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Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2010

Jun

Miley Cyrus Pussy Flash of the Day

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I run a pretty dirty site…at least that’s why people who refuse to link my site and/or advertise on my site say. They say that I am porn, despite the fact anyone who jerks off to this site has some seriously issues and should be locked up cuz getting off to clothed chicks is the kind of sexual dysfunction that could get a motherfucker arrested living normal everyday life when forced to see girls dressed everytime they leave their house…

The most I do is flashes, cleavage and hard nipples of sluts who aren’t in porn, but might as well be, since they sold their whore pussies to get where they are in the entertainment industry.

The only thing “dirty” about my site…is that I don’t censor nipple and pussy flashes but that isn’t porn content…that’s just girls being girls and I don’t see anything porno about girl parts..except when it is on a 17 year old and my site is on the FBI radar for being a risky site because it is called DrunkenStepfather.com and implies I molest my stepdaughters….cuz I want to fuck them and their friends…but I don’t want to go to jail…

Miley and her sloppy, almost chunky body performed at some bullshit awards and showed off some pubic area. She’s been into flashing her cunt lately, and apparently you don’t get arrested for posting it, at least Perez Hilton didn’t, so I figure I’m not going to be the person they make an example of, and I’ll just link out to my homie who has it on his site …not cuz I want to bring him down…but because I don’t want to bring myself down…especially since I don’t have a legal team and historically I always get fucked when my friends and I do bad things…while they all get off…

Speaking of getting off, follow this link of Miley’s bald pussy area…but view at your own risk cuz I don’t know if it is legal GO

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2010

Jun

Annalynne McCord and Her Sister Flash Nipple in a Bikini of the Day

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NIPPPLES!!!!!!!!!!!OMG!!!!! NIPPLLES!!!!!! I am freaking the fuck out here cuz I see fucking NIPPLES…..and I love FUCKING nipples, even when the NIPPLES belong to useless, barely famous, pieces of shit attention whore cunts…like the McCord sisters….

I am only posting these pictures cuz bitch is in a bikini and I love when bitches get in fucking bikinis, especially when the paparazzi think they are important enough to take pictures of, even if they aren’t important at all and as far as I am concerned Annalynne McCord is a fucking nobody and the fact that I know her or her latch on sister’s name is more of a joke than anything….

See I get the bitch is on a TV show that will be off the air soon as fuck and I get she milked her fame by doing staged bikini pics like this to stay relevant and all that other textbook shit for someone with no real talent or vision, but I don’t get how her sister worked herself into the equation and how her sister is more famous than her, when her sister actually does nothing…

See I get that her only friend is her sister because everyone else can’t fucking stand her.. and that her sister wants to ride the celebrity wave as much as she can but I don’t get why Annalynne McCord is known, so it is beyond me why her sister is…

It’s like if Annalynne is not famous enough for people to care who she is or what she is doing cuz she is only on a stupid show no one watches…so her sister is even less relevant than the irrelevant….and I guess the sister is just the sacrificial lamb Annalynne uses to get noticed in a “Show your nipple or I am sending you back to mom and dad in the small down we are from…show your nipple or your lifeline is fucking cut, cunt”….kinda way…

This makes me lose all confidence in the whole hollywood celebrity game…not that I had any confidence in it…but I am just trying to make a point and that point is that I like bitches in bikinis, whether they are worth looking at in bikinis or not…whether they are a somebody or a nobody, whether they are my neighbor’s 18 year old daughter and her friends this past weekend or not, whether the bitch on TV, or a bitch who doesn’t deserve to be on TV but there’s a lot of TV programming hours to fill with all those cable channels that pretty much anyone can make it….or not…

Here are Annalynne and Angel McCord polluting our lives more than they already have…with their retarded looking faces…..showing off some nipple…trading bikinis and doing what it takes to get noticed…

Wow…that was a long post and I have no idea why…

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2010

Jun

Rihanna Pussy Fat of the Day

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I have a pretty short attention span and I’m not a very loyal fan. There was a time when Rihanna was first hitting the scene when I would have cared that the fat around her pussy rolled up inbetween her thigh and her pussy when she was wearing a one piece bullshit outfit the popstars are wearing these days. I’d pretend it was pussy lip to make my day feel better…but I pretty much hate Rihanna, I don’t understand why she is famous and all I see when she performs, whether pussy fat is exposed or not, are a bunch of drone idiots screaming at her for more, giving her more self worth than she should have, and making the actual pictures of her fisting her whoreself, a trick she learned back when she was in Barbados that she credits for her fame cuz it won over the guy who recruited her, and a trick she’ll bring back or revisit when she thinks she needs it to re-launch her career after seeing shit dry the fuck up, but until then, here’s the closest we can get to her nasty cunt, not that you actually want to get close to her cunt, cuz based on all facts, I’m pretty sure it’s fucking vile.

