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2010

07

May

Tori Spelling Gets Felt Up for Mother’s Day of the Day

Nothing says “I love you mom, thanks for bringing me into the world and being here for me all these years” like grabbing her fucking tit as the paparazzi stage pictures that Wal-Mart would call the authorities about if we were still a “printed film” generation, back when inappropriate pictures of kids had to be run through a middle man, before the digital era made catching the motherfuckers a question of how well an FBI agent could mimic the typing style of a 7 year old in a Sponge Bob Square Pants chatroom…..but I digress…. this post isn’t about the disgusting dark world of kiddie porn, it’s about the beautiful bond a child has with his mother that I’ll never know because my mother died when I was a kid, but that I do know if she didn’t, I woulda made them tits mine for life, cuz I figure if you give me the shit as a kid, they are rightfully mine, otherwise you’re an indian giver, making Thanksgiving Dinner very awkward for the guests when my 40 year old ass busts out her tit for desert, but so beautiful for me, cuz mother and son bond is so strong that it just can’t be torn apart…especially when there’s titty involved…cuz I love tit and any excuse to play with tit so Tori Spelling’s kid has right idea, and really Tori Spelling should embrace it because she used to have the scariest fucking fake tits around so it’s nice to see someone finally appreciate the shit….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Breasts|Mother's Day|Tori Spelling

2010

07

May

Tila Tequila Isn’t Dead Yet of the Day

Tila Tequila bores me. She tries so fucking hard to get noticed, but is so fucking obvious that it’s dull and almost irritating. The only thing she could do to get my attention or make me think she’s got talent is if she staged a live “giving birth” show where she got herself in stirrups and various grown men crawl out of her whore pussy, but until then, she’s just struggling with bottom feeding and holding onto the little fame she has, despite not really having a talent or skill, or any reason for having the little fame that she has, unless you consider breast implants a talent, but I don’t….

Sure her fall from her peak is funny to watch, but irritating to listen to, no matter how “sexed up” her old Vietnamese ladyboy prostitute ass tries to be….there’s so many younger and hotter versions of her who haven’t lost their fucking minds as the public lost interest in her….despite the fact that she even had anyone’s interest was a fucking miracle to begin with, but that probably doesn’t cross Tila’s mind, she’s just been eating up and spat out by hollywood like a child star and has no where else to go, but suicide.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Tila Tequila|Whore

2010

06

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I write about nothing all day….Insignificant people, insignificant stories, and I make my site relevant by linking to sites who actually do things proper. So here are some actual news and interest pieces going on around the internet from people who do this internet thing far better than me.

I’m not down on myself, I gave up on me before I even started. I am just drinking away a headache and tending to a cold sore and that’s the only reason I had for this huge list of links…so click them…

Jessica Simpson’s Tits Are Getting Bigger By the Day
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‘I Have the Pussy So I Make the Rules’
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Hipster in a See Through Shirt
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They Won’t Make Your Life Less Pathetic, They’ll Just Make It More Fun
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The Hottest 25 Milfs For Mother’s Day
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Miss USA Kristen Dalton Bikini Pictures
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Jedi A-holes – VIDEO
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Gabrielle Union is a Homewrecker Girlfriend and I Love Her
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Jennifer Aniston Pokie..That’s Right, Pokie, As in Singular
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So Remember When Joaquin Phoenix Said He Was Giving Up Acting to Be a Rapper and We All Knew It Was a Joke, But Went Along With It Anyways, Cause Maybe He Actually Had Gone Off the Deep End Cause That’s What Hoollywood Does to People? Well It Turns Out It Was a Big Joke and Here’s The Entire Scoop On It
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Paul Ridd is Amazing And This is What He Does On His Computer – VIDEO
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Bedtime at Tiffany’s
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And They Call It Pussy Love
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Nicolette, Her Pussy and a Cucumber
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So Kendra Tried to Release The Sex Tape Herself…
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Do the Dick Slang
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Micah and Her Gallery
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Rihanna is Lookin Good in Rolling Stone
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The Top Ten Drunkest Holidays
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Ryan Keely and Faith Leon
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Eat the Baby!! Eat the Baby!!
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Cheryl Cole is Lookin Hot on Stage
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This Denise Milani Tribute Makes Thursday Bearable
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Naomi Watts is Lookin Good
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Now THAT’S a Fucking Ass! Jesus!
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So THAT’s What Killed Elvis
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More of Miley Cyrus Morphing Into a Proper Little Whore
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Gotta Love Asian Oriented Hussys
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Busty, Busty Babes
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Evil, Evil Child – VIDEO
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Jessica Alba is Lookin Hot and Dreamy
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Fat Dad Versus Skateboard – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Tom Cruise Wants to Stick His Dick in Slashes Ass
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Gisele and Her Short Shorts and Her Baby Friend
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You Know I Try Not to Judge, But Lea Michele Seems Like a Real Fucking Cunt
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Dirty Politician Watches Porn on the Job – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Viva Bianca is Nude
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Bianca is Nude
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Nikki Case is Wet and Wild
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Edurne Garcia is the FHM Spain Cover Girl
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

