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2009

31

Dec

Perez Hilton Bikini Pictures of the Day

Perez Hilton is in his Miami and he decided to have no shame and walk around with his disgusting body in far too little obnoxious clothes. It’s safe to say that he probably doesn’t realize how much of a fucking joke he is because of an ego all you motherfuckers gave him. It’s this false sense of security that comes with all the money he’s made like he won this game of life and fooled the world into knowing who the fuck he is, and caring about who he is, and paying to get close to him, when in a time before the internet he wouldn’t have been let out of the fucking mail room at the magazine he managed to get an internship at because he was eager and free, so I guess all that success has made him confident enough to dress like this…despite lookin’ like this…..

The good news is that the only people who care about him are 14 year old girls, and the end is near for this queer, but definitely not quite here.

Let’s hope 2010 is the end of Perez.

Pics via INF

Posted in:Bikini|Perez Hilton

2009

31

Dec

More Brooke Hogan Boring Bikini Pictures of the Day

It is Brooke Hogan’s favorite time of year because all the real celebrities come to her home city and she gets the chance to try to be seen by the paparazzi who otherwise doesn’t give a fuck about her. It’s like some photo opportunity to help promote her dead singing career, cuz she knows she’s known enough for them to snap off some pics if she’s strategically placed and the real celebs haven’t left their hotel rooms yet and that doesn’t change the fact that she looks like a man. That’s why she’s hiding her penis….

Bonus – Here’s the Tacky Girl she is with

Pics via INF

Posted in:Bikini|Brooke Hogan

2009

31

Dec

More Yulia Voronin on the Beach cuz No One Better is in Bikinis of the Day

Here’s some immigrant whore and her immigrant soccer playing husband polluting the beach in Miami because that’s just what trashy Ukrainian gangsters do, but I figure a soccer player wife, who before meeting him was just an aspiring mail order wife working the local sex trade rockin’ a bikini and living the good life she could never imagine just a few years earlier when she was sucking dick for potatos and rationed bread, is a symbol of hope going into 2010 and better than nothing even if its not that good.

Pics via INF

Posted in:Beach|Bikini|Yulia Voronin

2009

31

Dec

Angelina Jolie for Old Times of the Day

I think the most talked about celebrity this decade was Angelina Jolie. I don’t really keep track of that shit but I do know that as a nation, we were force fed every fucking thing about her, and I figured that on the last day of the year, I had no choice but to post the bitch, clearly 10 years older and not the hot pussy she once was, but still a hotter pussy than the pussy we’re fucking. I guess this is just a reminder that we all get older and that nothing is forever but as long as we’re not dead, it’s not so bad….so here she is on set the other day….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Angelina Jolie|old

2009

31

Dec

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

I figure we might as well ring in the New Year with something that we know will be a constant in the unkown that is 2010 and that constant is that Ashley Tisdale is and always will be ugly.


Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Ugly

2009

31

Dec

Alex Zosman in Some Shorts of the Day

Her name is Alex Zosman, she’s dating some bald dude named Jason Statham who seems to be the second coming of Vin Diesel. You know bald guys overcompensating by taking up martial arts and staring in action movies, but at least he gets to fuck decent pussy, which is a lot more than I can say about the balding guy who lives down the hall from me who always smells like dirty laundry and always has cum stains on his sweatpants and who always has the dirtiest sounding porn blasting in his apartment…and not getting with this bitch, in fact he’s not getting with any bitch, even the crackwhores turn him down, and here she is in her jean shorts….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Alex Zosman|Denim Shorts

2009

31

Dec

Coco On the Beach in Miami in Video of the Day

I’m sure you’ve all seen the pictures of Coco on the beach from the other day. I didn’t bother posting them, because this bitch only looks intersting when photoshopped and I figured I’d do her a favor and not let the world know she’s just a dumpy stripper with stupid fake tits and a fat sloppy stomach that she’s trying to cover the fuck up, because everyone knows a fat ass always catches up with the rest of a bitch….but I couldn’t turn down posting the video…because seeing her in live-action is like watching some kind of plane crash and I just can’t turn away….

