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2010

05

May

Sienna Miller Dressed like a Little Kid in her Onsie of the Day

I have a feeling you like your women dressed like a 2 year old, mainly because the only women you could score would have to have serious retardation, like the kind of retardation that leaves them unable to walk, talk or control their shitting, a bitch who just smiles and drools when you carry her from her room to the basement in your mom’s house, because you know that sister or not, she’s still got a pussy, a pussy that can’t tell on you when you get caught nude in bed together, because you can just blame it on sleep walking from your room next door, and everyone will believe you cuz everyone knows that no one wants to slam a severly retarded pserson, especially when they are related….you think you have it all figured out don’t you?

So you’ll probably like these pictures of Sienna Miller in a onsie like she’s trying to be stylish and seasional, when she really just has the dirtiest pussy around that we all know she’s trying to air the fuck out cuz scabs don’t dry up alone…..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Onsie|Sienna Miller

2010

05

May

Hilary Swank Boring Hard Nippled Tits of the Day

I’d be lying if I said that I didn’t try to jerk off to Hilary Swank’s naked body in Boys Don’t Cry at least once…There’s a scene I remember where amongst acting and dressing like a boy, she gets violated by her buddies who rip her clothes off and reveal her awesome fucking tits, and I figured that after watching such a heavy load of shit about some confused lesbian who fucked Becky from Roseanne with a strap-on, I had no choice but to celebrate when they busted out her tits and bush to distract me from her stupid looking face and the fact that she was pretending to be a boy the whole movie….

You see Hilary Swank isn’t hot. She’s got the floppy face of a basset hound, but her tits carry her through life and make her other flaws okay, so when I see her braless with hard nipples, I forget that she’s too old for my liking and that she looks like a farmhand in Missouri repairing the fucking tractor…something I know turns your closet-case ass on, so enjoy and remember that it’s not gay if she’s got hard nippled tits, even if it feels like it is kinda gay, cuz she looks like an awkward teenage boy.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Boring|Hilary Swank

2010

05

May

Some Arizona State Undie Run 2010 Video of the Day

Watch this video on mute. I am just posting it because I love the concept of 100s of girls running around in their underwear for no reason other than the fact that everyone is doing it because some pervert figured he’d come up with an event that caters to his fetish of finding out what girls were weraring under their stuffy everyday clothes because when you make an event out of the shit it seems a lot less creepy than if you just ask a girl to flash you her panties….It’s the subtlty that’s genius…if you come off too hard no bitch would fall for the stunt, but if you make a game out of the shit, everyone comes runnin’ stripped the fuck down….but not a “find the baseball in my anus” kinda game, but more of a “hey everyone, let’s be crazy and all go skinny dipping in the park cuz it’ll be jokes, and not cuz I really just want to see your tits” kinda thing….

On a side note, 45 seconds in has some good everyday girl ass.

Posted in:ASU Undie Run

2010

05

May

Marisa Miller and Her Husband Bore Me of the Day

I love when I come across people who make commentary about girls they jerk off to from movies, lingerie catalogs, bikini spreads in magazines being married or in a relationship. They see pictures of them living their everyday life and they get legitimately disappointed, like their fantasy is totally fucking ruined that the model is some pure virgin put on the earth to satsify their needs, despite not actually knowing the woman on a personal level, even when the bitch is Marisa Miller who looks like she’s taken more loads to her face to pay her rent than any other model, like she’s seriously haggard and washed up and she’s pretty much only been picked up by the majors recently and late in her career, when the only thing you should be mad about is the fact that she has the nerve to walk around in everyday clothes, like she’s not a fucking bikini model, who makes her money being half naked, and who needs or should have enough respect for her fanbase to give them what they fucking want, whether on duty or not, she’s got a commitment and we’ve all helped her make it very fucking rich and she shouldn’t be so smug about it. Cunt.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Boring|Marisa Miller

2010

05

May

Jessica Simpson is Fucking Huge of the Day

A bunch of hollywood gossip sites with nothing better to do with their time than talk about celebrities while trying to make stories out of seriously insignificant things they do and say went nuts about Jessica Simpson because she made a statement that she only brushes her teeth three times a week…

I think she was just diverting from the fact that she’s fat as fuck and slowly turning into a barn animal from her Texan hometown….

The reality is that she’s got fake teeth and when you have fake teeth you can’t get cavities, you can’t get plaque or bacteria build-up so you don’t really have to brush your teeth ever. A little mouth wash and you’re good to go….

But her real issue, which is her disgusting dress size, is what everyone should be gagging about, cuz bitch coulda been hot, if she didn’t spend her days pigging the fuck out now that she can afford to aand because it’s the only thing that makes her feel like she’s being hugged from the inside, since no guys are hugging her from the inside, or from the outside for that matter, but at least her roll of fat is proving to grow into the size of a disgusting person of its own so that she doesn’t need someone to hold her at night, not that her obesity would stop any of us perverts from holding her any time, she just needs to angle herself the right way to smother her fucking self….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Fat|Jessica Simpson

2010

05

May

Heather Morris is Some Bitch from Glee and She’s Nude of the Day

I had the horrible experience of watching Glee for the first time a week ago. I got invited to someone’s house for dinner and their 16 year old daughter was running around going nuts for the shit and not in a 16 year old daughter running around in her panties with her friends having pillow fights with their perky little bodies kinda way but more like the in the fat, obnoxious, miserable 14 year old spoiled brat who listens to too much hip hop, dates black dudes and will be pregnant in 6 months cuz she’s gutter and disgusting kinda way….

Either way, she got her way and they put the shit on and I had to sit through a group of rejects singing bullshit songs I don’t even listen to the original version of. It was like bad comedy and bad drama with obnoxious performances every few minutes that made me want to kill my fucking self….

