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2010

Jul

Ashley Greene Does the Gym of the Day

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All eyes are on Ashley Greene and instead of doing something worth having people talk about, she just went to the gym with her pants semi jacked in her pussy…I think she’s getting too confident that no matter what she does, people will notice and talk about, which is too bad, because security is the one thing that keeps a vagina in lockdown, while insecurity spreads the shit all over the fucking town….and unfortunately for us, this twilight shit isn’t going anywhere anytime soon, so we’ll have to wait til her star dims and her eagerness to get work gets her eager to get naked, both on the casting couch and in the paparazzi….when girls are at their peak and all things are going their way…they are pretty much at their worst….Just wait and see Ashley Greene when all this ends, she will be singing a very different tune…thru her vag.

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2010

Jul

Miley Cyrus in Shorts of the Day

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I am a fan of Miley Cyrus when she dresses like a little whore who knows how to get attention all while distracting from her fucking weird looking face.

I know, when a bitch is underage and half naked, slutty and putting out, the world is supposed to watch and collectively start masturbating, cuz youth, even on an ugly chick, is supposed to be a major turn….a logic where even ugly girls are seen as hot to dirty old men just because they are young and sure they have little cellulite, firm everything, but not all young girls are hot and I’m a little more picky with my underage pussy than the average and I put them under the same scrutiny as legal pussy, maybe because in Canada 16 is legal pussy, or maybe because I’m not as perverted as you….

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2010

Jul

Jennifer Love Hewitt is the Worst Escort of the Day

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Apparently Jennifer Love Hewitt has a new gig now that Ghost Whisperer, the stupidest show on TV, got cancelled and her co-star Jamie Kennedy Experiment dumped her fat fucking ass cuz there was no need pretending to be in love anymore because the show was dead and the publicity stunt was no longer needed….

She’s got a gig playing a female escort called “The Client List” which has to be a fucking joke…unless the show is the escort situation I got in a few months ago when we called the agency to get two quality pussy for 300 dollars, and two fucking pigs they pulled out of the barn showed up.

They took our money and we spent half an hour trying to send them back, only to realize we were stuck with them, and all I know is that shit ended with them naked in bed eating pizza, which was a far fucking cry from where we wanted them to be…bouncing on our dicks…But they turned out to be disgusting and it turned out that we couldn’t turn them away, so we made the best of the low quality shit no one in the room wanted to see naked….

You know the kind of escort who you take to the Monster Truck event cuz you hate being alone, but that you make sure keep their clothes on…and the most sexual it ever gets is you let her watch you jerk off to porn cuz she has time to kill and not the kind of escort you ask for the girlfriend experience….

Leading me to believe, this new Jennifer Love shit is gonna be a series of a whore getting rejected by everyone except the real strange ones….and I hope there are nude scenes because naked, even on gutter pig shit is still naked….

So here she is wearing heels cuz I guess she’s getting into character….I think she’s just trying to make her cankles less obvious, but they don’t really make heels high enough to make that happen, she needs more of a miracle in the form of diet and fucking exercise…..

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2010

Jul

One Degree of Kevin Bacon Shows Her Bra of the Day

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I never understood why yuppies in the 90s used to play “6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon” at their shitty dinner parties. It was a stupid fucking concept that I am sure even they hated playing but pretended they liked….cuz that’s just how the world works…a series of white washed misery…But I do know that when we’re talking about old whores showing off their bras, I don’t mind playing the shit, but I’m only clever enough to go one degree in so here is his wife…and that’s all the game playing you’ll get out of me…cuz games of any variety except sexual have always made me feel like some kind of asshole every time I play them….and the people who try to get me to play them always say “you think you’re too cool” and it is really nothing to do with feeling “too cool” for anything and more to do with not liking to intentionally feel like an idiot….

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2010

Jul

Amy Winehouse’s Beauty Hypnotizes Me of the Day

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I loved Amy Winehouse back when she was drugged the fuck out and dirty. I’m talking when her teeth were falling out, when she developed a serious skin infection, like scabies or some shit that looked like a huge infected pussy on her leg. I loved her when she could hardly walk and when her emaciated body still had big floppy tits. I loved her angelic voice and when she moved to the Caribbean to get fucked by random black guys. I have a whole archive of Amy Winehouse obsession…so you can imagine how excited I am that she’s cleaned her shit up because I can reflect on how gutter she was without having to think about the smells…even though I hate fake tits….shit’s still fun to look at…

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2010

Jul

Irina Shayk is Looking Hot of the Day

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The biggest gay icon in soccer has this hot pussy named Irina Shayk as his girlfriend. I don’t know if it’s legit or if it is just a marketing push for her career while keeping his fans happy, cuz if you’ve ever seen soccer fans, you will know that they love to get boners to their favorite players, Ronaldo being one of those people, and the second he comes out of the closet, they will have a hard time cumming to his skills, cuz they will think it makes them gay too…..See, now it’s just a love of a sport and someone who plays the sport gracefully that gets them off, and nothing to do with the cock in the little shorts he wears but if he was gay, that would all change, since all his fans, despite being pansies are homophobic, making the whole thing fucking confusing…..But then again, he may just be euro and euro people are all kinda flaming….and really it doesn’t matter whether this bitch is fucking her man up the ass with a big black dildo or if he’s fucking her…cuz she is hot and the taste of fame is addictive and will lead to her naked in picture…we just gotta keep this momentum up.

