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2010

05

Apr

Beyonce Shows Off Her Ugly Legs of the Day

Jay-Z goes to be at night knowing that he is Jay-Z, one of the biggest and most successful people in rap music, but yet he still wakes up next to Beyonce, a bitch he must have married on a whim, cuz he thought she was this talented, super famous black chick who wasn’t using him for his money, before realizing he was involved with a cunt princess diva who can’t wipe her own ass, when he could have just ended up with a groupie bitch who was far hotter, far more loyal, and willing to do anything and everything he wants her too, because no only is she hooked on him, but also hooked onto the lifestyle he provides and won’t fuck that up for anything. He’d have a hell of a lot less headaches….but since I don’t trust anything in entertainment, I can only assume their relationship is strictly for PR. Hollywood is all lies…..

But what isn’t a lie, is that I hate Beyonce. She looks like a cunt and she has a cunt I am not into wanting to fuck and seeing her in her little shorts reminds me of how she’s got nothing hot about her…probably the same reason all her fans are girls or homos….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Beyonce|Legs|Shorts

2010

05

Apr

Serena WIlliams Big Ass is on the Beach in a Bikini of the Day

I used to hate seeing Serena Williams on the beach in a bikini because I found it unnatural, scary, disgusting and a whole easter basket full of things that weren’t good, but she’s conditioned me by getting out in her bikini as much as possible so that I’m used to it, kinda like how I am used to seeing my wife’s shit covered ass so I don’t gag anymore, but what I’m sure her boyfriend still hasn’t quite got used to is how she likes to choke him out with her huge cock….but seeing her ass compared to a normal is pretty spectacular to those weird motherfuckers who are obsessed with ass so much that they don’t care what the ass is attached to so long as it is big ,but even the 300 pound dude in the pics has no idea what the fuck he’s lookin’ at, probably because she was born male but her dad modified her in the garage so that the kid would win women’s tennis, a pretty white yet lucrative sport before he broke down the boundaries and seriously took the fuck over and making himself a lot of fucking money in the process, something worth turning your kid into a monster….and here are the pics..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Serena Williams

2010

02

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

So if you’re a Christian and believe in organized religion that involves some dude coming back to life, or if you’re an overly positive asshole who I can’t stand when I see when you skip down the street with a smile on your face, and not the same kind of skip as the OCD dude who is scared of stepping on the cracks, but real deal happiness skip, then today is Good Friday….

But if you’re anything like me then the promise of a long weekend isn’t enough to get you excited since all days are created equally bad….But what aren’t created equally bad are my stepLINKS….now click ’em….

Katy Perry is Boring in a Bikini But I Guess Boring in a Bikini Is Better Than Not Being in a Bikini at All
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Hayden Panty Airs is Advocating Pedophiles Whether She Knows It Or Not
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15 Movie Stunts Gone Horribly Wrong
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Because Why WOULDN’T You Want to Look At Sluts Online?
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Whitney Port is Leggy
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Ahhhhhhh The Simpsons Never Get Old!!!!
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The 10 Gnarliest Skateboard Wipeouts EVER – VIDEO
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Pam Anderson Nip Slips
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I Love Kate Hudson
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Because Pretending You Have a Girlfriend is Better Than Not Having One At All
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Hey, We All Gotta Smoke Crack Now and Again, No?
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Teenage Striptease – VIDEO
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I Don’t Care If She’s Dumb as Shit, Bridget Marquardt Was Always My Fave Girl Next Door
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Parkour FAIL – VIDEO
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Meet Bijou
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Laura Dore is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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A Topless Rosie Jones To Celebrate The Death Of Christ
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Now This is What I Call a Motorcycle
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Star Gives It, Mandy Takes It
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Rachel Bilson is Hotter Than Ever
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Mirai Will Love You Longtime
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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They Over Photoshopped ScarJo’s Tits and Ass in this Movie Poster and I Love It
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Jesus Christ the Tiger Woods Ho Stroll Still Isn’t Done
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Watch Kate Gosselin Dance is Painful but Hilarious – VIDEO
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Kacy Shows Off Her Best Assets
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It Doesn’t Matter What Youre Selling, It’s Easier to Sell It with Girls in Bikinis
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And All These Years Later, I’d Still Bang Raquel Welch
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Some Sammie Pennington to End the Week Proper
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Sluts Wrestle in the Buff
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Kim Kardashian and Selma Blair Pose Nude?
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Steve Carell is Amazing
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Mia, Patricia or Alena? Take Your Pick
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Kyra and a Webcam – VIDEO
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Follow Me. you’ll Love It I Swear!
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

02

Apr

Megan Lee Ethridge Topless in Eugene of the Day

If you’re wondering what happened to “20s Girl” from 1 episode of Charmed and “Wife” in Alex and Ro or even “Model 1” in Jake in Progress, well she’s been trying to get her career off the ground by getting topless in some movie called Eugene, because like all low level actors trying to make it, but haven’t seen success traditionally know, tits means hits….

Her name is Megan Lee Ethridge, and obviously no one has ever heard of this bitch, I just figured I’d do a post on her because I appreciate her effort and the direction she’s taken her career. Good work. Let’s hope you are an inspiration to all the girls reading my shit who think I am a movie producer and do this on the side cuz I tell them I am and they are so desperate they believe it….cuz I want self shot pictures of tits and that’s really the only way I think I’ll ever get em….a strategy that to date has not been successful…..

