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2010

16

Jun

Tila Tequila Tits for Old Times of the Day

Tila Tequila may be trying hard to hang onto whatever fame she had…but I thing she is officially obsolete…not that she ever had a point to her existance…other than display how trashy America is and how stupid mainstream media is for giving some web whore a TV show and fame…an amount of attention she hardly deserved but loved every second of…because all it took was showing off her little Viet-Tits…something other Viet girls probably wish they had to do to pay the bills instead of having sex with tourists at the age of 13…but I guess some people aren’t as lucky as this bitch…

On a sidenote, I’ve been exchanging emails with one of Tila Tequila’s staff and it’s been enlightening…if you consider talking to high school drop outs enlightening…which I do, but only if they are teenage runaways looking for soup…

Here’s Tila and her fake tits lookin’ like a mess….because that’s what happens when you give up cuz the world has eaten you up and spat you the fuck out after realizing that fake tits, no matter how much they are being showed off don’t really make a bitch relevant….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Tila Tequila|Tits

2010

15

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

The good thing about World Cup Soccer to someone who hates all sports because sports are kinda gay if you really break it down…you know cuz watching a group of men chasing each other around for a ball but aren’t allowed to use hands is pretty much the source of HIV…it’s the game they were playing when that Flight Attendant we know as Patient 0 started things up proper in North America after banging a gorilla…I figure if there were some tits, some booty, some pussy on pussy action…the whole thing would be a little more acceptable…is that people are out drinking during the day so I don’t feel all alone as I throw my life away…

Here are my stepLINKS for you to waste away to….ideally they cover anything I’ve missed during my daytime internet activities…

Miley Cyrus Is Not a Slut – She Just Hates Clothes – That’s Ass
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How Amazing Would It Be If Tiger Woods Went on Maury For a Paternity Test?
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They May Not Be Half Price on Tuesdays, But These Sluts Are Better Than Any Movie Out Right Now
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Nicole Scherzinger and Her Tight Body was in Montreal – She Forgot to Reach Out – Cunt
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The 20 Worst Fathers Ever
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The Hottest Babes of the 10 Most-Hated Fan Bases in Sports
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Year Book Fail…of the Day
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Sienna Miller Topless Throwback
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Victoria Beckham and Her Side Boob
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Tiffany is Wearing a Tie at the Office…And Nothing Else
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Arika Oils Up Her Rack – VIDEO
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If You Have Decided You Hate Hearing and Want to Stab Your Ear Drums with a Screwdriver, This Should Be the Soundtrack for It
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Perez Hilton Tweeted Pictures of Miley Cyrus Upskirts
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Eva Mendes Might Be the Coolest Woman Alive
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Candice Swanepoel New Victorias Secret Lingerie Photoshoot
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How Amazing is Bridgette?
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Check Out Suelyn
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Chloe is Topless
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Kristen and Natalie Are Fisting
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Some Vintage Rhianna, Just Because
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Shut the fuck Up Megan Fox
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A Massive Celebrity Bikini Stash
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And a Bit More Rhianna, Just Cause
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Katy Perr and Her Double D Tits Should Just Beat the Shit Out of Lady Gaga and Get It Over With
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Ann Angel is an Eyeful, That’s For Sure
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Miranda Kerr and Alessandra Ambrosio – VIDEO
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Vanessa Hudgens Is Still Looking Hot and Bangable
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18 Year Old Party Sluts – A Gallery
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And That’s Why You Don’t Jump Off Swings – VIDEO
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Diane Kruger And Her Killer Legs
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The 10 Greatest Celebrity Farts Caught On Camera
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Carmen Electra For Good Measure
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GANGFIGHT!
(With Swords – VIDEO)
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Which of These Sluts Would You Pick?
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Sandra Shine Loves to Take It All Off
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Just Another Day in the Life of Charlie Sheen
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7 Ways to Ruin a Wedding This Summer
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WOW! Get a Load of Alexis
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This Gary Coleman Thing Just Keeps Getting Sadder
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Follow Me! Follow Me Wherever I May Go. Even THough I Don’t Go Far…
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

15

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some of the latest news cuz real people are idiots too…

Michigan Pastor Busted for Sexual Relationship with 15 Year-Old Boy…..praise Jesus for being so Selective in Choosing his Staff….

James Wallace Fall believes that it was God’s will that he molest and marry his 10 year-old niece after the death of their father. Fall’s wife would share the bed with both her husband and his niece.

A 54-year-old OB/GYN doctor at Estrella Women’s Health Center has been arrested, accused of assault and sexual abuse…even though that’s the whole reason to be a OB/GYN

Ohio Janitor Busted for Leaving Video Camera in Men’s Room to Tape Boys

Two Georgia men held signs outside of Elton John’s Georgia home and were scolded by the judge although the charges were dropped

Idaho Woman Busted for Dumping Mayonnaise in Library Drop Box

Virginia Sheriffs found a goat tied up in the trunk of a car that was pulled over at a DUI checkpoint

A 66 year-old Indian woman has given birth to triplets.

No charges have been filed following a fight inside an Orange County restaurant which happened over the weekend that began over a 5 year-old
Autistic boy spitting on a woman.

BONUS Here is a stepNEWS article….for those of you who can read….


