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2010

09

Sep

Amazing Amazing Race Clip of the Day

I spent my morning watching my own kind of amazing race. It was a group of high school girls in what must have been gym class, wearing pretty seductive, low cut tank tops, in what would have been an amazing video, but would have been illegal for me to do, and I figured why ruin a good thing and get arrested to share with you idiots, when I can just sit there and enjoy it, since when you don’t have a camera, no one suspects you of being a fucking pervert….

That said, someone sent in this preview video for the Amazing Race and I pretty much laughed, so that makes it good enough to start the day here.

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2010

08

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I was thinking I should start featuring some of the best comments made on the site, so the world can get in on the bullshit that this site is, but then I realized that nobody really reads the site, so assuming featuring anything would get noticed, is really just a waste of fucking time, not to mention, no one bothers commenting on the site so it would make it impossible to really keep it alive….so I just figured I’d stop bothering trying to come up with ideas, I’ll just post pictures of hot pussy from my facebook account…..

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That said….add Me to Facebook Cuz I Need Friends and Facebook Won’t Let Me Add Random People Anymore They Flagged as Suspicious….
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And I’ll just run through the motions til I die. So here are my stepLINKS…

Britney Spears Sexually Harassed a Man for Soda and The Amazing Part of That Sentence is That You Didn’t Read It Wrong
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The Best Story About Paris Hilton I Have Ever Read Ever – MUST READ
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Caroline Wozniacki Juicy Camel Toe, I Mean, JUICY
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Sluts Strip Down and I Couldn’t Ask For More
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This Chick Bad: A Guide To Nicki Minaj’s Best Back Shots
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Weird Pole Dancing Slut of the Day
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Peaches and Her Friend Get It On – VIDEO
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25 Hottest Celebrity Sports Fans You Want at Your Tailgate
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Petra Nemcova Upskirt
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Rooney Mara is Set to Be the New ‘It’ Girl, What Do You Think Though?
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Sammie’s Self Pics Will Drive You Wild
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The MOST Ridiculous Ass I Have Seen in a Long Time
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Minka Keely Freaks Out About Some Thing or Another, Looks Fantastic in Tight Jeans
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Backyard Swing Twick FAIL – VIDEO
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Web Cam Finger Fuckings – VIDEO
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Suelyn Medeiros Curves Are Too Much
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Some JErsey Shore Titty Action
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Aiden, Ashley and Jazy Get It On – VIDEO
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I REALLY Hope This Story About Brad Pitt Banging a Flight Attendant is True
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Bad Face Day or Not, I’d Still Fuck Bar Rafaeli
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There Vintage Dating Videos Never Get Old – VIDEO
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Hot Asian Sluts to Beat Off To – GALLERY
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I Can’t Believe I’m Saying This Outloud But Katie Holmes is Looking Fuckable
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Pam Anderson Wants to Film a Sex Scene With You
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Wet Hot Summer With Playboy
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Alic is a Tall Drink of Water
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200 Bottle os Beer Go Boom – VIDEO
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More of Ashley Green and Miley Cyrus Slutting It Up
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The 30 Greatest Moments In Pedobear History
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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some Brand New Nearly Nudes of Kim Kardashian
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Boise State vs. TCU – Cheerleader Edition
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Insane Naked Man Gets Pulled Off Cop Car And Goes Splat – VIDEO
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Angey or Not I’d Still Bang Charlize Theron
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Hot Sluts Play Connect 4 – VIDEO
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Jessica is All Oiled Up
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Lori Buckby is a Sexy and Slutty Con Artist
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Girl On Girl For Wayne Rooney
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2010

08

Sep

Charlize Theron Hard Nipple of the Day

Although one would think my first love for South Africa is the high AIDS rate cuz shit just gets me all excited about the future of sex, not to mention gives me something to joke about when playing compare Paris Hilton’s Vagina to a Country games on long drives, the truth is my first love for South Africa is Charlize Theron….even though she escaped the shit and left her family behind after her mom shot her father to be all fancy and important in Hollywood….

She introduced me to the beautiful country when I was just an ignorant and uneducated 28 year old, and she was just a hot pussy in Playboy trying to make it in America, knowing like Kim Kardashian, Pam Anderson, and pretty much any relevant Hollywood actor with no family connections, that getting naked was the only way.

I respect that hustle and I think she’s kinda hot…so seeing her 40 year old hard nipples doesn’t quite get me as excited as hard nipples did when I was 14 in Gym class, but it’s good enough to get a post on this low grade, no standard website. Yay.

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2010

08

Sep

Ashlee Simpson’s Legs in a See Through of the Day

Ashlee Simpson is doing a hell of a lot better than her fat as fuck sister…I like to think this is a good old case of sabotage. You know after years of being on the back burner in the family, doing what Jessica wanted, spending birthdays and Christmas where Jessica happened to be performing, pretty much putting everyone’s life on hold for Jessica….only to decide to launch her own career, that was a fucking disaster, because no one told her that just cuz your sister is liked, wanted and famous, doesn’t mean you will be…pretty humiliating herself and making her resent and hate Jessica even more….You know, secretly happy when Jessica’s marriage failed, and when Jessica couldn’t land a man, or keep a man to have a family with…realizing how rewarding it was when Jessica finally got what she fucking deserved….and Ashlee came out as the fucking winner, with a happy marriage to a faggot, a baby, money and a good life….that Jessica just can’t get. Finally, something Ashlee is good at. Finally the prize in the family….

