’d keep underwraps, but I guess if he did, that wouldn’t make him a streaker, now would it. Watch.

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2010

18

Oct

Mary Louise Parker Naked in Weeds of the Day

Here is a clip from Weeds, proving that TV can’t survive without decent fuck scenes with tit, and also proving that Mary Louise Parker is a borderline pornstar stripper with daddy issues and drug addiction willing to get naked and simulate sex for money by pretending it is art when knowing deep down inside it’s some hooker shit…and I’m not complaining cuz a world without whores willing to fuck or get naked for personal gain would be very homosexual….

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2010

18

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I spent the last two days at various homeless shelters and community centers and goodwill shit scoping out single mother’s down on their luck…feeding their babies the free turkey dinner….hoping to get a blowjob…it didn’t really work out for me…since all the poor bitches who bother giving their kids a free dinner are not really hot…as the hot poor bitches are too busy sucking dick for drug money while their kid eats a box of cookies, especially on Canadian Thanksgiving…cuz that’s when people with money to pay for blowjobs have free time….so I’m pretty exhausted…

I didn’t make any friends on the journey, I just got stupidly drunk in some ridiculous free turkey fueled bender that I hardly remember, so I’m not even going to bother asking you to be my FACEBOOK FRIEND , cuz it’s pretty fucking pathetic….and I’m hungover…

So here are my stepLINKS

JWoww is a Wrestling Slut Now
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Yeah I’d Bang Joan Collins, So What?
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Two Naughty BFFs Get It On
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Because Web Sluts Are The Easiest Kind of Sluts
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Alex Ovechkin and the Most Bizarre Sports Commercials of All Time
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Beyonce’s Best Ass Shots
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Nasty Party Sluts Take Over Playboy Mansion
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Candice Swanepoel’s Awesome Bikini Body
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Paris Hilton Recent Topless Shots
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Some Blake Lively Cause You Like Her Legs
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Roxanne Pallett Bikini Nipples
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Mickey Mantles Dick Was Bigger Than Yours Is
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Paris Showing Off Her Lonely Nipple
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Some Kate Bosworth Hotness
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Jenn Sterger Will Have You Thinking Dirty Thoughts
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Naked Slut Playing Wii? Yes Please
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Get a Load of Jessica Marie
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Okay Watcing and Listening to a Little Jamaican girl Talk is Pretty Much the Most Amazing Shit Ever – VIDEO
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NOT ANOTHER SCREECH SEX TAPE, PLEASE!!!!
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Ophilia is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Jane Bond Comes Back to Life
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A Little Bit of Hilary Duff
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2 Hot Babes and a Dildo
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Miranda Kerr Victoria’s Secret Lingerie – 2010
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Swedish Babe in Stockholm
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Miranda Cosgrove is Jail Bait
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Remember Elizabeth Berkley From Showgirls
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striptease of the Day
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Ella, Caprice or Martiska?
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Erin Nicole in Sheer Blue
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Cougar Town: The 40 sexiest celebrities over 40 (160 pics)
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And MORe Proof Lady Gaga is and Has Always Wanted to Be a Giant Fame Whore – VIDEO
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Flavor of Love’s Slutty DELISH
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FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

18

Oct

Miley Cyrus In Some Shorts of the DAy

Miley is not quite 18 yet so she still get you all excited and all she really has to do is show off a little shoulder skin and leg and you’re spent. That’s all we fucking need from her and it is all because she is under 18….but I do have faith that her 18th birthday will not do what Demi Lovato’s did to her…and that Miley has the right amount of fame hungry and knowledge of how to sex things up enough to push boundaries and stay relevant…but I guess that doesn’t matter, cuz we still have some criminal time with her that we might as well take in as much as we can cuz they all grow up so fast…don’t they…you sick fuck….

To See The Pictures of Her Mom’s Hot Fat Fake Tits and her 7 Year Old Sister in a Push Up Bra – Follow This Link – Cuz I’m Not About to Post the Shit – Too Hardcore for Me….
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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2010

18

Oct

Demi Lovato Young Pussy of the Day

Demi Lovato is officially 18…so I figured I’d post these pictures of her to show you just how ugly a birthday can make a pussy….What used to drive you crazy and lead to you masturbating all over yourself in shame in your basement…is now pussy that is pretty uninteresting showing off leg and a little tit…that just 2 months ago would have made you lose your mind and drive out to the local park where you know the teens hang at night to try to convince one to let you touch her tit…but now…it doesn’t do much for you….one birthday can take it all the fuck away….and that’s why Demi Lovato needs some pussy pics….cuz seriously…these aren’t cuttin’ it for me…but it is amazing just how an 18th birthday can pretty much ruin sex appeal and a career…here are the pics to prove it…

