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Jessel Pena is the Instagram Of The Day
Jessel Pena is the Instagram Of The Day
Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day
Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day
Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day
Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day
Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day
Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day
Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day
Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2010

13

Aug

Britney Spears Looks Crazy in Shorts of the Day

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I feel like Britney Spears is this emotionally unstable mess thanks to being wrecked by everyone around her at a young age and now those same people are feeding her pills to shut her the fuck up and glass over her eyes so she doesn’t do anything crazy, like an autistic kid or some shit who you feed candy so he doesn’t freak the fuck out, cuz it is the only thing that soothes him and keeps him relaxed and calm, only instead of candy it’s blended coffee drink, and knowing all this makes it so fucking hot to see, cuz without her handlers and her frap, she’s naked, screaming and smearing shit on her bedroom walls cuz she thinks fecal art is the only art, or what I like to call, the best sex ever….cuz fucking crazy people is the best kind of fucking…especially when they are popstars…

So here is her hot mom ass in shorts making me horny for another mental breakdown episode I can masturbate to.

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2010

13

Aug

Ellen’s Hot Lesbian Tits of the Day

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Ok, I probably should have said Ellen’s not so hot lesbian tits, because this is the kind of body that makes lesbianism a horrible fantasy, not that’s lesbianism should ever be a fantasy unless it involves you in the room with the two girls, which automatically makes it not so lesbian, or if you are a rape or molestation victim scared of cock cuz of the pain it caused you, cuz Lebsianism is boring and no matter how hard I try, how does it end. There is no closure, there is no cumshot, and why if they are lesbian, do they use dick shaped things, doesn’t that just mean they want dick inside them, but can’t bring themselves to it, and it all just doesn’t matter, cuz most lesbians look like dudes and aren’t playing the lesbian trophy wife cuz it is good for their career….and yes, I just did a post on Ellen, the woman I don’t know is a women…wearing her child molestor shoes and ruining Covergirl Make-Up’s brand as girls don’t want to look like Ellen and I realize how horrible an idea this was, but it’s too goddamn late now.

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2010

13

Aug

Hilary Swank in her Bikini in Her Bikini of the Day

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This Hilary Swank bitch is really something. No matter how old she gets, or how boxy and broad shouldered she gets. I still find her transgendered. From the first time I tried jerking off to her getting raped in “Boys Don’t Cry” where she played a chick who pretended to be a dude, ace bandaging them big old tits down and stuffing her underwear so she could get down with Becky from Roseanne, until last year where she played a dyke aviator, to now where she’s flexing her borad boxy body on the beach, I still haven’t quite figured her out and I’m not about to start now…cuz I really don’t care that much…I just know that if she’s got a vagina…then no matter how manly a bitch is…it’s still not gay…unless she’s fucking you up the ass…in which case I’d say you’re kinda on the fence…

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2010

13

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Does Maxim of the Day

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Lohan’s publicist is probably one of the top in Hollywood, cuz this is Lohan and Lohan has a budget for the shit, despite what people say about her being broke, cuz royalties alone on the work she has done probably makes her a fucking killing and there is no need for her to ever work again. This is Lindsay Lohan, one of the biggest celebrities in the last decade, just not the busiest one when it comes to work…

So I know that everything she does is staged, set up, planned, coordinated, she’s a brand who probably doesn’t even own the rights to her own name anymore….

That’s why this whole Jail thing happened. Did anyone bother looking into whether the court was actually a court and not just a rented courtroom set up to look like an actual courtroom with actors and media outlets paid off to make the lie a reality….seems a lot more likely than going to jail and forced 3 month rehab treatment for a fucking DUI.

It’s all strategy to get her an Academy Award, and here is a recent part of that strategy with some Maxim pictures of her big fat lesbian that aren’t really lesbian titties that were taken right before all this went down, cuz when you are on your way to prison, you gotta make sure you do spreads in dying men’s magazines so that when you’re away, people will have somethingto talk about.

All this to say, she’s got amazing tits….

