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2010

12

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Hey. What’s going on? Really? Cool. I guess…actually that’s kind of depressing, but not as depressing as going into my stepFORUM and one of the motherfuckers had no idea that this site is my site and tried to get me banned, I guess when you’re not even recognized on your site, it means you pretty much suck at life and apparently when you talk about forums, you also suck at getting bitches to drop their panties, cuz forum or internet talk is what I like to call a clit murderer even though your lack of sex appeal doesn’t so much kill their pussies but allows the shit die of natural causes…like this post…..

Time to watch how stupid American’s are on the last season of American Idol, where the British prove they are better than Americans by making stupid fucking money exploiting the US trash and handicapped people lookin for fame, all at my neighbor’s cuz I’ll watch anything for free booze……Good Times….


Some Serious Hip Hop Ass in Magazine
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Heidi Montag wants you to eat her panties off. For Jesus.
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Blake Lively Can’t Act for Shit, But At Least She Looks Alright
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Conan O’Brian Tells Bascially Tells NBC They Can Kiss Him Ass – Most Amazing Open Letter
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22 Pictures Of Kim Kardashian’s Sexy Fat Ass
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How Else You Gonna Get Your Dick Wet
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Coolest Guy Ever? You Decide
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The 20 Worst Tattoo Typos
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Porn Star Angel Cassidy Upskirt Flash
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I kinda Have a Thing to Rachel McAdams
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An Idiot’s Analysis of the Recent Discovery of El Dorado
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The LT Slide Electric Glide
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Striptease of the Day
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Nastica is Hot
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Christina Aguilera Rockin’ The Camel Toe
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Amanda Seyfried Naked, Kissing Julianne Moore In “Chloe” – VIDEO
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Victoria Beckham Looks Better When She is Dressed Down
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Yeah I’d Bang Jennifer Connelly
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Paris Hilton is So Washed Up Holy Fuck
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Girls of AEE 2010
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Trip and Strip from Columbia
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Ab Crunch Fail
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Innocent Teen Attacked by Two Lesbian MILFs
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Blonde Finger Fucks Her Own Pussy
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Jamie Gunns Lingerie
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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I Love Random Photos
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Olivia Wilde is Hot
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Sarah Mutch Bikini
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Loreen in the Haystack
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I Love Random Photos
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Kylie Bisutti: Bikini Pics in Las Vegas
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Taryn’s Tits Are Huge
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Tatyana Weisenbarger in Silver
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Chixvids : Rhian Sugden, Louise Cliffe & Imogen Gray
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Lela Star Strips For Monkey Mag
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8 Month Old Arizona Boy Remains Missing, Mother Gave Him Away or Killed Him
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Channing Tatum Burned His Penis
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Lindsay Lohan P.I
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A weird fucking flickr account
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An even weirder flickr account
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Green Bitch Naked in a Dog Cage
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BONUS

This Slut Gives Insane Cybersex – I Don’t Know What’s She’s On but Get On It….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

12

Jan

Blake Lively in Esquire of the Day

This bitch has gone a long way from being born in a halfway house to a criminal mother, to starring in Fetish sex tapes to starring on a hit show about rich kids and now gracing the cover of Esquire magazine….I guess she gives us all hope that despite or past, or the fact that we were brought into this world as trash, we can still pull ourselves out of that and wear our underwear on magazine covers instead of having them bunched up in the corner of the stage we strip on, the hotel room floor we get paid to fuck in, or the movie set we just let guys jerk off on our feet on…..oh wait…Leighton Meester was the whore in training who defied all odds, Blake Lively is the other one, I guess I’m not too good at this blogging shit, who cares they are both the fucking same, here she is lookin Greasy as fuck in Esquire….

Posted in:Blake Lively|Esquire

2010

12

Jan

Freaky Sex Robot of the Day

Here’s something all you fucking virgins who can’t get real pussy are going to die for. This is the answer to where you can invest all the money you’ve saved by working all the time and having no social life to spend that money on. It’s a next level sex doll that even talks back to you when you hold its hand….you know that comforting touch you’re missing in your weird masturbation habits you’ve developed after all these years of practice and “steppin your game up” and the whole thing is fucking creepy as fuck, you might as well just get a job at the morgue at least those bitches are actually made of human parts….either way, you’re pathetic.

Posted in:Sex Robot

2010

12

Jan

Ashley Greene Goes to the Doctor of the Day

Here are some pictures of Ashley Greene, or The Bitch Who Came Out of No Where and Everyone Seems to be Talking About, as I like to refer to her….and she’s going to the Doctor. I don’t know about you but when I see a girl going into or coming out of a Doctor’s office, I always wonder why she is in there. Could it be getting a routine check up, or does it have more to do with something disgusting and embarrassing that she needs sorted the fuck out. Maybe it’s a vaginal issue or infection, or an STD, maybe it’s got to do with her shitting and how irregular it is, or it could even be an aboriton, yeah it’s probably an abortion, I mean I guess that would explain the mom jeans….like a tribute to what could have been….you know something way more substantial than a lump of fleshy muck in the doctor’s vaccuum cleaner…..

