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2010

19

May

Lindsay Lohan’s New Lesbian Pussy of the Day

I communicate with Lindsay Lohan sometimes, sure it’s usually when I am drunk and telepathic conversations in my head and sure it may seem crazy, but when you’re connected to the soul with someone, logic doesn’t really play much of a factor, and if I’m not talking to the actual Lindsay Lohan but instead something I made up in my head, I’m cool with that because the Lindsay Lohan I is interesting and fun and interested in catering to my needs…without all that Hollywood bullshit that comes with the real Lindsay Lohan…not that it matters…

What does matter is that there are two reports coming out about her today, first that she’s fucking this pig bitch in the pictures who she’s helping promote, which is a lie according to Lohan, and the other is that she’s fucking Amanda Seyfried’s boyfriend, which is very possible, because Lohan loves dick but also resents Amandan Seyfried for stealing her Mean Girls glory….I know for a fact that Lohan hates her and that fucking a bitch you hate’s boyfriend is the ultimate revenge, part of the reason I love Lohan, the other part of the reason is her amazing tits.

Posted in:Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan

2010

19

May

Kate Moss Dancing for Top Shop of the Day

I love watching girls dance but I haven’t gone to the stripclub recently, mainly because it’s dull. Sure I love seeing bitches get naked, but I am so over watching bitches get paid to get naked. They are uninspired and seem like robots working the assembly line of taking off clothes and letting dudes grab your tits for money. They are like fast food workers cuz no matter where you are in the world, you know what you are going to get. Same moves, same outfits, same acts, same everything. It’s fucking cookie cutter, and I guess that’s why they are strippers and not running ad agencies or the Cirque du Soliel….

So I’ve decided to try to find everyday bitches in dance, from creeping on Salsa classes, to creeping on Jazzarobics, to high school dance shows, to dance recitals, and none of the shit did anythinf for me, cuz I realize I need to see pussy when a bitch dances….so it’s safe say as much as I love girls dancing and hate strippers….seeing pussy makes everything better.

So here is Kate Moss, a model not a dancer, doing some bullshit dance campaign for some show she is probably a part owner in, and she isn’t showing her pussy, which is a good thing, cuz after years of banging needle-sharing heroin addict rockstar gutter dick has left her pussy a fucking mess…but I guess this is for old times when she was worth jerking off to….

Posted in:Dancing|Kate Moss

2010

18

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t have anything to say…I am too busy trying to get out of here because I found a spot where all the corporate suits go out for exercise after work like a bunch of fucking drones, but luckily a lot of the corporate suits have vaginas in vagina hugging expensive workout gear, which is a hell of a lot better than watching actual strippers, cuz real girl pussy is far more exhilerating than bitches who are only in it for the money…

Here are my stepLINKS…..

Guess Who is Posing in Playboy in 3…2…1….
GO

Lindsay Lohan Is Terrorizing Cannes
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Just Because You May Die old Alone Doesn’t Mean You Have to Be Old and Alone Now
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And More Kate Beckinsale Sexiness
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The 20 Worst Myspace Pictures Ever
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The 50 Hottest Women Wearing Sports Jerseys
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Lindsay Lohan Panty Upskirt
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Celebrity Look Alikes and Their Disney Counterparts
(Check Out Gary Busey!)
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Aishwarya Rai is So Hot is Make My Boner Hurt
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Becky and Her Self Shots
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Public Legislation in Guam Looks More Fun Than UFC – VIDEO
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Little Cutie Does Some Self Study – VIDEO
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Get Ready to Puke – Celebrities Without Make Up
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And That’s Why The Bridesmaids Need to Starv Themselves Before The Wedding
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And Now the WORST Porn You Will Watch All Day
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Trina is Wearing Next to Nothing
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Some Jersey Shore Whores Just Because
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Sophia is Casually Hot
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Seriously, Megan Fox Just Needs to Stop Fuckng Talking Forever
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Nina Dobrev and Ashley Green Are Your Lesbian Fantasy of the Day
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Maria Ozawa Is Seriously Hot And Seriously Stroke Worthy
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I Wanna Rip Off Marion Cotillard’s Jumpsuit
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Kelis, WTF Are You and Your Giant Amazing Tits Wearing?
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And Here’s the Cover for Kendra Wilkinson’s Sex Tape
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Her Sextoy is Big and Purple – VIDEO
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Tricia Helfer and Grace Park and Their Maxim Video
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Tiziana Rocca May As Well Take That Dress Right Off
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Bikini Girl Ashley
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Thank God For Pic Dumps
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Cheryl Tweedy’s L’Oreal Photos Are Hotter Than They Should Be
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80’s Bully Montage – VIDEO
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Gotta Love Random Photo Hotness
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In Case You Missed the Bikini Shots for Miss USA
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How Delonte West Hooked Up With Lebron’s Mom
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Cat Fiiiiiiiiight – VIDEO
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EPIC TRACKTOR FIGHT SCENE – VIDEO
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Lohan Found a New Taco to Chow Down On
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Joanna Oils Herself Up
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Follow Me You Fucking Asshole
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

18

May

stepNEWS of the Day

If you haven’t caught on to this feature yet, then I have no fucking hope in you and shouldn’t bother explaining, but I will, because I have nothing better to do….Celebrities are boring, real people on the news are entertaining, so I compile a list of the best stories I’ve come across today..cuz idiots are amongst us….and here it is…..