Posted in:Bikini|Coco|Miami

2009

30

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Nothing interesting is going on today, people are all partying to close out the year and I think I should be doing the same fucking thing. Not to mention none of the fucking paparazzi are getting pictures of anything interesting because everyone is on vacation, except me, so I’m stuck with no choice but to go out drinking right now to pretend that I am on vacation and that is what I am going to do and before I do – I figure I’ll leave you with some stepLINKS….cuz other sites are doing better than me today…

Brooke Hogan Brought Her Cock Out in a Bikini and Hulk Got Hard….
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Sophie Howard and HEr Awesome Tits
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I Really Can’t Wait Till Tyra Banks Fades Into Oblivian and Hopefully Gets Fat Too
GO

Because Wednesday is the Longest and Hardest Day of the Week
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Some Kid Dances With Some Sluts
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2009: THE GAME
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Sarah Jessica Parker Windy Day Body
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Seriously I’d Like to Punch Ed Westwick in the Face
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Man the Fuck Up, Pussy
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May Your New Year Be As Exciting as an Exploding Firework Factory – VIDEO
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Now THIS is What I Call an Invention
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Denise Richards is Out for Blood
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Leighton Meester Looks Better When She’s Not Trying to Hard
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Does Mariah Carey Do Anything But Stand Around and Have Her Photo Taken And Get Whats His Name To Carry Stuff For HEr
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I Wish Holly Madison Would Disappear
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Now That’s How You Sell a Pair of Jeans – VIDEO
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Let’s Do a Little Detective Work
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Hotties at the Beach
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And That’s Why You Don’t Stand On Ice When You’re Fat – VIDEO
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Army Slut Fuck Fest
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Lilith Rides a Giant Dildo
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Fuck You Mac Users
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Kate Hudson is Turning into the Psycho Ex-Girlfriend
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Katherine McPhee is Pretty Much See Through
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Gotta Love Amateurs
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Brianna Lee is Hot
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Bai Ling is Fucking Insane
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Inna and Elena Get It On
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Jelena Breaks Free…From Her Bra
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Jennifer is a Golden Girl
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If Taylor Momsen Doesn’t Want People to Think Shes Like Lindsay Lohan, Maybe She Should Stop Using Drugs
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Avatar: The Making of the Bootleg – VIDEO
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Britney is a Brunette Again
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I’m Turning Japanese I Think I’m Turning Japanese
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McDonalds Really Knows How to Sell Burgers
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Willow Will Give You a Lot of Reason’s To Like Her
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Mealanie Griffith is Lookin’ Rough
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Christina Aguilera is Shopping in Leggings
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

30

Dec

Jaime Pressly is Still Worth Fucking of the Day

I don’t really know what botox mishap made Jaime Pressly’s face look like this, but the good news is that it didn’t fuck up the rest of her body and anyone who knows me knows that a busted up face never stopped me from getting hard for a bitch, especially when the busted up face was a result of my fists…in fact a busted up everything never stopped me from getting hard for a bitch…I’ll fuck the cripples just as fast as I’ll fuck the fat chicks, vagina just has that kind of effect on me, it clouds my judgement….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Hot|Jaime Pressly

2009

30

Dec

Some Christina Aguilera for Old Times of the Day

I wonder if Christina Aguilera cares that Lady Gaga is the new her. You know does she sit at her luxury home watching MTV practicing Lady Gaga dance moves and dressing in Lady Gaga outfits remembering the glory days of when she was still relevant and not a washed up mother with an ugly husband who didn’t quite accomplish what Gaga has in the past year in her entire career….maybe it doesn’t really matter to her, maybe she’s happy with her life and family and I figure if I made a ton of money at a young age, I’d just spend my life getting fat and drunk not giving a fuck about anyone else, hell, I did that without making tons of money…but then again, I’m not Christina Aguilera and I don’t have the same hair dresser as the biggest thing in music…something she aspired to be….

Either way, here’s a reminder that Aguilera is still alive.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Mom|old