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2010

Jul

Shauna Sand in her Whore Bikini of the Day

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I love how Shauna Sand and her dead vagina have the ability to hire these boy toys from other countries, who I guess she finds through an agency, who she carts around and films sex tapes with, in order to make some money and keep her career a a tacky, trashy, stripper looking whore alive….

I don’t understand how anyone who isn’t gay could stick their dick inside her deflated testicle bag looking vagina….Seriously, shit looks dryer than a fucking asshole, and I can pretty assure you that it smells a lot worse than one….It’s on some roadkill kick that could turn a motherfucker off pussy for life, even if it was paying a nice weekly salary to keep you around…

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I do know she’s a bad influence on her kids..she has a 10 or 11 year old daughter and I guess shit can go either way…cuz most girls who are sluts come from repressed households…or households where daddy uses his dick inappropriately on them when they sleep, but I’m not sure what happens when girls come from homes where the mom dresses and acts like this pig, cuz usually when I see strippers in their home setting, the kids have already been taken away by the state….

So we are either gonna get a Shauna Sand the next generation in a few years, or bitch is going to end up being the first lady president of the USA to compensate for her mother’s embarrassment, but either way, she’s gonna have issues some dude is gonna get to fuck the shit out of…

Here she is being fake tits, fake hair, fake skin, stupid shoes, decent body, dead vagina hiding in her bikini.

Here she is in a costume change…

Here is her sex tape

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2010

Jul

Lindsay Lohan in Machete of the Day

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I took an art class when I first moved here. It was part of some welfare bullshit that as long as you are taking courses, they keep sending you free money and I figured that free money was better than working, and taking a drawing class would be good cuz the chances that there would be a naked chick as a live model was pretty high, which I found amazing, even though I knew the live models were all hippies with huge bush, old, fat or someone you didn’t want to see naked, but they were a nice change of pace from the gutter strippers at the stripclub I was going to…..cuz shitty fake tits, shitty fake hair, shitty fake tans and bad skin gets repetitive as fuck….when we had to do other assignments that didn’t involve the live models, I would constantly do nun having sex, or engaging in naughty behavior, cuz it was obvious, funny, and offensive to my Italian teacher, but easily passed off as “art”, cuz art is fucking bullshit….so when I saw these pictures of Lohan in Machete dressed like a nun, licking a revolver, I figured I might as well post it…cuz it hits close to home…

Here is the trailer – without Lohan – Cuz the studio is scared to promote the useless tarnished cunt – while I jus think it’s a publicity stunt…to get people talking about Lohan…in some secret society lie that pisses me off….

And as a special bonus to all you idiots, here is a shitty camera pic of my nun art from the drawing class the welfare office made me take years ago…because I figure I should give you a little of my artistic soul…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2010

Jul

Jennifer Lopez Fat Mom Ass Flash of the Day

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I always hated Jennifer Lopez. Not only did I find her fat ass nothing to get excited about back when fat asses were just gaining popularity, but I also always found her totally obnoxious, singing about how she came from the projects, like she was down to earth while driving in her luxury cars, living in her mansions, and bossing her staff around like the cunt that I know she is….She got press for being a talented singer, actor, dancer and all around performer and every positive review I could see her ego getting bigger and fucking bigger and I just couldn’t fucking take it anymore, then she luckily got pregnant and disappeared, giving me the down time I needed to not do anything crazy, like start guerilla army on the internet to track her down and teach her a lesson, but for some reason, she decided to make a comeback, probably cuz she realized how easy it is to trick the public into making her a lot of money, but that doesn’t make her any easier to tolerate….even when she’s bending over and flashing her ass…but that’s just because I always found her ass a disgusting mess….not that you care what I think…

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2010

Jul

V-Magazine is My Favorite Magazine of the Day

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I posted the scratch and sniff covers for the latest V-Magazine because they used hot big name models. I did it without permission and for some reason, instead of sending me a lawyers letter to take down the shit like Playboy and other assholes do, they sent me this video and images about their “Hot Body Issue” cuz I guess they are more into getting back at people for stealing their images by giving them so much tit they don’t know what to do with, until their head explodes or dick gets a rash making them unable to function in everyday life, a punishment far more fun then going to court….and I figure I might as well show you the hot pictures….cuz when a fashion magazine gets hot models half naked, it is worth celebrating, cuz this is the new porn to me….it’s what Playboy used to be before they got strippers naked in the magazine…the strategy that made them go broke…while I can only hope V-Mag is here to stay…cuz all these tits in every issue is pretty fucking lovely…

If you’re wondering who the pictures are of – here are the credits:

The B&W images: Guinevere Van Seenus and Edita Vilkeviciute
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Spanish Bombshells: Leticia Zuloaga, Sheila Marquez, Marina Perez, Bimba Bosé, Clara Lago
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Footballers Wives: Maryna Linchuk (DNA), Alessandra Ambrosio, Dree Hemingway (Elite),
Evandro Soldati (Ford NY), Simon Nessman (Major), Constance Jablonski,
Eniko Mihalik (Marilyn), Martin Landgreve (Next), Jacques Naude (Wilhelmina)
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Posted in:V Magazine