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2010

13

Aug

Rihanna’s Nipple Ring of the Day

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I don’t know when these pictures of Rihanna were taken, I am not really into this whole keeping track of celebrities so much that I know when a picture was fucking taken…most of the time I don’t even know who the picture is of…because my entire life, I had no fucking interest in celebrities and that hasn’t changed…my interest has alway deeply lied in sex…and for as long as I can remember, I would ask girl about how they like masturbating, getting fucked, sucking dick, and all these other things that would get mixed response cuz I was 12.

I do know that they are of her in some see through dress and the light is bouncing off her pierced nipple, cuz like all girls with pierced nipples, she wants the world to know she has a pierced nipple, like it’s some kind of accomplishment that keeps her “hard” or “interesting” or whatever the fuck bitches pierce their nipple for….like lesbianism or being a frat boy on spring break in Cancun….

I’ve never fucked a girl with a nipple ring, I think that shit got popular well into my life fucking normal girls…..and it’s not so popular with the crackheads I sometimes visit…cuz they don’t like leaving any money on the table…they like to invest it all into drugs…and nipple rings are too valuable to not pawn off…

But I do know a group of 17 year olds sitting next to me at a coffee shop the other day know all about the shit cuz 3 of them got it done earlier that week and they kept talking about it and running to the bathroom to show each other…leaving me very angry they thought I was homeless instead of someone interesting to fuck for their diary…..So I guess nipple rings are making a comeback….and here is Rihanna’s if you even care….

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2010

13

Aug

Amber Heard Flashes Her Panties in a Classic Upskirt of the Day

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I wonder if the rest of the world is as bored of celebrities as I am. It’s like there is no excitement anymore…it’s all been done, it’s all been played out cuz the PR people figured out the simple tricks to go noticed, or what I like to call “Bikini, Panty, Nipple, Vagina, Sex Tape” in order of desperation, that now when a young starlet I want to fuck partially cuz shes young, partially cuz she’s alirght looking, partially cuz I saw Zombieland and it was either her or Little Miss Sunshine or some awkward Jewish guy to lust after, but mainly cuz she’s got a vagina and since being punished with my wife’s tainted, meaty, smelly, what looks like it may be roadkill and the definitely is the single most vile pussy I have ever encountered in my life, and I have encountered many, most low fucking grade, pretty much everything is a step the fuck up and stomp the fucking yard….

So here is Amber Heard in what has become the classic getting out of the car with white panties in a black dress so the cameras get it incidences that woulda been better done crotchless….or maybe even spread eagled on the beach somewhere, but like any PR person knows, you gotta make the shit look as casual as possible as to not look desperate….

Yes. I just analyzed a panty flash. I know. I should spend my energy staring at it. Just another example of me sucking at life…

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2010

13

Aug

Everyday Stripper of the Day

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I have always said that all girls are fucking strippers, some just aren’t as confident as others to do the shit in public, while others have been brainwashed to think that stripping is bad, so that when they do it, they feel all dirty and wrong, like Jesus is watching over them judging. I have also always said that all girls are whores and that some just work for money, while other’s work for status and lifestyle, but the core of it is all the fucking self-involved, out for personal gain, using your pussy to get ahead same. I am not a scientist, but assume it’s gotta do with evolution and instincts that we’ve tried to repress all these years of “ciilization”….

That said, every once in a while, enough drugs makes one of these bitches who is on the fence tap into her instinct and you get public stripping in a place where strippers don’t work.

I’ve seen it at least 5 times at bars. I’ve seen it on the street. I’ve even seen it at the stripclub when four 18 year olds on vacation thought it’d be a good idea to ask the DJ to try stripping…it is cuz girls of all shapes and all sizes are attention seeking whores…and if titties are involved, even fat lesbian titties with nasty pussy, I’m ok with it….if anything, it’s the one thing I love in the world…which is saying a lot for someone incapable of emotions…

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2010

12

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Today was a pretty fuckin horrible day that involved boring internet content, but more importantly boring real life content. I was surrounded by some fat girls for my 5 hour wait at the immigration office, some of them smelled like shit, while others just looked like shit….and you can blame them for my shitty internet performance today cuz everytime I had something interesting to write on this shit, I lost it, cuz misshapen asses with guts hanging over them have that affect on me.

