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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2010

May

Thick Hilary Duff Showing off Tit of the Day

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Here is a fat Hilary Duff showing off tit, because tit is the thick chick’s only defense mechanism….It is the only way to divert focus and if they are lucky shit makes them look skinnier, mainly because people aren’t looking at their gut or even realize there is a body from the nipples down….cuz everyone knows that thick will turn into obese in a few years so we do what we can to ignore the shit and focus on the good, it’s like a man defense mechanism….

I’m not sure why bitch is so fat, but I can only assume bitch gets engaged and then gives up and starts eating all the food she was holding back on all these years for fear a motherfucker wouldn’t lock into her….or maybe her man is just trying to fatten her up because he’s a closet case jock and only cums when she feels like his chubby childhood Hockey coach who taught him about sex when winning the game ended with more than just ice cream…if you know what I mean…..and if you’re anything like Hilary Duff I lost you at ice cream…cuz it’s your fucking favorite…but I was talking about child rape in organized sport.

Here are some stuff by Duff thickness pics for the black folk….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Hilary Duff|Thick|Tits

2010

May

Joslyn James’ Stupid Fake Tits Try To Stay in the Limelight of the Day

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Hollywood is a septic tank of trash who move there to get noticed. I have a feeling some of them try the tradional route, before giving up because everyone there wants to get famous, and there are a ton of delusional people who think they can make it, but really have nothing going for them, so they end up stripping, or prostituting, or fucking famous people, only to have something that will get them what they came for…..and I guess in Joslyn James’ case, it worked, cuz that Tiger Woods shit blew the fuck up and made her a known name….not necessarily in a way people want to get famous, but when they are desperate enough, anything goes….proven by such stupid fake tits in the process…

If I wanted to see this many disgusting stretch marks on a tit, I’d just watch my wife shower, seriously, if I was this Joslyn James bitch, I’d be embarrassed to show this ghetto shit off, but I guess it’s all she has going for, it’s her claim to fame, the only reason she gets paid, so as shitty as they are, or as run down as they are, she’s gotta use them to pay the fucking bills….and the whole thing is pretty fucking ridiculous…cuz girls like this behind under black lights that hide these imperfections…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Fake Tits|Joslyn James

2010

May

HIV Positive Bio-Terrorist Story of the Day

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Here’s a funny story I am posting as a warning to all the diseased whores around the world, mainly the ones in Hollywood, who have such serious egos and who are so self involved that when they get word of their HIV Positive results, they don’t get phased, because to them it just means they now have a license to have unprotected sex, because they’ve got the worst unprotected sex has to offer and they have to live with the shit for the rest of their lives, and if some other asshole wants to make the same mistake as them, then that’s their problem, they paid their dues proper to have the ability to have raw sex without worrying….now can not only get charged with attempted murder, but also with Bio-Terrorism, especially if they bite their neighbor’s lip….

Posted in:HIV Positive

2010

May

Rihanna Needs to Change her Fucking Outfit of the Day

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I hope they hose down this shit cuz this is the third week I’ve seen this peach colored leotard rubbing up against Rihanna pussy harder than Jay-Z did before getting tricked into giving her a record deal for fear that she’d go to the media about how he slammed a 16 year old, or maybe that she’d go to Beyonce and try to ruin the beautiful black royal family they’ve become. I just know that for every 10 daring dudes who would pay to sniff this rubber pussy cover and smear it on their face after her show, there’s 1 would would probably throw up to the miserable garbage man daughter with by hygeiene stench, I’m pretty sure where I fall into those statistics and my weak lack of will power humiliates me, because rationally I’m totally disgusted by this pig, but instinctively I want to taste her…and I guess that’s what makes men fucked up.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Leotard|Rihanna

2010

May

Lady Gaga Walking Around in Underwear of the Day

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I guess Lady Gaga realized that every popstar who was in the game before her and who is far more talented and interesting than her have the ability to copy her sexed up pantsless “performing artist” bullshit act that she copied from other people….and prove that shit is bullshit, cuz they do it fucking better than her despite her claiming it is her act that she created, so she’s decided to walk around in her underwear, cuz she knows how to manipulate society, and yes, half naked is all it takes, it is that easy, but unfortunately, on Gaga it’s pretty fucking vile, but I feel like you’ll be able to love yourself to this, cuz you have no taste and I guess, neither do I….

