I guess it is true what they say about getting old and retiring, it fucking sucks and leaves you lying on the ground covered in piss getting yelled at and beat down by a woman. I think it’s safe to say this is staged, you know the whole lookin’ into the camera and laughing and smiling but I guess it’s up for discussion, so your weekend assignment is to get to the bottom of this video….
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2010
08
Jan
Paula Sladewski is a Dead “Model” of the Day
Some Model who is actually a stripper who wanted to be a model named Paula Sladewski who was 26 years old and in a Playboy video called the Ultimate Playmate Search back in 2003 was found burnt in a trash can , RIP Motherfucker, I guess she was hangin with the wrong crowd, as strippers tend to do or maybe just in the wrong place at the wrong time, like at a ghetto stripclub when a psychopath was there, but it confirms that the world is a sick fucking place.
I figured I’d post some pictures of her before she was burned beyond recognition….I hope they catch the killer who is probably her boyfriend and while they are lookin’ let’s celebrate her life….but I couldn’t find the video she was in..
Posted in:Model|Paula Sladewski|RIP Motherfucker
2010
08
Jan
WOW Woman Seriously Desperate for Cock of the Day
I need to play more videogames with virgin, socially awkward weird people. Sure they aren’t very good lookin, but they are desperate enough to travel to Canada for teenage cock, they might as well just pay for me to fly to Texas to give them my preschool lookin’ cock. Life is unfair, you know calling this bitch a Sex Offender by the real world, they just don’t understand the World of Warcraft World they spend most of their lives in, they’ve got their own fuckin’ laws and their own moral system and for them to impose their laws on these poor socially awkward losers is just unfair.
2010
08
Jan
Christina Aguilera in a Short Skirt on Set with Cher of the Day
Cher and Christina Aguilera are working together on set for something I can only assume gay guys are going to go fucking nuts over, I mean that is if gay guys other that Chazz Bono are still into Cher and her glamorous deep voice…and if they aren’t it still looks like its destined be something I will jerk off to when drunk and questioning my sexuality, cuz sometimes we gotta switch things up a little to see what it is that we really like and I’m assuming when I am done wiping the tears of shame from my eyes, this won’t be one of those things…either way, whatever is going on is weird and I’ll leave it at that cuz I’m hungover and don’t really care…
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Short Skirt
2010
08
Jan
Cheryl Burke Stretching her Fat Ass in Tight Pants of the Day
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I have a feeling that Cheryl Burke's wearing these tight fucking pants because she doesn't realize that she's gained a solid 20 lbs, or she realizes and doesn't want to admit it. I've been there, I feel her pain, the day I realized they didn't sell pants in my size at regular stores was a pretty depressing thing, so I'd do all I could to squeeze into a pair of skin tight pants. I'd put them on wet like a slut in the 80s, I'd wear them as low as I had to to get around, I'd tie them around my waist undone with a rope or electrical cord. It was misterable until I just stuck to elastic waistbands....something I think Cheryl Burke's taking advantage of in these pictures just because her ego doesn't want to size the fuck up...either way, some of you black dudes out there love fat bitches, so I figured it was worth posting and if anything, maybe it'll motivate this pig to get dancing again....
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Cheryl Burke|Stretching
2010
08
Jan
Anthony Bourdain Burning 6 Tons of Cocaine of the Day
I stole this from someone’s facebook page, partially because I like Anthony Bourdain, I think he’s kinda funny and ex-drunk drug addicts who make it as author’s of books and hosts of shows who don’t hide the fact that they were drunk drug addicts is an inspiration to all of us addicts….and here he is buring 6 tons of cocaine…that’s a lot of fucking cocaine all while mocking Lindsay Lohan……good times…especially for the dudes burning the coke, a job I am pretty sure there were a lot of volunteers for cuz inhaling those fumes are gonna rape a motherfucker in a good way, but in rapes defense, when is it ever not good…
Posted in:Anthony Bourdain|Cocaine
2010
08
Jan
Tila Tequila is a Disaster of the Day
I don’t care that Casey Affleck Johnson died. I didn’t know her and if I did know her she looked like one of those snobby cunts who wouldn’t have bothered being polite to me. She probably wouldn’t let me drink off her bottle at the club but would instead treat me like so many rich girls treated me when I worked at the Pharmacy, where they’d come up and ask me for enema’s, yeast infection creams, pussy odor sprays and all the other humiliating shit you know they wouldn’t have asked a guy they wanted to fuck or who they’d think would be in their circle of life.
