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2022

21

Jul

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

Here are a group of girls who are FREEING the NIPPLE because they are activists…who feel that tits should be allowed to be seen….at least that’s what I will assume since no one just does things shamelessly, for attention, for the fun of it, for the clout, to get noticed, to make money….there’s always an agenda……

I know what you’re thinking, HOW DARE these women use their wonderful, often big, breasts as some sort of novelty, taking away their natural purpose of feeding the next generation, and I get that you are offended….

If you free the nip, making it about FEEDING babies….not some sick, hedonistic, gratuitous game that a bunch of other girls do, so you feel ok doing, since you have big tits and this is how you get the seen…..

HOW OFFENSIVE……

Now do it again….this time in slower motion…..because TITTY DROPS are fucking hot.

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2022

21

Jul

Sara Sampaio Naked of the Day

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I don’t find Sara Sampaio all that hot, I’m really only impressed by her Portuguese Fisherman or would it be Fisher-person in this woke genderless times of retards trying to control our language….

Either way, in these woke genderless times that are arguably end times….because shit is fucking weird…having a fisher person in your tribe, at your compound, helping to survive with the help of the sea, because inflation and supply issues are forcing the city dwellers to eat each other, since being hungry lads to losing your damn mind and doing things like eating your neighbor….after you’ve eaten all the rats, pets, you can….

So she’s hot for her skillset, not that hot for a model and today she’s here naked in a selfie fishing for compliments I guess…and I figure you should give them to her when you remember she was a VS Angel, or at least almost a VS Angel in a time when brands used hot chicks, and saying a model isn’t all that hot, is far better than saying “that fat chick with no toes that the brand uses to show other brands how woke they are….and at a certain point that will have to end, but until it does, the battle for hot chicks is now the battle for the biggest freaks to sell bullshit product that makes people like Sara Sampaio more desirable than she’s ever been, let’s bring back the ugly VS models and call it a day, because ugly VS models still meant they were hotter than every other bitch around….

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2022

21

Jul

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanlines are better than the traditional way of trying to get some color to your skin when too scared to go outside and face the sun, thanks the media making you scared of it for the last 50 fucking years, even though it’s the source of energy that fuels every aspect of life, because in the beginning God created light people, making me question the alliance the media has to their overlord….because you’d have to be a real psycho to turn on the damn sun…..and an even bigger psycho to want to DIM it……

But yeah, the traditional tan, or blackface, was smearing feces on yourself, that stank and attracted bugs, but had the look the girls wanted, so they developed chemical versions of feces to smear on their skin, for the body to absorb, all toxic and pumping through their veins, but luckily, both sun addicted normal people who should be charged by the sun, and lazy pig girls who smear shit on themselves, are wise enough to know to leave the skin where the bikini goes pure, untouched, and natural….you know to highlight the good parts when they take nudes for perverts like us to jack off to….because one thing is for sure, tanlines are hot, girls know it, and love showing them off as much as I like staring at em.

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2022

21

Jul

Sun Bed Jump and Other Videos of the Day

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Deep Stretch

Big Eyes

Circus Freak

Leotard Wearing Ballerina

Hand Stand to Flip

Handstand Girl

Cowgirl Ass

DEEP STRETCH

Bikini Titties

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

21

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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How about them gas prices…

Girls take this one’s lead….

Free gas comes to who flash their tits…

Good things may come to those who wait, but in this era, those who wait get lost in the fast fashion hustle and grind of one hit wonder click bait shit….you snooze you fucking lose….it isn’t a marathon, just a race….

Better things come to those who pull their tits out….for guys to cum….a little give and take…and in some cases….better things come to girls who just show their feet….men are pretty flexible in paying up for their perversions, clearly the onlyfans billionaires have taken note.

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2022

20

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Do People Call Vaginas – Dogs? Because I was standing next to some bitch in a checkout line and she smelled like a wet fucking dog and you could tell that it was radiation from her pussy..it’s a heat wave….not all pussy flora can handle it….some get triggered by the humidity and proof up like a loaf of bread….others may always smell that way but the air isn’t thick enough to be able to really taste it in the back of your throat….but yeah, wet dog smell was what this pussy was smelling like….not the cat litter I assume that got pussy it’s name……

I figure if mean men call themselves women and the dictionary change its official definition of woman…I can call pussy DOG.

Yes, these are the highlights of my day….sniffing strangers, slutty outfits on strangers, and tits…

Big titties..
Hot titties…
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Wet Titties….
Asian titties…
Hipster titties
Fat girl titties…

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Jena Sims Bikinis for her Athlete Husband
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Jessica Alba’s Sweaty Workout Pokies
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Em Rata’s Underboob
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Draya Michele in Tight Outfit
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Brett Favre’s oldest daughter reveals how inheriting her father’s competitive spirit will help her win reality TV show
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Ashley Harkleroad Camouflage Bikini
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Selena Gomez – Towel Cleavage
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Madison Pettis in Lingere
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Nun Doesn’t Appreciate Girls Kissing As Much as We Do
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Tom Brady Wishes Gisele a Happy Birthday
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Kate Upton Makes an Appearance
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Cami Mendes Promotes Some Garbage
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Amanda Seyfried Seems to Still Have her Dog and That’s Always Nice Because I Love Dogs, Even Amanda Seyfrieds, and I don’t Mean her Vagina, I mean her Actual Dog.
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Krysten Ritter Fitness Gear
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Joey King Hot at the Premiere
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Did I Break the Uterus
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Fight Night
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2022

