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2010

16

Jul

Some Jersey Shore Useless Pussy of the Day

I figure there was no better way to keep the site theme of the day “useless pussy” than to put up pictures of the ultimate useless pussy…I’m talking the pussy so useless that the already useless pussy aspire to be them…The stars useless, like king and queen useless the other useless pussy bows down to, because they don’t even have the body, looks, talent, careers or anything to justify being useless pussy….they are just useless pussy… making them even more useless than the other useless pussy who I just call useless cuz the work and shows they do are insignificant…when this Jersey Shore shit is beyond insignificant…it’s a viral video that no one shoulda seen that turned into this bigger than life bullshit…and here are the two main sets of tits on the show…both equally vile….attending events like they are relevant…when really they just re-affirm that we’re all fucking doomed….

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2010

16

Jul

Blake Lively Nice Round Tits of the Day

I hate Blake Lively for winning me over. She makes me feel like a very weak fucking man who just caves in when I hate a bitch, just because she started showing off tit.

I feel like Hollywood is so uninspired and that nothing new is coming out of Hollywood, that I’m stuck with little to get off to or even be stimulated by. At least the music industry has people from all levels producing enough content to never get bored, but TV and Movies are so expensive that shit is limited and controlled but what must be a bunch of morons, cuz nothing is good and the people they cast aren’t good making me think it may be time for me to turn this site into a local acting troop blog, where I write about the aspiring weird actor girls no one will ever know or want to know, who even their family and peers hate knowing.. but at least they’d be some new blood instead of this repetition that drives me insane.

Here she is doing some Sex in the City the Younger Years bullshit that I like all because she’s showing off some tit.

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Posted in:Blake Lively

2010

16

Jul

Rachel Bilson Boring in Some Jean Shorts of the Day

We’ve established that Rachel Bilson is boring as shit and that she does everything in her power to not be the slutty little starlet she shoulda been 5 years ago, but instead she locked herself up in a barn in Canada where some dude who was in one or two movies, the main one being Star Wars, brain washed her into not flashing her cunt like she was supposed to cuz that’s what young starlets do and that’s how young starlets get noticed and that’s how young starlets get work…and I guess she’s slowly realizing that as she walks around Hollywood looking for scraps like some kind of homeless person….

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2010

16

Jul

Kristin Cavallari Useless Hot Body of the Day

The Hills are over so now Kristin Cavallari is officially fucking useless. We already knew that, but now maybe she knows it…because she is the only star from Laguna Beach who refused to go onto the Hills because she actually was delusional enough to think that she had talent and potential to have a career without the MTV reality bullshit, only to weasel her way back onto The Hills the final season cuz she needed the money and those dreams of being independent of MTV were shattered…and she knew it was her only hope and now her only hope is over…so maybe she’ll be working at American Apparel instead of shopping their, but with a body like this, I’d rather she work the streets or the porn scene….and I guess at this point anything can happen….

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Posted in:Kristin Cavallari

2010

16

Jul

Gena Lee Nolin for the Clown Fetishists of the Day

Gena Lee Nolin was probably one of those awkward fake titty bitches you used to jerk off to before the internet existed, but Baywatch did. She was the low level Pam Anderson, who herself is already low level, cuz she had the fake hair, tits, tan and the useless sex tape, essentially making Gena Lee Nolin the shit left smeared on the entertainment industry’s toilet, cuz it ate a bit too much fatty foods…but at least she’s found work doing clown fetish videos…or whatever the fuck is going on here….