Jesus Statue to be Rebuit
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Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

15

Jun

Aretha Franklin Scary Tits of the Day

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart….There’s something about fat tits that seriously scare the fuck out of me…I have a fat wife…I know…but I have friends who love the shit…I’d say this one’s for them…but I like to think this one is for nobody…because the idea of somebody playing with this pile of shit…no matter how depraved or desperate they are is worse than the fact they actually exist…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Aretha Franklin

2010

15

Jun

Amanda Seyfried Still Sucks of the Day

I’ve decided to post the latest pictures I see of Amanda Seyfried in some kind silent protest that no one knows I am organizing in hopes that she’sll get out of her period pants and into something that screams more “young slutty starlet looking for attention” instead of this weirdness that screams “I just broke up with my boyfriend, I hate my life, I am going to go home to eat a pint of ice cream” all while her pussy slowly eats up her pants…something that would normally make this bullshit better…but the anger I feel for wasting her prime time in the spotlight doesn’t allow me to enjoy it….Let’s hope this is a preview of what’s to come…but until then…I protest…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2010

15

Jun

Anna Faris is Boring on the Beach of the Day

Who the fuck is Anna Faris and why the fuck am I posting these pictures of her on the beach. Seriously, beaches aren’t for party dresses unless you are in Aruba on Spring Break and about to get thrown into the fucking ocean after some dude from Holland rapes and kills you….what too soon?…That shit happend 6 years ago….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Anna Faris

2010

15

Jun

Katy Perry Tits and Upskirt on French TV of the Day

I fucking hate Katy Perry…..she is so irritating….this some sersiously scipted bullshit that I don’t fully understand because I had to put it on mute. I don’t know what this little girl cutsey voice while showing off her tits act she’s trying to pull, or this 1950s quoting Marilyn Monroe while showing off her tits bullshit is, the bitch is such a serious fucking pig who doesn’t deserve all this attention, but then again she’s showing off her tits and sometimes that’s enough for me apparently, since this is my second Katy Perry post today….and that depresses me more than the fact that she’s famous, it’s like I am sucked in and stuck under her titty spell despite hating her and if I don’t fight this off, my site may become a fan site for her….but on the positive note, I know 3 different people with sex videos of her. I just haven’t got my hands on the shit, but it’s just a matter of time before her whore oppressed Christian ass gets seen in action….and I can pretty much promise that I’ll be on the frontlines of this war….and here she is bullshitting on some French TV show. I hate her….

Posted in:Katy Perry

2010

15

Jun

Cameron Diaz’s Middle-Aged Body in a Bikini of the Day

You can’t fight nature. You can try as hard as you can. You can eat well. You can go to the gym. You can even have a low body fat percentage. You can have abs, you can even have that “V” above the genitals that body builder’s get to prove how ripped they are…and to remind you that sex with them will leave your pelvis busines cuz ever thrust is like a swing from a boney baseball bat…but you can’t help your body from slowly boxing out….hips becoming a thing of your youth as you turn into a rectangle I want to fuck…and the worst thing in all this is that 40 year old Cameron Diaz hasn’t even had kids yet…but her midsection makes me think she has…and I guess so does her vagina but that’s totally unrelated to her aging and thickening and has more to do with her whore youth where she’d insert life-like baby dolls inside her and simulate giving birth as a party trick…..not that you care….


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2010

15

Jun

Cameron Russell Half Naked in July’s Vogue Germany of the Day

Her mother is one of Time Magazine’s top 100 Most influential people in 2009. She is Business Week’s top 10 Designers, Fast Company’s 50 Champions of Innovation, mainly because she has a good PR person or blowjob skills, but it is more socially acceptable if we pretend it is all for some company she started called Zipcar where people pay a monthly membership fee to share cars…a business that has allowed her hot kids to live the good life by getting them signed to major modeling agencies cuz the rich and successful help the rich and successful especially when the pussy they produce is this caliber.

This is a video and photoshoot from Vogue Germany. I’m pretty sure this isn’t the last we’ll hear of privileged rich kid Cameron Russel, at least I’m hoping it’s not, cuz I like pussy, especially when it gets work, cuz it gives me hope that this hell is not the end of the line for me, and that maybe she’ll take me under her wing and feel sorry for me, offering me a a better tomorrow….even though I know that shit won’t happen…but it makes jerking off to her bikini pics more heartfelt and authentic….

Here are the pics.

Posted in:Cameron Russell

2010

15

Jun

Jessica Biel’s Ass is in a Jumpsuit of the Day

I am into jumpsuits. I don’t think it’s cuz I have some kind of paratropper fetish, but more that I like how one piece of clothing can touch all the good parts, and when shit’s an inch too short, it jacks up the ass like some kind of hammock I want to take a nap in or harness specifically dedicated to giving the bitch booty….

Now I don’t give a fuck about Jessica Biel, her strength, her fake relationship with Justin Timberlake so people think he’s straight, or her fashion sense, career choices or pretty much anything about her….but I dick this outfit and how it’s holdin’ her ass up like something Kim Kardashian invented in her whore workshop to keep herself relevant…cuz everyone knows if you strap shit up proper, it looks proper…

Pics via Fame
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Jessica Biel