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2010

10

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

A girl from my stepLINKS header pic emailed me asking me where I got the picture of her playing with a dildo from….and she was actually very cool about shit, which made me happy, because usually people get emotionally about the shit and threaten to ruin me, even though I know they don’t have a case and I just laugh at them, ruining all chances of getting them to re-enact their picture in my bedroom for me or some shit, but in this case, there’s hope and while I work on seducing her, here are my stepLINKS featuring a new stepLINKS girl who has no ideal I’ve put her picture on the internet, let’s hope she never finds out, but if she does, that she puts out….


January Jones is Doing the Walk of Shame. Hot.
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The Toay Show Likes the Word CUNT Almost as Much as I Do – VIDEO
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Because Sluts Really Are a Dime a Dozen, Give or Take a Couple of Dimes
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Yeah, I Got a Real Thing For Ashley Green
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Adrienne Curry’s Slutty Twit-Pics
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Ultimate Guide to Sexy World Cup Fans
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The 10 Hottest Wives and Girlfriends of MMA Fighters
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It’s Leelee Sobieskis Birthday, So Here She is Naked
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OBAMA VERSUS THE TERMINATOR
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Taylor Swift Is Looking Good With Straight Hair
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Trina is Playing in the Tub
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Feast Your Eyes on Victoria’s Secret Hotties 24 Hours a Day
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I’d Take Moobs Over Lady Gaga’s Tucked Away Penis Any Day
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Secretary Type Gets Naked in Public – VIDEO
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Nicki Minaj Needs a Bra, Cause By the Looks of Things, The Milk’s Gone Bad
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Julianne Hough is Making Me Think Dirty Thoughts
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Homemade Zipline Goes Wrong – VIDEO
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Georgia Jones Loses Her Her Neon Green Bikini
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Mya Jane is Very Easy on the Eyes
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Britney’s Sloppy Summertime Cleavage
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Rihona and Her Vibrator
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Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Mena Suvari is Looking Tasty
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Strange Japanese Fetish Video of the Day
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Man Jennifer Lopez is Looking Hot Today
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Donald Trump May Fire Lindsay Lohan, Amazing
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Sammie is Fucking Nikita With a Strap On – VIDEO
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Helena Mattsson Poses For Maxim – VIDEO
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Celeb Hotties at the Whitney Museum Art Party
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Gotta Love Wild Party Sluts
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Masturbating Teen Caught with a Spycam
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Jessica Biel Gets Leggy On Regis And Kelly
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The 25 Funniest “For Sale” Signs Of All Time
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sarah Palin May Have Implants, I Wonder is the Republicans Paid for Those Too
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Hayden Panettiere Just Because
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Crackhead Fight – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Sam Cooke and Her Nude Photoshoot
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Penny Loses Her Bathrobe
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The Old “Somebody Spilled A Drink On My Leg” Excuse
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And MORE Sexy Fans of the World Cup Nations
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Cassie Could Ride Me Like She Rides That Motorcycle All Day Long
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Follow Me, I’ll Never Do You Wrong
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

10

Jun

Heidi Klum Mom Body is Half Naked in GQ of the Day

Sure, Heidi Klum has had a ton of kids with various men, including a black man…and she’s German and Germans do all kinds of weird shit during sex, when they aren’t trying to kill off the Jews, like shitting on each other and other fun things times…making her all the more interesting….but I still like to remember her as one of the hottest pussies to ever make it in the Victoria’s Secret catalog…

Sure she’s boxier, older and has a lot of kids and a wrecked pussy, but she’s still Heidi Klum and that’s always a pretty good thing…here she is stripped down for GQ…

Posted in:GQ|Heidi Klum

2010

10

Jun

Danielle Staub Shitty Sex Tape with No Sex Pics of the Day

This seems to be a sex tape that has no sex in it and really I don’t care about this one at all…not that I really care about any of them….but I like to make sex tapes part of my job…not that I really have a job, but you get what I am saying…

This bitch is so irrelevant that watching her old, disgusting, fake tit body naked is not really worth the energy or time. Sure I appreciate the idea of her getting naked on camera for attention, so that she becomes a household name, since her shitty TV show she was on didn’t make that happen, considering even I didn’t know who she was before this….

She shoulda done this before she became this and that’s really all I have to say about that…..just be happy there’s no pussy pics out yet…cuz I don’t even want to imagine what kind of mess that shit looks like…even though you kinda need pussy for a sex tape to be a sex tape…even if that pussy looks broke like Chyna, Shauna Sand and even Kendra Wilkinson…

So here are some pics…I am just posting cuz I want to bring home the point that this bitch is disgusting but also that shitty implants are scary….

Posted in:Danielle Staub|Sex Tape

2010

10

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some stupid shit going on in our stupid world, but the Greatest Story of the Day is the update on woman trying to reach 1000lbs cuz the whole concept behind this is insane to begin with…Only in New Jersey….