“Hooters” girl told to lose weight or be fired

TN Woman Accused of Hitting Boyfriend with Whiskey Bottle, Trying to Run Him Over

Adult Video Store Robbed in Austin, TX

Georgia Bar Hangs Controversial Sign
The owner of a restaurant and bar in Marietta, Georgia entered the debate over illegal immigration Monday. A controversial sign using a racial slur, was put in front of his business.

Orlando Fast food worker attacked with stun gun
Two women were arrested early Monday evening after police say they threatened workers at a Volusia County fast food restaurant with a stun gun

Underage Illinois HS Student Talks About Affair with Teacher
An underage student gives details about her relationship with a popular teacher at her high school, Jason Van Hooty

The Bra Whisperer: How to Get the Right Fit from Your Bra
Learn common mistakes women make when it comes to getting the right fit from their bras.

Suspected Prostitute, Pimp in Court
The two people who were accused of extorting more than a half million dollars from a metro man were in court Monday. Police say the victim killed himself in May but left a note behind exposing the extortion.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

18

May

Megan Fox in Some Pussy Hugging Pants of the Day

I don’t read lips, but I do read pussy lips, and Megan Fox’s pussy is screaming for fucking help. It’s been held captive all these years by the loser from the original 90210 and it wants to be let out of its cage before it’s too late and the only thing prime is her real estate investments… Seriously, it wants to be let out, but everytime it tries to escape he beats it and tells it how worthless it is so it loses confidence in itself while making him feel good about himself….thinking he is the only dick to eat…and here it is trying to divert itself by chewing on a pair of pants cuz that’s the only thing it is allowed to snack on that isn’t him…the whole thing is very sad…and so is this post…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Megan Fox|Tight Pants

2010

18

May

Eva Herzigova Panty Flash of the Day

Here is the picture I was looking for yesterday when I was admiring the stalker pictures of Eva Herzigova , wishing the stalker had a little more fucking ambition to get a better upskirt shot considering she was on a balcony when he was doing his peeping, not that everyone is as good at voyeurism as me, but I figured it was fucking logical…and now I figure I have to post it, even if I have nothing interesting to say about it…other than if this can get you off I will be fucking shocked and you are a pretty easy fucking customer…and by easy customer, I mean pathetic cuz these are boring fucking panties…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Eva Herzigova|Panty

2010

18

May

Blake Lively Bikini Body Does Vogue of the Day

Gossip Girls may have trained teenage girls to fuck, but I don’t watch it even if teaching teenagers to fuck is a good thing, except maybe for a the teenager I saw today pushing her baby in a stroller who had juice stains all over her welfare bought t-shirt, but I have a feeling gossip girl had nothing to do with her pregnancy, she looked too poor for TV and teenagers have been fucking long before the smut show Blake Lively is on has been on the air…but I am down with looking at these photoshopped pictures of awkward looking Blake Lively turned hot thanks to Vogue in her bikini, but mainly because it reminds me that summer is pretty much here. The shorts are shorter. Bitches are in bikini tops on the street. I’ve seen 3 nipples in the last 2 days and it’s not even that hot yet. Good things are to come…now all i need is a serious heat wave cuz I hear heat waves kill fat people and since my wife is fat, I figure, this may be my summer of freedom…and I can’t be sad cuz it’s what nature wanted…it was her destiny…but I’m rarely lucky enough to have things go my way but I’ll keep you posted…

Posted in:Bikini|Blake Lively

2010

18

May

Gisele’s Mom Body Still in Lingerie Pictures of the Day

Here are some more of the Gisele comeback that probably isn’t a comeback because I am convinced she staged the pregnancy to get a little vacation, or operation, like all trannies do, but she’s still got a body worth fucking, even more so now that the penis as been inverted, and the whole thing is a storyline I should sell to Desperate Housewives…pictures….

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|Lingerie

2010

18

May

Marion Cotillard Shows Some Tit in Cannes of the Day

The nice thing about french bitches, whether they have won Oscars or not, is that they have no problem getting naked, whether in movies, or in public. Just the other day I was walking through the part and 3 french chicks were tanning topless and I remembered how amazing they are partially because they don’t give a fuck about all the bullshit that english chicks care about when it comes to sexx, they just like that it feels good. They are free-spirited and have anal on the first date, and the whole thing is pretty fucking refreshing, if you can managed to work your way through their thick bushes, which I think is a lie, cuz every french chick I’ve fucked has been bald, but in an era of bikini wax boredom, sometimes a little pussy hair fantasy is nice to switch things up….

I am posting this partially cuz I like this girl’s tits (use google to find her tits) and all her slutty nude scenes in movies, even when covered up in Cannes, but also because her outfit is touching her pussy and her tits at the same time and that drives me bananas….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Marion Cotillard|Tit

2010

18

May

Amanda Seyfried Lookin’ Dumpy with her Sex Partner of the Day

After falling in love with Amanda Seyfried because she was a pretty obvious young starlet to fall in love with, you know since she was relatively under the radar before this year, but had the ability to be the teen dream in all the shitty love stories, while running some side projects that involved her dyking out hard with Julianne Moore, fully naked….it was that kind of balancing act that she seemed to master, so I started to notice….that was before remembering that I hate Hollywood pussy…mainly because it is weird, self-absorbed, insecure and almost fucking creepy…..proven in every interview she has done that leaves me feeling uncomfortable and how every picture of her by the paparazzi involves her looking sloppy as fuck with her dog I am convinced she fucks…

But the good news is that Lohan hates her, which means she’s threatened by her and I’m sure she will get naked again and her naked is a good fucking thing….and until we get that here she is in Chloe to give you a taste of why I dig her….and these are pictures of wh I don’t dig her….It’s a delicate balancing act…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|Beastiality