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2010

15

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t live a very exciting life these days.

I drink all day and try not to leave the house. I barely bother hitting bars or the park becuase it’s cold outside and I’m banned from half the places in the city, so I rely heavy on my internet girlfriends to entertain me, unfortunately, I don’t have any, so this is my cry for help….no wait, this is my stepLINKS…I save my cry for help for facebook and twitter and occassionally for random girls in leggings or short shorts I can’t help but chat up, and then there’s the cashiers at stores I go to, waitresses at restaurants and bars I got to and pretty much any pussy I come across who I have to leave a lasting impression of disgust on….I just hate feeling braindead and forgetting the point of this post…oh right stepLINKS…here they are…

Kate Hudson Probably Got Tit Implants and Here They Are
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Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. Just Making A FUCKING STATUE!
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I Think Russel Brand May Be Onto Something Here…
(Must Read)
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Wow Colin Farrell Fucked All These Hot Girls?
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Because Lonely Days Don’t Have to Mean Lonely Nights
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Jordan Carver’s Gallery Will Have You Thinking Naughty Thoughts
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Remember the Star Wars Uncut Project? Here’s the First Clip and It’s Awesome
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The Hottest Blondes in Sports
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Why Italian Survivor is Better Than American Survivor
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In An Effort to Advance His Awesomeness, Conan O’Brien Does Just That
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A Little Jennifer Lopez, Just Because
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Jessica and Her Self Shots
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Swingers Party – VIDEO
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Dear The Situation: This is Your Future
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A Little More Tila Tequila, This Time With a Tit Flash
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Candice Swanepoel In Swimwear
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Audrey Bitoni Anyone?
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I’d Like to Be All Over Daphne Joy
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Chloe From Leeds is Topless
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Two Dirty Sluts Get On
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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How About An Alessandra Ambrosio Throwback
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Meet Mary Jane
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I Don’t Know Who Nina Hagen Is, But Any Lady That’s Looks This Crazy and Hates Lady Gaga This Much Has Got Something Going On
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Vanessa Hudgens Short Skirt
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Just Your Average, Normal Everyday in the Third Grade….With Heroin
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Ariel on the Sybian
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Basketball Dunk Goes Wrong
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Hayden Panettiere Actually Looks Like an Adult and Not Like a Midget Line Backer For Once
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A Little Hannah Hilton Just Because
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Doutzen Kroes Anyone?
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She Needs a Boyfriend – VIDEO
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Larry King May Be Old, But He’s Got a Great Right Hook
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Wow These Pictures of Pam Anderson Actually Don’t Make Me Want to Puke
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School Girl Fail – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Kendra Wilkinson Clevage
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Dawson Miller in the Buff
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Follow Me If It’s the Last Thing You Do
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2010

15

Apr

Amanda Seyfried Sex Scene in Chloe of the Day

I saw this movie Chloe the other day on cheap night because my pervert friend wanted to see Amanda Seyfried naked and that perverted friend was me. She’s hot and after seeing this, I may be in love with her or at least with her tits, which is saying a lot, because I fucking hate all celebrities.

I like that she’s smart with her career because she takes the money from the fluffy bullshit roles that normaly kill careers when they replace you with another fluffy bullshit actor, but still gets naked in other roles, keeping her shit nice a diverse.

I also like that Lohan hates her because Lohan knows she’s a threat and because she doesn’t answer Lohan’s calls, cuz despite being on Mean Girls together, she knew Lohan had shit on her…

Here are some of the Chloe scenes I loved her tits in….

Here is the Julianne Moore lesbian scene….

Part 2….

Here are some other nude scenes…..

Here is a sex scene with some dude….

Here’s some Julianne Moore tit in a shower scene….

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|Chloe|Nude|Sex Scene

2010

15

Apr

Paris Hilton’s Grandfather Can’t Believe Her Bra of the Day

William Barron Hilton has seen a lot in his day. He ran a chain of hotels and that alone is pretty exciting stuff. He’s had staff, prostitutes, high profile parties, but yet like the rest of us, just can’t figure out what the hell has happened to his disgrace of a granddaughter’s tits.

