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2010

03

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I was just out drinking with a group of old ladies who had multiple personalities and very small budgets to buy me drinks….They were haggard would be homeless if they didn’t live in a group home. It was not as sexy as it sounds but halfway into the insanity I realized that I need a video camera but I also need to post my stepLINKS cuz people are waiting for them…but then I remembered no one reads my shit or cares about my stepLINKS…so I ordered a couple more drinks…but then couldn’t appreciate them because I kept thinking I was letting you down….even if you don’t care…I guess I like thinking you do…so I ran home and this is what I came up with….hold me…I love you…


Twitter is the New Drunkenstepfather.com
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Scarlett Johansson Almost Flashed Obama Her Vagina
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And Now, The Best Picture You Will See All Day, Possibly All Week
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It’s Fitting That Lohan’s Next Movie Role Will Have Her Playing a Dick Sucker
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Christina Hendricks Is A Sexy Bitch, Here’s The Pics
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Because Monday Will Be Easier If There’s Some Whore in the Mix
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Kelly Brook Is A Nerdy Dominatrix and I Gotta Admit, I’m Feeling It
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When Spiders Take Drugs – VIDEO
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Some Celeb Hotties At the Kentucky Derby
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Jessica Alba’s Ass Crack and Tramp Stamp Wanna Say Hello
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Your Tax Dollars At Work – VIDEO
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And More on Whether Kate Hudson Did or Didn’t Get Implants
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Bedtime for Adrianna
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Teen is Home Alone and Gets Up to No Good
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Hot Sluts of the Day
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Some Molly Sims Bikini Shots
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Drunk Slut Falls Out of a Boat – VIDEO
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How About a 70’s Sing Along
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Maliah Michel is Sexy in Lingerie…Wow
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A Sarah Harding Panty Upskirt
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Adrienne Manning is Just Plain Sexy
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You’re Going to Have to Take a Look at Peache Geldof Here…
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Lesbian Fantasy of the Day
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Sasha Grey is a Sexy Secretary
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A Little Rhianna, Just Cause
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All Three of These Babes Are Going to Have Their Own Show and It Almost Makes Me Want to Steal My Neighbors TV
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Guess Who’s a Lesbian…Of the Day
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Brunette on the Fucking Machine
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Hey There Sarah Jean Underwood
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Renne Zelwegger Has a Tight Body
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Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh
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God Damn I Love Kate Beckinsale
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OMG POWERTHIRST PART 3!!!! YESSSSS!!! – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sexy Sabrina Rolling Around Nude in Bed
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Olivia Munn in FHM
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MacGruber is AMAZING and Now He Is Everywhere – Join In on the Fun
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Crowd Surfing Fail – VIDEO
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Hand Fart Imperial March – VIDEO
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Seriously, WTF Happened to Jenna Jameson’s Face
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Megan is Stripping
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And More of Lucy Pinder Topless
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

03

May

Seductive Webcam Dance of the Day

I think this bitch is doing the Monster Mash….cuz whatever this is it scares me….but it would be a lot better if done in lingerie or naked…let’s just hope a Part 2 of the shit with some strip will hit…cuz nudity makes all things better…even scary things.

Posted in:Camgirl|Fat

2010

03

May

Rihanna Blocks Her Vagina Flash of the Day

Rihanna avoided flashing the world her prostitute cunt at least what I assume is a prostitute cunt cuz there is really only one way out of a life as a garbage man’s daughter in a shanty in Bridgetown and that’s via the sex trade / human trafficking that I guess worked out well for her and the guy who bought her cuz now she’s all famous, money making, while hardly talented enough to get out of a car properly enough to make me forget I hate her….

Here she is grabbing her Vagina in a concert in Berlin…you’ve probably seen these pictures before because it’s a dance move part that is part of her show that she does when in this pink uterus colored latex/pantsless shit she borrowed from Lady Gaga…but she’s still grabbing her pussy in front of 100s of people and like the poor kid at the school play who doesn’t wash proper scratching his genitals, shit’s funny….


Pics via LFI
Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Rihanna|Vagina

2010

03

May

Gina Gershon’s Has a Boring Bra On of the Day

I don’t know who Gina Gershon is, but I do know what her bra looks like, and that’s pretty much like every other fucking bra in the history of bras, leading me to wonder why the fuck I bothered posting this shit like it’s fuckin’ hot or worth looking at, when really a bra shouldn’t get anyone over 12 years old turned on and should hardly be noticed except when it’s coming off to get to nipple when your virgin hands struggle to get it off when you finally get that close to a girl, or when you steal one from your mom and put it on yourself to practice taking it off in the event you ever get a girl, realizing how good it feels and leading to your life as a cross-dresser because at least you’re accepted amongst other cross-dressers….I think I’ve gone on a tangeant but the point of everything was to say less bra more nipple.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bra|Gina Gershon|See Through

2010

03

May

Firefighter Story of the Day

So some bitch decided she wanted to work in a man’s job as a fireman and didn’t like what came with the job….which was a boss who made fun of her period, her saggy tits, simulated masturbating and oral sex with the hose and nicknamed his gentials for her…so she did what any useless cunt who can’t take a joke and who figures she might as well ruin a motherfucker’s life while getting herself some kind of settlement so she can retire and ratted him out….