06

May

Whitney Port’s Skinny Legs of the Day

A lot of people email me telling me off because I like skinny girls and hate fat chicks because fat girls are fucking lazy, ugly, smell, are uncomfortable to sit next to on a plane, or to sleep with in a bed while skinny girls always look the way girls are supposed to look.

As much as I blame hot girls with fat asses and hip hop music videos for making guys like their bitches thick, despite the fact that thick always leads to real fucking fat, I blame ugly skinny chicks for taking away from my cause by turning people off of skinny chicks….

So here’s a post to blame this disgusting, worthless Whitney Port person for ruining the public’s idea of skinny cuz she leaves her house with her fucked up face, low level celebrity that is going to be done soon, while remaining as uninteresting as possible with a physically retarded body looking body, up on some Special Olympics shit…..and here she is with her wobbly looking legs….and remember skinny doesn’t look so shit all the time.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Skinny Legs|Whitney Port

2010

06

May

Leighton Meester Blocked Me on Twitter of the Day

Leighton Meester blocked me on twitter because I made fun of her for coming from a criminal mother who taught her how to suck dick to get ahead….Lessons that lead to her acting in fetish porn to pay her rent and buy her nice dresses that would trick the doorman at the trendy clubs in NYC to think she was someone worth letting in, where she’s step up her whore game to lure in producers, casting agents and anyone who would let her service them with her mouth in order to give her work…that ultimately to her acting career in Gossip Girl….The big TV celebrity who doesn’t have a very thick skin, but who probably has thick pussy skin from the variety of abuse it has taken from all the insertion she’s put it though proving that your driver’s license age doesn’t always represent your pussy’s real age ….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Leighton Meester

2010

06

May

Special Needs Teacher of the Day

It takes a certain person to devote their life to helping those with special needs. You know, people born with disorders they can’t control and aren’t responsible for, who need patience, attention and guidance to fit in with the other kids and ideally to build a foundation that will lead to a normal life…..and that type of person is being a fucking pervert rapist…at least according to a special needs student and you know how much you can trust them….they can’t even spell their own names at 15….but now they are experts on defining rape…

Seriously though, one look at this guy’s mug shot and I coulda told you dude rapes students based on that alone, but maybe I’m more intuitive than the school board and the only funny thing in all this is how the news reporter sounds like she’s smiles throughout the report, I bet she learned that at her community college TV Broadcasting class…an obnoxiousness that rape would cure…maybe bitch should take some tutoring classes with the special needs teacher at her local high school…

