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2010

01

Jun

Adrianne Curry’s Bikini Quest for Twitter Followers Continues of the Day

Adrianne Curry told me off on Twitter before blocking me. I’d say it was the highlight of my life, but unfortunately for her, she’s totally insignificant. The only thing she is good for is the Tila Tequila approach to getting noticed, and that’s by taking half naked pictures and posting them to twitter, hoping idiots like me who write about any pussy in a bikini, no matter how relevant or irrlevant they are, because pussy in bikini is a fetish to me, pretty much the main reason I have a Facebook account, or why I go to the beach, public pool or park. I’m an easy fucking crowd, cuz seeing a bitch in bikini, no matter how bad her fake tits are, or what she does for a living or who’s attention she is trying to get from getting in the bikini, just doesn’t matter….as long as they are in a fucking bikini…if oyu know what i mean….

Posted in:Adrianne Curry|Bikini

2010

01

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Celebrities are boring. I don’t care that Al and Tipper Gore are splitting off, I’m just more concerned with seeing the sex tape. I don’t care about what cunt is walking out of some expensive restaurant or some red carpet. I don’t care about some PR spin Lohan is making about where she is hiding out while trying to get sober. I don’t care what failed child star died before his time, or what child star I wish died before their time. I care about how fucking weird our world is and here is some stupidity that happened in the news today….I expected more since it was memorial weekend…but fuck it, this is good enough.

CT Cop Accused of Showing Obscene Cell Phone Photos on Traffic Stop

2 Dead in Strip Club Murder in Austin, TX – Cuz sometimes lap dances cost so much you could just kill the bitch for telling you her personal problems, while charging you per song to talk to you, like talking to her was a fucking fetish…cunt.

Man Repeatedly Calls 911 After His Mom Takes His Beer

Naked man attempts to kidnap girl
A naked man near a Lawrence baseball field tried to pull a 6-year-old girl who had run off from her grandmother into the woods with him on Thursday.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

01

Jun

Kelly Brook Ass in Some Sneaker Ad of the Day

I have a lazy pig of a wife who never really does anything that involves getting off the couch or eating prepared food. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her clean, do laundry, shower or cook…even though you’d think someone her size would love cooking and would have to clean both her clothes and herself because of the constant sweating….but laziness always overcomes…So I love seeing women in traditional gender roles, when bitches would spend the days at home cooking and cleaning and fucking the mailman out of boredom, while the husband was at the office making money while fucking the secretary, the cleaning staff, the neighbor’s wife…so this pictures of Kelly Brook get me and my needs and touch me on an emotional level, but unfortunatley are totally unbelievable, because I know any bitch that looks this good is married to a dude who has enough money to pay a staff and is just as lazy as my wife to do these menial everyday chores left for the common folk and migrant workers….it’s like this is the other end of the fucking spectrum of pig women, but at least she looks good when pretending…

Posted in:Ass|Kelly Brook

2010

01

Jun

Kim Zolciak in her Bikini of the Day

This is not some United Colors of Benetton shit….it’s just some southern trash from some Real Housewives of Atlanta shit giving some black girl a high five to make us think that she’s not some racist like her Southern ancestors who used to own little black girls.

She’s in a bikini and the only interesting thing in all this is that she is 32 years old, but somehow manages to look like she’s mid 40s soccer mom of four at some 3 star resort in the Domincan cuz that’s all her gutter ass can afford…and I’m not really sure why, but here are her pics for you to try to figure out…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Kim Zolciak

2010

01

Jun

Kelly Rowland Implants in a Bikini of the Day

I wonder how much Kelly Rowland resents Beyonce for leaving her behind and running off with her own solo career, because Beyonce is an ego and didn’t like sharing the stage with the other girls. Sure, Kelly Rowland made a ton of money, doesn’t have to work ever again, but you know how people are, they always want what they don’t have, and don’t appreciate what they do have, so everytime Beyonce’s name comes up, her insides just cry, leaving her with little else to do but spend her time getting implants and walking around on the beach, hoping that a rapper will miraculously sweep her off her feet and give her work like she was Rihanna, but I think it’s safe to assume standing under the sun is the only shine this popstar will ever get again…and here are the pics…

Here she is in some one-piece….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Implants|Kelly Rowland

2010

01

Jun

Halle Berry’s Boring Bikini Pictures of the Day

These are some really dull bikini pictures of Halle Berry. It’s like she might as well be wearing clothes because she is so covered up. It is probably because she hasn’t gained her confidence in her body back after her ravaged stomach and pussy from having her baby….something most women never get over but usually just embrace and give up on trying to look worth fucking on the beach…but most women aren’t hollywood and don’t really care if they get a role in a movie of a magazine spread in a magazine, but are more concerned with getting a minute to themselves to either rub one out or take a fucking nap and really who cares. I know I don’t. I just post this shit cuz I don’t know what else to do with my time.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Halle Berry

2010

01

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures of the Day

Candice Swanepoel makes me want to save the money I make collecting cans to buy a plane ticket to South Africa because apparently, the white pussy that escapes and makes it to America is pretty fucking hot, I don’t even care that the nation they are from has the number 1 Aids rate in the world, I think that just makes them more exciting to fuck, because you assume they don’t have AIDS, but you just don’t know, because despite how hot they look, it only takes one open-sore handshake with a local merchant, or one crazy night getting gangraped by tribesmen back at some South African frat party to pollute this pussy….not that fucking her is really an option, which I guess is probably a good thing based on statistics, but at least we can stare at her bikini pics, cuz the only way to get AIDS from looking at bikini pics is if you’re doing it while fucking a crackwhore up the ass without a condom…