AND THE CLOSE-UP…..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Underwear

2010

May

Violet Kowal is Mel Gibson’s Polish Porn Girlfriend of the Day

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This bitch is on of Mel Gibson’s mail-order, fall of communism, Eastern European brides, because Mel Gibson loves these communists, probably because he gets to play dictator on their pussies and they don’t ask questions, allowing him to play out his Nazi Hitler fantasies…and really who fucking cares…dude should be able to fuck whoever the fuck he wants to fuck and should be left alone….but instead of taking ownership on banging this 26 year old, his people denied her claims that they had “steamy sex” with Mel Gibson 8 times at his Malibu house and Santa Monica office at least 8 times, so she took a lie detector and passed, because based on her look, I assume anyone would fuck her 8 steamy times if they had the chance….

Apparently, she has some ties to the porn industry, I don’t really know what they are, but I am not surprised because that is why she’s not still in Poland and has managed to make her way to America to live the American Dream, cuz everyone knows the only way out of the iron curtain is through the sex trade….and who really cares, if I was Mel Gibson I’d be fucking everything I could, and if I was her, I’d probably be fucking Mel Gibson too, partially because he’s huge in Poland as Lethal Weapon just hit the theaters there and all my Polish friends would be so envious, but also because a disaster of a person like this is easy to move in on and ride to the fuckin’ top of the tabloid fame which is really the only way for an immigrant smut peddler to take it to the next level….

Here are some pics of her…..that are clearly staged…cuz getting attention is the whole reason she did this for….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Mel Gibson|Porn|Viloet Kowal

2010

May

Jenna Jameson Bikini to Follow-Up her Publicity Stunt of the Day

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For those of you who jerk off to pornstars but don’t worry about what pornstars do in their personal life, you may not have heard that Tito Ortiz “Beat the Fuck” out of Jenna Jameson, even though I based on her pussy, the Fuck Beat the Hell out of her long before Tito entered the picture and made her cold, dead, rotten uterus some twins, with the help of fertility medication, because when you’re a whore, your reproductive organs beat to a different “i wish i used condoms now I have pre-cancerous HPV” drum….

That said, it was her way of getting picked up in the media, because she’s no longer doing the one thing she knew how to do to make money, and she’s probably pretty bored and tired from raising kids, when up until this point the only level of responsiblity she had to take for herself was to take load on her face instead of inside her…..

Now she’s “rekindled” with her man, her fake injury washed off in the shower, and the paparazzi were hired to take some pics of her dumpy mom body that you all jerked off to over the last decade, in a bikini, which isn’t that interesting, since googling her name will bring up archive videos of her life that involved things being inserted in her cunt. Good times.

Here are some pics of her playing “mother” because “mothers” don’t have prescription pill adictions or come from abusive homes…bullshit….at least she’s in a bikini reminding us all that she’s really let herself go and lost whatever her scummy ass once had. Enjoy.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Jenna Jameson|Publicity Stunt

2010

May

Kylie Minogue Sexed Up New Video Looks Fun of the Day

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Take that cancer….Kylie Minogue’s pussy is like some kind of cancer fighting superhero, who after a few years of recovery, has decided to take her hot 45 year old body out to do another sexed up video, to remind us that despite having her tits cut off, she still has huge fucking sex appeal and won’t let that fucking disease get the best of her and I like seeing cancer lose, especially when it looks like this half naked bitch filming her newest video, but that’s because I’m a pervert and really like seeing all pussy and tits, disabled, special olympic, hispanic, black,white, abused, insecure, happy, elderly, psychotic, rich, poor, drunk, gutter, Australian, unhygienic , diseased or not….

So here’s Some Kiley Making a Comeback that I approve of….

Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kylie Minogue|New Video

2010

May

Random Weirdo in Boston Common of the Day

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It’s Monday and I just woke up because I am a drunk and feel fucking abused and the last thing I care about is hearing another comment about Betty White on SNL, or really to see what useless celebrity cunt did over the weekend while I was pretty much laying in a fucking ditch like the poor immigrant I am….So luckily someone sent me in a video of something I can relate to a little more than Celebrity cunt….and it is a Random Weirdo…

I always encourage people to send me videos of two things, they generally never do. First, their wives, sisters, female neighbors, girls on the bus or at the club, pretty much anything with a vagina doing things that are either, sexy, disgusting or dirty and then if you can’t do that, I want people to send me in video of random weirdos doing whatever it is that random weirdos do, and someone in Bostom stepped up and sent in a video of this random weirdo….

Here’s the message sent in with the video:

this dude has been riding that bike around the streets of boston for 20 years…..yelling “HO HO HO” like a firetruck so people will get out of his way….he rides on the sidewalks of the busy streets and people just move for him. I was in the park today and there were a ton of people sitting in the grass enjoying themselves and all of a sudden he pulls up to a stop that says “DO NOT WALK ON GRASS” and starts screaming at people to “get off the grass, LETS GO!!”… after he got done kicking everyone off the grass, he hopped back on his bike and drove off into the sunset with the violin playing in the background

So if you’re down, send me videos of pussy and if that’s not possible, which knowing you it’s not, get me some Random Weirdo shit cuz I love it… Thanks in advance…

Hello Day….now let’s have some fun.

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2010

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sunday is mother’s day, so give your mom something, but don’t give her herpes, I meant something nice but not something too nice, if you know what I mean, cuz she made the conscious decision that everyone around you wishes she hadn’t, not abort you, and putting up with your bullshit and the shame that you came out of your womb is worth thanking her for. Whether she was a deadbeat, a molester, abusive, or a cunt she’s still your mom, so give her some love but not THAT kid of love…and here are my stepLINKS for when you’re not doing mom stuff….Enjoy….

Add Me To Facebook For Mother’s Day…I Don’t Breast Feed But I am Willing to Try
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Rachel Uchitel is a Whore in Whores Clothing
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Gramma Don’t Take No Shit
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Because You Deserve Some Slut Action After a Hard Week
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A Flexible Redhead to Round Your Day Off Nice – VIDEO
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Verticle Jump Fail
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Montage => GET OF OUR OF THERE! – VIDEO
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The Top 20 Most Embarrassing Athlete Photos
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Rosario Dawson’s Awesome Ass – Throwback
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I Wanna Bang Prince Harry’s Girlfriend
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Veronica in the Bedroom
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Whore in training of the Day
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Sausage in the Butthole (Like a REAL Sausage) – VIDEO
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Aline Nakashima
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And Now, The Best Cover of We Will Rock You EVER – VIDEO
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Jiggle Tits in Slow Mo – VIDEO
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I Wanna Be All Over This Body
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I’d Like to Set Mariah Carey and Her Dress on Fire
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Tila Tequila And Her Stupid Tits
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Denise and Mandy Get It On 69 Style- VIDEO
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Taylor Swift Hotness
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pictures Of The Day
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Some ScarJo, Just Cause
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Guess What The Dumbass Docs & Nurses Were Doing In The Baby ICU?
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I Wanna Do All Sorts of Dirty Things To Alison Brie
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Japanese Babe on the Fucking Machine
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Luli Fernandez For Umbro World Champions Collection – VIDEO
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Christina Aguilera Hotness
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In Bed With Faith
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Candice Swanepoel Unleashes Her Uber Sexy Bikini Curves
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Fat Dad Versus Skate Board
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And More of The Truth About Kendra Wilkinson
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Naked Cheerleader – VIDEO
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As The World Turns, It Gets Gayer and Gayer
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Microsoft Office Alarm Prank – VIDEO
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Selfshot Motherload
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Holly Madison Hosts Some Sluts Birthday
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You’re Gonna Wanna Check Out Silvia
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Malin Akerman – Killer Puffy Nips
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SOME PVC Pussy I Want to Cum All Over
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Follow Me You Useless Fuck
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BONUS That’s Not Really a Bonus –

Go Through 171 Pictures of Kim Kardashian Challenge
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