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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day
Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day
Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day
Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day
Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day
Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day
Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day
Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day
Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day
Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2010

13

Apr

Dad of the Day

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I feel bad for this guy, he’s getting bad press when he’s just trying to balance having a good time and taking care of his kids and sometimes the two don’t really go hand in hand so you have to make fucking compromises….Everyone is shitting on the motherfucker, but it’s not like he was caught with his dick inside his kids or something….he was just giving them some time to hang out while he looked at titties and last time I checked there aint nothing wrong with that….but if it was me, I’d bring my girls in with me to show them their future profession….like fuckin’ career day, but then again, not everyone is as into education as I am….you people can take away his kids, but you can’t take away his freedom….no wait, they can do that too, fucking authorities always ruining our fun.

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2010

13

Apr

Mickey Rourke’s Young Tanned Pussy of the Day

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Mickey Rourke is filming in Montreal and I assume that means his young tanned groupie pussy is here with him, because part of being celebrity pussy is following the celebrity wherever the fuck they go. He’s here until May and that gives me enough time to get the word out to his people that I want to be in the room one day to film them fucking for this site. I’m not how far this pitch will go, or if I’ll get him on board, but there’s always hope that he’s staying somewhere that doesn’t have curtains so that I don’t actually need his involvement to get what I want, which is seeing this tanned twat’s twat showing me all the moves that tricks older rich men into giving her the good life….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Mickey Rourke|Pussy|Young

2010

13

Apr

Loving the Recession of the Day

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I love the “economic downturn” because it gives whores who always wanted to be whores a solid excuse for them becoming whores. The concept of topless cleaners is nothing new, I’ve known girls who have been doing this for years, and really the bitch they interviewed make me never want to hire topless cleaners for fear that old housewife would show up and take my 120 dollars I’d rather spend on a teenage runaway where the only cleaning is of her vagina with my tongue, but the more girls making the move to porn, prostitution, stripping and other sexual things, the better off we all our. The internet has turned the world less prude….and women are accepting that every last one of them loves dick, loves male attention and loves getting men horny, even they dirtiest dick hating dyke likes giving boners. Seriously.

Posted in:Recession|Topless Cleaners

2010

13

Apr

Fergie is Metal Panties in a Pantsless Performance of the Day

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I met Fergie once. Her security wasn’t happy about me meeting her and tried pushing me off of her because I was drunk and trying to put my arm around her to discuss my business ideas for her and she told them to back off, grabbed my hand, told me she had to go and had no time to talk but it was nice meeting me, and from that day on, I was in enough love to forget all the mean things I’ve said about her all these years.

She is the reason the Black Eyed Peas aren’t insignificant hip hop artists playing shitty shoes, she’s why people care to hear them cuz we don’t give a fuck about how good a producer Will.I.Am is, we care about how much of Fergie’s body is being exposed, and despite getting older, she’s still rockin’ the no pants, like she was Gaga, only Fergie’s got the body to pull the shit off and the metal panties make me think Chastity belt and anyone who knows me, knows I’ve always wanted to meet an 18 year old in a Chastity belt I get to houdini her out of, it’s one of my life goals that will never materialize….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Fergie|Pantsless

2010

13

Apr

Some Heidi Montag Fake Tits Bikini Outtakes of the Day

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Heidi Montag bought herself some tits and it amazes me how much people care. I know bitches with fake tits and it’s really not all that impressive. I’ve not rich and never have been, in fact I am fucking ghetto but figure I could get a minimum wage job and pay off a set of tits for my wife after 6 months to a year, so it’s not like this Montag bitch did anything impressive, she did something typical of girls with low self esteem who think tits make you relevant, when really pornstars get paid more if they have natural tits, because the world doesn’t really find the shit that crazy anymore, we’ve grown from the 90s, so I can only hope the buzz she is getting fades fucking fast, so that she ends up broke trash with nothing to show for her few years of manipulating the people who knew she existed from The Hills, than her tits, cuz that would only be fair for all the bullshit she’s spewed and all the successes she’s had, when really she’s nothing but a talentless trashcan of a person.

I figure some of you like fake tits, even though real tits are so much hotter, so I’ll post this shit, but I just want to make it clear that I find this bitch a fucking joke and her tits as useless and pathetic as her….not that you care what I think…but don’t worry the feeling is mutual, cocksucker….

Posted in:Bikini|Heidi Montag|Outtakes

2010

13

Apr

Tila Tequila Struggles for Attention of the Day

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I hate Tila Tequila and I think the rest of the world does too, but she’s trying her fucking hardest to try to rebuild the useless celebrity she had, but no one gives a fuck about her or her crazy stunts, it’s at the point of boring and I knew she was done when she only had 4,000 people watch her strip on webcam a few months ago…but she’s still trying to make noise and get noticed, but it’s only a matter of time before she kills herself, and we can only hope she brings other internet celebrities who tricked the mainstream into thinking they were relevant, like Perez Hilton…..