Posted in:Demi Lovato

2010

18

Oct

Mel B’s Big Tits of the Day

Scary Spice was showing off some of her stupidly big tits I used to jerk off to before she was a mom, back when she was the hard nippled in music videos when I was stealing cable and before I had internet, leaving me little options to get off…it was a simpler time when throat fucking porn wasn’t the norm and people had to get creative in their masturbation…when it meant drilling a peep hole into your adopted sister’s room, using Victoria’s Secret catlogs, National Geographic or breast cancer awareness pamphlets with surivior pictures, and I am sure many worse things if I tried to think about it, you did what you had to do…and as her baby daddy, comedian Eddie Murphy, who wanted nothing to do with her can atest to, Mel B was unfortunately one of those things…

Posted in:Mel B

2010

18

Oct

Eliza Dushku’s Big Vagina Amazes Me of the Day

Whenever I am reminded that Eliza Dushku gets fucked by negro dick….I am seriously amazed by it…It’s like even if dude has a micro cock compared to the rest of his body…he’d still split her in half….I mean just his fingers alone are bigger than an average grown man’s cock…and that shit gets slid inside her…making me think her pussy either has a lot of fucking give, or shit’s just big and either way, I think I kinda like how much of a dirty slut that makes her…partially cuz I know just how angry this makes her family, fans and every other racist that thought she was wholesome and their dream girl after seeing her in that one movie she was in and not as a colored lovin’ plantation owner’s daughter…if you know what I mean…and partially cuz I like watching white chicks get railed by black dudes…probably cuz I’m not white.

Posted in:Eliza Dushku

2010

18

Oct

stepNEWS of the Day

Sometimes, I hate the stepNEWS too….so you can keep your hate mail to yourself…cuz they are staying cuz every once in a while there is something amazing….today is just not one of those days…

Teen ‘Bully’ Accused Of Toilet-Tipping

Police in Delaware have charged a 14-year-old after they say he forced a 7-year-old inside a “Port-O-John” and intentionally knocked it over

Caught on Tape: Transformers 3 Crash w/ Real Police Vehicle

One of the Transformers cars, Bumblebee, crashed into a DC Police SUV while filming in Washington, DC. Filming resumed at a different location later in the day

US Airways Flight Attendant Busted for Cocaine in Indianapolis

A US Airways flight attendant was seen with bags of cocaine strapped to her body after walking through a full body scanner, initially saying they were tampons.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

18

Oct

Mark Zuckerberg Billonaire Gets Shitty Pussy of the Day

You’d think Mark Zuckerberg would use his 25 percent of 25 billion dollar Facebook or at least take advantage of the fact that he can log into anyone’s account and read all their messages, and see all their pictures, and use his robot skills to behavioral target ideal pussy worth fucking, but instead he ended up with this weird Asian shit that looks like he dragged her out of his special olympic Asperger’s group therapy session…and I guess who really cares, cuz when dude has 6 billion dollars at the age of 27 or whatever the fuck age he is, no social skills, his virginity and a robot brain that lead to no friends or pussy growing up, any pussy that gives him the time of day is good pussy..even if he could get any pussy he wanted but the pussy he chose looks like this…and as logical a dude he is…that just makes no fucking sense…

I know he probably thinks he owns the world and he pretty much does but I’m ready for something new to step in a replace it like it was Myspace. They’ve deleted my profile 4 times and I think it’s time for the world to stop using them and making assholes like this who don’t even use the money we make him for good sex….that pisses me off.






Posted in:Mark Zuckerberg

2010

18

Oct

Candice Swanpoel in a Bikini of the Day

I was about to get excited about this Candice Swanpoel bitch in pictures in her bikini, but then the girl I am sitting next to, who has huge amazing tits that I keep trying to grab, said that she looks like Katherine Heigl and now I can’t stop looking at her and seeing Katherine Heigl and I fucking hate Katherine Heigl so I’m all confused….

What was going to be a post celebrating South Africa’s accomplishments in making such decent looking pussy I want to eat despite having a high AIDS rate that would normally throw me off a pussy.has turned into a hateful feeling about Katherine Heigl and now I am sad….hold me…

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