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2010

07

Jun

Marisa Miller’s Tits at Some Bullshit Event of the Day

I hate stupid award shows. Mainly because I am never allowed at them…which puts a huge damper on me ever producing my own pictures and videos…..seriously I have spent 6 years applying for press passes to every low level and top level event in Hollywood and I have been rejected every single year…which almost pisses me off because I see substantially shittier sites get access, but then I remember that the substantially shittier sites play the bullshit suck up safe for work game that advertisers and event producers feel comfortable allowing in, because friendly sucking up is a lot better than anything I do and it’s just another example on how the world doesn’t like fun…but instead like boring, obvious shit…like Marisa Miller showing off some cleavage…we get it cunt…you’re a bikini model…you have big fake tits that look good enough to get you paid big fucking money…but maybe you should step it up a little and walk around with your pussy exposed…that’s what we really want to see…take it to the next level you aging, boring, all american, hot bodied cliche which I guess isn’t a cliche cuz hot bodies make me forget obvious stunts…I am a pervert and that’s how we work…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Marisa Miller

2010

04

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

It is the weekend. If you are reading this I feel for you and the handicap you have. Whether it is social or medical, things may not be ok for you, but I’m hoping they’ll be ok for the rest of us……I need to go drink…That’s what summer is for…..but then again…that’s what everyday is for…

Here are my stepLINKS

Khloe Kardashian Wasn’t Pregnant – She is Just Fat….
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A Proud Graduate Of The Duke Brothers School Of Driving
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Because There’s Always Hope, Even For a Virgin Like You
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Whoa Jessica Biel is Looking Hot For Once
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The 20 Awesomest Test Answers
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you’re Gonna Wanna Check Out the UFC’s Arianny Celeste
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“Get Him To The Greek’s” Rose Byrne Is So Hot
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It’s Angelina Jolie’s Birthday, So Here She is Topless to Help Celebrate That
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5 Things That Will Make You Proud To Be An American This Week
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Ryan Gosling is Probably Banging Charlize Theron, So Here’s Some Hot Pictures Of Her
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Tiffany is Stripping Down
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Blonde Destroys Her Pussy With Enormous Dildo
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Guess Who Else Is Going to Celebrity Rehab
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Shauna Sand Panty Upskirt
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Crazy Russian Lady Destroys the Liquor Isle
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A Nice Little Collection of Upskirts
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Vida Guerra + Body Paint = PURE HEAVEN
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Sophie Monk And More Of Her Short Shorts
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Janessa and Alexandra – VIDEO
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Brooke Burke Bikini Throwback
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Daisy Lowe Sexes Up Esquire
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Rachel Bilson is Sexy as Always
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Who Would You Rather?
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$100 Says Gary Coleman Was Murdered
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Dustin Hoffman and Jason Bateman Are Kinda of Amazing and Here’s Why
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Laura is Masterbating on the Couch – VIDEO
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Catrinel Menghia is Looking Hot in Lingerie
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LA Woman, You’re My Woman
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You’re Gonna Love Aida
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A Friday Pic Dump, Just Because
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Hot Damn Eva Mendes
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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25 Smoking Hot Civilian Girls Who Should Be Famous
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Man, Lohan is Of the Bad Shit, You Can Tell Just By Looking at Her Skin
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Four Ways Science Will Kick Death’s Ass
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Tight Younge Whore – VIDEO
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There’s a Majoe Male Hip Hop Artist With a Sex Tape – With a Another DUDE (No Homo)
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Chewing Gum + Helium Experiment – VIDEO
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Interracial Lesbian Picnic
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Guess WHo Hates Scarlett Johansson?
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Melisa is a Girl Next Door Type
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Follow Me It May Be the Last Thing You Do
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Celebrities with Ugly Significant Others
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AA Brings the Ass Crack Again and She’s Got a Long One:
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2010

04

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here are some of today’s dumbest news….

Organization Aims to End Teen Prostitution and Our Fun in Atlanta….Assholes

OH Girl says fellow student urinated on her like she was Kim Kardashian

“Memory Erasing” Pill: Good For Rapists…

Prostitutes Steal World Series Ring from Baseball Coach

TN Man Chases Dine & Dash Teens, Calls 911 from Car Hood

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

04

Jun

Mel B Shows Off Her Jacked Body of the Day

I wonder if Mel B’s fate would have worked out a little differently if she had named herself “Dainty Spice”, or “Lady Spice”, or “Attractive Spice”, or “I Don’t Have Boxer’s Face Spice”, or “I’m not built like my cock is bigger than my delts Spice”….

I don’t know what the fuck is going on here, but it’s definitely fucking scary, so I guess we can’t get mad at her for false marketing, she warned us this was coming…I just had no idea it would be this bad…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Mel B

2010

04

Jun

Miley Cyrus Kisses a Girl on Stage of the Day

In not so surprising news…Miley Kissed a girl on Britain’s got Talent….and it also has white trash prostitute looking Glamour Models….