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2010

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is the weekend…why the fuck are you on your computer. Click the links anyway…but seriously motherfucker…get a fucking hobby….there’s gotta be bitches in bikinis you can creep on somewhere around you…do that…even if you’re fat, useless, poor and boring…it’s better than not doing it…cuz real tits are hotter than shit you find on a computer screen…

I spent my day drinking hard at some ghetto beach, that was more of a sewage drainage zone than a beach, but I saw at least 3 cunts in bikinis and you know what, that was good enough for me, if anything, I feel like I’ve achieved something today and suggest you try it…

And while you think about that….here are my stepLINKS…

Linsday Lohan’s Pee Was Clean, Too Bad Every Other Part of Her Isn’t
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Okay, You HAVE to Read This Story About Dina Lohan and Carvel Ice Cream, Because It’s Amazing
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Because It’s Friday and You’ve Got the Whole Weekend to Yourself
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Asian Import Model of the Day – VIDEO
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20 Things Stuck in Cleavage – GALLERY
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Seven Sexy World Cup Wives and Girlfriends
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Sarah Cox and Her Public Crotch Rub
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Maggie Gyllenhaal is Actually Looking Semi Hot for Once
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Toy Story X The Wire Mash Up = AWESOME – VIDEO
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Brandi is Playing Dress Up
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No Funeral for Gary Coleman. Sad
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She’s Fucking Her Own Pussy and It’s Dripping Wet – VIDEO
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Guess Whose Ass is Hanging Out All Over
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If Ryan Seascrest Really is Banging This Chick, I Am Jealous – VIDEO
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Sunny Leone is Wearing White and Red
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How About Some Ransom Pics of the Day
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Yeah I’d Bang Nicki Minaj
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Now THAT is a Nice Rack
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Yeah This Whole Jeremy London (That Fag From Party of 5) Thing Just Keeps Getting Weirder
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Hunter and Mandy Get It On Video
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Emmanuelle Chriqui is Smoking Hot
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There Gogo Dancers Will Have You Thinking All Sorts of Dirty Throughts
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Christina Aguilera Was Looking Hot at the Lakers Game
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Guess Who Totally Got Implants?
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Lesbian Pussy Licking in a Limo – VIDEO
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Shamwow Vince is Hawking Eminem’s New Album and It’s Amazing – VIDEO
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Shauna Sand is a Fucking Pig
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Mindy Vega Hotness – GALLERY
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Gotta Love Hot Party Sluts
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Jessica Alba is Hot/Creepy in Some New Photoshoot
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These Old People Know Hot to Party! – VIDEOS!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Miley Cyrus is a Crotch Grabber
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Some Things That Will Get Charlie Sheen Killed in Jail
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I Love These Ultimate Surrender Lesbian Cat Fights – VIDEO
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Get Your Lady Gag Gag Sex Doll NOW!!!
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Home Made Water Water Slide Loop! Yes! – VIDEO
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Anita is in Black Stockings
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Guess Which of Your Fave Hollywood Girls is Single?
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Caprice is Naked – VIDEO
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How to Look Good Naked – Gallery
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From a Russian airline, bikini babes cleaning their planes:
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Russian Tits Used To Promote a Russian Insurance Company
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The Breakfast Club Porn Parody Hasn’t Got Shit on The Golden Girls Parody
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Some Bitch Gets Naked on Photobucket
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

Jun

Adrianne Curry Continues to Try To Get More Twitter Followers of the Day

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I hate this very Brady latch on cunt. I don’t think she’s hot. I don’t like her body. I am not impressed with her fake tits or her 5 minutes of fame she had back when reality TV first started polluting our lives making her one of the first official bottom feeding attention whore cunts….