Pics via INF

Posted in:Ashley Greene|Doctor

2010

12

Jan

Rebecca Romijn’s Got Milk Bullshit of the Day

Remember Rebecca Rominjn Stamos ?? It turns out that she’s still alive and she’s getting prestigious work doing a “Got Milk “Campaign probably because she “Got Fat” and no one wants anything to do with her. All because she let that kid from My Secret Identity knock her up a couple of times and despite her almost see thru shirt, all I see are her vertical black and white striped dress strategically worn to hide her fucking fat ass. See that’s a fashion tip even I know about and the only thing I know about fashion is that I hate it because it cover up girls’ pussies from being exposed in public….proving that hiding her gunt is not her priority and that’s she’s fuckin’ lazy about it and I can just assume the rest of her is fucking lazy too, from her parenting to wandering around her house unshowered without hair and make-up, eating cake and yelling at her Filipino nanny about making too much noise playing with her kids…or some shit…and here are the exciting pics…

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Legs|Rebecca Romijn

2010

12

Jan

Some UK Swimathon Bullshit of the Day

I didn’t know people in the UK swam, I thought they were too busy working the mill and sweeping chimneys to find the time to do this shit. I’ve met people from the UK on the beach at various stages in my life and they’ve always been just as afraid of the sun as they were of the water. You know their weird pasty skin covered in full pants, blazer, button down shirt and a sun hat covering an already ridiculous burn on their hands, the only exposed skin, but it turns out that I was wrong. Here’s some bitch named Zoe Saimon trying to be playful at the pool form some “Swimathon” which I guess is for charity, but is instead reminding me of the opening scene of a softcore porn I used to jerk off to before I found real porn….kinda like how this is the pussy Irish people jerk off to because they haven’t found real pussy.


Pics via LFI

Posted in:Swimathon|UK|Zoe Saimon

2010

12

Jan

Megan Fox in Lingerie for Armani of the Day

I know most of you don’t realize that Megan Fox is a piece of fucking tash who is holding onto her title as the hottest pussy in hollywood as hard as she can. I know you have her pictures on your desktops and stapled to your pillow cases to feel like you wake up with your angel every morning. I know you have jerked off to her at least once and I know you don’t see the gutter trailer park stripper achieving her dream, but instead the embodiment of everything you think a woman should be, including being emotionally dependent on the loser from 90210 because being emotionally dependent on the loser from 90210 comes with some pretty solid fucking tits…tits you know would make a killing getting tweaked while riding random trucker laps if it wasn’t making a killing starring in shitty fucking movies…Either way, Armani’s hit the bargain basement and is no longer a premium brand, but I guess we already knew that everytime we saw a Chachi piece of trash out in public back in the late 90s in his Armani jeans.

Posted in:Lingerie|Megan Fox

2010

12

Jan

Pheobe Price Clownin’ of the Day

This just in….Phoebe Price is a fucking joke. No wait…we already knew that….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Idiot|Pheobe Price

2010

12

Jan

Christina Aguilera is Still On Set of the Day

I hate when people defend actors. They tell me how hard their jobs are and how many hours they put into the shit, when I know that all they do is remember a handful of fucking lines they are about to shoot, and spend the rest of their time on set either repeating themselves until it is perfect, or sitting in their trailer doing blow, playing videogames, or pretending they are so fucking great while fucking groupies in front of the mirror, all while getting paid millions of dollars….I think the fact that Christina Aguilera was cast to be in a movie just proves that anyone can act and that everyone has what it takes, it doesn’t take years of training or any of that shit, you just need to know how to read or have someone next to you tell you the lines you have to say. It’s a great fucking scam that I wish I got up on, but I just don’t think the camera loves me as much as it should….in fact no one loves me, but that doesn’t change the fact that Aguilera brought her little slut ass out to set….where she got to rub up next to a dude who doesn’t look like her monster husband….and here are the pics….

Pics via Bauer
Pics via Fame

Posted in:Burlesque|Christina Aguilera

2010

12

Jan

Ellen Pompeo is Showing Off Her Post-Pregnancy Tits of the Day

Looks like Ellen Pompeo tried to reclaim some of that sex appeal she thought she once had before she had her kid, but that I don’t think she ever had because there’s nothing hot about her, and she did it the good old fashion way….by showing her new fat tits.

I guess it’s like when a girl gets her period and hormonally knows to dress and act sluttier to show off her swollen tits despite ruining the good times by dropping the bomb everytime she brings a random dude home and has to say “We can’t tonight, I have my period” when he is about to stick his dick in her forcing dude to suck it up and reply “I don’t give a fuck, just fuck me you whore who brought me home tonight even though we just met, when girls never bring me home and I don’t even remember the last time I got laid, but thanks to your hormones and possibly God, I’m not leaving here without having my dick in a pussy, so get out your plastic shee”, only instead of blood dripping out of her vagina, she’s had baby crawl out of the shit and here are her tits in an animal print bra…cuz she’s trying her hardest to remind herself guys want to fuck her…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ellen Pompeo|Tits