Sure he gets bitch played the industry and made a lot of money doing it, butdude’s got 8 kids and probably a lot of grandkids, but for some reason the only one we know is this fucking trash can and like any good dirty grandfather, he’s probably watched her sex tape on repeat and has had her pay him special visits back when he announced he wasn’t leaving her any money leaving any money to her in his will, making her work him the only way she knows how, with her pussy….and now he just can’t grasp what’s going on here, maybe he’s wondering if she got implants, or if she’s on the pill as she should be cuz she’s a dirty pig, or maybe it’s just a magical bra and I’m sure he’s more concered with the herpes she gave him…..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:cleavage|Grandfather|Paris Hilton

2010

15

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Playing It Up for the Media of the Day



Lohan is bullshit and until she is dead….as far as I’m concerned her getting carried out of a bar by some dude is just her cry for the photographers to snap off pictures because these whores love the paparazzi and all the attention they get. They love faking stories and get off to tricking the public, because it is funny. It’s not like bitch is working anyway, so when she sees a lie about her as a cover of a magazine, it’s like she’s tricked us and all she had to do was stumble out of a bar, it’s her way of staying in the limelight and I’m convinced Lohan is sober….

I am exicted to watch her prove me wrong….because dead celebrities are better than living celebrities so we don’t have to bother with them and remember them for what they were good for and in Lohan’s case that was being a busty 18 year old slut we will only get back when whatever she has become dies….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bullshit|Drunk|Lindsay Lohan

2010

15

Apr

Catherine Zeta Jones Nude in Allure of the Day

I was talking to someone yesterday who was telling me that Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas have a house 45 minutes away from my house. I don’t know when they come into town, I’m thinking probably never, because celebrities have property everywhere, but if I ever find out, I expect to get arrested trying to get a similar view as these pictures offer, only I expect my view to me a lot more raw with a lot more post pregnancy labia, a lot less hair, make-up and good lighting, because I like my peeping to be as authentic as possible, without all the smoke and mirrors these magazines pollute us with and I figure I deserve it especially since I’m throwing in the towel on my freedom cuz I will be getting arrested when I get caught trying to pull this off, so I might as well make the shit worth it and the nice thing about getting arrested is that I won’t have to share a bed with my shitty wife anymore….not that I would ever bother trying to peep on Catherine Zeta Jones, she’s a little too old and boring for me, but it was a nice fantasy for a minute, but I think the only hot thing about it was getting taken away from my wife finally….

Here are some Catherine Zeta Jones nude for Allure pics….

Posted in:Allure|Catherine Zeta-Jones|Nude

2010

15

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Pussy Definition in GQ South Africa of the Day

The nice thing about South Africa is not just good for the surfing, or the apartheid era where blacks didn’t have the same rights as whites, but also because the white pussy that makes its way out of there and into the mainstream American world look pretty fucking good, but you can’t base a country’s pussy on two hot famous pussy that made it’s way out of the country, I mean take your small town for example, to an outsider, we all think America has good pussy cuz of the bitches we see on TV but the second you roll through a dinner in upstate New York, Florida or pretty much any tate,all you see is a sea of obesity and white trash….but as far as I’m concerned South Africa is a magical place of beautiful oceans and diamonds with 9% of the population white, 80% black, 31% of pregnant chicks are HIV positive, where Jews get stabbed in national parks …filled with poverty, crime and disease…and the 2010 Woldcup but most importantly Candice Swanepoel….and here is her pussy definition in GQ South Africa….