Well the world forgot about her, cuz her existence is insignificant and she never had an actual career, so she’s taken to posting her sloppy America’s Next Top Model body, 15 season’s too late, cuz I guess photoshoots didn’t come with that title so she’s had to do it herself…all trying to get twitter followers…cuz she’s hopin’ this will give her a second chance to humilate herself and embarrass herself to a nation for little return.

She’s fucking garbage….and she knows it and has gone so far as trying to tell me off and she blocking me on twitter months ago cuz she doesn’t like hearing the truth.

Here are those desperate pics for a desperate and ugly pussy….it is safe to say a sex tape is coming…but I never understand why the sex tape never comes at the time it should …but always comes a decade too late….and who really fuckin cares…

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2010

Jun

Chanelle Hayes Pregnant Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I don’t know who Chanelle Hayes is…I just know that I’ve done posts on her before…back when I used to bother with these UK whores that I guess are famous for being whores and trashy dudes in the UK with no taste think they are amazing and follow their every move giving them more attention than they deserve and getting them a lot of traffic because they like that their pussies are highly trafficked, a theory proven with these pictures of this slag-pregnant in a bikini…..and pregnant pussy in a bikini is something I will never turn my back on because it is the union of one of my favorite things with one of my worst nightmares….Enjoy…

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2010

Jun

Shauna Sand Doin’ Her Thing, Whatever That May Be of the Day

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If you have seen the Shauna Sand Exposed Sex Tape , then you are probably feeling as sorry for the one piece bathing suit she got on discount at the sex shop all the strippers shop at cuz she thinks that trash is sexy even though it’s not…cuz the shit has to rub up against her vile dead lookin’ cunt.

I don’t know what’s going on with her, but I know I definitely don’t like it, but I guess it’s kinda funny that she does all this trying to be hot, cuz in her distorted mind, this represents havin’ it goin’ on….

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2010

Jun

Sophie Monk’s Sweatpant Ass Getting Into a Car of the Day

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I know sweatpants aren’t always the best choice in pants if you’re looking to make your ass look good, but nobody told herped up Sophie Monk…you know Australians are a different breed of trash and it wasn’t until the late 80s that they were even able to buy Levis, so there fashion sense is a few generations behind I guess, especially when the Australian in question is some cheesy, tacky, useless bitch trying to be famous cuz she’s decided she’s too good to going back to live in the trailer park she was from, and she’s gonna do all she can or fuck all the right men that she can to make sure she makes a good life for herself…even though beauty is fleeting, she looks sloppy with a flat ass, and her pussy is rockin’ Paris Hilton herpes cuz her Fiance cheated on her with Paris….making her pretty fuckin’ gutter…but the paparazzi still cares…and I guess so do I…but I’d fuck pretty much anything…including a bucket of minced meat, but only if it was left out in the sun to warm up and was wearing extensions…if you know what I mean…

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2010

Jun

Rebecca Gayheart Baby Deathwatch of the Day

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I hate Rebecca Gayheart…I’m not entirely sure why but think it has something to do with celebrity justice being injustice….cuz bitch ran over a kid with her car cuz she was impatient and on her cell phone…and pulled out into oncoming traffic to pass all the stopped cars that were letting the kids cross the street…because she has an ego and thinks she is more important and deserves the right of way to other cars cuz she was in one or two movies no one even remembers…and she got off…they put the blame on the fucking kid cuz that’s what high powered lawyers do…but she and everyone else knows she’s a fucking murderer and that she took a poor kid’s life and whether she is sociopathic or not…she has to live with that for the rest of her life…until someone gets their revenge and take her new baby for an “Alabama KKK Chained to the Truck” ride….and that someone will probably be the kid she murdered mother…despite the fact that the best revenge for the world would be to not take Karma out on the defenseless innocent baby…but instead on Rebecca Gayheart and her dyking out cocaine using, shitty sex tape making ass….by riding the world of her existence…I guess we’re all allowed to have dreams….I can’t stand this fucking cunt.

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2010

Jun

Ashlee Simpson Reminds Jessica Simpson That She Sucks of the Day

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Not only has Ashlee Simpson landed a man…or what is marketed as a man…but she’s also got married, had kids, relaunched her career, but most importantly…is not a fat slob eating away her sadness from how life has wronged her with her gay Yoko Ono trying to force feed the donuts down her throat so that he gets all the glory…Take that Jessica Simpson…Remember when Ashlee was the latch on sister who felt insignificant in your shadow. Revenge is Bittersweet…

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