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2010

16

Jul

Carrie Underwood in a Bikini of the Day

I guess it is only natural that when a bitch is on her honeymoon with some Hockey player that has years of gang rape, broom in ass, team initiation in his bag of tricks, it’s only natural that she steps out and gives her pussy a rest…you know some time to dry the fuck off..so here she is in a bikini

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2010

16

Jul

Alyssa Miller in a Bikini in Elle Italia July 2010 of the Day

Alyssa Miller is one of the new Victoria Secret’s models. I am not sure if she is 18 or not because there is very little information on her, but it is safe to say that if she isn’t 18, that adds a whole new perverted, criminal and exciting dimension to when you take your wife or mom’s catalog to the bathroom for a session….it makes you a fucking pedophile…next thing you know you’ll be raping little kids in the park all cuz this bitch was the gateway tits. I am pretty sure there’s a lawsuit somewhere in there…

And some other ass as a bonus – cuz you can never have too much ass….

Posted in:Alyssa Miller

2010

16

Jul

Bregje Heinen Hot for Jackie July 2010 of the Day

Her name is Bregje and I can’t pronounce it, but when I try, it sounds like something I say when I cum all over my fucking self before the tears start to pour out all over the children’s book I just used as porn….cuz actual porn bores the fuck out of me now, so I look for random found objects to inspire me…

But who cares about a stupid name when a pussy looks like this….

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2010

15

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Pam Anderson is in Montreal and my friend is making me go wait outside the venue to throw shit at her….she is performing a comedy act at, when really the only thing I thought was funny about her was her stupid tits and I’m just so excited I could grab my fucking nipples and jump…and by that I mean I couldn’t fucking care less and I can’t believe I agreed to do this…..

Here are my stepLINKS

Sienna Miller is in a Bikini of the Day
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Spencer Pratt is Up on Some Crazy Publicity Stunt Involving Toplessness
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MAD MEL 5: This Is Never Going To End
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These Are the Type of Sluts Slut Dreams Are Made Of
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Maria Menounos is Sexy Cute
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A Ninja Says What?
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The Top 20 Sports TV Show Babes Ever
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The Life and Times of George Steinbrenner (RIP)
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Wow Tila Tequila Isn’t Looking Like Complete Trash For Once
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Diane Kruger Has Awesome Tits
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Mila Kunis is Looking Hot
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You Shoud Watch Katie Play
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I’d Like to Bang This Chick From Big Brother
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Bitches Get Violated
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Apparently There Was a UFO Sighting in China, and Here is the Story
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I Shit You Not, Lindsay Lohan Hired OJs Lawyer
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A Nice Collection of Redheads
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Lesbians in the Shower
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Spencer Pratt Has Officially Lost His Mind and It’s Amazing
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Stephanie Perry is Sexy
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It’s Been Awhile Since We’ve Seen Jessica Simpson’s Tits, So Here They Are
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Katalin and Angelica = Pure Hotness
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Vida Guerra Stuffs Her Face With a Veggie Dog
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Gotta Love a College Co-Ed
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If Michael Cera Really Lost His Virginity This Way, He’s Pretty Much The Best Person Alive
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Here’s the Trailer for the Facebook Movie Itf You’re Interested
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Busty Blonde Anita Dark
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Type Writer Symphony!
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Some Sluts at the ESPY Awards
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Lonnie Waters is Lovely
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Kate Gets Wild on the Webcam
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Miranda Kerr’s New Victoria’s Secret Commercial Is Ridiculously Sexy
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20 Funny Handwritten Notes
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Random Celebrity Slut Photo Dump
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Spoiled Girl Fight – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Nude Babes on Holiday
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Aria Giovanni is Stripping on the Stairs
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LOL Pic of the Day
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7 items That Tell People You’re a Douche
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Get a Load of Sidney
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

15

Jul

Nicole Scherzinger Hot Body and Man Face of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger confuses the fuck out of me…She is so masculine and hard faced, but her body is so tight and amazing…The kind of girl you jerk off to and focus on her tits, cuz the second you catch a glance of her face you have to question your sexuality. She is the kind of girl you want to see under black light dancing to some Pussycat dolls and not so much the kind of pussy you want to see when they are closing up for the night and the lights go back on and you are forced to ealize who you’ve been giving your money to all night…….and here are some pics….

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