Here is some of the other ridiculousness going on….cuz the world we live in can be pretty fucking funny…

Dallas Woman Tries to Rip Off Security Guards Testicles at Home Depot

AZ Man Caught Having Intimate Relationship with Vacuum

Man Arraigned for Groping Girls on Field Trip While Drunk

VA Man Busted for Secretly Taping Teens at Post-Prom Party
A camera was hidden in a changing room that teens were told to use a a prom post-party in the home of Virginia’s Craig Dykstra….The internet and technology is making people do pretty amazing things…

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

10

Jun

Kim Kardashian in a Shitty See Through of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about Kim Kardashian, she’s fat, sloppy and looks a lot like a dude, but luckily she has a fat ass that people go nuts over, even if the shit is strapped up to look the way it does, as I know many fat assed women and without the Spanx, shit looks like a horror movie, but whatever I’ll let you like the low grade pussy you like because really it makes no difference in my life whether you are a closet case or not….I just know that I definitely don’t give a fuck about Kim Kardashian in a see thru shirt, because thanks to the internet, I can see her getting fucked by a negro who pissed on her, not that I am really into that kind of thing, in fact I hate it cuz it is the reason she is famous now…but it’s better than her in a shitty see through shirt…

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian|See Through

2010

10

Jun

Amanda Seyfried Fuckin’ Sucks of the Day

Fuck you Amanda Seyfried for being such a fucking let down….so much potential has gone to waste, but the good news is that I can always watch her video clip from her recent lesbian sex scene in Chloe ….cuz her acting self is better than her real self. I guess this cunt is just like any other whore and needs to get paid to be naked and willing…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2010

10

Jun

Miley Cyrus in a See Through Dress of the Day

I don’t know what is going on in this picture of Miley Cyrus or where it is fun but apparently she’s prepping for some photoshoot, and I don’t really care, because I’m impressed with her hustle…

Seriously, I like whatever it is that she is doing with her career, no matter how obvious or text book it is, cuz really a half naked Miley Cyrus at 17, is better than one taking the traditional country route for the Christians, cuz not only is Christianity an outdated theology, but it’s also boring as fuck….

I’ve never even liked Miley. I used to find her ugly, boring and I’d tease her sexual relationship with Disney Execs that made her millions, supporting her young whore attitude, without actually knowing whether she was actually a whore or if that was just fantasy cuz she was so prude and boring….but now, I know and I guess you always did, cuz you’re a fucking dirtbag who has been deprived of teen pussy cuz the USA doesn’t like that shit, while Canada and the UK does…maybe you should move.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|See Through

2010

10

Jun

Coco’s Thickness Goes International of the Day

Coco is living the good life. Just a few years ago she was wiping down stripper poles cuz she thought she was better, cleaner and destined to greatness, while the other strippers were just dirty whores who cheapened her because they shared her profession, her stage…but they weren’t going to share their pussy germs….She invested in her fake ass and fake tits, turned herself into some kind of novelty act, probably started prostituting, and got her job working for Ice-T, with the exclusive position of being his wife, because that was the only way they were going to make shit look legit and give her the security to not seek out richer black cock….and like any marriage she’s got fat, especially since bitch was serious thickness to being with, but I guess her past whore co-workers who aren’t dead of drugs and obsessive clients who murdered them, and who aren’t high in the gutter and have enough sense about them to understand what is going on, should be jealous because Coco, like a hero in their scene, took her thickness from the brass pole to Monte Carlo….Classy…despite Monte Carlo having never seen such serious trash….not that you care…here are some pics….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Coco

2010

10

Jun

Lindsay Lohan is a Drunk in Bikini of the Day

There’s a lot of scandal going around about Lohan for being a drunk…I find the whole thing retarded, mainly because I have been a drunk for many years, and I’ve never been put on some bullshit alcohol program like I was in fucking Private School and causing issues to rebel against my parents or some shit…and that’s why I think the whole thing is some PR stunt. I haven’t figured out the benefit of this stunt, or the logistics of how they set it up, but I do know that everyone who though Lohan was a washed up drunk and now watching her closely to see her fuck up…like she’s not a fucking adult and this isn’t a free fucking world…where DUI or not…we can drink our fucking faces off all day in our trailer park if we want….but maybe things are different in LA cuz the whole city is designed to be like a boring bullshit TV show people apparently care about….

The good news is that I have no standards…and Lohan’s drunk ass got into a bikini, and a bloated old haggard Lohan swollen tits is lovely enough for me, which is more than we can say about her bloated old haggard Lohan swollen face…

***Thanks Billionaire Ron Burkle, who fucks teenage models and his Team at RadarOnline for these pictures…..

Posted in:Bikini|Lindsay Lohan

2010

10

Jun

Christina Aguilera’s Mom Pussy is Hungry the Day

Christina Aguilera’s pussy reminds me of my wife and my dog. You see whenever they throw up they immediately start eating again to get their stomach back to where it was. So I’m thinking that Aguliera’s pussy spat out some ugly kid with an ugly father and now shit is on a mission to fill it’s fucking void before its owner makes a fool out of them on stage anymore…it’s desperate to end the pain and figures since her husband makes it feel humiliated every time it tries to fill up using him. it’ll try something new, like the leotard…

Or maybe her pussy is just stretched out, and bitch isn’t supposed to be wearing this kind of thing in public like she’s not pushing fucking 30 and like she’s not a fucking mother who hasn’t got the elasticity she once had….

Pics via Fame
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Christina Aguilera