20

Jul

Jessica Alba Bikini of the Day

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Dot Com Direct to Consumer Billionaire who is in her mid-40s and a mom of a bunch of kids has really managed to take playing the overhyped hot girl in movies, who I guess couldn’t act, to the fucking bank at the right time in the internet, becoming the face of a brand called HONEST that you know wasn’t honest at all, but they pretended to be, and that’s all that really matters…..which inspired every other celeb to look to social media brands as the answer to make them even richer than they already are because they are either addicted to money and can never have enough of it….or it’s just so fucking easy to print money off the internet when you’re a celebrity with an audience….forcing brands to partner up with you where you call the shots because you hold the power because you drive the crazy level of sales because you’ve amassed a bunch of retards with credit cards who do what you say like lemming groupie puppets….

It’s basically the reason Bella Hadid exists as a top model….while being terrifying to look at…..

But for Alba, pretty impressive, only because otherwise she’d be running a MILF onlyfans, at least based on her acting career…and the stories I’ve heard about her being a massive slut who cheats on her husband like he’s a cuck…but those are just stories and stories aren’t always real…and either are instagram bikini pics thanks to the photoshop.

In hindsight, Alba was a lot of marketing hype, pretty average looking compared to what is out there now, but at the time she was massive and we only had access to what they told us was hot, so there’s a legacy in staring at her titties in bikini like they were those bent over bikini papaparazzi pics that went viral back in 2005….google em.

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2022

20

Jul

Joey King Got The Tits On of the Day

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Joey King is on the fucking move….she’s a child star who has managed to carry that stardom into adulthood, she’s our promoting some movie called BULLET TRAIN, that I guess she’s in with Brad Pitt so it’s probably high budget, she’s been doing all kinds of press and media since she was nominated for a Golden Globe for her Gypsy Rose Blanchard production that she seduced her director who is now marrying her on, because fucking the payroll can sometimes lead to future payroll for both parties if you play your cards right…they made a hit together, so obviously they should fuck….

Anyway, Hollywood needs to keep their investments relevant and earning an too much money is in the creation of Joey King to ever let that go to waste, which isn’t a teerrible thing because she’s ended up being kinda hot…..and with big tits….which could be why I find her kinda hot….

In this picture, she’s trying on an outfit and has no pants on, which is some exclusive inside look into her luxury hotel room that you’d probably be jerking off to if you were on one of those luxurious, ornate, fancy, french revolution looking chairs with her, which would probably get you asked to leave, or cops would be called since they have no idea how you got in or why some weird fat guy is there jerking off, staining the seat with his greasy ass….

There’s no panty flash, no pussy, but I like pantsless, so I’m posting it.

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2022

20

Jul

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I avoid social media, I just think it’s demonic, evil, trash that has ruined humanity, which we could argue was always ruined, but is worse now that we have to see every thirsty fuck trying to get ahead……

There is a whole trend, or there was a trend in celebrating fatness, because people were fat, so you have to show them other fat people, to make them feel good about being fat, so that they buy your products to try to be less miserable, not realizing they are miserable because they are fat….

Now they all edit themselves into being a hot version of themselves, because they know that ugly and average looking girls don’t actually belong in the mix, and this whole faking it is just faking it…because people like HOT things….not gross things that want to be treated like hot things because that’s the fair thing to do.

I choose to celebrate people who aren’t lazy, who work out, who take care of themselves, even if their starving themselves is killing them, because nothing tastes as good as skinny feels or whatever….

So I think ignoring the fatties, because we know they are lying and don’t believe they are hot, is the way to live a good life.

The other way, is to watch hot chicks doing fitness, showing off what fitness does to them, encouraging them to keep it up, because their quality of life, ability to ride a dick for longer periods of time, and overall health and wellness, mental health and wellness, is better cuz they are fat fucks slowly killing themselves.

SO choose fitnes, or fit girls, so fatties can get put back in their place, alone at home behind a pizza box watching ROM COMs hoping to one day try sex…..because they know, like we know, that they are vile.

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2022

20

Jul

Skylar Grey Thong of the Day

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Skyler Gray is some singer songwriter who clearly sees herself as some kind of high brow, high concept, deep and important artist, you can spot these people and their lame tattoos or shaved heads, or weirdness a mile away….but like I always say, the weirder the girl, the more she tries to be edgy or different, the better she is at fucking if she still fucks and hasn’t decided that goes against her master vision of celibacy while trying to bring down the patriarchy or whatever it is artists are trying to do….BUT ALSO…are totally into showing off their naked body, like they are hippies, or like they are fighting some fight to push femininity forward because they are high brow, high concept, but I am low brow low hanging fruit, only into staring at her old ass and wondering why she didn’t bother doing this without the panties on so we can see some cunt.

The cancer look, or the alien from the future with a shaved head look, is hardly a look I’m into, I like hair…..and bush…but I’ll still zoom into see if there’s an asshole behind the thong…..and you should too..

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