So I don’t really have any sympathy for these disaster rich kids who could have done anything but decided kill themselves with addiction instead all while embarrassing their families who offered them the world, out of some sick resentment they have for being born into luxury….idiots….
I definitely don’t give a fuck about Tila Tequila. I’ve had twitter fights with her, I’ve met her in person, I’ve followed her 4 year scam unintentionally but this is really rock bottom. She’s totally unstable, her blog and twitter are fucking more insane than they’ve been the last two months, Hollywood ate her up, threw her up and shat her out and now she’s hanging the fuck on by milking the death of a girl who jokingly said was “her fiance” for publicity cuz both these whores are hoooked on publicity…..
They’ve turned this death into a very cheap, childish, boring, disgusting drama that I am pretty sure will officially bury Tila’s career with Casey’s corpse and maybe Casey was just the sacrifice we needed to eliminate Tila…some kind of Martyr we need to immortalize in statue and I’m glad its all almost over…
I was watching this video of Tila Tequila and reading her Blog posts was left pretty disgusted, her “fiance” or wife who she refers to a “Casey Nguyen” and says shit like “I’ve never lost a fiance before….the whole thing is beyond weird…but with weirdness comes drug use and with drug use comes overdoses so fingers are crossed that the end of Tila is coming one way or another….here are the pics…
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Here’s the video…
Posted in:Disaster|Tila Tequila
2010
08
Jan
Victoria Silvstedt Still in Her Bikini of the Day
I guess I don’t hate Victoria Silvstedt as much as I say that I do, because I still manage to post on her when she is in her bikini, sure she’s the only person the paparazzi are getting pictures of in her bikini because everyone else has gone back to work….So despite her trying to sue me and ruin me early on in the life of this site and years of bitter commentary about her, I think I’ve finally got over the anger because I know she knows she is old and her plastic surgery is aging weirdly, that she doesn’t have talent or a real career, I know she knows all she has going for her is her body and even that is getting older and less relevant, I know she’s decided to be a whore on salary for some midget billionaire who uses her for his weird fetishes he can’t pull on his wife and I guess that means she realizes that she’s nothin’ special, the worthless bottom of the barrel, so talking about her or letting you jerk off to her is more about me doing community service, you know saving a broken soul and reminding her that despite not getting jobs, people still care enough to jerk off to her and I guess that’s my way of thanking her for ruining herself and becoming a little more humble. Don’t get me wrong, she’s still a fuckin’ cunt, just a broken one and I’ve always loved broken cunt….and here she is showing off hers in a white bikini…my favorite…
Pics via INF
Posted in:Bikini|Victoria Silvstedt
2010
08
Jan
Vanessa Hudgens Struggles in Stupid Heels of the Day
I have a thing for short legged bitches wearing the most ridiculous heels to try to make their anatomy seem like it’s long and lean…It’s the only tool they have to compensate for their short comings, because there is no surgery for leg lengthening and bitches are stuck with what’s they’ve been given and there’s no hiding from that….this is the only fuckin’ way to compensate, but as time goes on and long thin legs become more and more important, it seems like the heels get higher and higher until they reach the Vanessa Hudgens level of circus performing as she struggles down the stairs and the whole thing is funny enough for me. and possibly erotic to those of you who like watching your neighbor’s teen daughters play dress up in their backyard walking down their imaginary runway in their mom’s heels all awkward and shit….she should just stick to talking pictures of her overgrown pubic hair for her boyfriends like she did last year, that was her peak….
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Heels|Struggles|Vanessa Hudgens
2010
08
Jan
Ashley Greene in Bodypaint for an Ad of the Day
I saw this earlier this week – I forgot to post it – because I didn’t think it was that big of a deal and actually found it boring when there’s hot naked pussy on the internet to waste my time watching…
I always forget who Ashley Greene is but apparently she’s in on the SI marketing campaign cuz they need their Swimsuit issue to be next fucking level since it’s the only issue people give a fuck about and is probably the only reason they still print the magazine and haven’t taken it to print….
Posted in:Ashley Greene|Bodypaint