So as much as I want to ignore her existance out of fear that any publicity she gets means she’s winning, I’m confident in thinking that even if I turned my site into a Tila Tequila project, it wouldn’t help her already doomed future….and that failure excites me….

On a sidenote, I met Tila Tequila at her prime, I drank her alcohol she didn’t touch, and here are the videos the Videos….if you care….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Attention Whore|Tila Tequila

2010

13

Apr

Katherine McPhee’s Pussy Swallows Her Pants of the Day

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Whenever I overhear divorcees in the coffee shop talking about watching American Idol, I ask them why, they usually don’t answer….because I make them nervous….See I don’t expect more out of these bitches because I know lonely, depressed people who live the 9 to 5 life, find comfort in shitlike American Idol and like to plan their week around the shit….but I hate that American Idol doesn’t ever make fucking Idols like they claim they do….the whole thing is bullshit, that makes assholes richer than God because they found a formula to trick America into thinking they are relevant….

Other than Kelly Clarkson, no American Idol winner has really done shit. Sure there’s that dude horrible phenomenon called Daughtry and then Carrie Underwood and whoever else who was kicked off and managed to spin off the success of the shit into something that’s worth noticing other, but there are more Katherine McPhee losers, who other than jacking her pants in her pussy so someone takes a pictures of her….aren’t up to much….

It’s like all she’s good for is eating disorders and cameltoe, something that I am very fond of, because seeing pussy definition excites me, especially on pussy I probably will never see out of pants, but that shit really doesn’t take any talent to pull off, it just takes tight enough pants, so it’s not really worth celebrating, it’s just worth enjoying….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Cameltoe|Katherine McPhee

2010

13

Apr

Pink Drinkin’ Beer in a Pink Dress of the Day

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I know Pink wearing a dress is probably nothing exciting to you, but in my quest to find out if Pink’s got a dick or just looks like she does it is a big deal….

See her hair is short, she’s drinking a beer, her legs are thick all signs of being a fucking dude but she’s in a dress and heels and a dress and heels is one step closer to making me think she’s probably a girl who just looks like she has a cock and not a man who pretends to be a girl…but then again I did have this neighbor who died a few years ago and when we snuck into his apartment to steal his shit, he had a closet full of women’s clothes, and dude was never married, but he did have a lot of dainty men walk in and out of his place multiple times a day, every day, not to mention the landlord also found him dead wearing nylons and heels…..making me think that maybe this dress proves nothing….

The real scary thing in all this is that I have met straight men who have told me they find this girl hot…something they may want to take to their therapist to help determine the root of all their problems is the fact they are in the fucking closet….

So this post proves nothing and is just a waste of fucking time, something I like to think I’ve got good at the last 6 years of this shit…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Beer|Dress|Legs|Pink

2010

13

Apr

Jessica Simpson’s Fat Tits of the Day

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Yesterday, I was pretty upset cuz I was doing a post on Jessica Simspon’s new haircut that her gay friend who is riding her to the top posted on twitter in efforts to release his own “exclusive” so that people follow him for a change, since in his and every gay guy’s mind, he deserves to be the starlet everyone cares about, and Jessica Simpson is the way to make that fucking happen cuz her desperation and depression makes her easy to manipulate….

Today, I am pretty upset cuz I’m posting an update on the shit and writing about a useless, lonely bitch’s hair is pretty fucking depressing, cuz it looks like she’s got hair today….but at least today, I can distract myself with her fat chick tits….and fat chick body….

I just don’t understand why fag hags are always fat chicks…do the gays make them get fat to make them look skinny, do gays hang with them because they don’t judge girls on a sexual level and like them for their big personalities/bank accounts/level of fame, or do they just emotionally eat cuz gay guys are tedious and make them feel like wrecks….no that it matters, cuz fat chicks don’t exist to me except when they end up in my bed taking all the blankets and here are the pics….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Fat|Jessica Simpson|Tits

2010

13

Apr

Emanuelle Chriqui and Other Bitches Nude in Allure of the Day

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Here’s another example of mainstream “Fashion” magazines bringing out the nudity because they trick bitches into thinking that it’s for art and fashion and not for idiots to jerk off to. They don’t get flagged as a NSFW site, or get blocked in schools, universities, offices and other places sites like mine are banned and they don’t lose any advertisers, cuz they spin the shit as classy and I call the whole thing bullshit…

The pictures are boring and include Kara DioGuardi naked and boring from American idol and other cunts who are barely relevant got naked for the shoot. The only picture that a 13 year old could probably still get off to is of Emanuelle Chriqui naked and standing , some Morrocan Canadian who left the family business of being the slimey, scamming, loud, tacky fucking scum Morrocan…not that that’s a job…but when you’re Morrocan and in public you sure as hell think it is….

The other bitches are Regina Hall naked and boring , Colbie Caillat naked and boring , and Jessica Capshaw naked and boring.

Posted in:Allure|Emanuelle Chriqui|Kara Dioguardi|Nude