Posted in:Megan Lee Ethridge|Topless

2010

02

Apr

Rachel Bilson is Hopefully Cheating on her Loser of the Day

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…the worst thing that has happened to Rachel Bilson is that she got engaged to some loser one-hit wonder who no one cares about and he knows it, so he’s brainwashed her into thinking they have something special and that he loves her for who she is and not what she is, in some kind of Megan Fox and David from 90210 shit, that just hold these bitches back from rockin’ their full potential, but the good news is that she’s goin in for a hug with some dirtbag motherfucker who looks like the kind of guy who jerks off to watching his girl fuck other dudes, so let’s hope this is her new cock, one that is more fun, less uptight that let’s her out of her fuckin’ cage, cuz I see potential for this pussy, it’s just being snuffed the fuck out but a jealous freak trying to make her move to his farm in Canada to escape the limelight she should be knee deep in already…the same farm I hope he’s at right now looking at these pictures raging with jealousy….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2010

02

Apr

Rape Play Video Game of the Day

You geek gamers probably already know about Rape Play, you’ve probably already got all the cheat codes and have finished the shit, but I love this shit, I’ve heard about it the last month and the concept is genius but not as genius as this Fox Report with a psychologist trying to ruin our fucking fun by saying that Raping our boss who fired us is gonna taint us, and my expert opinion is that the bitch needs to get raped, seriously she’s so uptight and serious with all her theories about how this shit is going to turn us into school shooters, when really the worst I see happening is that you end up teaching your boss a fucking lesson for not following traditional gender roles, where we’re the fucking boss….here’s a better video with some more footage of it that I hope sells you on the shit and gets you downloading it….

All I gotta say is let Japan be fuckign Japanese, what the fuck do we know about their culture to say shit is wrong according to our Christian bullshit philosophy…Fuck off America.

Posted in:Rape

2010

02

Apr

Kendra Wilkinson is Built like a Midget of the Day

The paparazzi followed Kendra Wilkinson to the Grocery Store, a store she should probably staying the fuck away from based on her horrible new body, but I guess hanging onto the little fame she had for being in Playboy is worth the embarrassment. I’ve never found her hot, I always thought her body was awkward, she looked like trash and there was nothing interesting about her, but I know you idiots eat up everything you see on TV and probably think she’s amazing, even with her ripped open pussy and sloppy stomach, her short limbs and midget stance…and most importantly…her retard inbred face….Shit looks more cross eyed and contorted than a redneck at a backwoods gas station who comes from a long line of inter-family marriage….and here are the pics…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Fat|Kendra Wilkinson|Midget

2010

02

Apr

Lohan’s New Marketing Campaign of the Day

She’s an actor. Maybe she’s not a very good actor, but an actor nonetheless. Actors lie. That’s what they are trained to do. They are also very image conscious and aware and every move they make is totally scripted, especially for someone who isn’t getting any work and who’s only opportunity to act is in their everyday life….

I am convinced she like the attention she’s getting. She probably finds it funny and found an angle. You know one of those don’t fight it, join it, cuz as more and more people talk about her dying or her fake feud with her father, who is just going along with the whole thing, the more people are saying the name “Lohan”….

I am a fan of her. I think she’s amazing. I would be friends with her if she ever dropped that deadweight cunt Samantha Ronson, and I think this is probably her best role yet, if I was the Academy Awards, she’d get best Oscar for her role in life.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Addict|Lindsay Lohan|Marketing Campaign

2010

02

Apr

Romantic DirectTV Employee of the Month of the Day

You know the cable guys doesn’t get paid very much, but he does get to spend his days in other people’s houses, you know their most intimate setting possible and after a long time of doing that, you start to feel comfortable in other people’s space…slowly helping yourself to food in the fridge, using the bathroom, reading their magazines, even kickin’ back on the couch and watching the game, or sticking your face in their laundry basket and stealing a couple of pairs of panties. The whole job is designed to put you face to face with hot pussy, sometimes they are the daughters of the people you are doing the installation for, sometimes the young college girl just starting out on her own, sometimes the girl with no bra in her chillin’ clothes, sometimes the exhibitionist who leaves the bathroom door open….sometimes someone you want to see again because they are just so hot you can’t get the thought of them out of your head and you luckily know their address….

So you can’t blame dude for trying to get romantic with this girl, sure his game is a little weak, maybe he shoulda tried to wine and dine her on his shitty salary, cuz taking what he wants when he wants it can come across as assault, but if he had bad intentions, would he really have used a condom…come on, lighten the fuck up woman, so you got fucked aggressively, it happens, in fact most women fantasize about this shit, so consider yourself lucky you got to experience and you don’t even have to take Plan B, get an abortion or even STD tests….

Posted in:DirectTV|Rape

2010

02

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio Hot Model Mom of the Day

Even boring pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio are worth looking at because she’s an off duty model and despite being able to find hundred of half naked pictures of her, she’s good for masturbation fantasies to put in some daytime filler pictures, you know some ambient shit to set the mood, like a mother fucker who pretends she’s on her way to the store, before going to the beach and getting in her bikini, like some kind of build-up for the lonely man who doesn’t get to talk to the girls he sees on the street cuz he’s too scared, or because he’s too scared to leave his house….

For married men, her everyday pictures are good for printing up, and putting on your fridge for your wife to see how some girls deal with pregnancy, so that she can’t blame it on photoshop, and has to accept the fact that you’re onto her bullshit lie that baby weight is impossible to lose…

So anyway you dice it, this shit is good.

Here’s some pictures of her for Victoria’s Secret….to complete the fantasy….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Hot|Model Mom