Firemen live in a fucking firehouse for 5 days at a time. They spend 24 hours a day showering together, sleeping together, eating together, working out together and the second you throw pussy in the mix, downtime obviously becomes about the pussy. It’s like that in any aspect of life….if you’re sitting on your couch doing nothing and a bitch walks in, you’re gonna try to bang her or at least talk dirty to her…..

So she wanted that life, signed up for that life and turned her back on a brotherhood that goes back generations of brave dudes who save each other’s lives while saving our lives on the daily….and I say that her other co-workers should show her what sexual harrasment charges does to their bond while letting her burn up in the next local fire….

I hate uptight twats more than I hate myself…..

Posted in:Firefighter|Sexual Harrassment

2010

03

May

Kate Bosworth Shows Off Her Legs of the Day

I love skinny girls….I spent a better part of yesterday stalking a girl…I don’t really like to call it stalking because that would imply I was creepy and criminal when really I was just admiring her because she was skinny and in the smallest tightest shorts I’ve ever seen on a girl. Her legs were long and luxurious and her tits were small and perky….so I did what any guy who had nothing better to do with his time and followed her home. It turns out her last name is “Roberts”…her buzzer code is 1093…she must live alone or she’s just anorexic…cuz she went grocery shopping and bought 1 apple, a case of diet coke and a pound of roast turkey slices, which would explain why she’s so skinny…at 11 pm she left her house and got into a cab that I tried to follow but lost her outside one of those trendy supper club bullshits….and I went home to my pig wife who was eating ice cream and crying about some bullshit I tried to ignore…because I was too busy realizing that life fucking hates me and I’m real bad at it cuz otherwise I’d be bossing Kate Bosworth to bounce her boney ass on my pelvis instead of being afraid my wife is going to get frisky and smother me to death with hers….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kate Bosworth|Legs

2010

03

May

Pam Anderson Frees the Birds in White Shorts of the Day

Pamela Anderson is brave. Not only does she still have the confidence to leave her house despite the world knowing she’s nothing but a dirty, diseased whore…Not only does she get herself on bottom feeding TV shows and goes to events and still lives in California trying to get work…..but she also still wears little white shorts like her cervix doesn’t dircharge horrible colored and smelling muscus that stains fucking white pants….like any girl who happened to get her period in a pair of white pants…it’s horrifying…and the only justification for this is that when she got her latest set of implants, she got her vagina sewed the fuck up or maybe she’s just got a few pairs of waterproof panties or that she’s shoved a role of gauze up there to prevent and Mexican Oil Spill caliber leaks….

Here she is doing some bullshit for PETA saving a bird cuz she’s vegan and needs something she thinks is important to associate herself with….cuz being a part of something make you feel less alone even if they are just using her for her celebrity….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Pam Anderson|Shorts

2010

03

May

Gwen Stefani’s Disgusting Red Bra of the Day

If you find this hot in any way. There is something fucking wrong with you. Or you’re a gay guy who always responded well to the “I’m Just a Girl” No Doubt song and never let go to how it inspired you to accept who you are, embrace it and put on a dress and finally live it….Or a closet case who used to jerk off to No Doubt videos because she turned you on cuz her little nipples were hard and her abs were ripped that brought back memories of showering after gym class in High School with the boys….or you’re just a girl in this world and girls always love other girls cuz they see their inner diva instead of the horrible face and body I’m too blinded by to see past. If you know what I mean…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bra|Gwen Stefani

2010

03

May

Jessica Biel and Her Short Shorts and Boots of the Day

Jessica Biel looks a hell of a lot less like a dude than she has looked the last few years, I guess she cooled down on the weight lifting and let her estrogen out to breathe and blossom and I am pretty sure Justin Timberlake is pretty upset about it, cuz no one who sings like the angel he sings like doesn’t like getting things shoved deep in his ass while tickling his balls.

Here are some pictures of her ass getting pushed into a car by Timberlake which is the same strategy I’ve used on bitches throughout my life…I mean a motherfucker’s gotta get laid …..

Pics via Bauer
Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Jessica Biel|Short Shorts

2010

03

May

Sloppy Jesery Shore Bitches on the Beach


I don’t really mind that the Jersey Shore people are famous. They are substantially more opportunistic and clever than the trash I see locally who only care about their immediate circle of average at best looking girls in Ed Hardy and standing in shitty club booths pumpin’ bottles of Grey Goose like they really have the whole thing figured out. It’s not really their fault that they find the Guido lifestyle cool or want to be a part of it, especially when it leads to being on they type of TV where the more ridiculous you get the more people pay attention to you, and really when you have one chance to do it, you might as wll. America is trash and loves laughing at the trash because I guess no one likes to admit they are trash…and none of that annoys me…the only thing I can’t stand about the girls on this show is that they actually think they are hot and have it going on, like some fat stripper eating a hot dog who is totally delusional about the fact that she’s fat and shouldn’t be doin’ that…I just dont’ understand how anyone who is this would think they are great and not aspire to take their money and enroll in an etiquette class, some speech therapy and invest in a personal trainer and some classy designer clothes….but I guess it’s gotta do with gutter club rats being cool and who fucking cares what I have to say….they’re in bikini…and you like bikinis.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Jersey Shore|Miami Beach