Here are my stepLINKS

Audrina’s Amazing Body Belong in a Bikini
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Mischa Barton is Sloppy and Smoking Weed in a Bikini
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Because the Possibility of you Getting Laid Today Isn’t Fucking Likely
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Jessica Alba Flashes Her Bare Ass
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Sofia Vergara’s Hottest Twit-Pics Wow
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Will Ferrell is Fucking Amazing – VIDEO
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Kelly Brooke is Lookin’ Tasty
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Michelle Beadle and the 20 Hotties Who Deserve Bigger Jobs In Sports
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Joss Stone Panty Upskirt
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A Little Bit of Lea Michele
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Kitty’s Self Shots
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Brooke’s Striptease
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Blondie Shows Off – VIDEO
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Heart Attack of the Day with VIDEO
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This is What Crack Does to Formerly Hot Babes – BEFORE AND AFTER
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Renee Lacombe is in Her Undies
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And This is Why You Don’t Put Up a Tent While Drunk – VIDEO
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Lisa and Kylie Lez it Up
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Maliah Michel’s Body is Just Insane
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Vanessa Hudgens Braless Pokies
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Lookin Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Nikki Kane Shows Off
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Anna Kendrick is Looking Super Hot
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pictures Of The Day
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Zach Galifianakis is Fucking Amazing
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Sofia Vergara says Madonna Looks Like a Freak – With Sexy Video
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Gotta Love aRed Head
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Pillow Fight in the Air – VIDEO
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I Wanna Be All Over Jessica Szohr
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Sandy and Ashley
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Now That’s What I Call Busty
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Some Lohan Shots From Vogue Italy
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30 Hot Girls Making Duckfaces
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kim Kardashian and Her Legs Go For a Walk
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Leonardo DiCaprio Gets to Have Sex With This Every Day. Bastard
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And I Thought I Was a Bad Parent
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Striptease of the Day
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Angela Lonsdale Boobslip
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Shay Laren Cleans Better
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Further Proof That Donald Duck Is A Horny Perv
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The Seven Greatest Internet Hoaxes
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Ashley is Alright By Me
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2010

12

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here is some shit going on in the news, cuz it’s never too late to realize or accept that we are all doomed….

Man wants to legally change name to Boomer the Dog

Gary Matthews, a PA man petitioned the court to change his name to Boomer the Dog and even dresses up as a dog when walking around his neighborhood

Orgasm Ride

Girl Gets Really Turned On By An Amusement Park

Phila. Woman Claims Donald Duck Groped Her

The web site Smoking Gun has obtained a civil suit that claims a Philadelphia-area woman was groped by Donald Duck at Walt Disney World.

Marinated Cat Rescued at Traffic Stop

A Buffalo, NY man was pulled over by police who found a cat marinating in his trunk as the man planned on eating the cat

Parents Arrested for Buying Son Sex Toy, Sending Him Porn in PA

5 adults were charged with giving porn to an 11 year-old

Baltimore Man in Jail for Faking Seizures to Get Out of Paying for Restaurant Bills

Andrew Palmer was sentenced to 18 months for faking seizures to skip out on restaurant bills

Son Learns of Mom’s Porno Past at State Fair

A woman was shocked to discover that her second grade son came home with provocative photos after he went to the local fair

OH Man Caught Sneaking in Homes to Cuddle with Women

Michael Philips told police he was a ninja when caught breaking into apartments to cuddle with women while they slept.

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2010

12

Aug

Mischa Barton Smoking Weed in a Bikini Top of the Day

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I never thought I’d see disgusting fucking pigs smoke…but then again I don’t spend much time in the backwoods learning how to fuck with farm animals…

I also never thought Mischa Barton would still be alive…she looks like fucking death.

I just know she’s crying for attention…cuz despite what she looks like, she is a fucking attention whore who wishes her career took a different root, just like this fat chick who couldn’t land a husband so she booked an all inclusive vacation to jamaica to get knocked up, who after her pregnancy would get on all fours in the park and milk herself like a cow…but instead of paparazzi taking pics of her, the police took her away and then child protection took her kid, then i took her anal virginity and we lived happily ever after, the end.


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