I don’t remember noticing this bitch, but in her defense I was too busy trying to shove the chopsticks we were eating with in my eyes and ears at the same time… but in my defense she’s ugly and even her tits don’t get my attention long enough for me to remember who I am writing about but in her defense I am a forgetful drunk who doesn’t remember anyting but in my defense she’s nothing special….

Posted in:Glee|Heather Morris|Nude

2010

05

May

Miley Cyrus Can’t Be Tamed and Sluts Out of the Day

Here is a pantsless performance of Miley, who is half bird, have teenage prostitute and she’s pretty much doing the Gaga, I guess trying to re-invent herself, saying shit like how she goes through guys like money and that she can’t be tamed, all while showing off her tit, and I can only assume at least one of you is going to jerk off to this shit. I guess I shouldn’t hate on Gaga as much as I do, cuz she managed to get all these conservative Jesus virgin cunts to whore out, dyke out, and influence a whole lot of girls to follow her lead, making this summer a possible beautiful thing…so I’ll stop bothering laughing about the new Miley and I will just let you get back to masturbating, cuz it’s not everday you get to see a minor like this, so take advantage and then thank Hollywood for giving you some kiddie porn…goodtimes..

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|New Video|Slutty Teen

2010

04

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I spent the last 4 hours adding random girls to facebook. Not one of them added me back. So I went back and added them all again, thinking persistance may let me see their vacation pictures of them in their bikinis, again I got rejected, so I tried a third time and still haven’t got one of them to let me into their lives, reminding me why I prefer watching already released amateur pictures and videos thanks to the FBI’s initiative to find pedophiles with sites like StickAM.com and their underdeveloped 17 year olds engaging in lesbian sex because it’s less fucking work….it also reminds me that I suck at internet life as hard as I suck at real life and the whole thing would depress me if I actually cared….Here are my stepLINKS……cuz along with talking all my bullshit, that’s just what we do here….

It’s Official – Kate Hudson Has Implants
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So THAT’S What Madonna Looks Like With No Make Up or Photoshop
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10 Ridiculous Celebrity Catfights
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P.Diddy’s Girlfriend Cassie Is So Fucking Hot
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Because Everyday is a Little Better When Sluts Are Around
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A Grade A Bikini Contest – VIDEO
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As If You Needed More Proof That The Entire Population of America is Completely Retarded
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The Ten Most Awesome Mascot Dunks of All Time
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Christina Aguilera and Her MILF Cameltoe
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Glenn Beck is a Dumb Cunt Let’s Bask in His Stupidity Together
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Whatever, I’d Bang Disco Earth Mother Boho Nicole Richie
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Brandi is in the Bedroom
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Awh Guess Who’s Having a Big Old Cry
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You Won’t Believe What This Slut is Masterbating With…. – VIDEO
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Brooklyn Decker > Jennifer Aniston
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The Children of This Generation Are Fucked – VIDEO
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You’ll Wanna Bask in Vanessa Just Like I Did
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In Case You Haven’t Had Enough of JWoww’s Giant Tits
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Lidia Plays With Her Pussy
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Lesbian Fantasy of the Day
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Your WTF Porn Picture Of The Day: Sasha Grey Fucks A Bear
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Christina Hendricks and Her Tits Come Out to Play
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Bar Rafaeli is Catching a Rainbow in Her Bikini
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Cassie Versus Zoe – Who Would You Rather
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If You Didn’t Already Want to Kill Mariah Carey, This Will Seal the Deal
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29 Minutes of Hot Lesbo Action…of the Day – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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And More Bar Rafaeli
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I’d Let Her Ride Me Day and Night
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Ahhhhhhhh Aria Giovanni
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Helena Mattsson Sizzles In Maxim
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The 13 Funniest Wheel Of Fortune Screen Captures
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Sophie Turner Looks Yummy
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And That’s Why You Don’t Headbutt a Van – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Talulah Riley lingerie
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Julia and Her Friend
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Peaches in the Jaccuzi
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The 100 sexiest Photos of Christina Aguilera Ever
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The 6 Greatest Movie Villains We Just Forgot About
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Naked Amy G….
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Follow Me, It’s Not Like You’re Doing Anything Else With Your Life
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BONUS!

Dirtiest School Project Video of the Day

How do you like your meat? from Mena Kumari on Vimeo.

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

04

May

Beyonce Tries to Sex it Up in her New Music Video of te Day

Here’s a music video that along with teaching the kids how to smoke at drink include Beyonce’s attempt to take on Lady Gaga. From wearing lingerie and no pants, showing off tit and ass, shaking her shit, mopping in the shit, doing the dishes in the shit, and almost getting me excited in the shit, before rmemebering this is Beyonce and I fucking hate Beyonce no matter how half naked she is….or what traditional gender roles she pretends to be doing…cuz I know the closest thing this fat ass diva has done to chores the dishes is eating off the dishes while her hired immigrants are massaging her feet….

Posted in:Beyonce|New Video|Sexed Up

2010

04

May

Sienna Miller Greasy Pig of the Day

Sienna Miller is a greasy fucking pig and here are the pictures to prove it….The light is shining off her head in a way that reminds you that not only does Sienna Miller and her hipster bush hardly wash….but he also doesn’t fucking care…the kind of free-spirited hippie fashionista who likes that at any given time the cum of at least 4 different men is crusted to the side of her pussy lips….2 of which are married men….along with a bouquet of odors that include bad hygiene, innocent infections, and stds…..so here are some greasy fucking pictures of Sienna Miller because Sienna Miller is a greasy fucking pig and she likes reminding us of that…because she knows it wouldn’t stop any of us from slammin’ her if we had the opportunity….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Greasy|Sienna Miller