Posted in:Bikini|Candice Swanepoel

2010

01

Jun

Miley Cyrus Camel Toe in Concert of the Day

Miley Cyrus, Camel Toe

I don’t know what the legalities of posting pictures of a 14 year old’s camel toe on the internet is, but I am assuming that 95% of the world either have kids or have come across articles about Miley Cyrus and realize that she is public domain, and by public domain, I mean a dirty little slut who likes cock especially it belongs to a Disney Exec, because Disney Execs give you money to keep your fucking month shut, money that buys you lots of nice things….

So here she is performing with her cameltoe, not wearing pants, pretty much because that’s the new standard for popstars, or really anyone on stage or in the mainstream trying to look fashionable, because everyone is doing it and I’m not complaining, because I like any piece of clothing that touches pussy, ass and tit, so if I was to be reincarnated into a garment, this would be it, because it allows you to keep things diverse…and while I wait for that to happen, I’ll just put on my Aerobic VHS from ’89 I used to masturbate to, or stand outside American Apparel changing rooms, or volunteer at the ballet school down the street, where the 19 year olds are built like 11 year olds, or maybe I’ll just watch the old folk’s home swimming lessons, cuz none of those bitches are rockin’ the two piece, all to get my dose because leotards are apparently where it’s at…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2010

01

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

*****THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO GO UP YESTERDAY – I WAS TOO DRUNK TO DO IT PROPER******

I am so burnt out – you know from doing pretty much nothing but drinking all afternoon…I figure if you have a long weekend I should too..

So here are my stepLINKS, cuz maybe other motherfuckers worked harder than me, I’m thinking other motherfuckers most likely worked harder than me, but in my defense, I am Mexican and the fact I still do this site after 6 years is huge.

Here are my stepLINKS

Guess Who Is Getting Divorced If You Didn’t Already Hear
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Lindsay Lohan Will Be Degraded and Disgraced In Her New Movie INFERNO and I Can’t Wait
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Don’t Let You Sexless Weekend Turn Into a Sexless Week
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Megan Fox is Basically Letting Her Tits Hang Out and I Love It
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The Dangers of SAC TAPPING – VIDEO
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2010 FIFA World Cup: Ranking the Top 20 Wives and Girlfriends of the Soccer Elite
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Guess Which Herpes Infected Celebrity Had an Upskirt on TV?
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100 Reality Show Spoilers in Two Minutes – VIDEO
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Miley Cyrus Takes Her Jailbait Ass Global
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Jody and Her Huge Toy – VIDEO
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Drunk Sluts Do Shit They Will Probably Regret Later
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Who Remembers Hormel’s Frank N Stuff Hot Dogs?
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Happy Memorial Day, Here’s Some Sluts in Bikinis
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Daniela Katzenberger Looking Foxy
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Lichelle Marie and Her Plastic tits – GALLERY
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Say Hello Athena
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Kelly Brook Strips Down To Panties
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Kiara Diane and Codi Carmichael Get It On – VIDEO
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Jimmy Jump Is the Party Crashed We’d All Like to Be – VIDEO
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Adriana Lima Throwback
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Some Pictures You’ll Want to Jerk Off To…Of the Day
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I Admit It, Robert Pattison and Tom Cruise Have Amused Me – VIDEO
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Some Memorial Day Lookin’ Good Sweethearts of the Day
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And Now, The Best Dennis Hopper Movie Clip Ever – RIP
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Britney and Chloe Orgasm on Sybians
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Jennifer Lawrence For Esquire
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We Get It Evan Rachel Wood, You’re a Lolita
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Fuck Twins, I Want TRIPLETS
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Nasty, Nasty Teen on a Webcam
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Candice Swanepoel’s Drop Dead Sexy Bikini Booty Pictures
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Thriller Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong AKA Sausage in a One Piece – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sexy Italian Wheel of Fortune – VIDEO
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and More of Rosie Huntington, Megan Fox’s Replacement
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25 Ridiculous Beach Photos
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Knee to the Balls – VIDEO
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These Wii Games Got Rejected – VIDEO
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Shannon Plays Topless Tennis
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One Web Cam: The Internet Stars Who Will Redefine Hip Hop Music
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Posted in:Uncategorized

2010

31

May

Megan Fox in a Bikini to Keep Her Career Alive of the Day

Megan Fox was out in here bikini showing off the branded she stain she got from her handler/owner/kidnapper/brain washer/satan who abused her into thinking she can’t survive without his has been dick…because he got her when she was young and insignificant and he molded her into the co-dependent slave and she makes him feel relevant and he makes her look fucking pathetic…..

Sure fucking the hottest pussy in hollywood since she was 18, and owning her, cuz he was her teenage crush is good for him, I mean it’s better than Gary Coleman’s hasbeen life….but now that she’s been dropped from the one gig she makes money off of, he’s gotta act fast so that she doesn’t leave him to suck off some dick that can get her work, so he let her out of her cage and got her in her bikini, to remind dudes who and what Megan Fox is, hoping to get guys excited for her again – I am okay with that strategy….here are the pics….

Pics via Bauer

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