Posted in:Molester|Special Needs

2010

06

May

Maria Sharapova Has Balls in Her Pants of the Day

Yeah….that was a horrible joke. It is a pretty constant theme in my life but in my defense this bitch didn’t give me anything to work with. There was a time she was the biggest money making person in tennis and it had nothing to do with her playing tennis but everything to do with everyone wanting to fuck her which was a nice reminder to women everywhere that being hot pussy people want to fuck makes you more money than actually being good at something because looks are more important – so all you ugly bitches need to stop trying to get ahead and should just accept your fate and all you pretty girls need to stop getting educated or skilled at something and just shorten your skirt hemline….some advice Maria Sharapova should take cuz clearly these pants make me think she’s forgotten what she’s good for as she actually tries to play tennis and that’s pretty unfortunate…like this post.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Maria Sharapova|Tennis

2010

06

May

Jessica Jane Clement is Half Naked for Some Ad of the Day

I’m not marketing person, but I do know if you get some hot model to be half naked in your campaign, you should make sure she’s got your product in her ass, pussy or squeezed between her tits so that the people you are trying to reach and seduce with her half naked body know what they are fucking looking at and what the fuck they are supposed to buy, instead of just cocktease them with some whore who looks better half naked than their wives, girlfriend, or dude on the internet they talk to thinking is a girl they are going to fly to America to meet….

I’m also not a jock frat boy from the UK who likes trashy bitches or makes celebrities out of these gutter whores who look like they were fucked by their dad’s in the trailer park before making a break for fame….you know who look like gutter strippers but aren’t actually stripping in seedy bars where they belong, but instead in campaigns…and that shit just feeds their egos too much and makes them think they are anything but trashy haired whores….it gives them self-worth and buys them nice things and takes away your chance to fist her for 10 dollars at a bachelor party cuz life worked out for her….

It’s cheap it’s poorly executed, but there’s a half naked cunt I’ve never heard of and complaining about that would be gay.

Posted in:Ass|Jessica-Jane Clement|Lingerie

2010

06

May

Getting Kicked Off of Dancing With the Stars Turns People into Rapists of the Day

I wasn’t going to bother writing about this because I don’t give a fuck about sports, ex athletes turned drug addicts turned Dancing with the Stars contestents turned child rapists. But then I figured I could try to use my huge influence on America and somehow spin this story into directing the blame on Dancing with the Stars so that they get arrested for raping a 15 year old, so that they get shut the fuck down and all the bottom feeding trash stop using them as a desperate attempt to get their useless, failed asses on a hugely successful show…hoping for a revival of sorts…I mean except for Lawrence Taylor who went to rape a 15 year old in a fucking hotel like an idiot who if he just came up to Canada could have got away with the shit since 14 is legal and french chicks are fucking whores who know their pussies are made for fucking at a young age…but instead decided to do it where it’s illegal with a girl who obviously wants to cash in because at 15 they are smart enough to monetize on the shit knowing the world will take their side…I know how this shit works all too well and that’s why I always advise people to stick with raping girls who are over 18…who are down on their luck and who have little self-worth but do have a hugely damaged soul that hasn’t left them bright eyed and aware about how they are going to make this make them famous, but instead just take it cuz they think they deserve it….if you know what I mean.

Posted in:Lawrence Taylor|Rape

2010

06

May

Models in Bikinis for H&M Swimwear of the Day

H&M did a pretty boring campaign that involved very little creative direction. They just got 5 models on the beach in their swimwear collection and I feel pretty fucking ripped off. You see, H&M is a huge company and they could have stepped up the shit a little. I mean we’ve all seen models in bikinis on the fucking beach to set a mood and sell bikinis to the masses, but we’ve never seen a campaign that involves those models in their bikinis using my face as a bike seat. Assholes.

Here are some pics of Daria Werbowy, Erin Wasson, Sasha Pivovarova, Julia Stegner and Lara Stone for H&M in bikinis….

BONUS – Here’s Daria Werbowy nude for Dossier Journal’s Spring Edition….You can see model pussy…which is code of hairy pussy cuz pussy hair is apparently fashionable when you work in fashion.

Posted in:Bikinis|Daria Werbowy|Erin Wasson|Julia Stegner|Lara Stone|Sasha Pivovarova