I can only assume that Ashlee is partially responsible for this, you know melting a stick of butter in Jessica’s protein shakes, or having eating competitions with her to get the ball rolling, only to puke secretly, leaving Jessica to blow the fuck up…It is the only explanation for Jessica Simpson’s new fat and horrible body ….


Here are some pictures of her rocking out at the US Open Cuz It’s Good To Be Her Now That She’s the Prize of the Family Even Though She’s Retarded
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2010

08

Sep

Sofia Vergara Hides Her Tits of the Day

This is some typical slut behavior. When bitch was trying to get out there, she had no problem using her tits as hard as she could to get both work and noticed….It got to the point where she was only known for your immigrant tits….but now that she’s won an Emmy, she’s got arrogant and feels confident, like she doesn’t need to exploit herself anymore….and this is typical ….luckily it never works out, because the public only care about her tits, she just has a delusion that they care about her anyway she comes…but that’s not reality…and when reality finally sets in…she’ll back to her old slut self…but in the meantime, welcome to the dry period….

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2010

08

Sep

Lacey Schwimmer is Annoying for DWTS of the Day

Lacy Schwimmer is one of the dancers on Dancing with the Stars, but it looks like she’s more interested in being one of the failed celebrities she is paid to dance with, I can just tell in her eyes, and in her tacky, trashy, stripper from the suburbs shirt, that she’s screaming to be offered the chance to get naked in Playboy, or on all fours getting fucked by a black man in a sex tape like she was Kim Kardashian, because let’s face it, growing up as a champion Ballroom dancer, she wasn’t really getting much attention from pretty much anyone, ballroom dancing is some serious geek shit, that even her dad, the loser on Friends couldn’t respect or see a future in….

She’s 22, she’s a prime candidate for her 5 minutes of fame to blow-up horribly into an entertaining and slutty demise and I know that I’m ready for it.

Update – She looks too fat to be a dancer…but apparently….she’s still a dance…

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2010

08

Sep

Katy Perry Embarrasses Herself Internationally on X-Factor Italy of the Day

This is a video of Katy Perry proving that she can be equally untalented, uninteresting, and capable of awkward and embarrassing performances on an international level….This high school talent show quality show took place in Italy…I wonder where the next stop for the promo tour of shit is going to be….and that I mean where the fuck are the topless titty fucking pics we’ve all been waiting for? Her tits are all she is good for and they aren’t even good enough for the attention and money she’s getting…the world is filled with good tits….on better bodies…

I hate this trash.


Here are some pictures of her after this life changing performance of shit….
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Posted in:Katy Perry

2010

08

Sep

Jessica Simpson Shows Off Her Fatness of the Day

Like all fat chicks, she just keeps growing and growing…If there is one thing I hate about fat people, it’s not their eating or their sleep apnea that keeps me up all night cuz the bitch is a fucking louder and gives off more heat than a broken furnace, it’s when they accept being fat, embrace being fat and parade their fat asses around like a cow at the county fair, hoping that other people will follow the fucking lead and give them the respect they feel they deserve because they have no self control and eat their loneliness away every night.

It looks like there is no stop to this fat shit, and one day they’ll have to crane this pig to the hospital for gastic bypass and the whole thing is pretty sad, cuz when she was disciplined before being tired of all the work that went into being disciplined, she was pretty fucking spectacular…sure we all knew her body and tits had the capacity to become this…we just never thought the Hollywood pressure would allow her to be…

It’s all very depressing, but not as depressing as it is for her mattress….

She’s still a decent target for gold diggers and I really don’t know why no one has knocked her up yet, cuz fat or not, she’s a meal ticket who loves as many meals as she can fit into her busy day of eating…

I’m just happy she’s not pullin a Kim Kardashian fat chick style tip and wearing spandex….cuz that the kind of shit hell is made of.

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2010

08

Sep

Rachel Bilson Single and Shopping of the Day

I uploaded these pictures thinking they were a lot more exciting. I’m not really sure why, because Rachel Bilson has been consistently boring as fuck since she left the OC. I used to just blame the kid from Star Wars for kidnapping her and brainwashing her in his Canadian barn he made her live in, but now she’s got nothing to blame but herself for fucking sucking and not fucking sucking the way we like….

I guess it’s one of those situations where you lock a bitch in the basement for the first 15 years of her life, before getting caught when the telephone company sticks their noses where they don’t belong, only to get you arrested, and getting her released to the public where she is never quite right and always quite weird…..

But this is Hollywood….and we don’t have patience for these cunts who could have been flashing pussy with the best of them 5 years ago…not flashing pussy now that they are allowed….she needs to really figure out her priorities and step the fuck up and live out a youth of sluttiness that was stolen from her…cuz all these recent pics of her make me and everyone else fucking sleepy….

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2010

08

Sep

World’s Shortest Man Dancing Video to Lift Your Spirits of the Day

I don’t know if this is old or new, but assume it is new, because the dude is holding the 2011 Wold Record for being the shortest man, which I guess means it’s from the future, but I do know that the world’s shortest man doesn’t look like he is human, he looks more monkey than anything, but he sure as hell knows how to get down…

Seriously, I need his dance looped and in every music video the comes out from now til the end of time….it is just that fucking amazing….It’s not only a good way to break up the boring work day….it’s a good way to change your fucking life.

WATCH IT.

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