I saw this one coming from miles away..It was the obvious move for her. Everyone knows that you start at Disney, End with a Sex Tape and take all the proper paths in between…

Not to mention, every girl knows the controversy and attention comes when you kiss another girl. It’s what college Keg parties are fucking made of, so this is no re-inventing anything, it’s just funny to see it happening as part of her concert tour, like some kind of coming of age into being the most obvious attention whore and celebrity slut who really just needs to release the fucking nude pics already, ideally after her 18th birthday, cuz I want to be able to post the shit…

Here’s the video…


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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2010

04

Jun

Rachel Bilson Dresses Up to Get Some Work of the Day

Rachel Bilson bores me…even when she’s all dressed up meeting with her agent cuz I guess she realizes it’s time to start working again and the 5 year vacation…it’s like all I see is a pussy that hasn’t got drunk and flashed her pussy…or even got drunk and flashed her tit…she hasn’t had any scandals, other than getting engaged to a Canadian, and it pisses me off. I want to see her pussy and I want to see it now…She chose the hollywood life….now she needs to live the fuck up to it. Show us your cunt already you boring fucking pig.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2010

04

Jun

Daisy Lowe Shows Off Tit of the Day

I am friends with all these Hollywood rich kids living the hipster fashionista life on Facebook. I like to look at them living their hipster fashionista life…pretending to go to school while collecting trust funds they know will never dry up. Partying, traveling, flying private jets from LA to NYC to London to attend stupid events they have access to because someone in their family was relevant and the whole thing doesn’t offend me at all…I’d probably be doing the same thing, except for the dirty hipster part, because I’d embrace where I as from, get in the fucking shower and I’d only wear gold plated clothing…seriously…I’d be fucking Royalty, cuz gutter artists in a luxury loft was never my thing, but apparently it is many fashion designers and photographers and model scouts’ thing, cuz all these trust fund partying hipsters have modeling contracts….which is good with me as long as they get naked or topless in photoshoots thinking they are contributing to the fashion scene cuz that’s as good as they get and it’s all thanks to their Rockstar daddies….

So here is some Daisy Lowe rockstar trust fund baby tit…

Posted in:Daisy Lowe

2010

04

Jun

Amanda Seyfried Sticks to Beastiality of the Day

I don’t know how I feel about Amanda Seyfried but I am pretty sure she freaks me out a little. She’s inconsistent in her career, which was something I liked cuz it involved her getting naked in some lesbian movie while doing shitty teen movies at the same time, but whenever I see pictures of her or hear her in interviews, I get weirded out.

She’s sloppy and looks like she doesn’t wash her pussy and is always with fucking dogs…It’s like they are the only creatures that she can interract with like the weird lady I run into everyday when walking my stupid dog…and I think she gets a little too involved and takes that shit to the next level by smearing peanut butter…if you know what I mean…You see I have seen and met dog people…but she’s on a whole other level of dog people…you know the kind who let their dogs do things no one ever finds out about because dogs can’t speak people…it’s probably some kind of mental disorder like autism and I wouldn’t mind getting to the bottom of…starting at her pussy…with my tongue….

Here are a couple of pictures of her from the other day without her dogs…but it is safe to assume that she’s talking to her dog on her cellular and he’s not giving her the barks she was hoping for….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2010

04

Jun

Cheryl Cole Hides her Prison Tattoos and Shows Off Her Legs of the Day

I still don’t really understand who Cheryl Cole is. I know she’s a UK popstar who married some “Footballer” that only the Eurotrash in North America have ever heard of. I know there was some kind of scandal that she used to launch her solo career and I know I want to fuck her or at least watch her get fucked because I realize that she’s got some kind of ego, even though she hasn’t quite made it here and should be more eager, but I guess her bank account tells a different story….one that doesn’t explain her prison tattoos and whether they were the result of a lesbian relationship with a biker back in 1999, or if she actually thought they look good…but I’m guess she doesn’t now, because them shits are pretty fucking covered up, which is a first for her….Here are her legs in shorts hiding the memories of her ghetto trash flea market tattoo parlour getting fucked my her father youth and lookin’ alright according to me……

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Cheryl Cole

2010

04

Jun

Shauna Sand’s Plastic Pussy Works the Street of the Day

I have a soft spot for Shauna Sand and it is located in the women’s panties I am unfortunately wearing because we don’t do laundry and my wife is fat enough to make the shit fit like boxers. Sure, I find getting hard a challenge as I get older and the affects of hard drinking take hold, but I still find some of the most vile looking pussy worth fucking. I’m talking real poor, real dirty, real desperate, real affordable. The kind of pussy you would normally not even throw a dollar at on the street when it is playing the flute…I guess it’s got more to do with the fact that this gutter pussy that is Shauna Sand, and I really mean getter pussy, cuz if you’ve seen the Shauna Sand sex tape , you will know shit is beat the fuck up, discolored and possibly dead, doesn’t accept that she’s gutter. Sure she films herself fucking, she has shitty fake tits, she dresses in cheap sex store clothes, but she’s still all fucking hollywood, and I hate a bitch who is delusional…It’s like accept that you are meant to be working the street to pay your rent and not working the street to impress the paparazzi. I hate this bitch….and here are some pics for those of you who like seeing trash try hard to turn her vile self into an aging, melting, pornographic plastic barbie doll gone seriously wrong…something I like to call a pocket pussy I wouldn’t fuck and I never turn down a plastic pussy unless it’s still warm from the dude who used it before me.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Shauna Sand