Posted in:Bikini Model|Cameltoe|Candice Swanepoel|GQ|Lingerie|Pussy Definition

2010

15

Apr

Jennifer Aniston’s Jacked Up Pants of the Day

Jennifer Aniston’s ass is not really my kind of ass, at least not in these pictures. It just seems to lack shape and personality…kinda like the person it is attached to… and even though I know she’s a Greek and takes it up the ass willingly and eagerly, these pictures depress me…but probably not as much as life depresses Jennifer Aniston…

I don’t feel bad for her, partially because financially shes won at life, but also because she did this to herself, she’s clearly a high maintenance cunt with high standards who thinks that since Brad Pitt stepped his shit up from her, she can too, when really she should take anything she can, which apparently in this case are her pants, because when you’re a lonely woman, sometimes your pants or the one thing you have the most intimate relationship, and if jacked up just right, it’s all you really need….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Jennifer Anistion|Pants|Wedgie

2010

15

Apr

Scarlett Johansson Boring in a Vintage Lookin’ Ad Campaign of the Day

I have jerked off to vintage pictures from the 60s a few times. Once was when I was working in construction and found a tin box of nude photos, letters and a tuft of pubic hair in a pink kleenex in the wall we were demolishing….another time was when I was staying at my friend’s mother’s house out of town and she had a few framed family photos of their daughter in her bikini, a girl I found out died in a horrible accident a few hours after that picture was taken, making me feel like I fucked a ghost. I’ve also jerked off to old issues of Playboy…There’s just something about a aging photo shot on film of a woman I know has aged too, if she’s even still alive, that fires me up….

These pictures of Scarlett Johansson copying that shit isn’t quite as exciting as my experience with actual pictures from the 60s, but I guess it was a good enough try by Mango, except for the fact that she’s wearing clothes and a married woman who has lost pretty much all her sex appeal….but you may dig it.

Posted in:Mango|Photoshoot|Scarlett Johansson

2010

15

Apr

Tila Tequila Staged Stripclub Pictures of the Day

The reason I know this is seriously staged is not because Tila Tequila is on her last legs and trying to get as much attention as possible and it’s not because she’s posing in each shot, like an eager attention whore just wanting to get noticed, but because I’ve been kicked out of many stripclubs over the years for just having my fucking cellphone on the table, since stripclubs like to keep shit private, in case one of the dancers is a fucking mom of 3 who is active in her community and kid’s school…..I also know that they lit this stripclub with studio lights and didn’t even try to make shit look discreet.

The end is near for her, this is pathetic, desperate, boring, unoriginal and uninteresting… there’s nothing hot about her and her 4 foot 11 frame rolling around in money that she’s soon gonna have none of….notice that it’s all “Singles”, bitch coulda at least busted out a couple of 10s or 20s….now collectively pray that she gets put out of her misery….I don’t know about you, but I’m eager for her to officially let fame kill her like she was a child star and not an internet star….Seriously, so ready for bitch to suicide….Her internet fame has gone to far, the only thing she offers society is that she’s a stain on the shit….

As someone who spent the better part of a decade in a stripclub, these pictures are nothing but a fucking joke. I shouldn’t be feeding into this crap. I just have nothing better to do and part of me loves to take advantage of girls who want fame so bad they are willing to do “ANYTHING” for it…but TIla Tequila is so vile that she makes that an ugly thing….and that pisses me off…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Famewhore|Stripclub|Tila Tequila

2010

15

Apr

Womens Rights Spokespeople of the Day

Let this be a lesson to new parents, naming your kid “David Davidson” may sound funny and make you laugh, but it may make your kid kidnap whores and lock them in dog cages when they try to escape their life of prostitution, and in a “once you go prostitute, never go back to not being a prostitute, cuz you’ll always have being a whore part of you”, these guys decided to help her get focused back in on her career. You see every once in a while in the sex trade you get a headcase who thinks she can go back to the normal life, where sucking dick is for love and not for crack back alleys, and someone needs to intervene to let them know they’re crazy to think they can accomplish anything more than they have, or that they aren’t the whores they actually are, so if anything, these guys were just doing her a favor, like a life coach trying to guide you and keep you on track, but unfortunately, the police didn’t see it like that, they thought forcing bitches to sleep in dog cages was wrong, but if it was actually wrong, why do we call them bitches…Think about that.

Posted in:stepNEWS|Whore in Cages