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2010

14

Jun

Maria Menounos in her Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Maria Menounos used a reliable strategy to get new twitter followers and that was by posting a picture of her in a bikini drinking a beer with some Celtics swag because every pussy knows that sports, bikinis and pussy taking picture of itself is a winning formula, but Maria Menounos doesn’t need all those cheap stunts….she had me at “Menounos” cuz every greek girl I know, despite being bottom heavy, is easy fucking anal sex, something substantially more marketable than some bullshit sports, bikini, self-taken pic…

Posted in:Bikini|Maria Menounos|Twitter

2010

14

Jun

Lindsay Lohan’s Tits in a Sports Bra of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s latest publicity stunt in trying to convince the public that she’s getting her life together thanks to the fake alcohol bracelet her fake judge was paid off to give her, to prove to the idiotic public that this is actually something that state law enforces, but more importantly that Lindsay is getting her life together and not drinking cuz if she was she’d get arrested, since everyone I know who have had multiple DUIs still drink and sometimes even drive despite not having a license anymore…because the government can’t take away our rights to drink, but our management and PR people can pretend they do, so everyone gets behind her….

I guess they think sending her to some fitness event in her sports bra will add to the story line that bitch is getting it together and not a bloated mess we previously thought she was…I generally hate sports bras, but these ones remind me less of some smothering suffocating clothing…but more like a fat chick bra you get at Wal Mart…which is a total fetish.

I really don’t care about the bullshit that is Hollywood, but I do care about the tits, so the pics are really what matter…

Stacy Keibler was there also….not that anyone cares about Stacy Keibler…but I guess she’ll take any work she can get….and I’ll take any long legs I can get…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Sportsbra

2010

14

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Tits for Bieber of the Day

I am pretty hungover cuz I went out drinking, got attacked with pepper spray and not even for trying to rape and rob a bitch of both her innocence and her purse. I spent the night soaking in milk, but unfortunately, we only had expired milk, making the whole experience way fucking shitter.

Speaking of shitty, here is shit colored public toilet Kim Kardashian on the beach with Justin Bieber….obviously a shitty publicity stunt for two people who have one thing in common, that thing being that they wish they are black, make that two things…because they also are both famous for reasons that are seriously beyond me.

This is supposed to be her nipple, all I see is some lumpy shit, that could be from back implants, or maybe just from having bad tits, cuz with every fat bitch come lumps of shit you can’t explain in various parts of her body….

Let me know if you can figure out where the nipple is, cuz I’m really not seeing it.

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Nipple

2010

11

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

The worst weekend of the year is here for people in Montreal. It is Grand Prix and a whole lot of trashy fucking European Chachi motherfuckers are going to be polluting my life….

The hookers are gonna be more expensive, the shitty stripclubs that are normally empty are gonna be packed with tourists I can’t stand….the streets are going to be jammed with shit…

I tried to plan an escape, but I can’t cuz I am poor, so I’m stuck in this shit…and I think this biggest celebrity coming into town that I can try to offend and blame for Heath Ledger’s death to get onto E! is Jayde Nicole, but she isn’t even famous enough to have known Heath Ledger or really to know anyone, or for anyone to care, so I’m pretty sure I won’t bother…

Bullshit…now here are my stepLINKS….

Jennifer Lopez’s Gross Underwear Flash I thought about Doing a Post On Before Remembering that Jennifer Lopez is Old, Fat, Ugly and Uninteresting…Mom Pussy Lip Flash I’d Be All Over Though
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Megan Fox Needs to Shut Her Mouth and Look good, Cause That’s All She’s Good For
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Because the Best Type of Sluts Are Sluts Who Get Naked On a Web Came
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The Horny Vampires of True Blood
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Sofia Vergara’s Hot Latina MILF Boobs
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You Should Read About The Perverts At American Apparel and Their Hiring Policies
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Adriana Lima’s Sex Bomb Photo Shoot Makes Waves
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Even Swamp Thing Got A Hard-on From A Topless Adrianne Barbeau!
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You’re Gonna Wanna Check Out Chanelle – VIDEO
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The 20 Funniest Pictures Making Fun of Those Assholes At BP That Are Ruining our Planet
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Carrie Underwood Needs to Take That Stupid Pink Dress Off
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Who’s in the Mood to Get Mc Gangbanged?
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Lina in Looking At Herself in the Mirror…Naked
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Nicolette and a Cucumber – VIDEO
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Personally I Have No Problem With Former Miss USA Kenya Moore Taking Her Clothes Off All The Time
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Licking Things Up
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Italian Marika Fruscio Nip Slip on National TV
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A Collection of Catwalk Nip Slips
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Russel Simmons Almost Slapped a Ho at His House Party
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Say Hello To Gypsy Del Rosario
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Miley Cyrus is See Through, and Has a Sort of Panty Upskirt
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She’s Got a Fat, Purple Dildo – VIDEO
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Natalie Portman is Looking Hot
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Denise Milani’s Awesome Rack
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Hilary Duff Looks Trashy in Leopard Print
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Listen to Alisha Breathless with Orgasm
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Kim Kardashian Just Because
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Check Out Jana
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Friday Pic Dump Fun
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More Ridiculously Hot Photos Of Megan Fox In A Tiny Corset
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The 15 Best Jobs in the World
(Hint: You Don’t Have One of Them)
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sasquatch Sighted in Miami! Unbelievable!
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The 5 Worst Times to Be Naked
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Girls Lez Out – VIDEO
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Who is This Mystery Lady in Lace
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How NOT to Park Your Jetski
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Sharon is in the Garden
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Teri Hatcher is Looking Hot
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HOT Brunette On Video
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Who Knew Sex in a Public Park Was Such a Nono?
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Follow Me, It’s Not Like You’re Doing Anything Else With Your Life
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

11

Jun

Naomi Campbell Boring Bikini Pictures of the Day

I think I am a slave to the bikini like Naomi Campbell’s family were slaves in the plantation.

Seriously. I see the shit…and even if I don’t like the shit…and even if I don’t know the shit colored shit in the shit…or if the person in the shit is bullshit…I feel like I have no choice but to post the shit…and this is the miserable result of my weakness…even though I feel like I posted this shit GO a few days ago…cuz I guess this bitch likes wearing the same bikini…and I like doing the same posts…thank god it’s the fucking weekend…I hate all of you.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Naomi Campbell

2010

11

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some of the weirdness that is in the news today….cuz the world is pretty fucking….The highlight of the day for me was this vile Octomom Lookin’ Russian “model” claims her size J implants were roughed up while flying and plans on suing the airline for 100,000 dollars…

But there’s always other weirdness going on and here are some of today’s picks…

Texas Parents Upset About Adult Piñatas
Some provocative piñatas are getting parents riled up in Texas.

Guatemalan Jaguars Love Calvin Klein’s Obsession

Caught on Tape: Parent, Students Fight at Minnesota HS Graduation
A parent and several students were escorted out of their North St. Paul High School graduation ceremony after a fight broke out.

65 Year-Old Tennessee Woman Arrested for Growing Pot
Helen Franklin, a 65 year-old woman admitted to police that she planted reefer in her lawn.

Panhandler Rapes Georgia Woman
A panhandler attacked and sexually assaulted a woman in Georgia

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

11

Jun

Kylie Minogue Shows Off Hot Breast Cancer Tit for Blackbook of the Day

Kylie Minogue may be old but she still has it going on…maybe it’s cuz she’s a breast cancer survivor, so showing off tit is her way of telling cancer to fuck itself for trying to get her down, or maybe she’s just showing off her tits cuz like most bitches with implants, they give her a new sense of security that she always wanted, but then again her implants were reconstruction dude to the mastecomy implants and not “When I was a teenage girl who hated being called flatty flatty 2 x 4” implants or a “If i have tits my career as a stripper will be far more lucrative” implants or “I am insecure and jealous of other girls who all the guys look at and I want perky tits like my neighbor cuz my husband spends his days fucking his secretary” implants….I don’t even know if she’s got nipples or if they are just tattooed on and really I’m gonna stop here and just admire this elderly woman doing all the right things…cuz really cancer fucking sucks and makes me sad thinking about all the good tits and lives that have gone to waste….

Here she is in Blackbook Magazine…

Posted in:Kylie Minogue

2010

11

Jun

Salma Hayek Loses Her Shit of the Day

I just saw this video of Salma Hayek freaking the fuck out cuz of a snake and it made me laugh…I guess it opens a lot of opportunity to make penis jokes because her kid may lead you to think she isn’t actually scared of snakes…but I figure that’d be a lame angle…so maybe you should just watch the clip in slow motion cuz fear in women is pornographic…and probably something you’re used to cuz scaring a bitch is the only way to get her to agree to fuck you…whether it is from sneaking up on them, threatening them or worse…

Watch the video….

In case you forgot what Salma Hayek Looks Like…Here she is yesterday…in picture…scaring me…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Salma Hayek

2010

11

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio Slutting Out in Public of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is pretty hot for a 29 year old. I mean, I usually like the pussy I am checking out on the street that won’t give me the time of day a little less ripe, you know when it’s got some firmness still left in it, but she’s a model and like most models, she’s up on staying fit and looking pretty amazing cuz her career depends on it…

Here she is whoring out on the streets with one of her friends because I guess she’s a whore…but you already knew that considering she had to get pregnant out of wedlock some how….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2010

11

Jun

Amanda Seyfried Fucking Sucks of the Day

If you have been following this site the last few weeks, you will know that Amanda Seyfried causes me serious grief…I initially hated her when I saw her in all these bullshit teen movies that I get pay the bills but that I give zero respect to anyone in the shit because I am an idiot who doesn’t grasp the concept of paying the fucking bills…but I do grasp the concept of tits and I knew that maybe she’d pull through with that little hot body and she did in a movie called Chloe…..then I heard her in interviews…and saw her rubbing her dog …always dressed sloppy…and athletic…never in mini skirts, bikinis…never flashing panty…or getting me excited and that made me forget the whole naked in Chloe shit…and the whole “She’s gonna be the next Lohan” who Lohan can’t stand…and forced me to hate her for not giving us what I want…

Here are some pictures of Amanda Seyfried fucking sucking..but not actually fucking or sucking…but instead by lookin’ a little too casual…but not casual enough to not notice her pussy is spilling out of her shorts…

Depressing.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried